At the first Double Red Meeting, Qin Goode staged the Big Four Happiness, which made the entire Anfield silent. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the second double red meeting, he handed over three goals and an assist, making Old Trafford a sea of joy.

The frenzied fans poured into the stadium after the game, tossing their new king high and celebrating the season's double defeat of the 100-year rival.

Then Qin Gude found ...... One of the big hands suddenly took off his sneakers.

Then there are socks, shin guards, jerseys, shorts......

"Stop, stop!" He covered the last piece of clothing, and blushed to block the further movement of the strong man in Manchester, "You are not women!" ”

And then...... A female fan who had already cried tears after ecstasy and had lost her makeup rushed up.

She didn't say a word, hugging Qin Gude was a wild gnaw.

Manchester United's new king is like a careless baby in front of the enthusiastic female fans, and she can only be allowed to touch and kiss on himself.

And then...... He found out that he really didn't have an inch!

The fanatical female fan happily went back with his underwear stained with sweat and body odor!

"Wow!"

A burst of laughter rang out in Sky TV's live broadcast room.

Alan Smith shouted repeatedly: "Director, director, hurry up and cut off this inappropriate footage!" ”

However, the director responded to him: "Alain, are you crazy?" That's the real first-hand news! ”

Gary Neville, the guest sitting across from him, laughed.

And another guest, Liverpool legend, Anfield's king, and former Reds coach Kenny Dalglish, opened his mouth and finally lowered his head helplessly: "Okay, I admit, this Chinese kid is in good shape, and after this picture is broadcast, he will definitely be on the list of English women who want to have a one-night stand." ”

Neville tilted his head and smiled evilly: "And there will definitely be underwear manufacturers coming to him for endorsement." ”

Yes, the Chinese king who never relaxes his exercise has a fairly stylish figure, but unlike Ronaldo, who attaches too much importance to eight-pack abs, Qin Gude attaches importance to strength training while combining it with flexibility training, and the muscles on his body do not give people a clumsy and stiff feeling, but each piece is flashing with soft light, especially with a drenched sweat, under the spotlight, exudes a unique taste of oriental men.

Carrick, Hernandez, De Gea and other Manchester United teammates were also stripped of their jerseys and shoes, but Qin Goode was the only one who was stripped naked.

The new king, who had just completed his enthronement at Old Trafford, could only hold his crotch with his hands - why two? Because one hand can't cover it!

"Manchester United thrashed Liverpool 5-0 at Old Trafford in the just-concluded match, where Mr. Ballon d'Or, who scored a hat-trick, was stripped naked by the frenzied fans. However, in order to pass the program review, we added a little mosaic here, but ...... Due to the size of Manchester United's Chinese God, this mosaic is probably a little more than expected. ”

On the day's "Matchday" program, Gary Lineker was smiling as he introduced the news of the Double Red Cross to fans across the country, while the screen behind him was a giant mosaic of Chingud.

Where is slightly beyond imagination, the mosaic is almost to his chest......

"There is such a joke circulating on the Internet now," Lineker grinned, "and a British woman said that if Chinese men were so big, she really wanted to find a Chinese to marry." ”

Qin Good, who was lying on the sofa watching the show, rolled his eyes: What size is the problem...... It's just that because he was kissed and touched by the young bumpy female fan, he reacted a little bit of a man......

At this time, the mobile phone on the coffee table rang.

"Thomas?" Qin Gude got up slightly, glanced at the name displayed on the screen, and then reached out to connect the phone.

The laughter of his agent came over the phone: "CK and Armani, if you can only choose one brand to advertise, under the same conditions, which one are you going to take?" ”

Qin Gude immediately understood, he lay down on the sofa again, and asked with a smile, "Is it underwear?" ”

Krot's laughter was even louder: "That's right, they reached out to me, it's a great game, and you're very popular with British female fans, which is rare." ”

"The audience of these two companies is not the same at all, so why can't they coexist?" Qin Gude didn't feel embarrassed, after all, there are few players who can be so popular with fans, which is enough to prove his influence among fans, but he actively considered it for entrepreneurs, "You communicate with Armani, I just lack a formal advertising endorsement, and the cost can be slightly compromised......

Clot cursed his smile slightly, "You're smarter than me, Goode." ”

Qin Gude was crowned on the throne at the Double Red Tournament and won two big contracts, but he paid the necessary sacrifice: he was found to have a minor ankle injury after the match.

In addition to that slip, the onslaught of Gerrard, Lucas, Joe Allen and others was no joke, and in the post-match statistics, he alone was violated 12 times.

What's more, he was not the only one who was injured at the Double Red Meeting.

Van Persie, who has been healthy for most of the season, was also unlucky: General Van was swept in the calf by Carragher's scissor leg, and he was bleeding profusely at the time, and could only be replaced by Little Pea.

In addition to the two of them, Ashley Young and Valencia, the two fast horses on the wing, suffered from muscle fatigue in their legs due to repeated sprints, and although they did not strain their muscles and bones, they also had to rest for three to five days to recover, and they may not be able to play in the next round of the league.

In addition to injuries, Carrick and Ferdinand also missed the next round of games due to accumulation of yellow cards, and Manchester United lost six big players after a big win, which shows the tragedy of the double red club.

Fortunately, Manchester United are now in the league and are 10 points ahead of second-placed Manchester City, so Manchester United fans don't have to worry too much.

So a week later, Ferguson played 90 minutes at White Hart Lane with a semi-rotation and hot thrills.

The 3-2 scoreline reflected a fierce goalscoring battle, with both teams scoring in turn, taking the lead, equalising and then taking the lead, with Gareth Bale and Lennon scoring for the home side, Wayne Rooney and Paul Scholes scoring for United before winning the three points thanks to a stoppage-time winner from substitute Hernandez at a crucial moment

The game's injury time was originally only three minutes, but at the last moment, the "Ferguson time" that did not appear in some time came back to the world, and under the influence of the old man, the referee did not blow the whistle for the end of the game until the fifth minute, which made the Portuguese young coach Villas-Boas extremely dissatisfied.

But what can he do?

He is a hairy boy who has just come to the Premier League, an outsider, less than half the age of Ferguson, and not even as good as Ryan Giggs and Scholes who play on the field, what qualifications does he have to be fair to Manchester United old men like Ferguson?

Do you think that my British Empire is really a free, democratic, and equal country? (To be continued.) )