Bai Yu was stunned, and immediately became ecstatic. It's been six years, and this autistic cousin has finally spoken, and finally has more action and more affection, although it is "see, to, he, just, think, hit, him!" ”

Jono grabbed the tiger's tail and suddenly asked, "What's your name?" "The little one is very nervous.

The child only stared at Jono.

Bai Yu replied on behalf of his younger brother: "His name is Hengheng, his name is Duanmu Heng, is it okay to play with Nuo Nuo in the future?" ”

Not good!

Qiao Nuo threw down the tiger and ran to Grandpa Qiao, hugged his grandfather's thigh, and said loudly: "It's not good, don't play, don't go to my house, grandpa let them go!" ”

Grandpa Qiao: "...... what's the matter?" I also cleaned up the Westinghouse myself and kept it for people to sleep in!

Qiao Nuo whispered, "The leader of the Martial Arts Alliance is here." ”

Grandpa Qiao suddenly became nervous.

In Grandpa Qiao's impression, the useless martial arts alliance leader is here to set off his grandson, his martial arts are too vegetable, he can't beat his grandson in his life, and his grandson doesn't want to fight and sends him to die later, too weak. also caused his grandson to be struck by lightning and hit with decay. Looking at it now, he is not as smart as his grandson, not as beautiful as his grandson, not as cute as his grandson, and not as good as his grandson anywhere!

However, it is not possible to drive people away from all the way, this is the future connection of his grandson. But the leader of the martial arts alliance is a thunderbolt, and his grandson may have a shadow after being hacked so many times, so he has to think about it.

Let's go home first.

Jono rode the tiger, and the others rode in the car and went home.

Duanmu Heng sat on his cousin's lap, leaned on the car window and looked at Qiao Nuo, who was riding a tiger not far away, his small mouth was pursed tightly, and his little fist was pinched for a while.

Grandpa Qiao touched Duanmu Heng's head and smiled kindly. This stupid boy still wants to beat my grandson!

Bai Yu smiled dryly. It's a good thing that the little cousin is not autistic today, but the behavior of not being autistic is wrong, this is indiscriminately beaten, and no parent can bear it - although he didn't hit it all of a sudden-the little cousin is nearly a head taller than Jonono!

Uncle Tiger carried Jono in front of him to open the road, because he hadn't run for a long time, he was very excited, so he sprinted and jumped from time to time.

Jono's two little short legs couldn't clamp the tiger's belly, and he was afraid of being fallen, so he made a jack fall.

Uncle Tiger tilted his head - the cub suddenly became a little heavier, confused, a tiger roared, shook his waist, and ran faster.

Jono was depressed. Only the second-layer skill is still too weak, and even the tiger can't hold it down.

Uncle Tiger jumped in three steps and five steps to take the cub home, and as soon as he squatted at the gate, the cub slid down the smooth back hair.

Jono fell a little fart, got up softly, and scolded: "You bad tiger! Bad Tiger! Bad Tiger! "My legs are all weak! A jack pendant can't hold you down! The internal forces are all used up!

At this time, two cars followed closely behind also arrived.

Duanmu Hengren's calves were fast, so he got out of the car first, and ran to Qiao Nuo's side when his brother was helping Grandpa Qiao, and pounced on it with his little fists.

Jono blocked left and right, left and right, didn't want to be beaten and didn't dare to play heavy - he was afraid that he would accidentally break someone and be struck by lightning, and he was very entangled.

Grandpa Qiao: "......", whose child came to my house to bully my grandson, it's really bad!

Bai Yu: "......" Hengheng is really lively today, take him out with the right one. But we're here as guests, can we stop chasing the host's child who is a little shorter than you? You'll be kicked out!

Uncle Tiger lazily lay on the ground and watched the cubs frolicking with other cubs, and felt that the cubs were very cute today, and when he had seen enough, he stood up and leaned over, licked left and right, and licked the face of the new cub when he was done.

Bai Yu's face turned green all of a sudden.

Duanmu Heng was stunned for a moment, wiped his face, and tears fell down. It hurts! It's also aggrieved.

Bai Yu pulled his little cousin, distressed and happy. Crying, my cousin, who has always been expressionless, is crying! That's great.

