58. Sick and Reality Show (9)
After eliminating Jiang Shengjie, there were only Xiao He Qi Xia, Tian Jian, and Lin Xiaowan left. One more person will be eliminated to get the third place in this competition. Originally, it was going to be compared again to confirm the ranking of the top three. In the end, the director was troublesome, waved his hand, and decided to book this competition directly. The last time I boiled the fish in the spring water, because there were still a lot of people in the village, there were not so many fish that could be killed, and there was also a fear that the people in the village would be annoyed, so the initial idea of asking the villagers to rate them together stalled.
Now it's the last show, and the director decided to have a big ticket, and the bigger the scene, the better. On the day of the competition, almost the whole village came. The director also told them privately that after the competition, they would leave the village and the villagers would send them away. The more miserable the crying, the more grief-stricken the better, anyway, how to sensationalize when the time comes. The director was afraid that they would show discordant expressions such as elation at that time, so he specially reminded them.
Xiao He also pretended to be a good baby, and Qi Xia was completely in and out of his left ear.
The director shouted, "Qi Xia, especially you, you are not allowed to laugh if you can't cry when the time comes." ”
Qi Xia imagined that scene for a while, and his scalp couldn't help but tingle, but for the sake of the director's age, he also had to respect the old man. Qi Xia hesitated for a long time before saying, "Okay, I'll try not to laugh out loud." ”
Director:......
The final required them to make pheasant ingredients. Pheasants are a little larger than domestic chickens, and the meat is also leaner and more chewy. However, people with bad teeth and mouth may suffer a little from eating. But the more you chew this pheasant, the more fragrant it becomes, it's true. The ingredients this time were bought from the villagers, about 100 yuan each, which is quite cost-effective. After all, pheasants are very difficult to catch, and if you can catch them, you will be lucky. The program team paid in cash at one time, and the contestants were ten each, and all of them were processed in one morning, but only one burning method was allowed for the ten.
There are a total of four people, including Xiao He, and they can make a total of forty pheasants by then. Maybe it's enough for the villagers to eat, but if it's not enough, it's already the limit to make ten per person in one morning. Maybe those who are used to cooking in a restaurant can do more, but it's nothing to them. But the program team didn't want to be broadcast at that time, and after the broadcast, there would be words on the Internet that they would treat the contestants harshly, and after discussion, they also discussed it with the contestants. I think it's okay for them to make ten chickens in one morning.
Xiao He decided to stir-fry the pheasant with his own secret honey barbecued pork sauce. Originally, he brought a small bottle to eat barbecue, and he could take it out for this competition. Who knew that the program team did not allow it, saying fouls. For the sake of fairness and justice, contestants can only use the condiments provided by the program team. Xiao He made a difficulty, so he wanted to stir-fry the pheasant with barbecued pork sauce.
You can't foul the game, and you have to make your favorite dishes. Xiao He thought about it, asked the program team for some necessary materials, and then made his unique honey barbecued pork sauce on the spot. The other players, as well as the onlookers who didn't know the truth, were all curious about what he was doing. Qi Xia stared at Xiao He, accidentally stunned, and actually forgot that he was in the game, and it was the staff who reminded him that he came back to his senses.
Jiang Danqing scolded Qi Xia with a grin, "Is Xiao He so good-looking?" Actually stunned? ”
Qi Xia smiled embarrassedly, but he was not embarrassed at all when he said it, "Xiao He is very handsome." ”
Jiang Danqing: ......
After Xiao He stir-fried the barbecued pork sauce until fragrant, he put it aside and put it quietly. Lin Xiaowan ran over playfully and cutely, wanting to pick up the barbecued pork sauce and take a look. Qi Xia quickly took the big bowl of barbecued pork sauce away.
Lin Xiaowan was about to cry aggrievedly, and her big watery eyes were filled with tears: "Brother Xia, what do you mean by this?"
Qi Xia cautiously glanced at the barbecued pork sauce, then glanced at Lin Xiaowan with slanted eyes, and said bluntly, "I'm afraid that you will be poisoned." ”
When Lin Xiaowan heard this, her watery eyes were full of grievances, and Xiaolu looked at him timidly as frightened, "Brother Xia, why do you think of me so much?" I'm not like that, you misunderstood me. As she spoke, she peeked at Xiao He in fear, as if Xiao He was some kind of man-eating monster, and then looked at Qi Xia worriedly, "Brother Xia, did someone tell you something?" Do you really think that about me? ”
"I really miss you so much. So eldest sister, can you stay away from me? Qi Xia couldn't bear it, his eyes were sharp with a hint of murderous intent.
Lin Xiaowan is also thick-skinned, and she was so driven away, she was embarrassed to stand there. And I don't have any consciousness in the game now, just standing there, pouting, tugging at the corners of my clothes, looking like a little girl who is angry with others. Qi Xia is not afraid of her, isn't it just a competition? If you lose, you lose, anyway, Jiang Shengjie has been eliminated, he won that gamble no matter what, and he didn't care about the wins or losses of the rest of the game. He wants to see who can consume whom he and this Lin Xiaowan.
