Chapter 20

Duanmu Heng looked at the photos, looked at the forest, and then looked up to see when it was dark.

Bai Yu saw that his little cousin was very well-behaved, and there was no signal on his mobile phone, so he decided to go to the brigade headquarters to call home, talk about meeting with Old Man Qiao, and also report the good news that his little cousin would cry and fight.

Just in time for the weekend, there are many Bai family members, and the phone call immediately boiled.

The most favored autistic child in the Bai family will cry, make trouble, and fight!

Not only beat children, smash toys, but even tigers raised by others dare to fight!

Listening to the front, I was very happy, but when I heard the back, the Bai family's mind changed-as if something was wrong......

Bai Yu was not in the mood to care about his family's thoughts, so he hung up after talking about the situation in detail. The cousin suddenly turned into a bear, and the real bear got up, but those people couldn't control him. The people he brought didn't dare to do it, and the ones who dared to do it were too old.

Back at Qiao's house, Bai Yu listened to the bustle in the backyard, and when he looked over, he couldn't help but have a toothache.

The child who rode the tiger up the hill for a walk came back, grabbed a pheasant with his left hand and a rabbit with his right hand, and said to his grandfather, "Grandpa stewed chicken and roasted rabbit!" ”

Grandpa Qiao grimaced: "Snow rabbit, its meat is protected." ”

Jono didn't believe it: "Grandpa lied, the snow rabbit is white!" Now only snow rabbits are protected, and other rabbits will not have "three haves" until after 2000! After 2000, almost all wild animals except rats were protected, which is inhumane!

Grandpa Qiao still had a wooden face: "In winter, it will be white." ”

Qiao Nuo silently looked at his grandfather for a moment, and stretched out his left hand: "Stewed chicken." "The most common pheasant in the mountains, almost every household in the village has eaten it, and this is absolutely not protected now. Of course, it's hard to say after 2000, there is a big row of xx chickens and xx rabbits on the list, who can tell which is which!

Grandpa Qiao took the pheasant and said, "Hengheng has been waiting for you for a long time, go to the house to watch the plate, you two." ”

Qiao Nuo glanced at the low-IQ martial arts alliance leader who was following him every step of the way, disgusted in his heart, and took the rabbit back to the house.

Grandpa Qiao stuffed the pheasant into the bodyguard's hand, pointed to the mountain behind him, and lowered his voice: "Take it and secretly release it." He looked at the second bodyguard again, "Catch two chickens in the chicken pen and kill them, quickly." ”

Bai Yu: "......"

Liang Yu: "......"

Bodyguard one, two, three: "......"

East House.

Qiao Nuo glanced at the leader of the low-IQ martial arts alliance and turned over a plate of "Machine Qì Cat".

Liang Yu helped open the VCD.

The low-IQ martial arts alliance leader watched it with relish.

The leader of the high-IQ Demon Sect shook his head silently - it's better to miss the series when we see each other again, it's too naΓ―ve, and children only watch it!

Seeing two beautiful children sitting quietly together watching cartoons, Liang Yu smiled slightly - these two dolls are still very cute when they are not bears.

Soon, after the first episode was played, Duanmu Heng looked away from the TV and fell on the rabbit that Jono was holding in his arms, watching it fixedly for a while, reaching out to pull the rabbit's tail.

Qiao Nuo slapped Duanmu Heng's outstretched hand away, and said righteously: "Its tail is protected and can't be touched!" ”

Duanmu Heng changed the rabbit's ears.

Jono slapped someone again: "Ears are also protected!" ”

Duanmu Heng didn't move, turned his head to watch the second episode of "Machine Qì Cat", looked at it, turned his little body, raised his little slap, and slapped the fat rabbit in Qiao Nuo's arms.

Qiao Nuo hid with the rabbit, jumped on the ground, and ran out, shouting as he ran: "Grandpa, grandpa, Duanmu Heng wants to fight to protect animals!" He's breaking the law, let the police uncle arrest him! ”

Duanmu Heng chased after Qiao Nuo without saying a word.

Jono ran around his grandfather and eldest nephew with the rabbit in his arms.

Duanmu Heng ran around Grandpa Qiao and his cousin chasing Qiao Nuo.

Grandpa Qiao: "......" is really tired today.

Bai Yu: "......" is really tired today.

At dinnertime, there is a pot of stewed chicken on the table.

Jono pushed the bowl in front of his grandfather and made an unceremonious request: "I want to eat chicken legs, two!" ”

Grandpa Qiao picked out two chicken legs from the basin and put them in the bowl of his little grandson.

Qiao Nuo raised his chin at Duanmu Heng, triumphant. Two chicken legs, both of which are in this seat!

Duanmu Heng looked at Qiao Nuo, looked at the chicken legs in Qiao Nuo's bowl, pushed his bowl in front of his cousin, and made a request with an expressionless face: "Chicken legs, two!" ”

Bai Yu: "......" pinched the chopsticks hard.

Grandpa Qiao took out the other two chicken legs from under the basin and put them in the bowl, smiling. Kill two chickens in one meal, I'm so wise, old man!

Jono was not happy. Their family is so poor, and the eldest nephew still brings people to eat their chickens and keep them to lay eggs!

Looking at the eyes of the martial arts alliance leader, it was very unkind.

Eat chicken thighs.

Jono pinched a chicken leg and took a bite, it was delicious. Pick up the other one and put it in the grandfather's bowl: "Grandpa eat!" ”

Grandpa Qiao touched his grandson's little head: "Good." "Smile and take a bite.

Duanmu Heng looked at Grandpa Qiao, looked at his cousin, looked at the two chicken legs in his bowl, looked at one chicken leg in Qiao Nuo's bowl, and reached out to pinch a chicken leg from his bowl.

Bai Yu: "......" brother is going to honor my big chicken legs! Okay, so impressed......

Duanmu Heng pinched one of his chicken legs and passed in front of his cousin, but he couldn't reach it, leaned out half of his small body and lay on his brother's body, put the chicken leg in Jono's bowl, and his face was expressionless: "Nuo Nuo eats." ”

Qiao Nuo looked at the extra chicken legs in his bowl - he washed his hands and could eat them if they were not dirty, and he did not hesitate to eat the chicken legs offered by the martial arts alliance leader.

Bai Yu: "......" I'll go, I'm making myself amorous!

Grandpa Qiao: "......" always felt that something was wrong.

After eating, Jono ran to the kitchen to boil water and prepare to take a shower. The eldest nephew brought a lot of medicinal herbs, but unfortunately there are too many people to soak in the medicinal bath now.

The tub was placed in the hall, and Jono jumped naked into the water.

Duanmu Heng first stood by and watched, looked and watched, took a step forward, looked and watched, and took another step forward. Walk over to the tub, stand and watch for a while, and undress.

Bai Yu hurriedly hugged his little cousin - why do you still want to take a bath with someone, don't you see Qiao Nuono smiling, but it's bad! Silly brother.

Grandpa Qiao wiped his little grandson's back, touching his grandson's slippery back, not to mention how complicated his mood was. It's only been a long time, and the scars brought by my grandson when I wore them back are gone, really, really worthy of the magic of the world......

Jono leaned into his grandfather's ear, hugged his grandfather's neck, and whispered, "Grandpa, I'm three layers." ”

Grandpa Qiao: "......" Why is it so fast! Surprised.

At this time, Duanmu Heng struggled out of his brother's arms, ran to the edge of the bathtub, stretched out his little hand, and quickly pinched it on Qiao Nuo's back, and he could use his strength.