When I came back with the dried fish, I was stunned for a moment when I saw a harmonious picture of a good sister and a good sister. I touched the back of my head and asked, "You two didn't get your brains out?" Or did I cross over? To a parallel space where three wives and four concubines are allowed? ”

Xue Xue gave me a charming look: "Hmph! ”

Meow Mi honestly lay in Xue Xuening's arms, flicked her tail at me, and muttered: "**Master**Big radish"

What's going on? Turn the spearhead to the outside world? Good sisters reached a friendly covenant, one, three, five, Xue Xuening, two, four, six, meow, meow? Who can tell me what the hell is going on? Anyone who goes out on a trip is like crossing through, and they will be at a loss for a while.

I threw down these two big and small women, ran between the students, hugged Lori Huang, pressed down his head and asked, "What happened just now?" Why did I come back like this? ”

Panda poked me in the back from behind: "Boss, this is all the conversation between the two sisters-in-law just now, which was accepted by the sonic collector and translated. The error rate is almost zero. We regret your character, but we express envy and jealousy for your pickling skills, please don't disturb us to cultivate the love of the same enemy, otherwise we should cry and faint in the toilet. ”

I took a record as long as toilet paper and found that these two women were at war with every word, between every sentence! Women are terrible! No wonder the master had a deeply regretful expression when he mentioned my peach blossom sha, and at first I was still complacent - I never expected that the peach blossom sha would be so violent once it came.

Don't look at the two women who call each other sisters and sisters when they speak, but their viciousness is no less than that of two shrews standing on the street and scolding the street. I was shocked to see that two-fifths of the painting style suddenly changed, and the two of them pulled the conversation on Ji Hongling, and meowed and explained to the girls who liked me in the university very immorally. The friendship of the unbreakable sisters was established, and Meow Mi gave full play to the advantages of ** things and hugged Xue Xuening, the lady of the main room, and Xue Xuening also accepted Meow Mi's vote, and finally their relationship was very close

Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because my women have learned routines, where does this inexplicable beep dog mentality come from? I can't tell, I can't tell.

"Who? What about the manager? Where's your bar? I'm going to mix some wine! Depressed! I shouted at the manager on duty.

Hey, three women in one play, how many women do I have? What has become of more than six hundred women? The first chaos in history! Otherwise, I'll go to the palace! After cultivating the Sunflower Treasure Book, all the troubles of Qiē were gone

Look! Brothers! Look! What have women forced me to be? Why are other people's heroines very cute and easy to push, very soft, very silly, very white and sweet? Why is the heroine so touched? Can you send a cup of coffee for half a day? It's not fair! It's not fair, you know? I ask the author to lower the IQ of the heroines, just have a beautiful face!

"Huh? Meng Meng, did you summon me? "The author walked out of the void with a ham sausage in his mouth, which startled me.

"Holy! Do you still have this skill? Won't you scare people? I asked, surprised.

The author, who was wearing big pants and big slippers, rubbed his hand full of meat oil on his clothes disappreciatively: "It's okay! I'm the author, this is my world, I can play how I want! As soon as I appeared in this world, time stopped here, and no one but you could see me. Of course, if I want to, I can also let them see the right, did you complain about me in your heart just now? I feel it! ”

"Nope! Absolutely nothing! You're a wise and martial artist! I just have a little request, I don't know if you can accept it" I rubbed my hands and laughed: "Come, smoke, smoke"

The author Jun took the cigar and said with a smile: "You enjoy it better than me, I am just a street writer in my dimension, and the monthly manuscript fee is not even enough for cigarettes!" Which one is like you? Eat fragrant and spicy food, and cigars? ”

"Author-kun, the heroine's IQ problem" I asked with a smile.

The author waved his hand: "No negotiable!" I've given you more than 600 silly white sweets, what else do you want? The girls don't think that a few women serve a husband, but you are picky! This guy is crazy for you! Do you want to be the main character, some are quite human! The man in black on the dark web has been in contact with me for a long time, believe it or not, take off your protagonist halo and give it back to him? He graduated from a prestigious school, has ideals, strayed into the dark web, and is more like the protagonist than you! ”

"Don't mind! Don't mind! What is our relationship? You will rely on me to go to the altar and become holy! In the future, you will be a god who wants to sell copyrights! In the future, the hand cream you bought for your typing sister will be at the level of 10,000 yuan! "I hurriedly begged, joking, I lost the identity of the protagonist and I can't mix? My character has lost the aura of the protagonist, and as soon as I go out, I will be beaten to death! The rivers and lakes have not been peaceful these years, and without the halo of the protagonist, I would have become a corpse a long time ago!

The author patted me on the shoulder with a smile and said, "I also have to consider the opinions of readers!" After all, without readers to raise me, I am a waste without my supply, you are also the protagonist of a eunuch book, and you can't even make it to the world's new book list, can you hold your head up when you see other protagonists in the future? Young man, don't complain that women are too smart, women's intelligence is all for men to see, men's main job is to conquer the world, women's main job is to conquer men, our goal is the sea of stars, it is the annual meeting of the mother, it is the concentration camp of the gods, so the heroine's IQ will not be reduced But don't worry, I will strengthen the ability of your protagonist's aura, these heroines will definitely not be able to run out of your palm! ”

"Great! I know that you are a good author with a conscience and does not abuse the Lord! Come, this is a little bit of my heart, please smile" I shoved a small notebook into the author's hand and smiled mysteriously.

The author sneakily hid the notebook and asked in a low voice, "What is this?" ”

"Domain name," I said mysteriously.

The author patted me on the shoulder with a look of understanding and satisfaction: "Young man, it's not too early to develop, and it will be easy to be discovered by the World Supervision Envoy after a while, and the fluctuations that cross the dimensional barrier will soon be discovered, and if I want to be caught, I have to let you go to the Time and Space Administration Bureau to fish me out with your identity and status, so once I am caught, I will only have the life of squatting on the fence!" ”

With a wave of my hand, the vortex of time and space of the author-kun disappeared, and he had returned to his own dimension, the real world that overtook all the worlds of fiction.

"Hey, I really want to go to that world and see what those great world creators are like, my author-kun is really unreliable," I muttered to myself.

Suddenly, a brick fell in front of my feet in the air, and I was scared into a cold sweat - this is the inside of a nightclub! Where do the flying bricks come from? I reverently picked up the brick and looked around, and found two rows of small letters on the brick:

Don't ask about the world,

There are gods in the head.

I was silent, looking at the world moving around me, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in my heart - Author, you intimidate me!

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