238 Crazy Media, Crazy Betting (Asking for a Monthly Pass)

"Hiss~ Are the Siamese people crazy? How dare they threaten war against the most powerful people in the world? My God? Is it April Fool's Day? "All the news media reporters present were crazy, it was destined to be one of the most exaggerated news of the 21st century, but it really happened, because the person who was talking in front of him was the King of Siam, Zheng Gu, who represented the entire Siamese people.

"Mr. King, is what you said true? Did you take the wrong declaration of surrender given to you by the royal family? "Even if the media are not allowed to ask questions now, they still try to squeeze in like crazy to ask, after all, the more the inside story of this explosive news breaks out, the better their newspapers and media will sell, and no one will have a hard time with their own jobs, as for the life and death of the Siamese people, who cares about them?

"No, I'm not wrong, if the people of the United States dare to come, let them come!" Although Zheng Gu is old enough to meet the Buddha, he still loves the country deeply, and at this moment, his sense of glory and mission shines on the entire venue, and he exerts all his strength and says, "Siam will never compromise, since the people of the United States need war, then give them war." ”

"Buzz~!" There are no more inspiring words than this, whether it is the Siamese military representatives or news media reporters present who fell into a state of madness with these words, they shouted frantically, and the magnesium lights in their hands were crackling non-stop, because today is destined to be a day that will be recorded in history.

"Well, what kind of title do you want to come up with? The Siamese royal family who killed themselves? No, no, no~ How can such a sad name be used on such a great day? I think it's better to use the title of the two-minute war, the Siamese rejected the great Millican in two minutes, and then were beaten down within two minutes of the start of the military operation, which was so perfect that I couldn't wait to tell the news to the world. ”

The reporter from the Washington Post said exaggeratedly to his peers around him, which immediately attracted a mocking laughter, after all, in the eyes of everyone, the Siamese are tantamount to asking for their own death, they have no hope of winning at all, think about it, the three aircraft carrier battle groups are in the South China Sea, but the Siamese still dare to issue the toughest provocation against the United States, isn't this looking for death?

"Thank God for creating the Siamese people, whose spirit of entertainment is today sufficient to feed the whole world, said, .↘.o@s_ (); World. Chanet, a journalist from the Gallic Paris News Agency, was very grateful to God, because it meant that he had a large sum of money that would be successfully credited to his account, and he even joked to the people around him, "Praise God, is there a bet?" I bet 100 euros that the Siamese would be back in 24 hours and read out the surrender they had brought. ”

However, even reporters who have no eyesight understand that the Siamese are completely finished, and it is likely that the military operation will start in the next second, can the Siamese stop it?

With three aircraft carriers and more than 50 warships, supported by more than 200 carrier-based fighters and more than 200 shore-based aircraft, the Southwest Pacific Task Force of the United States can paralyze the resistance of the entire Siamese people as long as it launches a wave of attacks, and then there will be endless heavy bombing, and the poor combat power of the Siamese people will not be able to stop the attack of the Mi people at all.

"What are you kidding? 100 euros? Do you think we are stupid? The reporter of the New York Times next to him pursed his lips and said disdainfully, he is not stupid, this shows that he is destined to lose the gamble, who will participate?

"Hey buddy, what's your odds for this opening?" But there are also those who are not afraid of death and want to make a profit from this, after all, Siam is also a sovereign country, and it is impossible to not be able to hold out for 24 hours, right?

"Count me in, no matter how bad the Siamese are, they have a helicopter carrier, it is impossible to surrender in 24 hours, believe me, I bet 100 euros, but what are your odds?" The reporter from Franco, who was also waving the money in his hand, did not believe that Siam would surrender within 24 hours.

"Damn, since you want to lose, then I'll fulfill you, come on, come on, open ~ Surrender within 24 hours I take it all, surrender 1 to 1 after 24 hours, I add 10 euros every more than 1 hour, who will come?" The reporter of the Paris News Agency said confidently that he was very optimistic about the fighting power of the Americans, and this was a punitive attack, and if the Siamese did not want to lose the country, then they had to choose to surrender in the shortest possible time.

"This is my hundred euros, please take it."

"I don't have euros, is it okay to have a rice dollar?"

"I've got Australian dollars, count me in, write me down, I can't wait to see you lose all your money and go back to Gaul bare-assed, I'm sure this will also be big news in the entertainment world!" Alger, a reporter from the Australian National News Agency, already knew something in advance, because the truth is not as his peers around the world suspected, and the Siamese may be a resounding slap in the face to the world, and of course, it is very good to watch a good show and make a small profit for yourself.

