Li Yingying slapped her forehead helplessly, pointed at Su Dong and said, "Hao Jian!" Now it's your hobby that collides with the leader's hobby, what kind of opportunity is this? They both raised their hands and shouted, "This is a corpse that makes your ancestors cheat...... What a chance! Aren't you excited? Li Yingying herself became more and more excited the more she spoke. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Zhang Ye blinked his eyes and said with an innocent expression: "Where is the excitement?" ”

Li Yingying was completely convinced, dragged Su Dong to the seat and said: "Come on, you sit down, look, you are the only one who can play table tennis, so if you play table tennis and make the leader comfortable, then won't you become a celebrity around the leader?" ”

"Reds?" Su Dong still looked confused.

Li Yingying stretched out her finger and pointed at Su Dong: "Wei Xiaobao wrestled with Kangxi, what did Wei Xiaobao become in the end?" ”

Su Dong said calmly: "Eunuch." ”

"Alright, you don't need to understand. From today onwards, your daily task at work is to practice table tennis! Put that work on the go. Prioritize! ”

Su Dong got up from the chair: "Then I can't put aside my essential work and not play ball with the leader." Isn't that sycophant? ”

Li Yingying was unhappy when she heard this, and put the cup in her hand on the table heavily: "Who are you talking about!" Who are the sycophants? "This Northeast dialect is very flavorful.

Su Dong said in a panic: "I...... That was not what I meant. ”

Su Qingcheng turned his head to the camera, and said in a gloomy voice: "If you can, you can do it!" If you can't do it, you'll go! Give me that slot, hey, I'm telling you. In the end, Li Yingying said loudly word by word: "Our country! There is no shortage of people who can play table tennis! ”

Seeing this, the friends burst into laughter in the live broadcast room.

"That's right! There is no shortage of people in our country who can play table tennis! ”

"No wonder the World Olympic Committee is preparing to cancel this project!"

"Haha, laughing to death baby, these two people can! 666666！ ”

And at the Yanjing Table Tennis Base, the coaches and players turned even darker.

"You're degrading us like that! Su Dong, you are really annoying! ”

"I want to report, how can such a video be played!"

"That's right! We're going to report it! Let the Allure Video official stop the live broadcast immediately! ”

No matter how resentful they are, the sketch in the camera continues.

In the camera, Su Dong hurriedly stepped forward and walked a few steps, walked to Li Yingying's desk, and explained: "Oh, Chief Ma, I didn't mean that, I thought, that if you play ball with the leader, you will become a celebrity next to the leader?" Isn't that enough? ”

"Not really?" Li Yingying slapped down her chair and stood up when she heard this, "Hao Jian, I treat you as my own now!" I'll let you see how I, Ma Jingjing, got to where I am today, step by step! After saying that, Li Yingying opened the laptop on the table.

Su Dong looked at the computer and read: "Leader's preference map!" ”

Li Yingying smiled proudly and said proudly: "Let me tell you, I can clearly say each leader's preferences, constellations, blood types and birthdays!" She pointed to the screen, "Well, I like fishing, so I'll dive into the water and hook him one by one!" ”

"Hanging fish?"

"Poof!"

"Hahahaha!"

"I learned, and I went to ask the leader to go fishing in the afternoon! Look, I finally know why I haven't been promoted until now, and that's why. ”

Li Yingying pointed again: "This, I like to play mahjong, I'll give him a cannon to dismantle!" This, I like to play, I will take my grandfather's relics to him to wear skewers, this, like me......" Li Yingying suddenly reacted, she immediately covered the laptop, "So, Hao Jianna......"

"Hey, hey! This is a bit informative! ”

"Hold the grass! Like Li Yingying, this is to do something! ”

"Hehe, I want to be a leader too!"

"Oh, don't close the computer, we want to watch this paragraph."

Su Dong also smiled, and he followed Li Yingying to the sofa next to him: "Eh, you will wait and wait, how can this be buttoned up in the key place, what I want to hear most is this grunt!" ”

"Anyway, you know how I got into this position by now, right?" Li Yingying said proudly.

Su Dong nodded vigorously and said, "I know, otherwise you are amazing, section chief, your sycophant kung fu is all flowing in your blood!" ”

"Who do you say? Who do you say? Li Yingying, who had just sat down, was not happy, and pointed at him angrily: "I said you have this mouth!" ”

Su Dong hurriedly said: "Hey, bah, why do you think I can't chat like this?" As soon as I speak, I make people angry, and I also wonder, every time I have a meeting, this leader just nods and smiles at you, is this because you are more beautiful? ”

Li Yingying looked at Su Dong and smiled at Su Dong proudly, "It's not just that! Looking at Su Dong, Li Yingying said: "Let me tell you, the meeting is about skills, as soon as the leader speaks, he just throws out his views as soon as he speaks, and I will give one immediately, huh?" She exaggerated a skeptical expression, "The leader just thought, what's wrong?" Are you questioning me? When he finished, I didn't even know what he was talking about, so I would talk to one ...... Oh!! She looked abruptly realized.