At this time, Qiao Nuo finally found out that he didn't seem to be normal as the leader of the martial arts alliance. If you look closely, you are very disgusted, this guy used to be unable to use force, but now he can't even use intelligence.

Didn't save him!

This life is a failure!

If you really dominate the martial arts, you have to look at this seat!

Grandpa Qiao opened the door, and Uncle Tiger led Jono to the backyard. As soon as I opened the backyard door, there was a sika deer lying at the door.

Jono shouted into the courtyard: "Come and peel someone!" ”

Several people came over to see it, and the scarface driver who was a veteran got started.

Uncle Tiger eats venison.

Grandpa Qiao picked up the deer whip and went to make wine.

Bai Yu looked at the row of large wine bottles soaked in deer whips and was stunned.

Grandpa Qiao asked: "What about the leftovers that Uncle Tiger eats, do you say it is better to throw them back into the mountains to rot and make fertilizer or concoct them into medicine and hand them over to the country?" ”

Bai Yu: "......"

Grandpa Qiao: "That Uncle Tiger has been fond of eating sika deer recently, and he can scrape more than ten catties of meat after scraping the bones after eating. ”

Bai Yu: "......" shook his head silently.

Grandpa Qiao: "It's okay now, it's all here to eat by itself." In the past, the prey sent here every once in a while was all protected meat, and you said we would eat it or not? ”

Bai Yu: "......" I don't know.

All the things that Bai Yu brought were moved in.

Jono nodded. There is no shortage of rice cookers, electric gas stoves, electric frying pans, VCDs, plates, and big trains. There is also a model car, a model airplane, and a big box of building blocks.

Let's look at the market first. TV series, Jin Yong Gulong has it, there are ready-made plates, and there are also self-recorded. movies, there are Hong Kong and Taiwan films, and there are also ripped domestic war films. Cartoons, Cat and Mouse, Gourd Baby, Transformers, Machine Qì Cat, and so much more.

Jono: "......" wants to see Naruto, I want to see the plague god elementary school student who doesn't grow up, and it didn't end when he died in his previous life! I really want to catch the author now, lock him up in the small room and force him to keep drawing, and hang up and beat him if he can't finish painting.

Duanmu Heng stood behind Jono with the model car, lifted it up, and smashed it on the back of the head.

Jono dragged the tray box and ducked.

The car model smashed on the edge of the kang and cracked.

Qiao Nuo snatched the smashed car model, pressed Duanmu Heng on the edge of the kang, and slapped his ass, scolding while beating: "Hit my head, hit my head, my grandfather is reluctant to hit my head!" I still have to give my grandfather a pension, what should I do if I am stupid! You bad boy! ”

Grandpa Qiao, who rushed to hear the sound: "......" My grandson is going to give me a pension again!

Bai Yu, who rushed to hear the voice: "......" is weak, sorry, guilty, distressed, but I always feel that something is wrong.

Qiao Nuo lifted the smashed car model and held it up in front of Bai Yu: "Your brother smashed my car, compensate me two!" ”

Bai Yu: "......" didn't know how to coax his younger brother who had been smashed in the car for several months, or Qiao Nunono, who was beaten there for the first time in his life and cried silently.

At this time, Duanmu Heng suddenly jumped up, pushed Qiao Nuo's shoulder, and shouted: "If you don't pay, you won't pay, I'll hit you in the head, I'll smash your car, it's not your car, my brother bought it, my brother, my brother!" ”

As soon as Qiao Nuo dodged, he was not pushed, and pressed the person on the edge of the kang with his backhand, and he was about to spank the person's ass when he reached out, but was hugged by his grandfather.

Bai Yu: "...... "Old man, let go of your grandson and let them fight, my brother hasn't said so much for so many years, and he will fight now!" Although it's always the one who gets beaten.

