Chapter Twenty-Three: The Final Showdown
The heavy rain finally stopped, which relieved the frightened program team. Whether it is a star or a staff, the schedule has already been arranged. If you delay the rest of your trip, the loss will be great.
The last item is just a very traditional rush game. But it is the part with the most laughs in "Heroes and Heroes". Maybe it's because the audience needs this kind of authenticity, not boring games that are nondescript and fake.
The show was officially recorded, and Lin Dong still didn't seem to be useful. The VJ of "Heroes and Heroes" is actually quite relaxed, and many fixed-camera shooting projects, after the machine is set up, you can be a full-time audience.
The male host asks a question, and if the twelve female guests need to answer, they must first turn three heels on the cushion.
When everyone else is answering a question, all kinds of strange answers lead to funny points. And the cute god IU really doesn't need words.,It's just that a simple action like a somersault can make you cute.。 The athletic ability is infinitely close to zero, the IU head is down on the cushion, and the little feet are on the ground, and the pedals are several times but they can't get up.
"Yikes!" With a loud shout, his feet finally left the ground. But the tumbling action froze, as if playing a handstand, and the two white and tender feet kicked in the air. With a loud "pop", IU's hit the ground straight on his back, not a somersault, but a "fall" heel fight.
Normal people roll in a circle, but the cute god IU is straight, using life to demonstrate the negative teaching materials.
Lin Dong is a long insight, this is the legendary "stay in the depths and naturally cute"? Soya, as a brain-dead fan of Xiao IU, was also dumbfounded, feeling that the high-minded idol temperament was slowly dissipating.
After a few rounds of warm-up questions, we moved on to today's topic, "Best Daughter-in-law".
Lu Hongzhe: "The best age for women in our kimchi country is 30 years old, everyone knows it. Then the following topic is a few of the thirtieth generation, pay attention, you have an advantage. ”
"When going on a blind date, the most common lie the woman tells is: I will contact you again."
The female guests of the right age were shy for a while, as if they had all done this kind of thing.
Lu Hongzhe continued: "The man's most common lie is: I came on a blind date for the first time. The two most told lies are known to all, according to such reference examples. So what is the second most told lie by the woman? ”
As soon as the words fell, a group of actresses rolled out one after another to answer, but at this time, a black shadow appeared in the crowd, like a "humanoid tire", rolling three times in a row, leaving all the other competitors behind.
When the dust settled, Lu Hongzhe was dumbfounded, "Park Ji-yeon, you are only 18 years old (if you have a birthday before March in Kimchi Country, it is one year old plus 2; If you have a birthday after March, you will be 1 year old), and you haven't even participated in a sorority party, have you? Why do you actively jump out to answer the blind date question? ”
The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon just stared at the prize "dim sum" next to the host, the world of foodies is so easy to understand, there is motivation if there is food, and no matter how difficult the problem is, he will try to win.
Lu Hongzhe: "So what is your answer?" ”
Park Ji-yeon: "Goodbye! ”
Lu Hongzhe felt that communication was a little difficult, and the two didn't seem to be in the same dimension, "Goodbye?" ”
Park Ji-yeon: "That's what it means to meet again." ”
"Did you understand what I just said? The number one lie is: will get in touch again. The second lie you say now is, meet again? ”
The audience burst into laughter, except for Park Ji-yeon, who was cute, "Can't it be like this?" ”
Aren't these two answers the same thing? Park Ji-yeon xi, goodbye! The host waved his hand to the little dinosaur and said 88, holding a plastic hammer in the other hand, and smashed it on her head with a "Bi". The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon had to look at the dim sum reluctantly, and walked back to the starting point three times in a step.
Funny is more fun than children's paper, under the leadership of the little dinosaur, a group of female stars took turns to fight, but no one was blinded. In the end, Lu Shiyan, the senior-level figure with the thickest tonnage and the oldest age, answered correctly first and successfully went ashore. Picking up the plate from the center of the storm to eat, there was a great momentum of sweeping away, and the little dinosaur not far away was so angry that his eyes breathed fire.
The question continues, what is the most common lie a married woman tells her husband?
A group of female stars were dumbfounded, and the only eldest sister who was married, Da Lu Shiyan, had already completed the answer, sitting on a plate eating snacks and laughing at the situation. The rest of them are all Yun Ying unmarried, how do they know what lies are the most talked about in married life?
Strength circle fan, the female devil Renna, who is acting with her life, finally found an opportunity this time, and Gollum rolled three laps, "The answer is: I love you." ”
No one knows whether she is doing a variety show to be funny, or simply answering truthfully, no matter which one it is, it makes the audience silent, as if she is thinking about some profound philosophical question.
Lin Dong felt as if there were a few crows above his head screaming "wow-wow-wow-", if this "I love you" is a lie, what are the two couples still married for?
If Liu Renna says to herself, "I love you." "Is it faith? Still don't believe it?
When it is true and false, it is also true, and the play is sincere in the depths.
The female devil Renna is really poisonous, and every sentence makes people not know whether it is true or false. Lin Dong is completely convinced, fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-Renna, anti-Renna, anti-Renna, say important things three times!
