Yan Hanjiang, the dragon, was a serious and rigorous grass carp spirit when he was still a grass carp. And Shao Zongyan is also conscientious in customer service, whether it is splitting mountains and cutting trees to build a house or sneaking into the palace to help Niangniang seek to usurp the throne, he also did his best to move customers to the point of giving pictures and praise.

So after rescuing Ou Nuo urgently, they didn't leave anyone alone because the other party was out of danger, but stayed to be a portable grandfather.

The little customer has lived in the school since he was a child, and is a child with strong independent living ability, who will get up on time to go to school in the morning, write homework without their help checking, and come back from school at night will obediently throw clothes - and occasionally shoes - into the washing machine, and put them away after drying. Shao Daochang has been a customer service for so long, and he has been accustomed to taking care of customers, and he has nothing to do with this customer, and his days are so idle that he can't go away, so he took the initiative to take over the most important task of the old man with golden finger.

Of course, it's the martial arts of the customer. At the beginning, when Ou Nuo was not a monk, because he couldn't use the spirit rune, he handed over all the crude martial arts in his sect to the other party, and took the initiative to set an example as a sparring partner, so that the customer could attack him freely.

Ou Nuo was still very naïve at first, afraid of injuring and saving his customer service, so he didn't dare to go all out, but then he casually grabbed the collar and threw it a few times, and finally understood the gap between the two, and no longer had any worries to attack hard.

Of course, he couldn't hurt Shao Daochang even if he tried his best, and it was precisely because he saw his true strength that Shao Daochang felt that his attack power was too low, and after careful consideration, he asked: "Your strength is too small, and your speed is not enough, and it is not a matter of a day and a half to cultivate true qi, so you can't hurt people by attacking with your bare hands, do you want to practice the blade that you can take advantage of?" ”

The customer was excited: "Can you get me a gun in advance to practice?" "There should be shooting classes in military school, but there is no high school, every time he fights with someone, he goes to hand-to-hand combat, and everyone else is cooperating with Zu Ling, if the two old grandfathers leave, he is still in a weak position, if the shooting is particularly good, at least he can do long-range support in the future?

The old man touched his lips and said, "By the way, you still have to use a gun, if you use a gun, I especially recommend a weapon that I have a very comfortable hand, which can be smashed and picked up and covered as bulletproof clothing, and can be used to cook food in the wild, do you want to try it?" As he spoke, he took out a bronze medicine stove that was several times thicker than his waist, although it was useless for a long time, it was still clean and spotless, and the inside was moistened with oil and sparkled.

The stove slammed to the ground, and the students downstairs and the neighbors rushed out of the dormitory on the spot and shouted, "Is there an earthquake?" and "Escape quickly, don't take the elevator!" ”

The customer in the room was also shocked, hugged the stove and touched it back and forth for a long time, poked his head into the hearth to take a closer look, and said in astonishment: "This is a weapon?" It's a stove, right? It's still metal, how many catties do you need, how can you pick it up? It smells of fried fish, don't lie to me! ”

He pulled the bottom of the furnace up, holding back his cheeks and bloodshot eyes, and finally firmly refused Shao Daochang's kindness to send weapons, gritted his teeth and said: "I'd better wait until I am admitted to college before using modern weapons, now just take a table and folding stool or something." ”

Shao Daochang is a little regretful, but he has the advantage that he never forces others, since small customers are not willing to use the stove, then take a chair to practice, anyway, what is not used? He casually pressed a chair to the thickness of a folding chair, grabbed the leg of the chair and shook it, and felt that he was still in his hand, so he hooked his finger at the customer with a smile: "Come here, I'll teach you how to use the chair." The chair can't shoot like this, so that there is air resistance that will affect the speed, and you can split it vertically, and the chop is faster, just like the effect of a knife cut. ”

So handsome! It's amazing! Ou Nuo looked at the corner of the table neatly cut off by him with a bewildered face, and then touched the round chair frame covered with sponges, as if he had seen the Seven Wonders of the World, and the flame of worship burned in his heart, and since then he has embarked on the road of no return to the violent demolition stream.

