Chapter 3 Huluwa vs. Sailor Moon

"Not interested." I turned around and left, this group of people I was interested in only two goddesses, leaving them with a back, and waved his hand in a chic manner, "I don't have any interest in what you said, I just want to live a good life." ”

"Liang, why don't you stop him? Just let it go? Shangguan Fu bent down and whispered in Zhou Liang's ear.

"It's okay, let him go, he'll be back." Zhou Liang licked the wave candy, looking confident, as if he knew me well.

To be honest, money, status, those should be the things I want. However, as long as you are a human being, you should understand a truth, there is no free lunch in the world, such a luxury thing, for me, is too far away, in order to get those unreal must pay more.

And all I want is such an ordinary life, just live on the lottery, and be down-to-earth. But it's also okay to have more opportunities to get in touch with the two goddesses, but think about that Armani, hey, forget it, I've long heard that now the old rich second generation relies on their father's soft sister coin to soak high school girls.

It's a pity, I didn't expect the two most difficult girls in school to be dealt with by a rich second generation. It's really unreasonable, isn't this era of relying on face anymore, my handsome comparison with a full score of appearance can't compare to a rich second generation!

Forget it, it's a pity. Goddesses are inherently out of reach of us mortals, and goddesses can only dream at night, or when no one is around, and think about doing something shameful with them, without breaking the law and without money.

Thinking that he had already walked to the door of the classroom, he quietly pushed open the security door.

As soon as I pushed open the security door, a piece of chalk came straight at me from the air. Hey, it's this trick again, and I caught the chalk with a slight wave of my right hand.

"Haha, Xiaoren's chalk picking skills are getting more and more powerful."

"There's a good show to watch again, this late king bumped into Teacher Ling Xin, and there's a good show to watch again."

"The tip of the needle is on the wheat mang. Hahahaha. Throwing chalk magic vs catching chalk magic skill. ”……

The students under the podium are all coaxing, but in fact, they should have been surprised a long time ago, but I was so blatantly late, and I was working against the teacher, which also added a lot of fun to the boring high school life of the students.

Ling Xin is my new English teacher in my third year of high school, it is strange to say that other teachers have long given up on me with students who are always lying on the passing line and being late every day, but this Ling Xin teacher has been holding me to death, the most hateful thing is that every time I am late, I still throw me with a chalk head, just at the beginning I was beaten by Ling Xin's sharp attack to the wolf, and it has become the laughing stock of all my classmates, except for the "villain" because of Ling Xin's teacher, I was added the honorific title of "chalk king".

In order to resist Ling Xin's chalk offensive, I rummaged through pirated martial arts cheats such as "Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon" and "Tianshan Folding Plum Hands" on the Internet, and finally delved into my Jia Xiaoren's exclusive cheats - "Jia's Absolute Hand", this set of claw skills I took the essence of the online mastery, removed its dross, specialized in the enemy's three ways, and caught the enemy...... One move is fatal, never give any respite, that faint pain is the real pain.

But I won't use this trick lightly, hey, if I really cut off the roots of other people's children and grandchildren, the meager income I won by relying on my lottery lottery will definitely not be enough to pay for medical expenses, if it is not enough to pay for medical expenses, one of my credit cards will be overdrawn, if a credit card is overdrawn, then my eighteen credit cards will break the chain of mutual repayment! If the chain is broken, it means that I will have to spend my days with my dear Hanhan in the future.

For the sake of my happy life, for the sake of staying away from Hanhan, and for the sake of the sexual well-being of my classmates, I will never use this vicious trick.

However, Teacher Ling Xin is an exception, because this was originally for her sake!

"Jia Xiaoren, back to the position, today's text will be copied a hundred times." As soon as he stepped into the classroom, Teacher Ling Xin's soft and magnetic roar spread throughout the classroom.

Hey, beautiful women's requests are always impossible to refuse. Although Ling Xin said that I was always in charge, I was annoyed, and in my eyes like a non-motivated person, it was simply a dog meddling with a mouse, but Ling Xin was an out-and-out beauty.

The skin that is as white as the moon can be blown and broken, the emanation of the shawl, and the uniforms give people a different kind of temptation, and holding a meter ruler is easy to think of the female teacher in a certain alliance, Jian Ji. The most irresistible thing is her intoxicating baby voice, even if it starts a fire, the sound is like that of a yellow bird, whispering, and it does not make people feel scared at all.

Hey, I really don't know how such a superb teacher was assigned to our class of beasts, I think she should know that her photo has already become, the object of some students in our class at night.

