Chapter 1 Goddess! I'm coming!
When the first rays of the morning sun shined through the thick curtains and the blinding light woke me up from my sleep, I noticed the first problem I had on this sunny morning - I was late!
Calm and calm, isn't it just late. How can someone like me, who is five days late a week, be bothered by such a trivial thing as being late, what do you say? Say that I dare to be so arrogant when I am late every day?
No, no, no, I don't have to be late every day, there are seven days a week, and I have two more days that I won't be late! Well, it seems like I didn't have to go to school for those two days. Whatever, as the saying goes, the two best things in life are to sleep until you wake up naturally, and count the money until your hands cramp. If you don't have money like me, you can't count the money until you have cramps in your hands, so you can't treat yourself badly, so you naturally have to sleep until you wake up naturally.
Besides, a great leader of our great China once said that the body is the capital of the revolution. How can a delicate little flower of the motherland like me treat himself badly, even if he doesn't think about himself, I am also thinking about the future of the motherland, after all, I am also the pillar of the future motherland. Hey, how many promising young people like me can think about the country's social welfare?
I sat on the bed for a while and thought about my life, well, it seems that there is nothing to think about, and the most important thing is to get to school quickly.
By the way, having said all that, I haven't introduced myself yet. My name is Jia Xiaoren, do you think of the word "fake villain" when you see this name? For my name, I have been powerless to complain about it in the past 17 years, and every place I go will cause a small storm because of my name.
When I first entered high school, many of my classmates kept laughing at my name, and they kept saying "fake villain, fake villain." It is possible that people are just calling me by my name, but from the banter in their eyes, I think they will not simply call me by my name.
Drink water and don't forget the people who dig wells, my "dear" parents helped me come up with such a personality name, how can I forget them. I've always wondered if I'm born to them, and when I was ten years old, I was sure that I wasn't picked up by any of their trash cans, or bought cabbage for delivery. But then again, how expensive is the cabbage for a handsome child like me. I say this because when I was ten years old, they went on a business trip for work, and that was seven years.
How could this Nima be biological? But fortunately, they left me a bank card before leaving, and when I was still in elementary school, I knew that the card was even five figures, and I was so excited in my heart. However, when I really used the money, I realized that it was not enough for my expenses for two years.
Hey, a child without a father and a mother can't afford to hurt. It wasn't until I was 12 years old that I discovered a way to make a fortune at a roadside stall, and that was to buy lottery tickets. I don't know why, as long as I spend more than 100 soft girl coins every month to buy a dozen lottery tickets, I can win about 3,000 yuan. However, you can only make so much money in a month at most. I've tried that no matter how many lottery tickets I buy, I can't win any more money. For this reason, I also spent more than 2,000 to make a real yàn, but that month, I kept dealing with Laotan sauerkraut, and I looked at Hanhan's face for a whole month. Mom no longer has to worry that I won't know Wang Han anymore and buy the wrong instant noodles.
It's good that I have at least a source of livelihood every month. It is worth mentioning that my luck in the exam is almost the same as my luck in buying a lottery ticket, and I can stay on the passing line every time, no more than a point, no more than a point. Luck is also essential for surviving in this steely city! And I am Xiaoqiang in this steel forest, no father's pain and no mother's love, I can't die, I can't starve!
I glanced at the alarm clock next to the bed, and at half past eight, I got up ten minutes earlier than usual, so I might as well sleep for a while, and after thinking about it, I might as well go, maybe I could catch the second class in the morning. Perhaps, the teacher will praise me, and I will take a step forward, become the captain, serve as the secretary of the Youth League, be welcomed by many seniors and sisters, and walk to the peak of life, I think about it, I am still a little excited.
I already saw a happy life beckoning to me and wiped the saliva from the corners of my mouth. After five seconds, you're ready to go. Really, for a boy, it's perfectly OK to put on a T-shirt and wear jeans in the spring.
I brushed my teeth and washed up, but I didn't take ten minutes, and before leaving, I looked at the bread on the table that was left over from a week ago, the bread from a week ago...... I think I can still eat it. It doesn't matter what you do, even if you can't eat it, you can still give it to the beggars on the roadside. Hey, there's no way, who calls me a good boy who is righteous, positive, kind, and optimistic.
