Chapter 002: It's Hard to Be a Man
Lu Jian lay on the clouds, turned his head and looked down at the guano water shaking off his clothes.
Mixed Kun and Nuwa really didn't lie to him, he didn't have a smooth way out of the house, specifically for him to go out in a rainstorm, cross the river and encounter wind and waves, go up the bridge and collapse the bridge, down the mountain and landslide, all in all, let him deeply understand what is called a senior unlucky person's daily action in one day, and these wind and waves and disasters and everything happened when he was completely unprepared.
So when he passed by Dongyue just now, he was pulled by an old phoenix and guano again.
He knew that he was unlucky, so he let the old phoenix go, and left without saying a word.
He didn't believe he couldn't find a place that Baoling couldn't catch!
He sealed and cultivated all the way to hide his divine sense, and he couldn't find a quiet place in the ninefold heaven, so he walked to the ninefold world, and when he arrived in the area of Linpingzhou, he finally noticed that Baoling's breath was weakening, so he shook off his clothes and waved them - this clothes were the Lanyun fairy clothes that Nuwa weaved for him, even if they were stained with bird droppings, they couldn't be lost.
The floating clouds had already turned into laundry water, and with this wave, the laundry water with bird droppings fell to Mu Jiujian.
Lu Pressure didn't know what to do.
If he was not mistaken, the woman in the white robe underneath was a woman.
That's a bit of a hassle. Judging from his few experiences in dealing with women, women are very difficult to entangle, and she should not be happy to be dripped dripping dripping feces on the sword for no reason.
The key is that she is resisting the sword, and once the immortal art or something touches the filth, the spiritual power will be greatly reduced.
Isn't she angry when she stares at him with her face up now? She was still holding a sword, could it be that she wanted to swing the sword to slash him?
If she really did it, of course he could wave her for 108,000 miles casually, but he had already sealed his divine sense cultivation, and she seemed to have achieved a little success, so it was difficult to say whether he could walk over without touching a leaf under her hand.
What's more, it looks like she is still fighting with people, and she has lost her spiritual power on her sword, so she can't fight this fight, and she still has so many little hairy heads to protect......
Forget it, for his sake, he apologized. If you get entangled by her again, you really can't get it.
He straightened his clothes, pressed the cloud head down a little, leaned over and said, "This immortal friend, I'm sorry." ”
Mu Jiu looked at him sitting cross-legged on his head as if nothing had happened, and his jaw was open for a long time before he withdrew it.
She was surprised not that he was good-looking, nor that he was a young man who looked more tender than her, but that he could sit six feet above her head and talk to her!
This is the enchantment of the old Dao knot in the Secret Yang Sect with five thousand miles of Taoism, and he can enter it casually?
"What's wrong with you?" Lu Jian frowned and added.
Although he hadn't seen a living person for tens of thousands of years, he had heard of such a thing.
He apologized to her, shouldn't she respond with a "it's okay" or simply raise her foot and kick him in the face? He was even ready with kind words and a face, and she was just looking at him as a monster?
Haven't these women who have raised children always been tough?
- Or, could it be that the old phoenix just now also pulled on his face?
He couldn't help but raise his hand and touch it again.
It's not that Mu Jiu doesn't want to speak, but he is so excited that he is a little speechless!
God won't kill her! When she was about to move the rescuers, she actually came to such a god!
Look at this kid casually entering the formation, his cultivation is never lower than the two old Taoists on the other side!
She couldn't care about the dung water of the sword head, so she bounced up and rushed up: "Immortal friends came just in time-"
"Help, help!"
She had just rushed under him, and suddenly there was another exclamation from Qingzhu behind her! Immediately after that, several people were thrown into the air one by one and were bound to be immobilized!
It turned out that the people of the Miyang Sect also saw that Lu pressed into the enchantment, and they thought that they had brought in rescuers, so they immediately urged the magic circle to tighten the enchantment and sacrifice the immortal rope!
"I'll you grandma!"
Mu Jiu was furious, threw away the long sword in his hand, took out a willow leaf broadsword from his purse and flew towards the immortal rope!
With two thousand years of cultivation and Liuyang's love for his little disciples, the skills he has learned over the years can also withstand for a while. This lancet is also an unusual thing, as soon as the murderous aura arrives, the immortal rope trembles three times, and when the blade is close, I hear a few snapping sounds, the rope is all broken, and the green bamboo and they fall to the ground one by one like dumplings.
For a while, the rainbow shadow in the enchantment was shining, and the wall of the enchantment was constantly bulging out large and small soft packs by internal forces.
Mu Jiu rushed up and took all the little hairy heads into his arms to take a look.
Seeing this, the other party summoned everyone over to form a battle of luck!
Lu Jian looked at Mu Jiu, who was busy protecting his calves and had no time to take care of the enemy's situation, for a while, and he didn't know whether to stay or leave.
After all, it didn't seem that she was angry just now, and she apologized, so she shouldn't mind leaving like this.
After the creation of the Yuan Spirit into the Heavenly Dao, the four of their brothers and sisters became the gods who guarded the Heavenly Dao, and they had long since stopped interfering in the affairs of the Six Realms.
Besides, with his dignified identity as a great god, it is too bad to mediate this kind of petty fight in the human world, right?
Lu Pressure convinced himself and reversed the direction of Yuntou.
But as soon as he took two steps, he came to a halt.
That being said, it's obvious that the old man on the other side is bullying other people's women and children, and since he sees it, whether he is a little lacking in virtue regardless of it? Besides, this girl is not very old, but she has raised so many children, and she wants to have a hard life in the future. When I was in trouble, I didn't see my husband come to help, and I guess my husband was not reliable.
