Wedge His uncle's
Junshan, there are no four seasons here, only eternal snow, snowflakes fall to the ground and do not melt, piled up together, so that Junshan looks like it will always be a white expanse. But the strange thing is that no matter how the snowflakes fall in the sky, the snow on the ground will always only reach the ankles, and for 29,000 years, there has never been a little more, no less, and it has always been like this......
The highest peak of Jun Mountain is still snow-white, but the huge palace entrenched on the top of the mountain will make people feel that the world is still a little alive. In the pavilion, a pair of men and women sit opposite each other, and a red plum blossom is blooming next to them.
"Brother Jun, this is 'Drunk for Jun' made by collecting hundreds of kinds of nectar, can you taste it, but do you like it?"
A face that captivates the country and the city, is staring at the man in front of him with anticipation at the moment, and a colorful dress is even more touching to set off the woman's good looks.
I saw a plain hand slowly raised, gently holding the wine glass, the slender fingers were as transparent as jade, even more fascinating than the jade cup in the hand. This is a man's hand, just one hand, it is enough to touch the hearts of countless people, and naturally includes the fairy-like woman sitting opposite.
As soon as the wine entered his throat, the man took a deep breath, and a satisfied expression appeared on his face. The red lips were slightly pursed, and there was no wine left in the jade cup. After a while, the man opened his eyes, a pair of star-like black eyes, like a whirlpool, inhaling all the woman's mind.
"Okay."
A deep and pleasant voice came, and the woman reacted, it turned out that he was talking to herself. He was stunned for a moment before he smiled and said, "Brother Jun likes it." ”
Although the woman is obsessed with men, she is a top fairy who has attained the Tao after all, and she has never been confused at such a time, and she is still calm.
It's just that no one knows how excited her heart is. I have known each other for thousands of years, but he is always too quiet, rarely speaks to himself, and always stays quietly alone, as if there is no one in this world who is worthy of his attention and is worthy of his attention.
Sure enough, after saying these two words, the man began to taste the wine quietly, no longer speaking, as if the woman did not exist at all, and only the cup in his hand was in his eyes.
The wind howled on the top of the mountain, but the clothes of the two did not fluctuate for half a minute, and no one noticed that a little snow-white fox was secretly hiding behind a big tree not far away at the moment. It raised its little paws to cover its mouth, actually snickering, and the nine snow-white tails behind it were still wagging proudly.
"Jun Mo!"
A thunderous roar came from the sky, shattering the tranquility and peace of the mountain. The sound gradually intensified like rolling thunder, startling countless birds and beasts, and even the earth began to tremble. The scenery on Jun Mountain, which has not changed for tens of thousands of years, has changed, and with the roar, layers of red clouds rush from afar.
The woman's heart was shocked when she heard this voice, and she stood up, her eyes narrowed slightly, and the cold light flashed in her eyes. I saw a sturdy man standing there in the clouds, a big knife in his hand, and the cold light was shining.
"Moses, how did you come here?"
The woman was shocked and angry, she never expected to see Moses, the ancestral god of the troll clan, here, and he was followed by tens of thousands of followers.
"Hehe, Li Mengyao, why am I here? I'm here to help you make your wish come true! Haven't you always been obsessed with Junmo? Today, I will help you get the man back and disperse his cultivation, and from then on, you can do whatever you want with him. ”
Moses laughed when he finished speaking, and his voice spread hundreds of miles away, so that all the living beings up and down the mountain could hear it clearly.
"You! How dare you talk nonsense here?! ”
Li Mengyao's face was blushing, she had been devoted to Jun Mo for thousands of years, but how could she not be angry when she was said in public like this.
In particular, at this moment, Jun Mo had an attitude of not caring about himself, and even the action of pouring himself a drink, there was no pause because of Moses' words. Such indifference is fascinating, but at this moment, it deeply pierced Li Mengyao's heart.
"Am I talking nonsense? Didn't the person who gave you the wine tell you that it will make your wishes come true? ”
Moses looked at Li Mengyao with disdain, woman? Hum! Although he is ranked among the three true immortals, his strength is helpless, and he is not addicted to this love and love all day long. However, this time, thanks to this woman, he was able to have the opportunity to knock Jun Mo into the dust.