Later, the customer entered the army as he wished, and he could eat breakfast and lunch in the canteen, and there was a Major General Zhao who had nothing to do to deliver nutritious meals, and Shao Daochang basically didn't even have to cook for him. In the days when he didn't have to go out with customers, he practiced at home, washed clothes, brushed shoes, and occasionally washed grass dragons - Yan Hanjiang was born in the aquarium, and he loved to soak in the bathtub when he had nothing to do. Although the prototype's body is long and flexible, its claws are too sharp to apply shower gel and wash its mane, so he needs to help with it.

When Yan Hanjiang was a grass carp, it was a slippery small fish, and he didn't need such a high-grade thing as bath liquid, just take some dish soap and wash it clean; But after becoming a dragon, the whole demon has been raised to a higher level. Shao Daochang is so diligent to check the housekeeper is not willing to take a dish soap to bathe him, every week he has to go to Chaoshi to buy a new fragrance of bath gel, and then roll up his sleeves and sit by the sleeve tank, make a large fragrant foam on the head and mane on the back, and then dip his hand in the foam against the scales and wipe it all over the body.

However, after the grass carp turns into a dragon, a piece of reverse scales grows under the neck, and once it touches the whole dragon, it will be bad, and it will turn back into a human body uncontrollably. Shao Daochang would wash the piece under his neck for the last time he washed it, or let him wash it himself, but no matter how gentle and careful he was, his hands or arms would inadvertently touch the scales, and the slender black and white dragon that was originally lying lazily in the tank to dry his belly would shrink back sharply and make a splash of water all over the bathroom.

Then two strong and powerful arms stretched out from the cold body and hugged him tightly, pressed his face to his chest, hooked his slender tail and hooked his whole body into the warm bathtub, grabbed his hand and pressed it against his cold chest: "I hit the reverse scale again just now, my throat and chest hurt, I have to rub it." ”

Shao Daochang hurriedly rubbed it distressedly. He still had a handful of crystal foam on his hands, and he rubbed a piece of foam wherever he kneaded it, slippery and greasy between the skin of the two, stained with warm water, and he couldn't feel the difference in body temperature between cold-blooded animals and warm-blooded animals at all, making him suddenly feel that his partner was really an ordinary man like him.

The delicate and white neck was in front of him, and he couldn't help but lower his head and take a bite, tasting the bitter taste of the shower gel, but the nasal voice was full of aroma, tempting him to endure the bitterness and continue to taste. Yan Hanjiang also relaxed his body very cooperatively, and reached out and pressed his hand on the back of his head, saving him from getting in the way in the middle. There was a certain ambiguous atmosphere between the two like water in a bathtub, foam wafting on the water, and the body of the dragon immersed in the water gradually became hotter than a human......

Then the door was pushed open with a "bang", and the customer broke the charm in the bathroom with a mournful atmosphere, Shao Daochang's heart was shocked, and a terrible question suddenly broke into his mind - what can the bubble of dragons and shower gel produce?

It's definitely scarier than being born with a condom, and maybe it's a cylinder for the rest of your life!

He immediately lost his interest, got up and took a big towel and handed it to Yan Hanjiang, dried his clothes and hair with real luck, and cared about customers when he went out. Ou Nuo's face was no better than his, his body was surrounded by a visible aura of grievance, his head was shrunk, and he was a few centimeters shorter than usual.

Shao Daochang suddenly abandoned his loss, touched the top of the customer's head and asked, "What's the matter, this is in a bad mood?" Someone bullied you? Is that Zhao Shaocheng tired of living? ”

It must be someone else's fault that the customer is unhappy, and Manager Shao is so unreasonable! He picked up the customer and was about to go out to beat someone, but he was stopped by Ou Nuo, and said hurriedly: "It's not his business, it's my own - after I did a physical examination, I found that I haven't grown a centimeter this year, it's still 1.74 meters, and everyone else has surpassed me, so I'm just a little sad." ”

Shao Zongyan's momentum was withdrawn on the spot, and he glanced at the top of the customer's head a little weakly - the customer is not long, it seems that because he didn't have a pill in his hand during the rescue before, he just fed a reinforcing pill, who would have thought that this medicine has such a good anti-aging effect, and even the height is stationed?

