May 21, eight o'clock in the morning

As we all know, there is such a thing as a cultural festival in every school, although this year's cultural festival has passed, but don't forget that there is such a thing as a garden party, so in fact, for teachers, as long as they can take paid leave, they even dare to make a multi-person party on maternity leave! Besides, if you do it for a long time, the venue will be sorted out and arranged by the Ministry of Discipline at the end, right?! Is it bullying me to be serious and dedicated, plus high popularity?!

Well, to put it bluntly, the equipment that was just installed last week has been officially provided to the students to use, and then by the way, they want to make a new project at the garden party, which is commonly known as e-sports, so I plan to let the students enjoy it recently, which is good news for most people, both novel and interesting, but for him it is obviously not a good mention, not only because of the future venue layout, but because of other points

———Today was supposed to be the day he could skip class, and he said that he would be able to take a day off by going to the tavern to catch a hundred teachers during the evening self-study?! Why is it not allowed to be changed in time, you bunch of cheaters! If it weren't for the credits, I'd blow up your office, bastard! Can't you care a little bit about such a good student!

But he could only stand silently on the playground and listen to the teaching director explain the rules of the game in an authentic Kanto dialect, forget it, anyway, he didn't have any plans for today, even if he was on vacation, he just went back to his room to read

"The above are the specific rules of the game, in order to enhance the gameplay, of course we will provide enough winners to reward" Speaking of this, Hideyoshi Onizuka laughed evilly, "The winner can get the right to arbitrarily make a school rule, and everyone, including the teacher, must fulfill it, the effective time is one day, and any school rule can be used without violating morality, and even let all the women in the school wear bikinis to class, of course, we will not pay for the pension and soil admission fees afterwards"

"Oh oh oh oh oh !!" A moment later, there was thunderous applause, and Chong and the girls sneered at them

"Wait, director, wouldn't it be too bad for us if you said that the teachers couldn't participate," a people's teacher raised his hand and asked, "What if the students let us teachers do something strange?" ”

"You can place bets," Hideyoshi Onizuka said indifferently, "sign the list of students who are likely to win the championship in your mind and submit it to the Academic Affairs Office, if he wins, then you can also enjoy the rights of the winner, and the school rules are not valid for you."

"Do you want to gamble?"

"This kind of thing to go to the office in private and say cough cough cough! The game will start in an hour, and by the way, the content of the game will be a little unfair~" Speaking of this morning meeting, it will be over

"If you want to talk about the competition, it is estimated that you will use competitive games to win or lose, and you will be eliminated after about 2~3 rounds of this handicap

(But the reward is quite rich) glanced at the beasts around him who were gasping for breath from time to time, in fact, he had already guessed the outcome of this game, the reason why stupid people are stupid is that they only think with their hands, but under the drive of a certain male instinct, their IQ may be able to soar from 2B to 3A, as long as they negotiate with each other and deliberately release water to let one person win, anyway, they all have a common purpose

——— took advantage of the girl, and then was beaten to death

—————————————————————————————————— dividing line of the game

Because there are more than 1,000 people in the school (the school and the branch), even excluding teachers, it is already two hours after the public decision on the opponent and the black market betting, and before the lunch break, the three-hour game has just cut out a third of the number of people, and of course the content and general rules of the game have been prepared by the Ministry of Information and sent to everyone

The rules of the game are very simple,Virtual character battle,A game to determine the winner or loser,There are ten kinds of professions,You can start the battle after deciding on each other's weapons and professions.,The time limit is ten minutes.,Whoever has the blood to see the bottom first, even if who loses.,Although it sounds very simple, but the actual game is very difficult.,Hideyoshi Akizuka's monkey said that "unfairness" is also gradually reflected in the game

First: The values of the characters in the game depend on the results of each subject of the characters in reality, second: there will be a random combo system in the game, and after winning, you can directly advance but after losing, it will be counted as a failure in the game, and all the states will not be full in the combo battle, and third: their games are controlled by a controller, so you play a virtual game?! What kind of routine is it for a group of people to fall asleep in the real world and run to the virtual world to play games with a controller?!

And the situation of big upsets in the game often happens.,Yoshii Akihisa, a "master" who is very familiar with the way of playing, lost to Arita Haruki in the first round, and Katsuragi Katsurama, who has excellent results and is also respected as a god, was also knocked out by Tojo Blade in one fell swoop because he was not familiar with the operation, which illustrates a food chain problem from the side, the game house (single) is smaller than the game house (later. Palace) is less than the posterior. The palace house is smaller than a bachelor (16 years of unopened meat)

"Chong's own competition ranking is very low, so he sits on the periphery and looks careless, and when the time comes, no matter who the opponent is, he just needs to take the initiative to surrender

"The next game is that Yuyun Chong surrendered to Angel Mao Yang Angel Mao Yang ate a bad stomach, and Yuyun Chong won directly without a fight"

Glancing to his right, Angel Mao seemed to be sitting on the ground talking to her sister Angel Megumi, faster than herself

The other party is a person who often joins in the fun, why did he take the initiative to get out of this matter today for no reason?

"Jieyun Chong took the car back to the original village and the original village and his family, and Jieyun Chongsheng "

"Yukumo Chong to Nagase Iori Nagase Iori Nagase Iori Arm Injury went to the infirmary, Yukumo Chongkatsu"

"Jieyun Chong is right to anyone anyway, she can't come, Jieyun Chong wins" Since then, he has won three times in a row without a fight

Not to mention why are all girls their opponents, the key is why they all surrendered? I can't even figure this out on my own

Silently snorted at his head with a brick, and then went to Hideyoshi Onizuka with a head of blood to prepare to surrender

"Minister, you're all right! Look at your wounds! Come on, I'll help you bandage! ”

"Ahh What a strict zhòng's injury! It's okay, I'll blow it for you~"

"How did this happen? It's so careless, you still have a game" As soon as he got out of the pile, he was pulled back by a few pairs of hands

"What do you want to do" Chong looked at the beautiful girls who surrounded him and said that there was a lot of pressure, and it was impossible for you to forcibly occupy my body!