I calmly walked to my seat, sat down, took out the English book and spread it out, peat, two pages of the text for me to copy a hundred times. Forget it, it's clear what to do today. Are you kidding me? A "student of God" like me still has to attend lectures? Exams, isn't it okay to step on the passing line, pleasing beautiful teachers is the king.

In the middle of English class, a ball of paper came to me, and I didn't have to think about it. The only thing in the class that can do such an old-fashioned thing is only done by my friend Ding Zheng, who has been playing since childhood.

I opened the paper ball and said, "Hey, I've found another fun game or two, would you be interested in going to my house after school?" ”

This kid is so obscene.,This otaku can always download some puzzling work-mouth games from some unknown websites.,Of course, I dedicated my first time to my right hand and also entrusted this lewd man's blessing.,At the beginning,When I was twelve years old, he didn't know where to find a gourd baby vs. Sailor Moon.,That's simple, I thought it was an excellent anime that collided when the cultures of China and Japan blended.。

I never expected that in less than two minutes of the movie, the seven gourd babies stripped off Sailor Moon's clothes, and Ma Dan was so scared that the baby even dropped his pants, and the plot after that was ...... Yes, everybody gets it.

I wrote on the back of the note, "I'm a big guy and I don't have time to play that boring girly strategy game with you." ”

In less than a minute, another paper ball came from the source, "Then do you want to know the latest movements of Goddess Shen Qiuyi?" I heard that people have been very close to a rich and handsome man recently, and the goddess follows other people's cars to and from school. ”

Don't mention Shen Qiuyi, forget it, Ma Dan, as soon as she mentions her, she will be angry. actually used a beauty trick on me and asked me to join them, uh...... Although they are only standing in the middle of the road, if the peat is not so beautiful you will pass?

But fortunately, the old man's determination is amazing, otherwise he would have joined the pyramid scheme gang of those people. Yes, that Armani man must be the boss of a pyramid scheme, otherwise how could he afford to wear such expensive clothes, hmph, the next time I see him, I must sue the police Shu Huang and arrest him, and then the two goddesses I will stay by myself, hehehe...... I wiped the saliva from the corner of my mouth, it seemed to be off topic, shouldn't I have a belly of anger against Shen Qiuyi now, why did I fall!

Hey, forget it. The prime minister can hold the boat in his stomach, so I don't get angry with them.

I swiped a few large letters on the slip of paper, "Not interested." Crumpled the note into a ball and threw it to Ding Zheng without Teacher Ling Xin paying attention.

Ding Zheng's paper ball spread so fast, I just copied a word, and a paper ball appeared on my desk.

"Brother, no, weren't you very interested in this ice beauty before? What's wrong, it's changed? It seems that I will have to think about the safety of my chrysanthemums in the future, so I should stay away. ”

Damn, what the hell is in the head of this thing. Peaty, if labor and management are interested in your chrysanthemum, can you still sit here safely for more than ten years?

I turned around and made a "roll" lip shape, compared to the middle finger and ignored him, and the goods are better than copying my English texts, and I will go to the office after school, so that I can be in the same room with the beautiful teacher again, and the lonely man and widow will inevitably ...... Hey, hey, hey.

As I copied and copied, a little boy suddenly came to mind. is still the little boy with a lollipop, constantly saying, "Do you want money and power, even a beauty like Shen Qiuyi can earn you in the harem...... Hey, hey, hey. ”

I shook my head, trying to get Zhou Liang's shadow out of my head, Ma Dan, the gap between what I said in my head and what Zhou Liang said was too big, when I left, he was clearly talking about money, power and power. When did there be more beauties and harems.

You must know that I have never looked down on fame and fortune in the world, but the hero is sad to pass the beauty level after all, and I can't cross the beauty and harem levels, after all, I have been brainwashed obscenely and dirty by a certain stinky hooligan since I was a child. I'm used to seeing Teacher Cang and Sister Bodo, how can I ...... Don't be attracted by the best like Shen Qiuyi.

"Do you really want to give up such an opportunity?" Zhou Liang's thin figure appeared in my mind again, and I shook my head, what the hell is going on? Why does this little kid appear in my mind, could it be that this little kid has cursed me? It makes me think of him all the time, and think about Shen Qiuyi's strange ability, this possibility is not impossible.

There are many things beyond my knowledge today, Ma Dan, why do you want to think so much, it's a big deal to sleep, you have the ability to appear in my dreams.

In Daben, Shangguan Fu, who was sitting in the driver's seat, looked back at Zhou Liang who was sitting behind, "Liang, is it okay?" ”

Zhou Liang, who was sitting cross-legged, was reluctant to put down the lollipop, and cried and laughed, "That kid seems to be asleep, and mental interference is useless." ”