Seeing the customer's sadness and loss, and having to suppress his sadness in order to take care of him, Shao Daochang's heart was a little empty. But no one would make an antidote to this elixir like Zhuyan Dan, he turned it over and thought about it, and finally thought of only one way - to use the Shaping Pill to forcibly elongate the customer's body, just like when he molded the sunfish essence, the molding may be a little thinner, but it ...... Let's stretch it out first.

He solemnly told the customer about this method, and the little customer listened with empty eyes, touched his arms and shoulders that were not yet very full, and asked, "Can you grow back the flesh after you stretch it thin?" Otherwise, it would be a bamboo pole, and it wouldn't look good......"

He really couldn't tell whether the bamboo pole was worse or the height of 174 was worse.

Yan Hanjiang walked to the living room with a bath towel, looked at his worried boyfriend and tangled customers, and shook his head disapprovingly: "Isn't it just a few centimeters long?" It's not like the sunfish at that time to recreate a tail as long as the body, it doesn't affect the body shape at all, you take the medicine first, close your eyes and stand honestly, I have a certificate! ”

After the last shot of the fish freehand plastic surgery was on the program "Journey to the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds", the Thousand Mirages Pavilion sent him a freehand plastic surgery permit. His strength is like this, what's so difficult for humans to stretch their bones casually.

Ou Nuo had reservations about the card, but he didn't dare to suspect that this powerful customer service family member took the medicine ruthlessly, closed his eyes, and waited to be like the fish customer before. But what was waiting for him was not so strong twisting, grasping, stretching, and pulling, but as if he had floated into the universe, his body was lightly unforced, his spine was loosened section by piece, and ropes seemed to be pulled out of his hands and ankles, but he didn't pull too much, he only felt a little overstretched soreness in the muscles of his limbs, and then this qiē was over.

He fell to the ground again, and a dressing mirror was pushed in front of him, reflecting the appearance of his whole body: it seemed to be a few centimeters taller than before, a small piece of skin was exposed outside the sleeves and trouser corners, and the upper body did not grow much, and the proportions were just right, but it seemed that his head was slightly smaller - Yan Hanjiang had taken a plastic surgery license, not including plastic surgery, and the size of his head did not matter. However, his shoulders are not particularly broad, the head and shoulders ratio is quite appropriate, and the whole figure looks slender and elegant, which is better than his previous slightly boyish height.

Ou Nuo couldn't help but go back and get the ruler, asked Daochang Shao to help measure his height, and then jumped up in surprise: "One meter eighty-two?" I'm satisfied, although I can't compare to those who are very tall, but who told me to be short? Brother Yan, your skills are really amazing, if you become a plastic surgeon, you will be able to open your own hospital in less than three years, right! ”

Yan Xian was low-key by nature, and his praise was just a smile, and he indifferently pointed out more important issues: "You grew so tall overnight, let's think about how to explain to people tomorrow." ”

“……！！！” The smile on the customer's face suddenly fell, and he stared at the ceiling above his head for a long time before he said heavily: "If you can't do it, you have to pretend to be sick, who can see that I am long when I am lying on the bed?" Lying on him for ten days and a half for a month's ...... is always a normal point higher than today's 174 and tomorrow's 182.

Ono has transformed into a tall and reliable soldier so quickly, in fact, a little too flying, and he has less and less time to use customer service husbands on the battlefield, and he can support the entire army alone. It wasn't until he went to Quan Chuan in order to uncover the mystery of his life and returned from his obsession to study in the upper realm that Shao Zongyan finally determined that Ou Nuo no longer needed them.

So after the trial, Ou Jing was taken to prison to serve his sentence, and when Ou Nuo planned to go home with his parents' ancestral spirits, Shao Daochang took the initiative to resign to him and asked him to accompany him to a teleportation array to score.

