The fish demon jumping the dragon gate is like the college entrance examination of human beings, which can be said to be a lifelong test. If you pass the exam, you can "shake your head and tail and go straight to the sky", if you can't take the exam, you will have to repeat your life year after year, and if you can't wait, you can also find another way, either to practice the avenue as a fish demon, or simply to reincarnate, and fight for luck in the next life, maybe you can be a human being.

Of course, in the vast void and countless universes, there are also many demon cultivators such as fish, snakes, jiao, and cockroaches who hang themselves on Jackie Chan's path and say nothing and don't give up. In order to meet the needs of this part of the demon cultivators jumping the dragon gate, the Xuanyuan Great World, led by the dragon clan, has devoted itself to the research and development of various teaching jade slips, excellent new dragon heart journey and dragon gate direct recording round light.

These can also be regarded as the internal circulation textbooks of the Xuanyuan Great World, which are rarely seen by the outside world. It was still Mr. Shen who relied on tens of thousands of years of old friendship to go to the Xuanyuan Great World to ask for a few copies, and each piece of jade was condensed with his and Qingjing's heavy hope for Yan Hanjiang.

Yan Hanjiang really lived up to his expectations, like a student preparing for the college entrance examination, he got up and slept in the middle of the night to study hard. Shao Zongyan also regarded himself as a parent who took care of the candidates, temporarily put down his work, and stayed at home to take care of the grass carp essence wholeheartedly. He also asked people to renovate the bathroom, installing a transparent bathtub that occupies most of the bathroom, and connecting oxygen and water circulation, so that Yan Hanjiang can soak in the pool and study in the most primitive and comfortable way.

The grass carp spirit's legs turned into fish tails, and the upper body was leaning naked on the edge of the pool, its eyes seemed to be closed, and its consciousness was immersed in the knowledge summarized by its predecessors in the world. As soon as he opened his eyes, there was squeezed cool watermelon juice handed to him; If he tilted his head to the side, Shao Zongyan would come over and rub his shoulders and pinch his back; If you rub your forehead, you will have more red sleeves to add fragrance, take cool oil and rub it from his temples to his eyebrows, and massage it carefully, for fear that he will learn too hard and have a headache.

Yan Hanjiang enjoyed the treatment of the old lady for a few days.

In these days, he has familiarized himself with the experience of various demon cultivators jumping over the dragon gate, especially the experience of fish demons born from fish species other than carp, such as sturgeon, salmon and eel, which is more precious to him. He didn't succeed in crossing the tribulation several times, and almost thought that the grass carp really couldn't jump over the dragon gate, and he had already made up his mind to cross the heavenly tribulation a few more times, and he relied on the power of the thunder quenching body to form a dragon little by little. But after looking at the experience of these seniors, he knew that the most important thing is not the background, but the hard work!

The most important thing in jumping the dragon gate is spirit and perseverance, as long as he can endure hardships and carry the nine heavenly thunders, he can succeed!

After reading a few pieces of inspirational jade slips, he was so enthusiastic that he couldn't wait to find a gantry jump on the spot and try the experience he learned in the jade slips. He flicked his tail excitedly, and the sound of water sounded, and Shao Zongyan poked his head in from outside the door and asked, "Brother Yan, are you hungry?" Dinner is good, you eat a snack cushion first, and by the way, drink brain gold and fish oil. ”

Deep-sea fish oil can nourish the brain. Since Yan Hanjiang's assault study, Shao Zongyan went to the pharmacy to buy a large box and let him eat three meals a day. Anyway, he is also a fish, and he doesn't have the problem of poisoning after eating too much like humans, so he eats a handful of every meal, and after eating, he makes up some sugar or snacks to remove the smell of medicine, so that he feels that his head is bigger.

However, he still willingly accepted this unscientific supplement, swallowed a large handful of pills in the pool water, and then swam to the edge of the pool to get a snack. There are crystal clear seaweed gum pudding, koi fish color feed mixed with vanilla ice cream and a bowl of kelp mung bean paste, which is light and has a bit of fishy sweetness, which is very suitable for the taste of grass carp.

As soon as he finished eating dessert, Shao Zongyan entered the bathroom with a large bowl of boiled fish with bright red eyes, gently put the bowl down, and put away his leftover plates. Yan Hanjiang soaked in the cold pool water for an afternoon, just looking at the white gas rising from the soup bowl, he felt that his whole body was warm, and there was a layer of red oil floating on the surface.

He sat down on the edge of the pool, picked up a chopsticks and sent it to Shao Zongyan's mouth, smiled lightly, and said, "I just watched Yu Jian be fascinated and shook his tail, not hungry, don't be so nervous." Don't always think about what to eat in the future, you are busy taking care of me all day long, and you haven't done aeromechanics for a few days? What about the influence of the cosmological constant on the topography and ecological distribution of the world? What about optics? ”

A series of questions made Shao Zongyan's heart like ashes, and he couldn't wait to turn around and go back to the kitchen to cook immediately.

