"What's wrong with me?" I touched my head. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Don't say it, I almost scared us to death, I didn't stuff you with cotton and copper coins, you were all stunned by those strange songs, but fortunately the master saved you." The third uncle is fair.

I looked over, it was an old monk, it seems that this monk is not a fake trick, it's too strange, it was so unserious before, why is it serious now, it seems that Li Xin has finally found a match.

"How do you feel?" The old monk looked at me with a kind gaze.

"I, I feel like I've had a dream." I touched my head and said.

"Dreams, what kind of dreams?" The old monk asked.

"I can't tell for a while, anyway, it's very strange, I'm a little Taoist, I have a master, there are monsters there, and finally I was killed by the dryad." My logic was so confused that I didn't know what to say for a while.

"Gone?" The old monk said.

"Can't remember?" I'll take another sip of water.

"Shouldn't there be a flower demon? You don't remember? ”

When the old monk said this, I suddenly remembered in my mind that I was more curious about how the old monk knew my dreams, and stammered: "You, how do you know, you know?" ”

"Not only do I know, I know it's not your dream." The old monk said slowly.

This time and again, the fat man and the third uncle looked stupid, and they couldn't understand a word of what these two people said.

"Why?"

"What, why?"

"Why do you know, how do you know, who you really are?"

When I asked, the old monk was very calm and said, "It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that I can see it." ”

"Can you see? So, can you tell me, what the hell is going on? I looked at the old monk.

"That's not your dream, it's the dream of the Dryad, to be precise, it's the Dryad's previous life, it's what the Dryad experienced more than a hundred years ago, I didn't expect it to be so fast, calculate the time, and now it should be the time for the Bodhi Flower to bloom." The old monk spoke slowly.

"Bodhi blossoms?"

"Well, more than a hundred years ago, the dryad was imprisoned here, but I didn't expect her to escape."

"Does this have anything to do with me?"

"No, have you ever heard of the Hundred Ghosts Walking at Night?" The old monk shook his head, looked at me three, and asked.

The fat man glanced at me, and the third uncle looked at the fat man and shook his head.

"In the place where the dryad was suppressed, a lot of people died, and what is even more curious is that there are still people who build houses here, and there are no less than seven or eight hanged in this house, and there are more than 100 dead, and the resentment is quite heavy, and the ghosts are stagnant, just let the suppressed dryads taste these ready-made souls, and once the soul eats too much, the dryads begin to taste and break free from the magic circle."

"But the dryad still can't break free, maybe it's such a coincidence, you happen to put these dolls here, the dryad possesses the soul that was eaten before on the inflatable doll, controls the inflatable doll and smashes the stele, as soon as the stele is broken, the formation does not exist, the dryad swept out, and the people in the village naturally suffered, and now the whole village is really a hundred ghosts walking at night, go out and take a look, you will know that it is all ** controlled ghosts attached to the inflatable doll." The old monk said so many words in a row.

"Is that our fault?" The third uncle couldn't help but feel a little ashamed.

"I can't blame you all, everything happens for a reason, everything has a cause and effect." The old monk said.

"Then why do you know this?" The fat man was puzzled.

"Because the magic circle where the tree demon was imprisoned here was set up by an immortal, but due to the special period, the strata were dug down by people, and the original magic circle changed its direction, and the tree demon almost came out of here, it was my master on the basis of the original magic circle, the mother formation gave birth to a child array, and re-established a formation, I was still young at that time, and the diamond sutra on the stone tablet was still carved by my master's old man."

"It's just that it's a little tricky now, the dryad has collected so many little ghosts, and these little ghosts all regard the dryad as their own mother, so I'm afraid that Hades will be easy to deal with, and the little ghosts will be difficult." The old monk said.

What the monk said was clear-eyed, but said that the dream was the dryad's, how did I feel that the dream was so real for me, Ah Zi's tears, I seemed to be able to touch.

"What do you think again?" The third uncle patted me.

I took a deep breath, whether it was or not, now is not the time to think about this, I must solve the matter in front of me, I looked at the monk: "Actually, the dryad also has weaknesses, he is afraid of fire, he is afraid of the Diamond Sutra, if we ・・・・・・." ”

It's just that before I finished saying this, the old monk suddenly felt wrong, as if he had changed someone, and the previous serious suddenly turned into a must, and he looked at me and the others with a smile like a peach blossom, and said: "Are you afraid, if you are afraid, come to your uncle, and your uncle will hug you." ”

The third uncle was instantly shocked into a cold sweat, and jumped aside, this monk took the wrong medicine, could it be that he is interested in men.

The royal sister and the fat man were also surprised.

The old monk suddenly hugged the sofa and rubbed on the sofa with all his strength.

"Don't panic, my master has intermittent mental illness, you quickly find a rope to tie him up, otherwise he likes to hug people as soon as he gets sick, especially men, hurry!" Ah Li shouted in the panic of the others.

This is really a 180-degree turn, and the minutes of the previous Buddhist masters disappeared in an instant.

The third uncle and I glanced at each other, quite embarrassed, what is the posture of the old monk lying on the sofa! Old man cart?

The fat man was stunned, especially when he heard Ah Li say that his master was sick and liked men, he couldn't wait to find a hole in the ground.

My third uncle and I found our bodies and tied the old man's cart on the sofa to the wooden pillar in the room.

This has just been tied, and it is not stable, this time up and down, I want to sit on the lotus.

"Ah Li, your master is like this, and you still take him out to hunt ghosts?" The third uncle asked.

"There's no way, there is no rice to cook at home, it was the master who asked to come out to show his strength, saying that this is something related to his master, he must come, he can make money, and he can fulfill his master's last wish, killing two birds with one stone." Ah Li is helpless.

"Then when your master is sick, aren't you afraid?" The fat man asked.

"Oh, don't be afraid, my master doesn't hug women when he's sick, he only loves to hug men, but I'm curious, every time the master is at home, as long as he catches a man and sends him to the room, why does the man have to touch his butt after he comes out, I'm very puzzled?" Ah Li replied.

The three of us glanced at each other, the skin and flesh were tense, and the royal sister breathed a sigh of relief.

I silently stayed away from the old monk, this monk may have some means, in case he stood close and broke the rope, I don't know who suffered!

"Ah Li, right, how long has your master been sick?" The royal sister said curiously.

"Sometimes it takes more than ten minutes, sometimes it takes a few minutes, sometimes it takes half an hour, it varies from light to heavy, and when it was the heaviest, I once heard the master collapse the room." Ah Li understated it, but it made me scary, and the combat power was 6 to no.

But at this moment, there was a sudden violent crash at the door.

I suddenly felt a wave of yin qi attacking, I picked up the Wuzi bronze sword, cautiously went to the door, a grimace appeared in the crack of the door, the flesh and blood were blurred, and there was an eyeball in the mouth. (To be continued.) )