"Now, you know how rich the rewards are in this competition, right?" Shiina was the first to speak after a dry cough in the summer, "Key, their results are good, and the level of the game is also very good, but if they let these people who are a little over-aged, we will ...... what will happen after we win."

"I see, but there's a good way to fix it," Chong said after three seconds of silence, "If they win, they would kill all the male teachers."

"We are students and not mad strong. Thief! ”

(I think you guys are strong. The only difference between thieves is that they use knives and you use fists) Well, this is not to be said

"I don't know how to play games"

"It's okay! Because Chong will never make any excessive demands! You are a good person" Takasaka Honogo said very seriously, and at this time, he suddenly stuffed me with a good person card?!

"Minister, what school rules do you plan to propose after you win?" Poison Island asked him

"Tomorrow is off, and tomorrow's exam will be canceled by the way"

"Our future depends on you!!" The girls clenched his hand with teary eyes

"Do your best" at this time does not seem to be possible.,It's just that I really can't play games.,It's okay if you meet the five scum of Yangping's kind of results.,But if the results are about the same as yourself, you'll lose.

Three hours later

"Well, the final results of the competition are out, and after the deletion, I have sad news for everyone, none of the top 16 are women," Lilicia Fujido said in a sad tone

"Don't!!" The girls immediately burst into tears, and some wittily wanted to go directly to the trouble of those who were selected, but they had already decisively sought political protection

"Let's start the first play-in match, Yukumo Chong vs. Sugizaki Key, damn it!"

"Minister, don't lose!!"

"Chong classmates, we love you!!"

"Chong Come on !!" The women in the audience were cheering for themselves, but he didn't have any bottom in his heart

"Whose home field is this?" Sugizaki was greatly demoralized as soon as he entered

"Both sides enter the market with Chong, you must win!" Lilicia shook her hand a few times before jumping off the stage, and then the curtain was pulled down to cover the playing platform

Eight minutes later

"I actually lost," Ken Sugizaki half-knelt on the ground, "why is this happening!! ”

"General, !!" Change. The people of the state alliance expressed extreme sadness

"Great!!" The girls are in high spirits

(Originally, it was just a random guess that the result was really a gun) after entering the game, he updated the status according to the weapon that the opponent might choose.,And then played a kite with a bow and arrow.,Although the attack range of the gun is very large, it's not light enough after all.,After a pass of damage accumulation, the other party loses.

Then there was a series of abstentions.,It's vaguely clear that the allies on the other side obviously want to keep Arita Haruki and Kiritani Kazuto.,Strange,Kiritani Kazuto doesn't look like someone who will go along with them.

The "———" round of 16 is followed by the quarterfinals, and after the lighter yì relies on the number jù (results) to suppress Sakurai Tomoki, it is the semi-finals in a blink of an eye, and he has to face Arita Haruki, and the licorice music over there is a decisive and direct abstention to let Kirito advance to the finals

"Chong, I won't lose!" Arita Chunxue said seriously, although the cute face that is similar to the little piglet makes people really not be strict

"Casual" is very indifferent to this, it was originally a matter of catching ducks on the shelves, but they actually saved their own work by doing so, because many people directly abstained, so the game time was also compressed by more than half

The curtain of "———" slowly pulls down, and then there is a ten-minute silence

"I'm sorry, I lost" Haruyuki Arita took a deep breath after jumping out of the machine

"How could it be !!" The Confederates were taken aback

"I chose a warrior and Chong-san chose a magician, and as soon as I entered, I fell into a delaying battle, but when the time was almost zero, I ate a big magic," Haruyuki Arita apologized, "I'm sorry everyone, it was originally a very stable game, but I was"

"Hurry up and end this farce" Takashi kicked him off the stage, and Kirito stood back on the stage like a baton

"I'm looking forward to this competition," Kirito said suddenly as the curtain fell

"I'm not interested," Chong looked even more cold

Ten minutes later

"I lost," Kirito shook his head and signaled that he had lost, "I didn't expect to force myself into a delayed battle"

"Ahhhh Chong is so good!! "The girls were collectively boiling

"We're making a wedding dress for Chong" The allies fell to their knees, not only will their reputation fall to a low point, but Chong's popularity will probably be in full swing

(I see) Chong turned off the machine and left the crowd's sight directly from the backstage, he couldn't have won, but Kirito actually chose the profession of a priest in the game, of course he couldn't win without any lethality, and Chong knew very well that Kirito was a spy, just like the king in the playing cards suddenly jumped back, how could anyone win him one-on-one

———But did he tell Sù Yuuki about this plan? If not, he may have to go to the hospital tomorrow for the holidays

So from that day on,We haven't seen Kirito-kun and a few others for another week.,And by the way.,Because of Hideyoshi Onizuka's "The teacher who bets on the right thing ignores the new school rules",More than half of the teachers sat in the office that day doing nothing.,And their credits have lost about half of them for no reason==.

Note 1: Then reveal the mystery of yesterday, 1: dog.days, 2: Black Rock Shooter, 3: Meng Meng Invader, 4: Game Life, 5: Legend of Ixion, I didn't expect so many people to read the fifth, so in order to thank you for your support, add four more chapters this week~

Note 2: Summer is hot, in order to show my thoughtfulness to you, the next chapter is a collection of horror stories - the story series~ (The original work is not terrible at all, but how can I follow the original work~)