It rained heavily for three days in a row, and the rain still didn't stop. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

In the past few days, Lin Yi felt that he was about to get out of the hair, especially because he couldn't take a bath, and his whole body was itchy and uncomfortable.

This afternoon, Lin Yi finally couldn't help it, and asked Na Ye Qiu, "Where did you go to take a bath in the county seat?" ”

This Ye Qiu has always looked at Lin Yi unpleasantly, but Lin Yi's stunt in repairing ancient books still makes him a little admired. And Zhang Boyuan, the captain of their archaeological team, also said that Lin Yi is a good comrade, capable and capable, so that Ye Qiu can get along with him well in the future, and maybe he can get help in the future.

Ye Qiu is not a fool, of course he understands that Captain Zhang is doing this for his own good, although he is not happy with Lin Yi, he also knows that the other party is a person with real skills, so Lin Yi asked him, he thought about whether to improve the relationship, and said: "If you want to take a bath, I will take you there." ”

Lin Yi smiled, "That's very good." ”

Hearing that Lin Yi was going to the city, Xiang Yang also shouted to go together, seeing that she was so dirty, Lin Yi intended to transform her, so he said, "It's okay to go together." However, for the sake of convenience, Lin Yi still asked a female comrade from the archaeological team to accompany her.

Lesbians love to be clean, and when they heard that there was a free bath to do, they were certainly happy. However, when this female comrade saw Xiangyang, who was to be taken care of by her, she realized that this task was not simple.

Not to mention that Xiang Yang is dirty and snorting, the smell of her body alone is unbearable.

It turned out that Xiang Yang often herded sheep, and he didn't like to be clean, and there was an unpleasant smell of sheep on his body, which made the lesbian frown.

……

Lin Yi has always been worried about Ye Qiu's driving skills, especially on this rainy day, running in a ravine again, but obviously, his worries are unnecessary.

In the car, the lesbian named Jiang Le almost covered her nose, choking on the smell of Xiang Yang next to her.

Ye Qiu, who was driving, also looked uncomfortable, originally thought it was an opportunity to establish a good relationship with Lin Yi, but he didn't expect to suffer so much.

Lin Yi was used to it and didn't think so.

The happiest is the little girl Xiangyang, it is estimated that she took a car for the first time in her life, and the whole person was very surprised, maybe in her opinion, this iron house will run, how strange.

Finally got to the county seat, Ye Qiu and the female comrade Jiang Le finally opened the car window and exhaled. Nima, suffocated.

Ye Qiu had been here, and he was familiar with the road, so he directly found the largest bathhouse.

Inside, the facilities inside are quite complete, and they are very humane, and Lin Yi looks like two people from the outside.

The waiters were very enthusiastic, but when they saw Xiangyang, they were still a little ...... One more look at her--- it was too dirty.

Brought slippers, Lin Yi and the others changed them, and Xiang Yang saw a small plate on the table, and there was candy on the plate, so she clicked her mouth, and seemed to be a little greedy.

Lin Yi smiled and said, "You can eat, you can eat." ”

Xiang Yang touched the ground, stretched out his little dirty hand, touched a candy, looked at her eyes, and no one paid attention to her, so he grabbed a handful directly with his other hand and hid it in his arms.

Lin Yi told the female comrade to let her take care of Xiangyang, especially to wash her, and also gave her money to help pick up her clothes.

Lin Yi was generous, so even if Jiang Le was not willing to serve this dirty girl, for the sake of money, he still agreed with a smile.

Ye Qiu saw that Lin Yi was so interested in this stupid girl who snorted his nose, and he was amused in his heart, and said in his heart, he was very dirty, and no matter how much he washed it, he couldn't become a white swan.

Xiang Yang was a little reluctant, and when he saw that he wanted to separate from Lin Yi, he was a little reluctant, and in the end, Jiang Le lied to her, saying that he would buy her something delicious later, and she entered the women's guest department.

