Chapter 53 Card Application
(I was sprayed, I was in a very unhappy mood, I had a good anti-corruption novel that praised love and opposed the theme of early love among primary and secondary school students, and was actually said to be rubbish.) Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoWhere is the positive energy? Is there still a heavenly principle? Is there still a royal law? I hope that there are people who see the justice here and can vote for a valuable recommendation, so that those who are dark in their hearts can understand right and wrong and see the light. Balala energy, come on! )
Sun Hao and Wu Lao Er walked for I don't know how long, their feet were blistered, and finally came to a place where ghosts gathered and stopped.
A long banner hung in the air, "The 1397th Temporary Agency of the Ghost Gate Pass Branch of the Difu Branch of the Three Realms Bank", the banner arrogantly flouted Newton's law of universal gravitation.
"There are fewer ghosts in this place, so let's open an account here."
Looking at so many ghosts, Sun Hao frowned. I heard Wu Lao Er say that if you can't open an account and get a card, you can't buy Meng Po soup, you can't buy Meng Po soup, you can't be reincarnated, you can't be reincarnated, and you can't enjoy everything in the world...... It's too cruel, the ghost gate is full of lonely ghosts with missing arms and legs, looking at the scalp is big, where is there any mood to stay longer. Therefore, reincarnation as soon as possible is the greatest wish of every ghost. Even if you are reincarnated as a beast, you can see the light of day, which is a hundred times stronger than here.
This is not the main reason why every reincarnation wild ghost is in a hurry, the real reason is that there are many underworldly tolerances on this side of the ghost gate, and they are happy or unhappy, and they catch a wild ghost and stuff it into their mouths. In other words, stay here longer, and you may be eaten at any time.
But fortunately, all the new ghosts who come in have a 49-day novice protection period, and they are not allowed to be eaten by the underworld who ran from all over the underworld to the ghost gate to open a meal.
It's really fucked up, from the Ghost Gate Pass to Huangquan Road, it's a big restaurant with a tolerance of the underworld, and anyone can come to eat wild ghosts.
And once the reincarnation ghost has passed the novice protection period, it has almost become a lamb to be slaughtered, and the possibility of survival is very small. It is said that it will take about forty-six to forty-seven days to get from the Ghost Gate Pass to the Nai He Bridge at the speed at which they are now walking.
Forty-nine days is not a long time, Sun Hao is afraid that he will go to this agency for two days, if he queues up for a day or two to get a card, after the novice period, it will be a big trouble.
Sun Hao was panicking, and suddenly there was a scream in the ghost group, and a ghost was grabbed by a hand stretched out in the sky and slipped up.
Sun Hao looked up and found countless eyes in the sky, a huge mouth, chewing on the ghost he had just stuffed into his mouth.
"Grandma's, I'm sorry, in extraordinary times, you have to have extraordinary means, and the kindness of a woman will only not be able to keep me!"
Sun Hao was ruthless, and reached into the crotch of his pants and found his magic weapon, which contained the pockets of 100,000 little bees.
In the blink of an eye, a large wasp the size of a hundred thousand thumbs swarmed out, and as soon as Sun Hao gave an order, the bees pounced on the group of ghosts.
"Ahh
"Run!"
Wu Lao Er never dreamed that the eldest son of the Sun family would make this move.
"Big nephew, what did you just do?"
After about ten minutes, all the ghosts were driven two hundred meters away by Sun Hao's hornet. The employees of the Three Realms Bank were surrounded by a swarm of bees, and they were so frightened that they didn't dare to move.
Seeing that it was almost over, Sun Hao beckoned to Wu Lao Er and said, "Dad, go and get a card."
Sun Hao waved his hand, and all the big hornets returned to his side.
"Get a card!" Sun Hao sat down in front of the bank counter and patted the table and said.
The bank staff saw that this customer was not easy to mess with, and asked tremblingly: "First, sir, your name, your name, date, date, home, and home address."
However, Sun Hao didn't say anything, but turned back to Wu Lao Er and said, "Dad, you come first."
Wu Lao Er was very happy and hurriedly told the bank staff his information.
Soon, the staff said: "Old, dad, your card is done, you have 3257 good points, 121 evil points, good and evil offset to get 3136 yuan." Daddy, you're done! ”
"Great, spend 1,000 yuan to buy a bowl of Meng Po soup, and the remaining 2,000 yuan, buy some life, luck, wealth and peach blossom luck when you are reincarnated, and I will enjoy happiness in the next life." Oh, alas, alas, my grandson and granddaughter. ”
As he spoke, Wu Lao Er, who was still happy just now, sank his face again.
Sun Hao patted Wu Laoer's shoulder and nodded.
"Sir, you, do you have a card?" The Three Realms Bank employee asked in a low voice.
"Do!"
After Sun Hao finished telling his identity information, the eyes of the employees of the Three Realms Bank straightened.
"Sir, your good value is only 283 points, and your evil value is 1327 points!"
Hearing this, Wu Lao Er shook his head: "Hey, I said eldest nephew, you really did a lot of bad things during your lifetime." This is not good, you cancel out good and evil, and you owe more than 1,000 yuan to the Three Realms Bank, let alone buy Meng Po soup, and the bank will not be able to let you go. In this way, I owe you a personal favor just now, I will help you pay off the bank's debt, and then help you buy a bowl of Meng Po soup, and then we will be reincarnated together. Rich or something, let it be fate! ”
At this time, the bank employee continued: "Don't pay it back, Dad, this gentleman's bank card information hasn't been read yet!" Sir, you still have three merit points, good and evil offset, plus merit, your bank card balance is a total of 28956 yuan! ”
"What?" Wu Lao Er was stunned.
"Sir, please take your card and welcome back next time!"
Sun Hao waved his hand and said very dissatisfiedly: "Next time, I don't want to come here in the future!"
"I said, eldest nephew, you, how can you have merit? That's an achievement that only a great immortal can have! You, are you a great immortal who cultivates the truth? ”
"Dad, let's go quickly, aren't you in a hurry to reincarnate?" Sun Hao did not answer Wu Laoer's question.
"You, are you really an immortal? How did you get here? ”
Wu Lao Er circled around Sun Hao, as if he saw the difference between Sun Hao and others.
"Immortals? What's that? Sun Hao asked rhetorically.
Wu Lao Er stretched out his hand and pointed to the countless eyes in the sky and said, "They are all immortals, aren't you?"
Sun Hao frowned and nodded: "I'm not!" Daddy, what are we going to do now? ”
"Find a bus stop in front, spend a hundred yuan to buy a ticket, and let's take a bus to the river along the Lechuan River."
The two walked for a day before finding a bus stop sign, and after waiting for an hour, a bus stopped, and the two swiped their cards and got on the bus.
The bus speed of Huangquan Road is very fast, and after a while, it came to the Lechuan River, along the river. Sun Hao wanted to be reincarnated as soon as possible, but Wu Lao Er wanted to see the situation of his grandson and granddaughter in the world, and planned to spend a thousand yuan to take a look at the Sansheng Stone. When Sun Hao heard this, he also wanted to see his uncle and aunt and his classmates, so he went with Wu Lao Er.