Yan Hanjiang fed him another piece of boiled fish, rubbed his hair and comforted: "When I succeed in turning into a dragon, I will serve you like this, and you will also soak in the pool at that time...... Just lie on the bed and eat and drink, as long as you do the questions, you don't have to move a finger. ”

Hearing this, Shao Zongyan didn't eat the fish anymore, said "The ribs are going overboard", turned his head and fled into the kitchen. In the kitchen, the small casserole stewed the dry-roasted pork ribs, the juice was thick, the ginger slices and garlic at the bottom were also soaked in soy sauce and gravy, but the ribs did not have a half-mushy taste, and the bones were burned soft and flavorful, with a little sweetness, and they were cooked just right.

He squatted on the stove and nibbled on two pieces of pork ribs, brought the whole casserole to the bathroom, and then went back to the kitchen to serve a bowl of gastrodia stewed pork brain soup, and brought it over together with the rice cooker, and accompanied Yan Hanjiang to eat in the bathroom. There is still a little thick broth left over from the dry-roasted pork ribs, which is mixed into the rice and the whole bowl of rice tastes, and you can eat a large bowl without side dishes.

As long as he doesn't mention physics, Shao Zongyan's appetite is still very good, he stared at Yan Hanjiang and drank pig brain soup, and while nibbling on pork ribs, he talked about a recent TV advertisement for a massager that stimulates the cerebral cortex.

Yan Daxue didn't believe in that kind of deceptive thing at all, shook his head slightly, and said reservedly: "That is all used by mortals, the cerebral cortex of our monks has long been stimulated and developed to the limit in cultivation, and no matter how much you massage, it is useless." If you like to buy things, why don't you keep an eye out for some condoms or prophylaxis, and maybe we'll need it when I jump through the gate. ”

The ribs in Shao Zongyan's mouth snapped into two, the section was smooth and neat, and Bai Sensen's teeth were exposed to the air, flashing a sharp cold light. The corners of his mouth stiffly picked up, and he asked with a similar attitude: "I didn't seem to hear it clearly just now, are you saying that you have to consider ...... 'contraception' after jumping the dragon gate?" ”

Yan Hanjiang was silent for a while, his face didn't know if it was taken by the fish soup or he felt ashamed, his snow-white face seemed to be a little ruddy, he stirred the rice with chopsticks, and said with some hesitation: "There are some things I haven't thought about before, but when I read Yujian these days, I only remembered it when I saw the experience of several seniors...... Dragons have a characteristic......"

It is called "The dragon begets nine sons, each different".

The reason why they are different is because the dragon clan is an ancient beast, the ancestor of all kinds, and there is no reproductive isolation from any race, no matter who the essence intersects with, it can give birth to children. A legendary-level dragon clan like Ying Long, which has long been extinct, can even achieve the magical effect of "leaving a new life where it is thrown". And although these of them who jumped over the dragon gate and turned into dragons are not as good as the desolate aliens, nor are they as good as the natural true dragons, they are all authentic five-clawed dragons, and it is by no means a dream to enter the soul or something.

Yan Hanjiang held the rice bowl and persuaded bitterly: "Although our grass carp is not as good as the sunfish like the superior customer, it can also lay 400,000 eggs at a time!" Both of our cultivation levels are still so low, we can't afford so many children. ”

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Shao Zongyan seemed to hear his words, but as if he didn't hear them, it took a long time to chew the bone in his mouth, looked at his sincere eyes and asked, "Brother Yan seems to have forgotten that I am a man?" Not to mention 400,000 eggs, even 40 or 4, I can't grow them in my belly. ”

Yan Hanjiang sighed: "Who called the dragon clan's discipline unreliable." Do you know, Qingjing Zhenren was Ying Long in his previous life, it is said that his descendants were all over the world, and he didn't know how many romantic debts he owed outside, and later because of Mr. Shen's true feelings, he was moved by his true feelings, and when the Xuanyuan world changed dynasties, he resolutely went to death for Mr. Shen, and after reincarnation, he specially changed his race, and was reborn as a golden python that is not easy to have children......"

Is this true or false? Shao Daochang, who grew up from the gossip pile, was shocked, the more he listened to it, the closer he leaned, and the war between heaven and man in his heart, I don't know whether to believe in Brother Yan's gossip or the frank and upright image of Qingjing's predecessors.