Out of the door, I walked leisurely towards the school, anyway, I was late and not in a hurry, so why waste my precious labor. I took out the bread I had just taken out of my bag, and when I looked closely, there were a lot of small fluff on it, and I pinched it with my hand...... The feeling of movement. No, because the hair is so hard, I remember I just bought it a week ago. Am I mistaken? Could it be that you bought it last month?
Originally, I thought that if I couldn't eat, I would be able to give alms to beggars. In this way, I not only helped myself solve the problem of bread history, but also helped the poor homeless man solve the problem of eating, what a great dedication. However, it seems that looking at the situation, this bread can only be used for self-defense.
He weighed the bread with his hand and pinched it again. Yes, heavier than a feather, it is not there, and it has the hardness of a brick. The most important thing is that it is hidden in the school bag, which can give the opponent a feeling of surprise, and there will be no heaviness of the bricks when shooting, and it is more flexible.
The biggest disadvantage is that the process of making zuò is a little cumbersome, and it has to be stored for a month.
I put that killing weapon in my bag, and with this sharp weapon, I am still afraid of some demons and monsters! Hmph, Mom doesn't have to worry about me being robbed when I come home at night!
Seeing the beggar looking at me with pitiful eyes, I couldn't suppress the guilt in my heart after all, after all, I embezzled the bread that belonged to them, and walked in front of the old beggar. Bending down slightly, he put ten dollars into his bowl, revealing a smile that thought he was sunny, "Old man, no thanks." ”
The kind old beggar nodded at me, what a kind old man.
As soon as I got up and took two steps, I stumbled and almost fell to the ground. Because, I vaguely heard the old beggar say intermittently, "Hey, the students are so poor nowadays, no wonder they can't eat a loaf of bread, and they refuse to eat it for so long, and it's really hard to make money now." ”
I still forgot about it, I did a good deed early in the morning, I should be happy, how could I Jia Xiaoren be hit by this little beggar's words, although I am poor, but people are not poor, I want to become a man who makes a fortune by lottery, how can I fall like this!
"Walking on a country road, a chicken in your left hand and a duck in your right hand......" hummed a little song that was changed beyond recognition, and the way to school would not be so monotonous.
Two more roads to the school, looked at the watch in my hand 8:40, in fact, my home is not far from the school, about a quarter of an hour's work, if you really hurry up, in fact, you can get to the school in ten minutes, but I still spend more time on the road to walk through all kinds of beautiful girls, miniskirts, low-cut clothes. I can only sigh, spring, what a beautiful season.
Turn a corner, cross the road in front of you and you're at the school. However, just as I was about to arrive at school with a full heart, an amazing scene happened.
On the zebra crossing, there was a girl wearing a cream-white shirt and light blue jeans, motionless. On the right was a Daben, accelerating at a hundred yards, and to my surprise, the girl stood still, as if she were waiting for the Daben to crash into her.
I looked at it, and that girl seemed to be the number one on my Dahua Lieutenant Colonel's flower list, known as the lonely Fang Hanmei - the goddess of cold arrogance, Shen Qiuyi. It can't be wrong, how could my 24 krypton gold dog eyes mistake such a superb girl. With short and neat hair, he stood proudly in the wind, his hands in his pockets, and he did not move in the face of the rushing rush, just like a plum blossom standing in the cold wind.
No, if you continue to follow this plot, my first goddess in Central China will soon become a ghost under the car, leaving only a pool of blood. Why did Shen Qiuyi stand there still, could it be that she was stupid?
No way! How could I look at the hot hand of the big Ben destroying the flowers, indifferent. I didn't have time to think about the reason why the goddess was stupidly staying there, so I ran to the goddess in the middle of the road with a hundred-meter hurdle posture, the speed of the stupid roe deer's escape.
Hmph, even if I can't save the goddess, but I can still hold the goddess and die together before I die, that's also a peony flower to die and be a ghost, isn't it happy, maybe tomorrow there will be a commendation for the righteousness and courage of the senior high school students in Central China, no matter how I count it, I don't think this wave is a loss! After death, fame and fortune are gained, and there are beauties to accompany you! Come, Daben, please hurry, come, the goddess is coming to my arms.
If you think about it carefully, when the hero of every novel and anime hero saves the beauty, he will always shout a very middle two and very sharp line, so should I learn it?
So.
"Goddess! I'm coming! ”