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Li Juli on the screen does not grab the camera or fight for the microphone, standing quietly and beautifully on the side and smiling sweetly, like a fairy who does not eat fireworks in the world.

Off the screen, she is a rock girl who plays bass guitar with all kinds of strange hairstyles, and she has a lot of fun, and even dares to enter the men's toilet to pose for artistic photos.

Under the appearance of the fairy, there is a black and big comic with a lower abdomen, and her personality is as complex and changeable as her hair and eyes.

After repeated teasing, Li Juli finally revealed a personality other than the immortals, and sat on Lin Dong's thighs with her legs spread out, trying her best to beat people. And Lin Dong was also very upright to hold Li Juli's waist with both hands.

This pose is extremely ambiguous. If the pants are removed, or the skirt is changed; That is a proper 19 forbidden picture without a doubt.

"Go down! If you move around like this, rubbing and rubbing, something will happen. "Lin Dong has never felt that he is a righteous gentleman. It's just that there are many people at the scene, and I have to try my best to suppress the evil fire in my heart.

"Uh~" Li Juli obviously also felt the intersection of the two, what the hard thing was, there was no need to guess at all. With a sip, Li Juli jumped away instantly, "Villain!" ”

"You know the good guys, the bad guys. Keep the story. ”

"Humph!"

There is no ambiguous action interference on her face of shame, Li Juli concentrates on doing serious things.

The rebellious Ji-yeon was arrested in a private operation, but was arrested instead of being arrested. This bandit happened to be Ji-yeon's father's younger brother back then. The mystery is revealed, and the enemy who killed her father is Azexi, who has lived with her for ten years. Between grievances and hatred, love and hate, Ji-yeon chose love. In the last scene, the rescue plot, Ji-yeon did not avenge her father, and instead of shooting Azexi, she hit her father's younger brother; And Azexi was also shot to the ground by the bandits; In the end, Ji-yeon was knocked unconscious and taken away. ”

"All three parties are losers, and the first stage of the MV ends here, and then the second stage is where I am the heroine."

"What?" Lin Dong forgot about the existence of the camera, or took "My Knot" seriously at all, and slapped Li Juli's PP according to his habitual training movements, "Don't be funny, how can you tell a story that will be cut off when it reaches the climax." ”

"Ah~~" In front of the public, Li Juli was teased like this, and there was nothing she could do except take a slap with a red face and red ears. The other party is his "husband", and it doesn't seem too much to play PP. It's shooting, I endure!

"At the end of the first part, Ji-yeon was taken away, but she didn't die, but she was left on the street with a facial injury. The little sister played by Eun Jing saved Ji-yeon, treated her facial scars, and became me after plastic surgery. ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong bounced up from his chair, "What are you talking about?" Ji-yeon plastic surgery becomes you? What plastic surgery can flatten a person, chest forward, hip back? ……”

"Yikes!" Park Ji-yeon also jumped up, squeezing hard with her hands on her chest, "Azesi, don't go too far." I also have breasts, and I eat them every day, and I will definitely grow my body, and I will be bigger than QRIONI in the future. ”

"Cut. Ji-yeon has three treasures, and everyone knows it. Laughing trousers and killing mats. Lin Dong didn't bother to pay attention to the stunted little dinosaur, and pointed his finger at the tip of Li Juli's nose, "Do you still send moles for plastic surgery?" ”

This act of death instantly ignited a large bomb and a proper combo. The two short-haired heroines entered a state of rampage in seconds, and they were beaten up around the male pig's feet.

Choking the throat, picking the nose, twisting the ears, pulling the hair, all kinds of cruel and inhumane torture are resorted. made the onlookers stunned, and made the crew of "I Knot" very excited, this shot is absolutely amazing, not cut, the original picture is broadcast, and the audience likes to watch the fight scene the most. It doesn't matter if "We're Married" becomes "We're Funny"!

