25. Manchester United hair dryer
"Stephen Gerrard! He pulled one back for Liverpool in the last minute of first-half regular time! ā
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Just like in Istanbul, when the team was in a desperate situation, the Reds captain stepped up again.
He knocked open the goal of the sworn enemy with his trademark heavy artillery!
Gerrard clenched his fists hard and rounded his arms at the Reds fans in exchange for a louder singing.
"You have Chinese, we have Captain Stephen!
Steven Gerrard!
Our Captain Forever!
Captain of the Red Army forever! ā
The fans in the KOP stands sang a makeshift arrangement of new songs, and Liverpool's morale was quickly recovering.
The visiting fans fought back without showing weakness, and the English fans were much better at adapting the lyrics than the Germans.
"China's Qin is the best player in Europe!
The best player in the Bundesliga!
It's Asian Footballer of the Year!
Best candidate for the Golden Globe Awards!
Or the first value in the Premier League!
Tell me, my dear,
Who is your captain? ā
Fans from both sides exchanged songs in the stands while the referee blew the whistle for the end of the first half.
"Michael, 45 minutes are over, are you tired already?"
In the visiting dressing room, Ferguson spoke to Carrick first.
Carrick, who has been with Manchester United for six years, was gasping for breath and was indeed a little tired, but when he heard the manager calling his name, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.
"No, I'm fine, boss." His chest suddenly wasn't stuffy at all, he straightened his chest and made his back look straighter, "I can still kick without any problems!" ā
Ferguson glanced at him: "Then you tell me, where were you when Gerrard shot?" ā
Carrick lowered his head slightly, it was indeed his own mistake, he could only carry this pot on his back: "He won't have a second chance, boss!" ā
"If you lose your position again, you know what the result is, Michael," maybe the score is acceptable now, after all, Manchester United still have a numerical advantage on the field, Ferguson is not very angry, he glanced at the others again, and finally aimed the gun at the first value in the team, "Goode, how old are you?" ā
Qin Gude was stunned: "...... Twenty-one years and two months, boss. ā
"I thought you were forty years old, hahaha," Ferguson burst out laughing, "why don't you run Paul Scholesmore, who has retired once?!" ā
Qin Gude thought that he knew that he was going to spray himself......
"The best player in Europe?" Ferguson officially opened the "hair dryer" mode, "Why the best player in Europe, the best player in Asia, the best player in the Bundesliga...... Not as active as a 17-year-old substitute from Liverpool?! If you can win this year's Ballon d'Or with a performance like this, then Cristiano Ronaldo will definitely get ten! ā
'Yes, that's right, you scored a goal that gave us a lead for a while, but other than that...... What else are you doing? Ferguson didn't just shoot roughly, his cynicism was even more powerful, "What are you doing when Robin van Persie is all in defence?" They've got one man missing, and the midfield has lost a lot of interception and defensive prowess, but you tell me, how many times did the best player in Europe manage to go down? How many dangerous passes did you make for the striker? If you want to be a striker, I'm not against it at all, but tell me, what exactly did you do for the team? ā
Although he was sprayed with a spit on the star, the Manchester United players all know that Qin Goode's performance is not as unbearable as the manager said: it is precisely because of his effective attack and defense on the right side that Shervey, who is under too much pressure, will be impetuous, and it is precisely because of his presence that Sterling and Suso went around his defensive area and chose the elderly and frail Scholes.
But he was scolded the most, but there was no way: who made him Mr. 90 million euros, the most valuable player in the team.
Barcelona lost, and the most scolded must be Messi who ate barbecue.
If Real Madrid doesn't win, it must be Ronaldo's declining state, or becoming a ball bully!
If you want to be the thigh and core of a team, first learn how to be responsible!
Whether this responsibility is not necessarily yours......
"Now let's take a look at the lineup and tactics," after Ferguson sprayed all the players, including Scholes and Ryan Giggs, assistant coach Mike Phelan coughed, he patted the tactical board of the two sides' lineups, and began to assign the tactical changes that Ferguson had decided to make ten minutes ago, "Liverpool launched a concentrated attack on our middle at the last moment, Paul and Michael struggled because of this, so the two wings had to shrink in time to protect our edge of the box, On the other hand, Liverpool's central midfield is actually weaker than ours, look at this man," he tapped a Liverpool player with the baton in his hand, "Joe Allen, his physique is definitely not stronger than Javier (Little Pea) a year ago, and his ability to fight is very limited, I suggest you can press him appropriately and use him as a breakthrough." ā
'The fact that apart from Steven Gerrard, Suso and Raheem Sterling are both types of players who are more technical than physical, they are too young to have a lot of experience in defence at all, and that's Liverpool's weakness,' added another assistant coach, Mulensteen. ā
He thought for a moment and added: "Liverpool's two central defenders are more than brave types, the midfielder has to send more through balls, and the forwards have to pay attention to passing and running, and they have problems turning and chasing back." ā
Ferguson waved his hand: "If I'm not mistaken, you've said these things a hundred times in the past three days, and if anyone can't remember them, I don't mind using the next season to help them remember." If we can only get one point when we have the numbers, then we'd better wash up and sleep this season, right, the best player in Europe? You didn't come to Manchester United from the Champions League to qualify for the Europa League at the end of the season, did you? ā
Qin Gude jumped up from the bench: "We will definitely win!" ā
"I don't listen to baseless big talk." Ferguson pointed to the door to the room.
"Boss, you can rest in the locker room for a while, we can solve this battle by ourselves," Qin Gude was the first to open the door, "If we can't bring back the three points after 45 minutes, my Gude Qin's name will be read upside down from now on!" ā
He walked out of the locker room, behind his snorting teammates.
"Heh, this little fellow," Ferguson suddenly laughed, "he's the first player to dare to let me rest in person, right?" ā
"Sir......" The two teaching assistants shouted in unison, but they stopped at the same time.
"It's okay," Ferguson waved at them, shook his head and stood up, "By the way, what is Gu Deqin reading upside down?" ā
Muhrendin was stunned: "Qin ...... Goode? (To be continued.) )