Chapter One Hundred and One
Cheerful music sounded in the palace, and the red gauze tents were wrapped around the pillars and beams, which were particularly dazzling.
Wu was dressed in a bright red robe and sat on the bed, looking reluctant. Damn stupid woman, I've got you covered! The point is, Lao Tzu is the groom, why should I sit here, the bride!
After a long time, Yun Jiaxi pushed the door with a mattress in his arms, followed by a few maids with plates.
"Alright, once you put things down, you can step back." Yun Jiaxi threw the mattress on the bed, turned to the maids and said.
Wu glanced at the mattress, and saw that the red cover was embroidered with mandarin ducks, which stinged his eyes.
The maids put down their things and left the house one after another. Yun Jiaxi closed the door and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hey, stupid woman." Wu calmed his face and said, "Even if I haven't been married, I know the basic etiquette, what does it mean for me to sit here now?" ”
Yun Jiaxi gritted his teeth, smiled, and said, "Originally, you shouldn't have been sitting here, but I used a little trick and skipped the step of worshipping the church." "I've said all the good things to save you from this step, do you want to worship with someone else?
Wu sneered, suddenly dragged Yun Jiaxi into his arms, pinched her chin, and said with an evil smile: "What? Is it really for my sake? It's still uncomfortable to watch me worship with others. ”
Yun Jiaxi's face turned red instantly, his body froze, he swallowed his saliva, and said intermittently: "That...... That one...... Of course I am...... It's for your sake...... For the sake of it! "Damn, what's the deal with this position! My heart is beating so fast, Ahsie, what's wrong with me?
"Oh? Is it ......" Wu smiled, slowly approached Yun Jiaxi, and then blew lightly in her ear, and said, "Then do you want to replace the bride and me to perform the gift of Zhou Gong?" "Hmph, little sample, play with me, you're still too tender!
"What?" Yun Jiaxi was dumbfounded, swallowed his saliva, and said, "Ah...... What is the gift of Zhou Gong? Hahaha, the weather is nice today, I still have to ......"
Suddenly, Wu blocked her words with her lips, and in an instant, Yun Jiaxi felt that his body seemed to have no strength. Oh my God, the stupid fairy is here...... Kiss me! No way! Does he ...... to me It's impossible, it's impossible, he must be playing me, no, you can't lose, you have to fight back!
Thinking of this, Yun Jiaxi reached out to wrap his arms around Wu's neck, but when he just wanted to take the initiative, he was suddenly pushed away by Wu and rolled to the ground.
"Oops, my ass! Stupid fairy, what are you doing! Yun Jiaxi rubbed his ass and shouted.
Wu licked his lips, sneered, and said, "It seems that you really like me!" ”
"Who likes you!" Yun Jiaxi jumped up, pointed at Wu and roared, "I won't like a guy like you!" "I know, damn it, you wait for this girl!
At this moment, the door suddenly opened, and the rock ran in, panting and saying, "Quick...... Prepare quickly, the princess is coming! ”
"What about them?" Yun Jiaxi rubbed his waist and asked.
Rock stroked his chest, took a few deep breaths, and said, "They are drinking with the queen in front of them in order to stall for time." ”
Yun Jiaxi nodded, glanced at Wu, and said, "Okay, let's prepare too!" ”
When the words fell, Rock and Yun Jiaxi hid, and Wu arranged his clothes and sat on the bed, waiting.
After a while, the princess, dressed in a red wedding dress and wearing a pearl flower crown on her head, pushed the door in, glanced around, and walked straight to Wu's side and sat down. She smiled at Chongwu, lowered her head again, clutched her skirt tightly, and remained silent.
Wu glanced at her, feeling uncomfortable, don't turn her head away, and don't speak.
Seeing this, Yun Jiaxi was a little anxious, and kept signaling Wu to take the initiative.
He glanced at her, looked reluctant, and said, "Gong...... Princess, what's your name? ”
"Huh?" The princess was startled, blinked, smiled, and said, "My name is Shanshan, don...... Master Pony can call me Shan'er. After speaking, he lowered his head. I'm so nervous, the queen mother said to take the initiative, but after all, people are girls, so shy!
"Shan'er......" Wu read softly, glanced at Yun Jiaxi, put on a smiling face and said, "What a cute name." ”
When the princess heard this, she looked up and met Wu's smiling face, and instantly blushed. This guy really ...... It's really handsome!
Seeing this, Yun Jiaxi gritted his teeth in anger.
"Don...... The ......princess bowed her head, fiddled with her fingers, and said, "We...... Should we ...... Time to rest? ”
Wu glanced at Yun Jiaxi again, smiled at the princess, and said, "Okay! ”
At this time, Yun Jiaxi was furious, but he couldn't vent. This guy ...... When you get home, believe it or not, the old lady will beat you flat!
Rock yawned and said, "Why is it so slow and doesn't start yet?" ”
Yun Jiaxi glared at the rock, thinking that she said that she started the cave room, gritted her teeth and lowered her voice, and said, "Start your sister!" ”
The rock looked dazed, what...... Circumstance? This woman was fine just now, why did her face suddenly change? Sure enough, women are terrifying creatures...... Thinking of this, he shuddered.
The princess was stunned, nodded shyly, leaned back, and lay down on the bed.
Wu turned around and just wanted to lie down, Yun Jiaxi rushed out, stopped him, and said, "You still want to play really?" ”
When the princess saw Yun Jiaxi, she straightened up suddenly, pushed to the corner of the bed, and said, "Who are you!" ”
Wu shook his head, sighed and said, "You don't want to be scary all of a sudden, okay?" I'll be able to solve it soon! ”
When Yun Jiaxi heard this, he crossed his hands on his hips and shouted, "What do you mean it can be solved soon?" Looks like your kidneys can't do it! ”
"You...... It's unbelievable! Wu rolled his eyes and didn't look away.
The princess was dumbfounded, swallowed her saliva, and asked, "...... What's going on, horse? ”
Wu glanced at her, poked Yun Jiaxi, and said, "You come, you come." ”
"You say it anyway." Yun Jiaxi said goodbye.
Rock shook his head helplessly, jumped out, and said, "I said, what kind of temper are you two having at this time?" What, princess, don't be afraid, here's the thing......"
"We know you don't want to get married." Yun Jiaxi interrupted the rock and said, "We have a way to restore your appearance and keep you from dying, provided that you tell your mother that she let us go." ”
"Huh?" The princess was a little confused, raised her eyebrows, and asked cautiously, "You just said...... Say what? ”
The rock pushed Yun Jiaxi, climbed in front of the princess, and said with a smile: "That is, we can make you change back to the way you were before, and you won't die, but ......"
"Really? But...... The queen told me that I could only ...... with the donkey Zhou Gong ...... Zhou Gong's gift, only to ......" the princess said, bowing her head.
Yun Jiaxi forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, pretended to smile, and said, "Don't be so troublesome, you do it now, and then leave it to us." ”