Jono jumped in his grandfather's arms: "Pay me for the car, pay for my car!" ”

Duanmu Heng jumped in his cousin's arms: "If you don't pay, you won't pay!" My brother bought it, my brother! hugged his cousin's thigh and repeated: "My brother! ”

Qiao Nuo tilted his head to admire the martial arts alliance leader with low IQ, bared his teeth, and said, "Your brother is my eldest nephew, and I am your brother's little uncle." You are my little nephew, and I am your little uncle. Call my uncle, and my uncle will buy you candy to eat! ”

Duanmu Heng was stunned for a moment, hugged his brother's thigh and cried: "I'm not his little nephew, I don't want him to be my uncle!" "Uncle is so fierce!

Bai Yu: "...... "I don't want such a little uncle either!" But in front of Old Man Qiao, I didn't dare to say no.

Grandpa Qiao: "...... I'm going to cook. "Lead your grandson out.

Jono: "Grandpa, the eldest nephew bought a pot." "Go out with his grandfather.

Bai Yu: "......" is not as tall as his legs, how do you call the three words "big nephew"! Grieved deeply.

Liang Yu lowered his head and smiled, and followed into the kitchen to help wash the vegetables.

Jono touched a washed gherkin and said, "Big sister, you're so good-looking." ”

Liang Yu: "...... It's the big brother. ”

Jono: "The eldest nephew also asked me to call him big brother, and my grandfather said that he was a bad person." ”

Liang Yu was stunned, he didn't dare to let Qiao Nuo call him big brother anymore, big sister is big sister, he didn't dare to be the big brother of Bai Shao's "little uncle". I glanced at Jono again, and felt that this child was very strange, he was not as tall as a tiger, so he dared to ride a tiger, should it be said that the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers! No, there are still those who are not afraid, Bai Shao's little cousin doesn't seem to be afraid, he dares to rush up and fight with people when he is still riding a tiger.

Duanmu Heng saw Qiao Nuo leaving, let go of his brother's legs, grabbed the car smashed by him and sat on the chair silently, played with the car for a while, threw it on the ground, ran out with his little short legs, ran to the kitchen, and stood at the door without moving.

Bai Yu rolled up his sleeves, also entered the kitchen, and pushed Grandpa Qiao out.

Duanmu Heng stood and stood, suddenly walked into the kitchen, grabbed an egg, and smashed it at Jono.

Qiao Nuo stretched out his hand to take it, walked to Duanmu Heng, lifted the egg, knocked it the door of the human head, did not knock it open, turned his head and knocked it on the edge of the water tank, hit it into the bowl, and put it in Bai Yu's hand: "I want to eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes." ”

Duanmu Heng stood and touched his forehead, it hurt, and after a while, he cried.

Bai Yu: "......"

Every time I look back, I see my cousin beating Jonono, but he can't beat it.

Jono shaved his little face and spit on it: "I'm still crying when I'm so old, shame on my face!" "Shame on people, turn around and run.

Duanmu Heng quickly stopped crying, wiped his tears, and chased after him with his little short legs.

Bai Yu: "...... brother, why are you here!"

Jono ran to the front yard to chase the roe deer.

Duanmu Heng stood by and watched people chase roe deer.

Jono ran to the backyard to ride the tiger.

Duanmuheng stood next to watch people riding tigers.

Jono ran to the feedlot site to help people move bricks and was taken out.

Duanmuheng stood next to watching people move bricks.

Jono was distressed. The leader of the martial arts alliance was pestering this seat and was annoyed.

Duanmu Heng looked at it for a while, then walked over and moved a brick.

Jono was stunned and ran home. appeared, Bai Xiaosheng's number one artifact on the weapon spectrum - slab bricks!

Qiao Nuo ran in front, and Duanmu Heng chased after him with both hands holding the artifact.

Qiao Nuo shouted as he ran: "Grandpa, help, my little nephew is going to hit me with a brick!" ”

Run a few steps, stand down and wait for the leader of the martial arts alliance, wait for someone to catch up and run, run a few steps and wait a while, and grimace at people while waiting: "Can't catch up, can't fight, I'm so angry!" ”

Duanmu Heng carried a brick and persevered in chasing people.

Bai Yu ran out with a spatula, grabbed his little cousin, confiscated the bricks, and looked at Grandpa Qiao silently.

Qiao Nuo hugged his grandfather's thigh and howled: "Grandpa, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared......"

Grandpa Qiao: "......" outfit!

Both parents developed a deep sense of powerlessness at the same time.