Yan Hanjiang was not very sure, and hesitated and said: "This is what I heard when I was fighting the Double Realm War in Yuanyang Canghuali, and the script was written by Xu Juzi, the elder of the Wenhua Sect. But later when they were doing an emotional mediation show, they also said that in their last life, they were a pair of deep cabinets, Qingjing Zhenren also had a fiancée, and the two didn't really get involved until this life...... Although there is no empirical evidence about the child, it seems to be true that the dragon family can give birth to this, or it is said that 'the dragon gives birth to nine sons, each is different'. ”

Nine children are not easy to raise! If there are really so many dragon children, how can the two of them live a sweet two-person world? Before jumping the dragon gate, Yan Hanjiang, who prides himself on being a virtuous helper, thought about his life after Jackie Chan. Shao Zongyan also said to him a little tempted - after all, he had not been in the Dao for a long time, and he knew even less about monsters, so he was not sure that those ancient races really did not have the ability to make men pregnant.

He subconsciously touched the magic bag, recalled the large additive-free condoms that would be replenished in the survival kit every rescue, and thought uncertainly: In addition to being used to hold water, will this also be used by lifeguards for contraception in some special situations?

After that, the two did not exchange the advanced topic of dragon physiology, and ate quietly with rice soaked in the thick juice of pork ribs, accompanied by smooth and spicy fish fillets and dry and fragrant pork ribs. But when eating, people are not quiet, 400,000 old people are spinning around in their minds, and the result of thinking too much is that both of them feel that their brains are empty, and they drink the pig brain soup that was originally enough for a supper, trying to make up for the brain cells that they were frightened and the excessive loss of calculations just now.

After eating, Shao Zongyan went to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and Yan Hanjiang also pushed the inspirational jade slip aside, and took out the "Dragon Physiological Knowledge and Contraception Guide" to study carefully. After becoming a dragon, it is different from when he was a grass carp essence, after all, his body does not have external genitalia, dragons can have, some mortals in the small world can be boys, and it is not strange that some of the dragon's miraculous effects are not good......

He was concentrating on the jade slip, and the scales on the side line of his tail suddenly felt the abnormal fluctuation of the water flow in the tank, and then the scales in other parts also sensed, as if something hot was touching him. He pulled his consciousness out, and saw Shao Zongyan stepping into the bath with only a bath towel tied, and the warm calves just rubbed against his tail - the water he felt through the lateral line hole was the same one he stirred up when he stepped into the tank, and it was still swaying slightly, gently wrapping their bodies soaked in the water.

Yan Hanjiang hurriedly threw down the jade slip, got up and held his waist, and his eyes showed a slight displeasure: "What are you doing here, the water is so cold, if you want to take a bath, tell me first, adjust the heat and cold." ”

It was too late to turn on the hot water now, so he turned around and spit out a natal true fire, slowly heating the water in the tank with a low-temperature flame of only a hundred degrees. Shao Zongyan didn't move a single step, generously pulled the bath towel, knelt on the smooth and soft fishtail, wrapped his arms around the neck of the grass carp spirit, stared at him with a pair of shining eyes, and said in a low voice: "The thing you said...... Believe it or not, I've always had a little bit of a concern in my heart. When you're a dragon, we won't be able to do as much as we do now, so I want to do it a few more times during this time. ”

What's the big deal about the cold water and the hot water, haven't all such cold fish been held for many years.

He nibbled on the lips of the grass carp essence, pressed him against the wall of the pool, and stroked his fingers down the deep groove concave between his chest muscles, falling to the boundary between the human body and the fish's tail, and rubbing it along the scales. Fish scales are more sensitive than human skin, and he was almost up after being touched a few times, Yan Hanjiang's cold face was also touched a lot softer, and he smiled helplessly and responded to his kiss.

The tail hidden under the water rolled upside down, sticking to Shao Zongyan's back with a flexibility that human legs would never have, the muscles sometimes contracted, sometimes relaxed, and the cold and smooth scales rose slightly, gently scraping the most sensitive parts of human beings. Shao Zongyan's whole body trembled, as the water in the bathtub heated up, his body also continued to heat up, his face was so red as if he was about to drip blood, he reached out and pressed the dishonest fishtail, and the edge of his palm was numb from the scales that rose at first.

Yan Hanjiang pressed him on the edge of the pond with a grass carp, and the smooth palms fell to the place where the fish's tail had been rubbed, smoothing the crispy and numb after scraping, and the tail like a meat roller suddenly parted, turning into two strong and smooth human legs, which pressed down heavily.

Submerged in warm water and a softer human body, Yan Hanjiang suddenly had a feeling that it was okay not to be a dragon, and he lowered his head against Shao Zongyan's forehead and muttered: "After I turn into a dragon, let's go to Xuanyuan Great World for a trip, I don't believe that they don't have a dragon mouth surplus crisis there, and there is no birth control surgery or something that can cure the root cause!" ”

Shao Zongyan hugged him hard, kissed the bridge of his nose, and thought silently: Actually, I still feel that it is impossible for me to lay eggs as a normal human male.