Li Yingying said with a smile: "I want the leader to feel that I was baptized by his words, and I am enlightened!" ”

After listening, Su Dong also learned from Li Yingying's expression and made one, and suddenly realized that it was extremely ugly, "Oh! ”

"Poof!! There is no image of a male god! Su Dong, you are also quite hard! ”

"I'm drunk too!"

Su Dong admired: "Listen to your words and subvert your outlook on life!" ”

"Hey, hey! I believe you in this. ”

"It's really a subversion of the outlook on life!"

"Look at this praise and I'll give you full marks!"

Li Yingying said: "So Hao Jian, you not only have to accompany the leader to play well, but you also have to make the leader only willing to play with you, so that he thinks of you when he thinks of the ball, and his hands itch when he thinks of you!" ”

Su Dong suddenly realized: "I understand, just let me establish an image of being underbeaten, so will I be able to turn positive if I am underbeaten?" ”

Li Yingying said with a smile: "It's not just a positive one. Pointing to the desk, "See, my office will be yours from now on, Section Chief Hao?" ”

Su Dong hurriedly shook his hand: "Oh, don't, don't, don't!" ”

Li Yingying smiled again and said, "Section Chief Hao! ”

Su Dong trembled, "Oh, don't don't, don't don't!" ”

Li Yingying pulled him to the leather chair, "Section Chief Hao, Section Chief Hao is here, come and sit down, sit down, sit here!" ”

Su Dong hurriedly said: "No, no, no! ”

"Feel it!" Li Yingying pressed Su Dong down.

"No, no, no!"

"Sit down."

"Oh!!"

"Sit down a little longer."

"Oooooooo

Su Dong had an expression of enjoyment.

Su Dong leaned on the chair and didn't know how to get better, "Oh, let's also taste the taste of being a leader, eh, this chair is comfortable, no wonder you always sleep when you go to work, if I do this in the future, then I won't have to sleep forever?" ”

Li Yingying patted Su Dong with a smile and said, "You can sleep as much as you want, Section Chief Hao?" ”

The two of them were chatting happily when a phone call came in.

"Hey! I'm Section Chief Hao! Who are you!? Director Du, ah, I'm sorry, the phone you dialed is turned off! ”

Li Yingying remembered who was calling, she hurriedly pushed Su Dong away, and said in a loud voice: "Hey, Director Wu, I'm here, I'm here, I just happen to have good news waiting for you here." ”

Li Yingying laughed, "The bureau-chief will be here soon!" ”

Su Dong asked, "Great, eh, where are we going to play when he's here?" ”

Li Yingying snapped her fingers, "I've already prepared it for you!" Take him to the side, where there is a simple table tennis table, "This old bureau-captain has entered, and I have also dealt with his mahjong table, ha, in the future, you will play with me, and I will be the referee for you." ”

Li Yingying patted the mahjong table.

Then Li Yingying walked to the table tennis table: "Haha, Hao Jianna, this is not an ordinary table tennis table for you, this is the ladder of your life!" She used a funny tone of Northeast dialect.

Su Dong bent over and said to Li Yingying with a grateful face: "Nobleman, before I met you, half of my life was in vain!" I've taken a detour! Thank you! Chief Ma ......"

"Hey~" Li Yingying waved her hand in a chic manner, then turned her hand behind her back, and accepted Su Dong's gift with peace of mind. A high-ranking demeanor emerges spontaneously.

"Nope! Horse! Place! Long! ”

Li Yingying covered her face with a frightened face, and then said a little shyly: "Oh, don't dare to be, don't dare to be!" Section Chief Hao? ”

Both of them covered their faces and laughed "haha".

Su Dong laughed and complimented: "Sooner or later, Director Ma!" ”

Li Yingying excused herself and said, "Oh, you can't do it, Section Chief Hao? ”

"Make it! Director Ma! ”

The two laughed wildly a few times, then shook hands and said, "Win-win!" Win-win! ”

The audience is not happy to see this, at this time everyone also saw the deep truth of this sketch, this is not only Su Dong for table tennis, but also for the current style of Chinese officials!

Many people nodded and affirmed this work, this is a work that can be on the Spring Festival Gala!

At this time, the music started.

Li Yingying hurriedly lowered her head and put on makeup.

Su Dong picked up a ping-pong racket and practiced it there!

Suddenly, a voice came from outside, shouting: "Who will play table tennis again in the future!" I'll punish whomever I want!! ”

Li Yingying was stunned.

Su Dong was also stunned.

The atmosphere of the stage changed all at once! The music is gone, too!

At this time, Lao Wu, who was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, came out, and his head was also mousse, and he looked like a leader.

"Who is this man?"

"Lao Wu, the assistant director of "The Grandmaster" last time, used to act, but later changed careers to make movies." (To be continued.) )