"No way, there can't be a problem with this wine!"
As if to prove what she said, Li Mengyao hurriedly mobilized the true yuan, but her body was empty, and the true yuan did not leave any of it. Li Mengyao's heart sank violently, and he turned his head to look at Jun Mo, and sure enough, his drinking action stagnated slightly, but the stagnant action was only for a moment, he glanced at her expressionlessly, and then began to drink again.
Junmo's action made Moses's face very ugly, and he still had that empty expression in such a situation, which made Moses think of the humiliation that he had always been inferior to others for tens of thousands of years.
And Li Mengyao is heartache, even if he really hurt him, he didn't even want to give him a look of disgust, could it be that Jun Mo really didn't have a heart?
"His uncle, he's going to fight! You're here in October, grandpa, and I'm here. ”
An excited voice came, and it turned out to be the little fox who had been hiding behind a tree to watch the excitement appeared. The little fox wanted to hide behind a tree and enjoy Li Mengyao's deflatedness, but he didn't want to jump out of a scheming Moses to stir up trouble.
"Jun Mo, how is it? Plant it! Hurry up and beg me, uncle, as soon as I am in a good mood, I may reluctantly make a move and beat the despicable villain back to his nest. ”
Who would have thought that the little fox with a snow-white and cute appearance was so cheap, but Jun Mo didn't even give it a look, grabbed it with his left hand at will, pinched the little fox's tail in his hand, and threw it back, and the little fox lay on the snow steadily.
"Jun Mo, you lift my tail again. I'm going to break up with you this time, and I'm serious. ”
The little fox lying on the ground thought depressedly, he was a dignified divine beast, beating all over Junshan...... Uh, the invincible hands of birds and beasts that fight all over Junshan, how can they always let this pervert catch his tail?
Moses looked at the people below who dared to ignore himself like this, and he couldn't bear all the kind of wretchedness he had suffered over the years, and the matter had reached this point, and it was impossible to undo it. There was no turning back from the bow, Moses roared, and in an instant, his body swelled, becoming a giant thousands of feet high, picking up the giant axe that was burning with raging flames, and slashed down towards Jun Mountain, and instantly a sea of fire flooded the mountain.
It is said that since that day, the snow that has not stopped for nearly 30,000 years has suddenly stopped, and the seasons have finally changed. However, the highest peak on the mountain was quite strange, and the fire burned for two thousand years before it was extinguished, and there was no grass growing on the scorched earth. And the whole mountain peak is divided into two by a straight moat.
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2015, Earth.
Outside a bar street, a gorgeous figure stepped on 9 cm high heels and walked out of the door of a KTV angrily, turned his head and smiled coldly inside, and took a sip fiercely.
"Bah, if you want to take advantage of me, my mother will let you taste the feet of your children and grandchildren."
Shen Yuexue, who went out of the door, became more and more angry the more she thought about it, thinking that it was a company dinner, but she didn't want the pig-headed boss to take advantage of herself, and even thought about being rude.
Although she Shen Yuexue is an orphan, although she has a little bit of beauty, although there is still 36C that everyone envies...... However, this does not mean that she wants to climb the dragon and the phoenix, let alone such a bastard who just wants to take advantage of herself.
Shen Yuexue hurriedly walked on the dark street, she didn't notice that an overloaded truck drove onto this remote road in order to avoid the inspection of the traffic police. I didn't notice it, an inexplicable light flashed in front of her, and a child in ancient costume stood there.
"Be careful!"
By the time Shen Yuexue reacted, she had already protected the little girl in her arms, and the severe pain hit her, and there was a clear curse in her ear.
"I'll go! His uncle's! "Little theater
Jun Mo: October, look how beautiful this snow is!
October: Aren't you cold?
Jun Mo: ...... Behold, how pure the snow is!
October: Are you a cleanliness fetish?
Jun Mo: ...... Look how crystal clear this snow is!
October: Have you considered the feelings of other animals?
Jun Mo: ...... Actually, I still lack a fox fur scarf.
October:......