……

Lin Yi followed Ye Qiu and the two into the men's guest room, a very large pool, at this moment, the pool was full of people, all of them had tattoos on their arms, one of them was a man with a leopard head, full of the atmosphere of a big brother, and said in his deep and bright, direct and subtle language: "Recently, I heard that the brothers are not very familiar with this rising bathing culture, and some buddies are standing in front of the golden bathhouse and are a little at a loss. I'm going to teach you how to take a bath today. ”

"First of all, you can bring enough 1,000 yuan red ticket in your pocket. Enter the lobby, receive your badge and towel, change your slippers, and enter the men's locker room. According to the number on the card in your hand, find your chest. ”

Note that the hand is magnetic, and with a slight tap on the corresponding box and then leave, the door will open. I used to see a village cannon, holding a hand card and smashing it on the top of the box, smashing the hand card into pieces, so that the security guard beat it out. I locked my clothes in the box, took the towel and went into the bathroom hall. First take a shower and rinse briefly, and then a fierce man plunge into the hot tub and bubble. ”

Speaking of this, the leopard-headed brother took a deep puff and said: "Here you should pay attention to the posture of bathing, with your arms spread out on the edge of the pool, there is a kind of domination in the world." The temperament of the big brother of society. The facial expression should be relaxed, with a slight hint of solemnity and sadness. Talk to your friends. ”

"'Is Hadron sentenced?' 'Sentenced, 15 years. ''Alas. Qiangzi is really a man, and he even gave up his life for the sake of the big guy. ''His parents have already arranged it.'' Get him out on medical parole after a while. You can't chill my brother's heart! --- remember, keep your eyes on the distance, as if thinking about something, and from time to time push one hand to your chest. ’”

Hearing this, Lin Yi was about to burst out laughing in his heart, whether he had read too many novels or watched too many movies, and it was a mess.

But the people around the pool showed adoring expressions on their faces, and they almost shouted, "Big brother, take my knees." ”

The leopard-headed brother took in everyone's admiration, took another puff of cigarette with satisfaction, and then continued to teach these turtles who had never seen the world.

"It's almost soaked. I took a towel and slipped it around my crotch, got out of the pool, and walked to the sauna. Pay attention to your walking posture. The speed must be slow, and the cross-part must be relatively separated. Slippers resemble the feeling of a crab walking. Don't stiffen your neck and head. With the rhythm of the pace writhing from time to time, it gives people a kind of unconvinced, casual, and awesome big brother temperament. ”

After entering the sauna, I wiped my face with my hands and sighed deeply. Wet steaming, dry steaming, ruby room, infrared, blue outside line, all kinds of rooms are steamed one by one. I came to the bathing room. After entering the bathing room, I saw rows of large beds, on which there were white flowers, like the scene of killing pigs. Find an empty bed and lie down, and start letting the bath master rub you. Remember, at this time, you have to show a haughty, nobody's expression, don't be intoxicated, as if you haven't rubbed it in your life......"

Hearing this, Lin Yi was fine, the Ye Qiu next to him couldn't hold back any longer, and he burst out laughing.

"Who's laughing?" roared, the leopard-headed big brother stared at Lin Yi and them directly.

After all, Ye Qiu had never seen this kind of battle, so he was immediately afraid, his face turned pale with fright, and he stammered a little: "Yes, I'm sorry...... I didn't mean to. "The more you explain, the more confusing it becomes.

"What wasn't meant to be! Are we that ridiculous? The leopard-headed brother snapped the towel and looked like he was going to go berserk.

At this moment, "Leopard, what's the matter?" I saw a man coming in from outside, with a sturdy figure and a ponytail, and a trace of cruelty on a horse's face.

Lin Yi was startled when he saw him, isn't this the tomb robber who used to rob tombs and sell local goods, and was put on a table by himself--- horse-faced eighth master?

Lin Yi hurriedly covered his face with a towel, and then looked at the other party carefully, only to see that the man walked over with a very big posture, and the leopard head who was still showing off his might just now immediately nodded and said, "It's you, Eighth Master, it's okay, I was chatting with my brothers just now!" ”

The horse-faced eighth master snorted and stepped into the pool.

The head of the leopard hurried over, and by the way, drove away the group of people who had just heard the story, "Go, don't stay here." ”

Those people also seemed to be afraid of the eighth master, so they hurriedly dispersed.

Ye Qiu, who was almost unlucky, breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he had escaped death, he wanted to pull Lin Yi away from these murderers, but Lin Yi was indifferent. So Ye Qiu went into the steaming room by himself, and said in his heart, don't blame me if something happens.

(To be continued.) )