"Ahem! That's pretty much it. Director Cha Eun-taek ran out to preside over the overall situation, "Let's get ready to shoot, and strive to get all the shots done at once." ”

After Che Enze finished instructing the crew, he ran to Xuan Huiyun, the chief PD of "My Knot", "This MV will not be launched for a while, and it is not suitable for you to shoot it." And the storyline of the next part can't be known to you. ”

"Inside." Xuan Huiyun nodded, the things he shot today are enough to cut out two or three issues, and there is no need to stay, "Then let's leave first." I'm sorry to disturb Director Nim. ”

"You're welcome, thank you for your understanding."

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The MV of the sad dark melody is naturally filmed at night; During the day, you can only skip the beginning and shoot the last.

The uncle and sister duo, sunglasses and leather jeans, all black from head to toe, chewing gum with both hands in their pockets, and dragging the sun on their backs, appeared from far and near......

“cut！”

"Yikes! Azesi, you're on the wrong track! Go slower. Park Ji-yeon, who was in a working state, no longer teased, pointed at Lin Dong and taught him a loud lesson, "Lift it high and put it down gently." The steps look normal, but in fact they only walk a little distance with each step. It's called a catwalk......"

"Inside." Lin Dong rubbed his nose, looking embarrassed, he was preached by the little dinosaur, this matter was a little embarrassing, "Come again, this time it will definitely not be wrong." ”

“3，2，1，action！”

Wow, bgm, bgm sounded in the void. The great temp worker is not fighting alone, he inherits the glorious tradition of the God of Gamblers, the Saint of Gambling, 007 and others. is like a little brother possessed, and the star master is on his upper body; With a firm and slow, atmospheric and cool step......

"Squeak!" A high-end nanny car ruthlessly entered, and the arrogant sound of brakes ruined Lin Dong's perfect debut.

“cut！”

Director Che Enze was so angry that he threw the guide tube and stared angrily at the nanny car; The crowd was no exception.

The tall agent jumped out of the cab and slammed open the door of the nanny's car. Then a pair of long legs stretched out to steal the spotlight, and then slowly revealed his true face. The popular actor Cha Seung-won appeared on the stage, the first impression was tall and thin, the second impression was sinister, and he had two mustaches like the villain in the anti-Japanese drama.

"Sorry, it's late. You can start shooting now. Cha Seung-won waved to the staff around him, as if he was holding a fan meeting.

The crew didn't react, just stood in place and watched Lin Dong, waiting for the big drama to be released.

Cha Seung-won was stunned for a moment, and the crowd around him didn't react, and no one praised the stinky feet when the dignified acting award winner came to shoot a music MV? "Director, I'm sorry. I didn't have my itinerary scheduled yesterday, so I came late. ”

"It doesn't matter, I've found a new actor." Cha Enze said coldly. The advertising director is also a director, and no matter how much he hits the street, it is impossible to bow to the actors.

The atmosphere suddenly froze, and Cha Shengyuan even felt the gloating gaze of the audience, "Director, you wait a minute." I'll just let the new actors go. ”

There is still room for maneuver in things, how can a general actor lose face? Cha Seung-won tidied up his clothes, walked in a figure-eight step, and walked majestically in front of Lin Dong and Park Ji-yeon, "Young man, talk to me over there......"

"Phew!" A mouthful of water sprayed Cha Seung-won's face, followed by two erected middle fingers. "Get out!"

Mighty, domineering, and so hard that he has no friends. The audience, including the director and the beauties of T-ara, were all stunned by Lin Dong's performance, their mouths wide open, and they were at a loss.

"Yah Che Shengyuan wiped his face, but it was just a little wet, but it made him feel that the red fruit was slapped in his face, and he didn't want to think about it, so he slapped Lin Dong with a wave of his arm. And then? Naturally, he flew out upside down without any suspense, "Bang! He slammed into his nanny car, shattering pieces of glass.

"If you don't want to die, get out of here, and if you appear in front of me again, I'll kill you." Lin Dong's face was gloomy, and he looked like he was not approaching.

