It's really not ancient, I think back then, a long, long time ago, human beings didn't show affection like this, why did our ancestors have to wear some leaves when they didn't invent clothes, because we are strange animals that can estrus at any time, and the big guys have agreed to solve this problem, otherwise they can't work.

Some anthropologists also believe that at that time, in order to avoid affection, real lovers had to "flirt and scold", which was real fighting, real scolding, and it was necessary to alleviate the envy and jealousy of their companions, so that everyone could get along well and hunt and gather happily together.

Lao Wang really has a chance to burn this couple! Because this pair of golden boys and girls actually wanted to take a taxi after the meal, they fell in love with Lao Wang's rouge Yanma.

Lao Wang decisively abandoned Mr. Li, if he has money, he doesn't make money, and the turtle is a bastard.

It seems that Lao Wangjun is determined to be a quiet bad man, whether it is Ouyang Fen or Li Mo, he is faster than turning a book.

In just a few days, I made two friends.

Friends are good, anyway, Lao Wang has decided not to go to that unlucky kindergarten again. It's better to be a late friend than an early friend.

Lao Wang was ready to say nothing, just listened to the couple chattering all the way, and then, the man got out of the car. The girl didn't know if she was talking or something, but she was still talking to Lao Wangjun: "Master, I saw that the three big characters 'Yanma' were written on your car!" It's so funny, where did you buy this? ”

The girl is more beautiful than Teacher Bai, but no one is perfect, and her voice is not as delicate as Teacher Bai, but fortunately, she has a special magnetism.

Lao Wangjun said casually: "The hero straddles the Yanma, and Wumao smiles and offers chrysanthemums." ”

The girl was so happy that she almost turned the old king's rouge horse upside down.

Lao Wang must drive seriously, like a joker who can't laugh by himself.

Girl: "Master, you're so funny! I don't think you drive a tricycle. ”

Old Wangjun: "I don't think you ride a tricycle." ”

Girl: "Thank you! However, this is not to save money, we are all ordinary people. ”

Lao Wang: "Appearance is a hard currency that cannot be circulated, otherwise you don't have to save money." ”

The girl said happily: "Uncle! You're really good at talking. This is the most special compliment I have ever heard. ”

Lao Wang: "I've won your favor, look, 'master' has been upgraded to 'uncle', and uncle is really not something ordinary people can do." ”

Girl: "Uh...... Don't you like people calling you uncle? ”

Lao Wang: "It's okay, eldest sister, you are free." ”

Girl: "Look! You call me big sister! Where am I old? ”

Lao Wang stole a glance at her chest, where silence was better than sound, and the girl protested: "Master! Look where! ”

Lao Wang: "Do you want to call Miss?" ”

Lao Wang Jun has been doing podcasts for a while, and the scale between words is becoming more and more subtle, otherwise he can't experience the bad feeling just by looking at it, anyway, the girl was impressed by this flamboyant uncle.

The place where the girl lives is called "Hua Banli", and Master Wang came here, examined it, and said: "Hua Banli is not worthy of the name, the flowers are not seen, the greening is good, it should be called 'grass all the way'." ”

When the girl gave the money, she realized Lao Wang's words, and she was so happy that she dropped Grandpa Mao on the grass.

Lao Wang looked at the back of the girl leaving, and laughed a little.

Lao Wang didn't have any coke, because the unlucky battery was not enough.

He calculated that he was afraid that he would have to stop eating on the way, so he was going to find a place to recharge, so he went to the security guard and asked where he could recharge.

It was only after he persuaded the security guard to let Master Wang charge here.

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Master Wang is really not an ordinary master.

When he was charging for an hour, his WeChat also responded, and a girl asked, "Will you repair the sewer?" ”

I'll go! Does my avatar look a lot like Mario the plumber? But, but, after a while, the girl added: "I just took your car, master, uncle." ”

No, it's still not, why is this girl looking nearby? Don't...... Chef Wang thinks about it, is this a helpful and communicative camellia?

In order to find out the truth, the old king decided to act as Uncle Mario. Anyway, the charging is slow.

"How do you know I'm fine with the sewers?" He replied.

