Chapter 22
Qiao Nuo looked at the bandage on his wrist and looked at it fiercely, pulled his grandfather to the corner and said a small word: "Grandpa, I have an idea. ”
Grandpa Qiao: "...... Well? What's the idea? ”
Qiao Nuo's face was eager to try: "I want to kill the martial arts alliance leader once!" ”
Grandpa Joe: "......???!!! "Frightened, sluggish, speechless.
Jono continued: "Try to be reborn to the time when you first came back, if you can, I will kill him and be reborn when grandpa dies, and I will kill him once grandpa dies and be reborn once, so that I can accompany grandpa forever!" "The more I talk, the brighter my eyes become.
Feeling that the prospects were good, Qiao Nuo nodded vigorously and waved his small hand: "It's settled, I'll find time to kill him later." ”
Grandpa Qiao reacted, hugged his little grandson, couldn't help but tremble from heart to body, pressed his little grandson in his arms for a long time before he recovered, looked at the little grandson with a sad face, and said: "What if Nuo Nuo is killed by lightning and disappears completely, grandpa is eighty years old, how can you let grandpa live?" ”
When Qiao Nuo thought about it, his grandfather was at the tip of his heart, he was going to die, and his grandfather would definitely not be able to live. So, I had to change my mind, touched the frightened grandfather's head, and said, "Okay, I won't kill him first, and I'll kill him when my grandfather dies six years later." ”
Grandpa Qiao: "......" I, I, my old man must live a long life! No, 100 years is not enough, 200 years old! Two hundred years old!
Bai Yu was cooking breakfast in the kitchen while educating his little cousin.
Duanmu Heng sat motionless on the small bench and tilted his head to look at the kitchen door, deaf to his cousin's bitter words.
Bai Yuman's stomach is weak and helpless, and he is sad - his younger brother is an autistic baby, otherwise his ass will swell him!
At this time, Qiao Nuo came over, passed by the kitchen door, didn't even look inside, only shouted: "Big nephew, I want to eat the leek box in the morning!" "The leek box made by the eldest nephew is so delicious, even the imperial chef can't make that taste! I've been thinking about it for 80 years!
Bai Yu looked at the dough in his hand that was ready to be pulled into the dough sheets, kneaded it and put it aside, and chose leeks.
Duanmu Heng stood up silently and walked out.
Qiao Nuo glanced at his grandfather, who was guarding against the killer of the martial arts alliance leader like a thief, squinted his eyes and glanced at Duanmu Heng, who was like a little tail and the back of his buttocks, shook his wrist wrapped in bandages, and said, "You bite, I don't play with you!" ”
Duanmu Heng pursed his lips and followed Jono from the hall to the east house, from the east house to the west house, and from the west house to the hall house, Jono walked and he followed, and Jono ran and he followed.
Grandpa Qiao's legs and feet couldn't keep up, but his eyes didn't dare to take a second off his little grandson.
Jono was annoyed and repeated loudly: "You bite, I don't play with you!" ”
In the kitchen, Bai Yumu put the leek box as a little cousin and pasted a layer on the bottom of the pot, turned it over one by one with a shovel, and slapped a shovel of the leek box again. As for the little cousin who is being "not played" outside, it doesn't matter, it's good not to fight.
Duanmu Heng stood still, looked at Qiao Nuo blankly for a while, stepped forward, raised his hands, and said word by word: "Give, you, bite." ”
Jono: "...... Hey? "Bite back? That's a good idea......
It was decided to conform to the will of the people and follow the flow of goodness.
Grandpa Qiao saw that it was not good, and hurriedly stopped: "Nuonuo! ”
Qiao Nuo was stunned and patted Duanmu Heng's hand, with a look of disgust: "Grandpa doesn't let you eat indiscriminately, it's not clean!" ”
Duanmu Heng tilted his head and thought about it, pulled Qiao Nuo to the kitchen, saw that there was water in the bucket by the stove, let go of Qiao Nuo, put his hands into the bucket, and didn't feel that the water was cold, rubbed it a few times, wiped it on his clothes, and stretched it out in front of Qiao Nuo: "Wash, clean, give you a bite." ”
Everyone: "......" buckets! Bucket of draft! Buckets that just filled up in the morning!
Qiao Nuo decisively grabbed Duanmu Heng's left hand and bit it on his wrist - don't bite, I'm sorry for wasting a bucket of water in their house! Don't bite sorry for wasting their home appliance bills! Their family is so poor, they dare to waste their family's water and electricity bills! I can't bear it!
Grandpa Qiao followed closely, and when he saw his grandson open his mouth, he hugged the person, and finally Duanmu Heng only left two rows of shallow tooth marks on his wrists, and the skin was not broken.
Duanmu Heng endured the pain, wiped the saliva on his wrist, and pulled Jono with his other hand, his eyes were shining, and a shallow smile slowly appeared on his paralyzed face, which had never had superfluous expressions, and shouted one after another: "Joe, Nono, Joe, Nono, Joe, Nono." ”
Bai Yu silently turned around and continued to cook the leek box. As for the little cousin who has completely changed his painting style, Ma Dan Lao Tzu didn't see anything!
The leek box baked by the eldest nephew is really delicious. Jono ate four in one go, and his little stomach was bulging
Duanmu Heng ate three and was a little supportive, watching Qiao Nuo eat the fourth, and he also ate the fourth, but he couldn't eat it, so he gnawed down a little bit with his teeth. Nibbling and gnawing, he paused, opened his mouth, and spit out two small baby teeth.
Ah, the leader of the martial arts alliance has changed his teeth!
Qiao Nuo took the chopsticks and pulled the two small baby teeth, and said sternly: "A bad boy loses his teeth, you are a bad boy." I don't lose my teeth, I'm a good boy, and good kids don't play with bad kids. ”
Duanmu Heng: "...... I am, good boy. ”
Jonor's face twisted.
Duanmu Heng was so anxious that he stretched out his hand to pull Jono and repeated loudly: "I am, good boy, good boy!" Seeing that Jono ignored him, his eyes slowly turned red.
Grandpa Qiao patted his little grandson on the back of the head and went to the cabinet to get alcohol and cotton wool.
Jono nodded perfunctorily: "Good boy." Thinking of his experience of changing his teeth five times (the first time in his previous life was too young to remember) and the life of changing teeth that he was about to experience again in the near future, his grandfather's plan to kill the leader of the martial arts alliance and reborn after his death couldn't help but waver.
Hearing Qiao Nuo say that he was a good boy, Duanmu Heng was happy, so he rinsed his mouth with warm water with his cousin's hand, and opened his mouth wide for Grandpa Qiao to check the remaining baby teeth.
Upon examination, several teeth were loose.
Jono was jealous. I don't remember when I changed my teeth in my first life, but when I was a young master, I was later than the first, and I didn't start to change my first tooth until I was ten years old in my last life! It's all made by "Taixuan Jing", the better you practice, the slower you grow, and this life is smoother than the previous life......
Because Duanmu Heng happened to change his teeth and had several cavities, Grandpa Qiao simply asked someone to go home to see a dentist. The specific reason is that everyone knows it except for the leader of the low-IQ martial arts alliance, and the two children really can't get along.
And Grandpa Qiao has an extra layer of unspeakable worry than Bai Yu - his grandson always wants to wait for him to kill and be reborn after he dies, but what if he is provoked and angry one day, he doesn't want to wait......