Lin Dong doesn't mind his woman's past, but the premise is not to dangle in front of Brother Dong. In the TV series "Best Love", it is this sinister mustache who is the male lead, and Liu Renna is the second female lead, and it is not clear whether there is a kiss scene in the original book. But Lin Dong clearly remembers the clips on the TV set in this life. Actor, this is work, Lin Dong has always reminded himself like this. I thought I could bear it, but now I realize that I overestimated my bearing.

Cha Shengyuan struggled to stand up and spat out a mouthful of blood, "Boy, you're dead." ”

put aside the cruel words, but Che Shengyuan, with the support of the agent, quickly got into the car and left the scene in a gloomy manner. Whether he endured it like this or went back to gather people, it is unknown. But he definitely didn't dare to call the police, and the artist's affairs were basically not exposed.

The onlookers have entered a state of stupidity at this time, and the general trend actor was knocked out with such a move, which is too mysterious.

"Min Xianyi, give me death." Lin Dong didn't plan to stop there.

"Inside."

"Bring me my phone."

"Inside."

Lin Dong picked up his mobile phone, and in full view of everyone, called the detective Ah Qi, who had changed careers, "Hand over the black information of the actor you asked you to check before, I want Cha Shengyuan to be in prison tonight!" By the way, I also lost a copy online. ”

The sound was so loud that it was difficult for the onlookers not to hear it. After beating people, you have to put people in prison, this routine is bottomless. Everyone looked scared to death and looked at Lin Dong with strange expressions.

"What do you see? Do you still shoot the MV? Lin Dong stared around with bull's eyes, making everyone bow their heads in fright, "Hurry up and get to work." ”

"Ahem, ahem!" CCM President Kim Kwang-so had already arrived at the scene for a while without anyone watching, witnessing the whole process of Lin Dong's domineering exposure. In addition to serving, I can only serve, this master has to apologize to others after JYP last time, and it is estimated that there is no suspense about Che Shengyuan this time. "Full time break, coffee time, count me in!"

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The interior studio has all been cleared out.

Only Lin Dong, Min Xianyi, Kim Kwang-so and T-Ara remained.

"Don't say anything, I've got this Che Shengyuan, and he will have to spend time in prison tonight." Lin Dong took the lead.

"What? Uncle Che is recognized as a good man. Park Ji-yeon, the daring tease, jumped out for the first time to express his opposition.

"He's just a good man? I've had a private investigator look into it a long time ago. When she was in high school, she seduced a rich girl who was a few years older than her to elope, and even that rich girl was pregnant with someone else's child. ”

"This, this is the reason for love." Park Ji-yeon insisted on working against Lin Dong.

"Love is a fart, that guy is almost forty years old before he walks the dog-luck, and he is red; For the past 20 years, I used to eat soft rice. After becoming popular, he still dislikes his old wife, and he plays with women and flies. What's even more excessive is that this slut also brought his cheap son to play with, and when something happened, he let his son top the cylinder. Do you know why he is skinny? That's the reason for the poison, if something happens, let the cheap son carry it. ”

When everyone heard the secret, they were stunned, and this was too fierce. If you think about it carefully, it is not unreasonable, if it is really such a good man written by the media, so who loves his family, how can his son be prostituted and poisoned and end up in prison?

The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon was so red that she couldn't get off the stage, and she thought for a long time before she came up with a sentence, "Then why did you let people investigate Uncle Che in advance?" ”

"Ugh. It just depends on him if he's unhappy, can't he? ”

If you don't look, don't listen, don't pay attention, you think you'll forget; Now that the enemy knows when they meet, they just have accumulated the fire in their hearts more vigorously.

Lin Dong felt that in order to avoid hurting the innocent, he had the responsibility and obligation to mess up the matter of Jessica's TV series. Otherwise, there will be one more actor who will be. Brother Dong is a peaceful person, how bad is this.

(To be continued.) )