All in all, this old king actually had the opportunity to see this super good-looking beauty again, and as soon as he entered the door, he sat on the sofa as if he was familiar with it, and said, "I'll rest for a while, I'm so tired!" ”

The girl named Charlotte in WeChat did not have princess disease, and pretended to care about the toiling public and asked, "What's wrong?" Didn't you just refresh your spirits? ”

Lao Wang: "I usually want to take a nap at this time, I just bought a Yanmar today, came out to do business, I was excited just now and had no idea, and now I am tired." ”

Charlotte: "Wow, I've just started trading today, I see that you're quite familiar, I'm optimistic about you." You freelancers are the best, and you can arrange all the time by yourself, which is really enviable. ”

Lao Wangjun: "Don't you want to work?" That's not good, Marx's big sha is less effective than most of the theories, but one thing is right -- labor is the first need of human beings. That's how we evolved, it's too comfortable. I also have experience in freelancing, and occasionally one day when I am lazy, I will find that I can't sleep well! Lack of labor. ”

Charlotte: "Big Shabi...... How dare you say it. ”

Lao Wang: "Huh? What did I say? It's not good, I'm sorry, I'm scolding, it's not right to scold in front of a lady, I didn't expect to accidentally tell the truth...... Let me rest, I'll listen to you a show called 'Be a Pirate, Not a Navy.'" ”

This show hasn't had time to perform for Bai Ling yet, so as soon as the anchor opened her mouth, Charlotte immediately heard that this was the uncle in front of her!

She actually listened to it with relish, and after listening to it, she wanted to talk to her uncle, but this thing actually fell asleep on the sofa.

She had to wonder for herself, why did this uncle associate Marx with pirates? Oh, I see, Uncle is trying to say that Marx was wrong about even the most basic human nature, self-interest is the basis of an economy, and public ownership is doomed to be miserable. Wow, it seems to make sense.

I didn't expect to sit on three jumpers today and meet a strange uncle who is hidden in the city.

The uncle showed Charlotte his "iPhone" to play the program, and Charlotte came to the desktop and saw the four big words "Android Market", and was immediately happy.

As soon as she smiled, Wang Bang woke up, a spirit: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm dead asleep, I'll wash my face and wake up!" ”

At the sink, he asked aloud, "Where is the blockage?" ”

Charlotte: "The pool for washing vegetables may be blocked by the leaves." ”

The house is well decorated, however, the sewer works are defective, and the pipes are twisted and turned, which is not conducive to the passage of slightly larger garbage, so it is easy to clog.

Wang Fang checked it and said: "Build a food waste mixer for you, and replace it with a plastic pipe, I will find this in the professional market, and I will give you a quotation tomorrow, OK?" ”

Charlotte: "Well, very eloquent, Uncle is such a generalist. ”

Wang Zhan: "That...... So be it, I'll go first. ”

Charlotte: "Uncle...... I think...... You can sit a little longer. ”

Wang Fang: "Oh? Then I'll ...... Sitted? ”

Charlotte: "It's okay, sit down, I don't think Uncle is a bad guy, although you want to be a pirate." ”

"Huh?" Wang Bang then remembered that he had just listened to his podcast to the girl.

"I'm sorry, I'm ugly." Wang Fang remembered his podcast that was not very good.

Charlotte: "Don't be embarrassed, I think it's good, Gangbarre!" You're going to get better and better. Do you want cocoa coffee? Although it's late. ”

Wang Fang: "Okay, I slept late at night." ”

Charlotte took out her favorite ear-mounted coffee powder to entertain Uncle Weird.

Wang Zhan watched every move of this big beauty, feeling that he was dreaming, at this time, he didn't want this girl to be a camellia girl. At least politely to him.

He said nonsense: "If the world wants to destroy miè, I hope you will ruin miè, like Cheng Xin." ”

Charlotte actually knew who Cheng Xin was: "You mean that virgin?" You're right, if it were me, I wouldn't be a, I'd ruin the solar system. I know you've seen the three-body problem, let's talk about this, hey, in the end, does the dark forest exist or not? I feel like this setting is so scary. ”

Wang: "Of course it is...... Save zài. ”

Charlotte: "Huh? Really? Why? ”

Lao Wang: "Save zài in our hearts." The Chinese deserve this Hugo Award, and the world is more than just light. It is likely that Jewish literature in the Bible was inspired by the Persian Zoroastrianism, which believed that there were two kinds of divine power in the world, one was light and the other was dark. Then Christianity borrowed from this abstract philosophy, there was God and the devil, and the human heart wanted God to be stronger, so it gradually became monotheistic.

The era of peace is mediocre, and our China has suffered so much in modern times, and the shadow area in our hearts ranks first in the world, so we can create the Hessian theory. Turmoil is a disaster for the common people, and a strong stimulus for literature. If you change the science fiction writers of any country, writing this kind of setting lacks a bit of charm. ”

Charlotte: "Wow, that's a good point! Uncle, do you have an episode dedicated to this? Even though your podcast is stumbling, I'm going to listen to it too. ”

Lao Wangjun: "Oh, it doesn't seem to be there yet, because the three-body problem has been said to be rotten, and I am not interested in things that are said to be rotten." ”