"Sir, can I swipe my card? I'm going to bet 10,000 Australian dollars, and buying Siam can last more than 1 day. "100 euros is too little, Alger can play if he wants to play, will he tell these people, the Australian Parliament has just passed a resolution to send a fleet and aircraft to reinforce Siam?

"Oh my God, there are still people rushing to send me money, God, today is really a wonderful day, I took it, there is a bank outside, hurry up!" Shane looked at his colleague from Australia like a fool, and then saw the credit card waving in the other party's hand, he was even more pleased, 10,000 Australian dollars is not a small amount, and this money is like picking up for nothing, how can he let it go?

"Wow, a $10,000 gamble, he's crazy, isn't he? Isn't this obediently giving money to others? When other media reporters saw this scene, they immediately exaggerated that this movement even attracted the attention of Zheng Gu, the king of Siam who had not yet left, and he invited his entourage to inquire a little, only to know that the next person was betting on whether Siam could hold out for a day.

"You go and tell this gentleman that I am willing to bet him with 10 million euros privately, and Siam will definitely win the war." Whether it's to boost morale or something else, Zheng Gu has to do it.

"I see," said Zheng Xinli, the head of the Siamese Princely Affairs Committee, who had received the king's orders, without the slightest consideration, "Mr. Shane, from Gaul, please stop for a moment. ”

"What? Call me? A large number of news media reporters such as Chanet were not allowed to ask questions, so they had no interest in staying where they were, and even the attraction of Siamese people could not compare to this 10,000 Australian dollar gamble, they packed up their things and prepared to go outside the venue to continue filming the follow-up of this gamble, maybe the audience and friends prefer this?

"Yes! Anyone can participate in this gamble, right? Zheng Xin wanted to kill this group of people directly in his heart, but now he had to show a smile and say with a pleasant face.

"Of course, oh no~ you are an official of the Siamese royal family, do you also want to participate? Yes, maybe you want to leave a way back for yourself, so how much do you want to gamble? Shanai looked at this official of the Siamese royal family in surprise, maybe the other party was also ready to buy himself a way back?

"Yes, I want to participate, but not on behalf of me personally, but on behalf of the entire Siamese royal family, we are willing to invest 10 million euros and bet with you, sir, that the Siamese will never succumb to power." Zheng Xin followed King Zheng Gu's instructions, and shouted word by word to everyone in front of him.

"No~ You are a Siamese and a party with a stake, if you get involved and refuse to surrender within 24 hours, then I am not lost? No, no, no, you can't do that, you have to have a diǎn work ethic, o? Shane said exaggeratedly, but his words were full of mockery and playfulness.

"So how about a slight change in the content of the game? For example, the missile attack on Bangkok, or maybe the soldiers of the Mi people set foot on the territory of Siam, or maybe our Siam won the war against the Mimesians? What do you think? That's fair, isn't it? Zheng Xin said solemnly,

He has the confidence to say this, because in 20 minutes, a full 60 A101 super fighters from Australia will reach Malaya's airspace, and another super fleet that will be promised has already departed from the northwest corner of Australia, which is a big collision between the two super powers, and Siam will never give in.

"Siam won the war? It's the biggest joke of the century, but I don't have that much money, or I'd like to gamble with you. Shane laughed, but he was saddened to find that he had less than 30,000 euros in his credit card.

"It's getting more and more exciting, but your counterparts from Gaul, don't be excited, wait for me to make a phone call that will allow you to earn commissions easily, and we will take this gamble." Armstrong, a reporter from the New York Times, was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and immediately came out loud and said, and even had a rapture in his heart, where can such a good thing be found?

"Wow~ Things are getting more and more exciting, lo and behold, this is Armstrong, a reporter from the New York Times of the United States, who is contacting the top management of the New York Times of the United States to try to persuade them to agree to the gamble." The clever Washington Post reporter directly put the camera on and came to a global live broadcast, "Hey ~ man, can you let us have an interview?" ”

It's just that the other people present were sour in their hearts, and they all looked at their counterparts from the United States with envy to show hard, because they didn't grab this kind of good thing, you must know that such a gamble that can hype up the media behind them, even if it is 100 million advertising costs! What's more, this is a sure-fire business!

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