Ono seemed to be unexpected, and as if he had been waiting for this day for a long time, his eyes flashed with nostalgia, but he agreed without saying anything. When he went downstairs, Zhao Shaocheng hurriedly caught up from behind, patted him on the shoulder and asked, "This Ou Jing has harmed so many people, and finally he is full of evil, let's go and celebrate?" I booked a table in the restaurant outside, I'll drive, okay with me? ”

"You drive." Ono nodded, "Don't eat yet, I have to write something and send me somewhere." ”

Zhao Shaocheng said inexplicably: "What to write, is there a magazine asking you for a manuscript?" Don't trust those editors and reporters, you don't know what you write in their hands, and don't give TV interviews, you look so good...... No, I'm saying that if any terrorists find out about you, they will carry out violent terrorist activities against you......"

He was still chattering as he drove, and Ono kept his head down and wrote and drew on his phone all the way, ignoring him except when he set the route in the first place. It wasn't until he saw the pillar of light in the teleportation array on the outskirts of the city that he raised his head and pointed in the direction, saying, "You drive another twenty meters, just park the car there, I have something in the past, don't look at it." ”

Of course, Zhao Shaocheng refused to look at it, but after Ou Nuo got out of the car, he closed the door heavily, pressed him to the seat through the window, and tapped his fingertips on his lips: "You sit, wait for me to come back and take you to my house, and I will tell you everything." ”

Zhao Shaocheng was immediately honest, there was still a bit of reluctance and resentment in his eyes, but his body sat straight, and he didn't dare to raise his legs slightly. In his eyes, he could only see Ou Nuo's figure disappearing behind the dense shade of the trees, but in fact, the three of them, including the customers, walked into the teleportation array and greeted the red-clothed customer service.

Qingjing's NPC asked him how many points he wanted to score, and Ouno smiled and suddenly shouted, "I'm going to sue."

Shocked by these words, Shao Daochang almost fell, Qingjing's body also flashed with golden light, and he returned to his place with Teacher Shen, and when he saw Shao Zongyan at a glance, he couldn't help but ask in surprise: "What do you want to complain about, do you still complain about him?" Or is his service full score, and the configuration of our game has a bad environment? ”

Qingjing didn't believe that Shao Zongyan was still complained, this sentence was just a casual question, and the key was that there might be a mistake in the game experience. He took out a small notebook and strictly wanted to record the problem, but Ou Nuo took the initiative to bow his head and apologize: "I'm sorry, I didn't really want to complain, I just used this method that is not a way to call you out." I wrote a thank you letter and wanted to post it on the bulletin board like the senior players, but I was afraid that Brother Shao would be embarrassed to post it themselves, so I wanted to ask the two of you to do it for me. ”

He took out his mobile phone, opened a copy of the text, and said with a smile: "Teacher Shen, you are from the Avenue of Cultivation, you must be able to help me pass it on, right?" ”

This is the experience written by the senior player in the thank you letter.,He read so many strategies on the bulletin board for the 65-level change of major.,I thought it was the most useless water post.,Now that I think about it.,This is the most useful post he's ever seen.。

He can finally help Brother Shao a little.

After the customer service husband left in the shower, Ou Nuo slowly walked back to the car parked outside the forest, leaning on the side of the car and watching the figure gradually leaving in the sky. Zhao Shaocheng was scratching his ears and cheeks in the car, and it was easy to look forward to him going back, so he quickly leaned out and asked him, "What did you do in the past, why are you still looking there?" You said you want to explain these things to me, let's go back to your house and talk to the family, shall we? ”

Ou Nuo watched the two of them disappear before he replied in a low voice, "I won't have any ancestral spirits in the future." It turned out that when there were the two of them, they were shown every day, and when they thought that they wouldn't be able to see it in the future, they were actually a little lonely...... I'm also kind of looking for someone who will always be with me like that......"

You have it! Zhao Shaocheng was so excited that he couldn't even speak, his hands wrapped around him, his upper body pressed on him, he was ready to be thrown out, hugged him and said, "Look back, aren't I that person?" ”