Forget it, it's a matter of effort.
He turned the head of the cloud back again, pinched a small cloud and gathered into water, and waved it towards the barrier with a flick of his fingers.
The barrier is broken! Immediately it turns into smoke and dissipates with the wind.
Mu Jiu, Qingzhu and the others were swept into the sky by the burst of air.
Lu Jian turned up to catch her, and then waved his sleeves to stabilize Qingzhu and them one by one and fell behind him.
Mu Jiu only felt the sea of qi rolling, and couldn't help but lie on his lap and vomit.
Lu Jian endured the pinched thigh and didn't carry her aside.
"I can't see that the demon girl still has some means!"
The veterans on the other side were defeated, and there was ridicule from gritting their teeth.
Concubine? There was frost in Lu Quan's eyes. Does he look like an adulterer?
But forget it, he's already messed with a bad guy, so let's keep a low profile.
He clenched his gurgling fists and said to Mu Jiu, who was sitting upright: "Where do you live?" What's your husband's last name? I'll send you back. ”
Mu Jiu heard the word husband, and choked on saliva with a pop, and her body rolled on her side on the ground again.
Grandma's she is a big girl with yellow flowers, the veterans say that she has a concubine, and this kid also gave her a husband for nothing, who did she recruit to provoke whom? But her spiritual power had not yet recovered, and she had no way to refute it, so she could only struggle and wave her hand.
If the barrier is broken, thank God, if he sends them back, then this matter can't be hidden either, isn't she asking for her own hardship!
Qingxia next to her looked at her for a while, but she looked at them with Qingzhu, and crawled to her side and said, "Mother, don't count on Dad, he won't care about us." Have you forgotten how many years he hasn't been back? He had children with that woman a long time ago and will not come back! Don't wait, let this great immortal take us back to the mountain! ”
The person in front of him doesn't look like a bad person, and he is so strong and so beautiful, how good it would be for him to send them back!
And the little uncle is indeed not married, and it is also very good to abduct this person back to them as an uncle!
"Mother? ……”
Mu Jiu vomited blood directly this time.
Not only does she have a concubine and a husband, but now she has become the mother of so many troublemakers?!
- Go back and clean up these bunnies!
She sat up with her support, and before she could explain, Qingzhu jumped up: "Oh no! They're calling again! ”
As he spoke, a cloud of flying sand suddenly enveloped the cloud they were! A few sword qi that shaved people's cheeks hurt came straight from it!
Sure enough, it was the head of the Miyang Sect who personally brought a dozen or so disciples to the seat!
Rushing at them, it seems like he wants to destroy them in one go!
Mu Jiu gritted her teeth, they wanted to trap her in vain before, and now they wanted to destroy her in vain, is she really so easy to bully?!
She turned her head and said, "Qingxia quickly go back and inform Senior Brother of them!" The old Taoists deceive people too much, I won't go back if I don't seek justice from them today! ”
After speaking, she was angry and dantian, concentrated her eyes, stepped on the clouds with her sword, and used the Tianluo sword net to cover the four sides of the world!
On this day, Luo Jianwang is the mastery of Liuyang Zhenren, all woven by sword intent, the strongest sword qi is red, and the lightest part is cyan, and suddenly the valley is surrounded by neon in all directions, and thousands of sword blades continue to attack in all directions like water waves! With this Tian Luo Sword Net protection, the other party will never want to trap her with the enchantment anymore!
The head of Miryang probably didn't expect her to have such a powerful hand, his face changed suddenly, and then he sent a message to the seven disciples around him, so that they could respond with the sword.
The seven Sword Miryang disciples formed a Big Dipper and attacked the Tianluo Sword Net, and the head of Miryang also sat cross-legged on the ground and recited the trick.
It's so embarrassing to be this group of old immortals!
Lu Jian was a little displeased. Looking at Mu Jiu's combat effectiveness again, they were very disdainful.
The spell is not bad, but with her cultivation, she can't beat them!
Forget it, let's help people to the end.
He ignored the fact that he didn't know how many times he spit out the word "forget it", exhaled his cultivation and secretly sent her spiritual power.
Mu Jiu didn't expect him to make a move! With all the strength he exerted and his boundless cultivation, his strength suddenly became countless times stronger! I saw that the thousands of swords jumped even more violently, and the flashing golden light shook into a dazzling golden curtain, and the seven people in the Beidou Array immediately vomited blood and retreated, and the head of the sect was also shocked by the wind and fell to the ground!
Mu Jiu finally withdrew his hand, and then he heard a rumbling sound coming from the opposite side, and in the blink of an eye, the mountain peak where the Miryang Sect was located collapsed with a bang!
Originally, there was no peak of an immortal peak, but now except for the house built on the top of the mountain, which has fallen to the bottom of the valley, where else can I see any other peaks? !
Mu Jiu was dumbfounded!
Qingzhu, their jaw bones are about to fall to the ground!
They just want to vent their evil breath, and now this evil breath can be great! Not only did they destroy people's mountain gates and slap people's faces, but now they actually destroyed people's entire mountains, so that people will squat in this mountain pit and pit while swatting mosquitoes while cultivating the Tao? It's not an exaggeration to say that the sect has been destroyed!
"You're not satisfied?" Lu Jian frowned unpleasantly. Could it be that he stuck a knife in both sides and inserted it wrong?
"Thanks to you, I've got a big deal...... Mu Jiu thought of the ring ruler that his master hung on the wall, and couldn't help but touch his buttocks.
It's hard to be human.
It's harder to be a good guy with a two-ribbed knife!
Lu Jian glared at her, twisted his body, and really left this time.
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