Chapter 15: The Old Ghost
Chapter 15: The Old Ghost
The appearance of the ghost shadow of the cloud bed made everyone feel a trace of coolness, and goosebumps were raised, as if the air conditioner was blowing with increased horsepower.
Boss Ma cried and mourned, and called softly: "Su ······ Master Su, look. ”
Su Ren shook his head lightly to indicate that it was okay, and then said to the ghost of the cloud bed: "Yin and yang are separated, the road is different, it is not a way to entrust the cloud bed, it is better to find a feng shui treasure to bury yourself in the monument, someone worships in the season, and someone fills in the soil at the beginning of the year, I think for these things, Boss Ma will not be stingy." ”
"Yes, yes, not stingy, never stingy." Boss Ma nodded again and again on the side, and said: "Buy the best and most expensive in the cemetery, burn the house, burn the car, as long as you open your mouth to ask for it, anything can be burned to you, and I will find someone to take care of it, and make offerings to you every day, with wine, meat and fruits." ”
There are figures, there are dialogues, and the facts are close at hand, and they are by no means something made up by modern technology.
There is an old ghost living in the house, and in order to invite it away, Boss Ma has let it go, even if he spends a lot of money.
The ghost of the cloud bed seemed to be a little moved, sat cross-legged on the cloud bed, held his chin with both hands and said, "It's good, but haven't you noticed?" I don't have a face, I can't see my face clearly, it's because I forgot my name, and I can only stand without words, and I can't tell the priority. You can't fight every day, I'm saying, burying the cemetery, you can only enjoy it for three or five years, and then you will be assimilated by the earth, and the soul will return to heaven and earth, and it will not go well, it will be too unpleasant, unless you ······"
Forgot your name? No wonder there is no face, Su Ren's brows furrowed, and he said in a deep voice: "Unless what?" ”
"It's actually pretty good here." The cloud bed ghost turned his neck, as if looking around, and finally looked at Su Ren, and said: "Although I still remember many things, I can't remember anyone's name, which makes me a little distressed, unless you can retrieve my name, complete my memory, or, like the little ghost behind you, keep it by your side all day long, and be worshiped by you." ”
What the? And a ghost, and domesticated?
Frightened, afraid, and hearing the words of the ghost of the cloud bed, Boss Ma moved his steps three meters away from Su Ren, and looked at Su Ren, mixed with surprise and awe.
Zhang Yi swallowed and foamed hard, feeling that his worldview had been completely subverted.
"Like this officer." He Shen Gu couldn't be afraid, like a cat that was robbed of fresh fish, he was furnished at first glance, and jumped out behind Su Ren, don't look at He Shen's whiskers and horses, popular and flattering, but in fact, his heart was proud and tight.
How can ordinary people be in his company?
He Shen straightened his little belly, his waist was straight, and he stood with his hands and fingers ghost, with a strong official spirit, and shouted softly: "This museum is a scholar of the Literature Pavilion, an official rank of the first product of the household department, the minister of the Military Aircraft Department, the prime minister of the Privy Council, walking in the study, the president of the four library management, handling the affairs of the Lifan Yuan, the son of the Red Banner of Manchuria, the first-class loyal Xianggong, Niu Hulu and Shen, and what are you." ”
A series of titles made people dizzy, and the cloud bed ghost scratched his head and muttered: "I didn't go to school, I only laid railroad tracks for the country, and I have little knowledge, don't bluff me." ”
In the early days of the founding of the country, there were very few literate people, and even fewer were literate.
Shaving in the land, working in the factory, being able to fill the belly is the greatest pleasure, who is in the mood to pay attention to the inexplicable.
If it weren't for a series of TV series such as Liu Luoguo and Ji Xiaolan to become famous, there would be few people in the country who could know the name of Heshen.
In other words, China has a list of the top ten corrupt officials in ancient times, except for Wei Zhongxian and He Shen, who knows the rest?
When the house ghost is enshrined and carried? Su Ren shook his head, He Shen is an exception, he didn't find it himself, but inexplicably appeared from Lu Zu's hundred-character Wenqing brick, and he had a master-servant relationship, he could control zhì, and he could act as a helper.
Taking away a ghost who didn't know the details and didn't know the character, Su Ren immediately extinguished this thought, pointed to Boss Ma behind him, and asked, "Can you support your dreams?" Let him see your face and ask for your information. ”
The Cloud Bed Ghost nodded, indicating that it was okay.
"Gollum!"
Boss Ma's Adam's apple moved up and down, jumped to his feet and exclaimed, "Dreaming? I? Isn't that the ghost body? No, absolutely not! Master Su, you have such a great ability, why don't you just get rid of him and smash the cloud bed. ”
"Get rid of me? Hey hey ······"
The ghost of the cloud bed brought out a series of terrifying screams, and his body floated up to Boss Ma's side, not daring to face to face three inches, and said in a hidden tone: "But a Taoist who lost the door at the beginning wants to destroy my place of sustenance, do you dare to ask him?" ”
"Ah······ Fuck off······ Fuck off······ Master Su, help me, help me! There you go! Let's go! The ghost of the cloud bed was close at hand, and the frightened Boss Ma sat on the ground, trembling and screaming, waving his hands in the air indiscriminately.
Although Ma's father spoke in the wrong way, but intimidating his employer in front of him was the same as slapping his face, Su Ren was angry, and the blood of his middle index finger was not dry, and he quickly wrote the word "soldier" in the palm of his hand, stepped forward and slapped his palm on the ghost's body, and said coldly: "I don't dare to destroy the cloud bed, but it's enough to deal with you now." ”
"Give me back!"
"Bang!"
"Ah······h
The palm of his hand was with the ghost, a faint red light flickered, and the ghost distorted in an instant, and with a scream, it collapsed into smoke and quickly returned to the cloud bed.
"Damn Taoist, I will swear to you that I will not give up, and your house will be restless!"
"You don't have a chance!"
Su Ren's face turned cold, and he quickly came to the cloud bed, and with his bloodstained fingers, he wrote four seal characters "Bing" in the four corners of the cloud bed, and said in a condensed voice: "Want to come out?" Dream! Stay in the cloud bed for me! ”
"Damn! Damn it! ”
"Click, click!"
The cloud bed trembled, and the sound was in the ears.
Whenever the cloud bed jumped, it was always pressed down by the blood words that glowed with a faint red light at the four corners, so that the ghost could not appear.
"Daoist, you wait for me, wait for me!"
The howl echoed in the living room, and Su Ren was silent, and the two of them looked at Yi Qi in horror behind them.
For a long time, the cloud bed was not shaking, and the living room fell silent, but several people knew that the matter did not end there.
Boss Ma stood up tremblingly, wet with sweat, he almost scared him just now, he didn't care if there was a ghost around Su Ren, he stepped forward and said anxiously: "Master Su, you ······ You brought it to the knees? I immediately found someone to burn the cloud bed. ”
"You can't burn it." Su Ren shook his head and explained: "Burning the place of storage will make it resentful and turn into a ghost, although it can only be stored for 7749 days and then it will melt the heavens and the earth, I don't care, but can you survive this short time?" ”
Hold out for forty-nine days? That moment just now was enough for him, not to mention that in the face of a month and a half, Boss Ma shook his head vigorously and said urgently: "You can't get rid of it." ”
Su Ren pondered for a moment, didn't have a clue for a while, spread his hands and smiled bitterly: "I don't have this ability, it's better for you to find a powerful master to come over." ”
"Looking for a Taoist priest who slays demons and destroys demons?" Boss Ma flattened his mouth, and his heart was very depressed.