Xiao He really felt that Qi Xia was getting more and more alive, and he was so naïve that he tore up with that Lin Xiaowan, stupid or not, just kick it away if it doesn't like it. Xiao He called the staff and said that Lin Xiaowan had influenced his game and wanted to copy him. Then the program team immediately came and drove Lin Xiaowan back to his place.
Lin Xiaowan was still reluctant to leave, shouting, "Oh, what are you doing?" What does it matter to you that I'm standing there? I just want to stand there. ”
Qi Xia also stood next to Xiao He, but no one rushed Qi Xia. Xiao He laughed at him, "Are you naïve? ”
Qi Xia lowered her eyes and hid the light under her eyes that was colder than ice and snow: "Anyway, I just don't like her to appear in front of you."
"You just have to look at me."
Xiao He hurriedly turned his head to see if the camera had filmed them, and then blamed Qi Xia loudly, "What are you doing?" What if I get photographed? ”
"What's wrong with the film? I like you for a fact, and I'm not going to change it. Qi Xia was dissatisfied. He can't wait to tell everyone immediately, he is now in a relationship with Xiao He. But seeing Xiao He's worried look, Qi Xia still smiled and comforted him, "Don't worry, my uncle is the investor of this show, and the director doesn't dare to broadcast my bad places." ”
Xiao He thought about it, too, being rich is an uncle.
The pheasants assigned to them by the program have all been cleaned up, but they haven't been cut yet, and although they have been removed, there are still places that have not been cleaned, Xiao He used tweezers to pluck out the chicken feathers that have not been cleaned, which took a lot of time. Then directly cut the pheasant into pieces and stir-fried, and then dig a big spoonful of barbecued pork sauce, with green onions, ginger and garlic to stir-fry, not to mention how fragrant, the fragrance is not too much.
Qi Xia felt strange, his barbecued pork sauce smelled no different from the ordinary barbecued pork sauce sold in the supermarket. How can it be made so fragrant, just smelling this aroma makes people feel fluttering, and it can't be eaten to heaven? Could it be that Xiao He, this kid, really has honey cooking skills? It's amazing, isn't it?
And Lin Xiaowan secretly hated, when he was with this stupid boy before, he was not so powerful, could it be that he was hiding his strength at that time? Or was there a special opportunity later? It's all to blame for that Qi Xia, if he hadn't blocked it, she would have done it a long time ago. It will definitely make this Xiao He a big ugly. As a result, just by the smell of the pheasant coming out of the pot, she knew that he was going to win again.
The villagers knew that the program team invited them to dinner today, and they had already moved the tables and chairs at home, and made up a table with people they knew. Some men even brought their own drinks, saying that they would eat after a while without drinking. The children's bowl is filled with coconut milk and orange juice. The child didn't have the patience to wait for the meal to start, so he naughtily started playing beside him, and the quiet child also sat there and drank bowl after bowl of drink anxiously.
Xiao He's method is simple, and he is the first to be served. The first pheasant was filled with two large bowls, one table and one bowl, and the people at the two tables picked up the chopsticks when they smelled it. I didn't have the heart to give in, so I picked up a piece of chicken and stuffed it into my mouth, and in the end, the movement of chopsticks became faster and faster. The people at the other tables looked like they were grabbing it. Is it really that delicious? The people at the other tables drooled as they watched.
There was a naughty child who was a picky eater at the dinner table, and when he saw something delicious coming up, he was not in a hurry, and he looked like he didn't want to eat and let me play. Who knew that his parents, who had to feed him in the past, didn't care about him this time. I just ate it myself, bite after bite, but I didn't even remember that there was a child, and I had to pick up vegetables for the child or something. The more the little kid thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, and he cried out. At this time, the parents who were busy eating remembered, (⊙o⊙) Oh, there is a small one.
The child cried extremely sadly, his mother, who used to have a good temper and would gently coax him, lost his patience, his father slapped him on the head, and his mother slapped him on the back, both of them were very impatient, "What is the noise?" If you don't eat, you'll leave. ”
The child feels that his parents don't want him anymore. The more sad I cried, the more angry I found that my parents didn't respond. wanted to run away from home without steaming steamed buns and angry them, but they couldn't help but pick up a piece of chicken with chopsticks, full of indignation. Hmph╭(╯^╰)╮, I want to see what's so special about this chicken, you don't even want your precious son.
As soon as you bite into it, the hot barbecued pork sauce, the more you chew the more flavorful the chicken, it seems that you can't see or hear it all at once, only the touch and taste in your mouth are real. Bear kid stares at dog dumbfoundedJPG.
When the bear child stretched out his chopsticks and wanted to eat another piece, the last piece of chicken in the bowl had already been quickly picked up by his father. Dad noticed the bear child's longing gaze and asked with concern, "Do you eat?" ”
Before the bear child could speak, the bear child's father stuffed the chicken in his mouth, chewing it and saying, "Don't eat it, don't eat it, pull it down, I'll eat it." ”
Bear child: ╭(°A°')╮
Who, who who said he didn't eat? Dad, do you want to move so fast? You're so shameless, don't you know it?