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The game continued, and the popular teams that Lin Dong knew rushed to answer successfully and got out of the sea of suffering. Under the temptation of food, Park Ji-yeon, the little dinosaur in the lower team, changed her tired paddling nature and became the first person in the team to successfully get the reward, and at the moment she was happily and brutally grabbing food.
At this point, the number of people who are still playing the game has become 1 in the upper team vs 5 in the lower team. And Lin Dong didn't know him at all, and some of them couldn't be named. So it makes sense that VJ, a temporary worker, was lazy and paddling.
"Soya, have you offended anyone lately?" Lin Dong still couldn't help but want to solve the mystery in his heart.
"How is this possible, I am a lively and beautiful girl who everyone loves." Soya is even more excessive than Lin Dong, since IU successfully answered the question, he returned to the nanny car to play with his mobile phone, not paying attention to the performance of other guests at all.
Sure enough, the big truck was coming at him. Lin Dong felt a burst of anger, but he was helpless, and he didn't have any clue at all? I haven't been in Kimchi Country for a long time, and I've been staying at the gym; It was the first time I stepped out of Seoul, and I encountered this kind of premeditated murder, and I couldn't think of a suspicious object at all.
"Lin Dong oppa, why do you ask like that?" The eccentric Soya could see Lin Dong's abnormality at a glance.
"It's fine." This kind of dangerous thing, Lin Dong still decided not to tell the little girl, anyway, it was useless to say it.
Soya looked suspicious, obviously not so easy to fool.
"It's fine. By the way, aren't you a singer? How about singing? "The best way to end a topic is to start another.
"Well, it's okay." Soya blushed rarely.
The implication is obvious, there should be no expectations. "I wrote a few songs, you can help me record a sample, if you sing well, I will give it to you directly, are you interested?"
"Of course! The lively beautiful girl Soya is also a great singer. ”
At this time, the agent team where the two of them were located, suddenly came to a very high-end nanny car, Lin Dong couldn't understand what brand it was, but the model with that kind of line was not ordinary at first glance.
"Lin Dong oppa, are there any special guests? Why is there still a nanny car driving in now? ”
"How do I know that temporary workers are just people who carry machines around on their ......"
The nanny car jumped out of the black clothes and black super bodyguards to play the trick, and then a man with an injured arm appeared on the stage. Small eyes, big mouth, flat nose, belly full of fat radish legs. With such a superb appearance, he has gone beyond the category of comedians and villains, and will definitely affect the city's appearance, so it is obvious that he will not be a star.
"Brother Hennan, do you know that one?" Lin Dong was a little interested in such a superb appearance, so he had to consult the veteran Sun Hengnan.
"It's hard not to know you, a minority shareholder of YG Brokerage, a notorious bee in the circle." Sun Hengnan is really an old Jianghu, and the information is very sufficient.
"Hennan oppa, what do you mean by bees?" Soya heard the funny words and asked questions in a hurry.
"You have to smell any flower, pick it, it's not a bee? Soya, you remember to stay away from that person. I heard that he enlisted in the army before, but I didn't expect to be released so soon. ”
"I learned boxing from my uncle, so I'm not afraid of bees, flies, and the like."
"Alright, it's almost over there. When Lin Dong finishes cleaning up, let's go back to Seoul. In this hellish place, there is not even a coffee shop, so I have to squat on the nanny car to get moldy. "There are more coffee shops than grocery stores in Seoul, and when the agent usually picks up and drops off artists, he always gathers at nearby coffee shops, so Son Hyung-nam has developed the habit of not having a coffee without him.
When Lin Dong heard this, he looked back at the shooting scene in the distance. Originally, there was only 1 person left in the team to successfully get out of the pit, but now he was actually pulled three games in a row by the next team, and it became the final competition of 1vs1.
"Let's go and see what the end out is." The first time I came to the crew of "Heroes and Heroes", the cause of the car accident was that I missed the beginning, so I couldn't miss the solution.
Among the twelve guests, the last two remained, the difference in level was really speechless, and the last question was answered in turn for more than ten rounds, and still no one answered correctly.
"Director, guess the boxing or decide the winner. If it is delayed like this, the crew will have to arrange lunch, and it will be overspended. ”
"It's really annoying, everything didn't go well this shoot. Let's wait a while, the losing team is punished, and you can't change it casually......"
The chief director of the scene was not finished, and with the help of the off-field cheating tips of the two teams, the final duel was finally decided. The team's game black hole Hong Xiuer really lived up to its reputation, and was actually overtaken by the team for 4 consecutive games.
Lu Shiyan, the hot-tempered eldest sister of the popular team, directly put down the sinner with a woman's anti-wolf technique, and she was really angry to the extreme.
The winning team of "Heroes and Heroes" took the nanny car home directly, and the losing team should go out and turn right, walk to the bus stop and wait for the bus by yourself!
This is the Kimchi Country variety show, and the punishment of the loser is never discounted. There are the hip-length shorts of "RM" in the front, and the long way home of "Heroes and Heroes" in the back.
Behind the scenery, it is either dirty or vicissitudes.