Chapter 18: My ...... Am I fat?
Kim Taeyeon opened the cabinet and didn't see the cup noodles, which were full of Sunny's favorite tomato-flavored potato chips, she looked at these snacks and smiled, snorted lightly or twice, took out a bag of potato chips with the smallest packaging, and then came to Xia Xuan's house again.
Ding dong.
The doorbell rang a few times, but no one responded, Kim Taeyeon pursed the corners of her mouth and hesitated for a while, reached out to hold the doorknob, and with a click, the door slowly opened, but the room was pitch black, and no sound came from inside.
"Anyone?" Kim Taeyeon shouted softly, but still no one responded to her.
"Isn't it there?" She frowned to find the light switch, but she tripped over something on the ground in the darkness before she had taken a few steps.
Bang.
Kim Tae-yeon's pupils contracted, and in a hurry, she immediately stretched out her left hand to hold the floor, and supported her body with the other hand.
That's when it happened.
A small light bulb lit up, followed by a second, a third...... Colorful lights filled the living room, as if countless glittering fireflies were weaving a scene of brilliant starlight.
"It's ......" The lights flickered, Kim Taeyeon opened her lips and her eyes were full of surprise, and suddenly, her expression began to freeze, and she was stunned to see those colorful lights turn bright blood red in an instant, as if blood was flowing out of a light bulb.
Dozens of blood-red lights slowly connected, and a huge skull illuminated the ceiling, and those blood-red lights resembled blood flowing from the empty eyes of the skull.
"You ......" The faint voice came from nowhere, and suddenly, a pair of hands with frightening white skin in the dark put on Kim Taeyeon's shoulders, she hugged her head and shouted with an "ah", her hands subconsciously grabbed her clothes, like a little hamster fleeing, her expression panicked.
Click.
All lights go out.
Then the clean light tube lights up with white light, illuminating the whole house transparently.
Kim Taeyeon slowly opened her eyes, and the gradually clear picture seemed to freeze, and the first person who appeared in sight was Xia Xuan, who squatted down and looked at her with a frown.
Xia Xuan looked down at Kim Taeyeon, whose face was a little pale, and his lazy voice as usual was a little puzzled at the moment, "What are you doing?" ”
Kim Taeyeon bit her lip, patted her chest with her right hand, and then gasped and said, "You don't want to be so scary, can you?"
"Oh, I was scared." Xia Xuan looked up at the staggered light bulbs on the ceiling, and then pointed to the skull surrounded by light bulbs with an expressionless face, "It's originally used to scare people, but you are too timid to think that there are ghosts, don't blame me for the fault." ”
"Besides, this is my home, I don't break the law by pretending to be such a thing, it's not in the way, it's not annoying, even if you invite the police, it's not my business."
Kim Taeyeon bit her lip and raised her eyebrows, took a deep breath and stood up, her eyes widened and she tried to calm herself down, resisting the urge to stomp her feet and hugging her shoulders and looking at Xia Xuan coldly, "Is it interesting for you to do this?" ”
Xia Xuan frowned and pondered, and shook his head lightly in the middle of the sound, "It's really not interesting, it seems that there are still many places to improve in the connection method of these bulbs." ”
Kim Taeyeon gasped, feeling that this man had an extremely bad personality, which was simply unreasonable, and the anger that she had endured for a long time was all rushed into one sentence: "You have a sick brain, right?"
Xia Xuan leaned over and picked up the potato chips that fell on the ground, looked up very strictly and looked at Kim Taeyeon seriously, and after two or three seconds, he finally found a very reasonable sentence to respond to Kim Taeyeon: "Even if you have a brain disease, it is also a brain doctor's business, what does it have to do with you?"
Then he looked at the potato chips in his hand, probably thought of something, and his eyes fell back on Kim Taeyeon's body, and when he saw that her face was about to explode, he almost carved the appearance of "You come to see me and I won't kill you" on her forehead, and looked down and smiled.
"It's good to be angry."
"Neuropathy."
"Otherwise, I thought I was just looking at a ...... who would never get angry but be silent. Paralysis? ”
"You...... Do you know you're a nuisance? ”
"If the world didn't have people like me, how boring it would be."
"Why do you always put the truth on yourself?"
"It's a question worth pondering, well, it's simple, because it's always on my side."
And then, then, there was no then.
In front of the door, a man and a woman looked at each other.
Then, this conversation about neurosis and truth finally went on.
"Potato chips aren't cup noodles."
"Huh."
"Hehe, it doesn't change that fact."
"Huh."
"Are you sick?"
"Even if I'm sick, it's the doctor's problem, what does it have to do with you?"
"Well, that's a matter of salt."
Xia Xuan suddenly walked to the corner next to the door, where there were stacks of cardboard boxes, he flipped through it for a while, found something from it, patted the dust on it, and read the most eye-catching sentence on the certificate in a lazy voice: "Graduated from Mingcheng Medical University in 2013."
Then he looked back at Kim Taeyeon with a grin: "Now, you are sick and have something to do with me."
Kim Taeyeon took the certificate with wide eyes, stunned there with a speechless expression, until Xia Xuan burst out laughing, she asked ignorantly, "What are you laughing at?" ”
"It's fake."
“bo?”
"That certificate is fake."
"You ......"
Xia Xuan could imagine how vivid Kim Tae-yeon was biting her lip.
"Well, that's what it was like when you were speechless."
Xia Xuan looked at Kim Taeyeon with a smile, and then as if he remembered something, he nodded and shook his head again and repeated it a few times, and finally muttered very seriously: "It's similar to what it looks like in the novel."
Then he paused for words and said with emotion, "The power of fans is terrifying." ”
After about four or five seconds, the silence still did not disappear, but Xia Xuan suddenly took a step forward and approached Kim Taeyeon and said, "Kim Taeyeon, right?"
Kim Taeyeon frowned, her eyes were a little uncomfortable, and she opened her mouth and said, "What are you going to do?"
The pair of lazy eyes didn't know what they were thinking, and after half a sound, Xia Xuan smiled and organized the language to start their fourth conversation.
"Aside from the fixed impression in my memory, you're actually an interesting person."
"I don't want to answer any more questions from you."
"It's okay, because I never cared about that."
"Looks like you're really sick."
"Even if I'm sick, I'm a doctor."
"Are you embarrassed to say this with a fake certificate?"
"A fake certificate only shows that I am a fake doctor, who says that a fake doctor is not a doctor?"
"You...... Neuropathy. ”
"I won't repeat the meaningless topic, let's go straight to the point, when will the cup noodles be given to me."
"No cup noodles, only potato chips, I don't care if you want it or not."
"yes, okay."
"Ah......h
Xia Xuan put on a black coat, and then beckoned to Kim Taeyeon, "What are you still doing in a daze, let's go, if you don't have cup noodles, you will naturally go to the convenience store to buy them." ”
"Of course, you didn't bring me the cup noodles, and you paid for the cup noodles."
"Kim Fat Yeon, ok?"
Kim Taeyeon, who was still distracted by Xia Xuan's last sentence, couldn't help but be stunned when she heard the name in his mouth, and then didn't look at this man who didn't play according to the routine at all, and her voice with her lips open and her incredible tone finally became deafening, "You're a psycho, I'm ...... Where did I get fat? ”
(Every time I think of Ha Hyun and Kim Taeyeon's conversation, I feel infinitely more joyful, haha.) )