Tang Chao let go of the director of discipline and said, "Director, you know it in your own heart. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

As if he was a thief, the director of discipline paced back a few steps, his face was extremely ugly, forming a kind of detachment, and said, "I don't know what you're talking about? ”

At this moment, Shan Yong said directly: "If the director of discipline dares to do it, he must dare to admit it, and the passionate performance in the office is really different." ”

Seeing such a scene, it seems that I have to add to the fire, I looked at the training director who was now like a wooden chicken, and said: "Director, your wonderful performance is really different, especially the move that looks up to the sky and collapses It seems that we will have to learn it in the future!" ”

The director of discipline suddenly began to sweat the size of a bean on his head, but he still said quibbly on his mouth: "What are you talking about, I don't understand, I don't understand?" ”

I looked at the damn man in front of me, and then said: "Yes, you don't understand, I don't know, such a powerful move, I really can't fucking learn it for a while, it seems that I have to take what I shoot to study it, this is really impossible to learn without studying, the main thing is that I'm too stupid, isn't it, brothers?" ”

At this moment, when I said this, I looked back, Shan Yong, Tang Chao, and Lao Liao smirked at them, and suddenly the three of them also echoed: "Yes, the qualifications are too poor, otherwise I wouldn't have been admitted here, this is probably not learned, I must study and learn this move." ”

At this moment, Tang Chao also chimed in: "Yes, it is necessary, this must be learned, and it must be studied." ”

I continued: "It's a pity that the director only performed live once, we can't see it, but fortunately, now that technology is developed, there is something filmed, which is much easier, and you can study for a long time next time!" ”

Lao Liao, who has not spoken at the moment, looked at us chatting very well at this moment, and then said: "Yes, and we have been educated by teachers since we were children, we can't pretend to understand if we don't understand, we can't still write it down and ask the teacher!" yes, I don't know how to ask the teacher! ”

I instantly made a very approving look, took out my mobile phone, and said, "Yes, I don't understand this move, the screen is small, you have to zoom in." ”

Immediately, the director of discipline reacted with a 180-degree reaction speed, looked at us and said: "Brothers, raise your hand, you see I'm really, I don't understand the market, we are all brothers, many things are easy to say, you also know that I have an eighty-year-old mother, a newborn child, and a lot of people in the middle to feed me, I am under a lot of pressure every day, pity me!" ”

Shan Yong suddenly burst out and said: "Oh, there is such a miserable thing, we really don't know, and this is not good, this is a mess of generations, how can we be on an equal footing with the director, right!" ”

The three of us also nodded instantly, and said, "This can't be done, we can't afford it." ”

The director of discipline instantly begged bitterly: "Several big brothers, this is all my fault in front, I really don't know that the bastard of the dean actually dares to expel you, don't worry, I will definitely help you get it, absolutely get it, you can rest assured, I will never expel you, this matter is wrapped up in me, and the masters put a hundred hearts." ”

Shan Yong smiled bitterly and said, "Didn't you insist on expelling us before?" Why don't you open it now? ”

Immediately, the director of discipline begged: "Brother Shan Yong, I have eyes and don't know Taishan, you don't care about villains, you just treat me as a fart and let me go!" ”

Shan Yong actually didn't want to embarrass people too much, the three of us also thought the same, since the director of discipline agreed to this, we will also settle the matter.

The four of us nodded at the moment, and the director of discipline looked at us with a smile on his face, and said, "Those brothers, can you give me your phone first?" ”

At this moment, the four of us immediately knew the bastard mind of the director of discipline, so I, as everyone's representative, said: 'Director, when this photo was taken, all four of us were taken, all of them were in our mobile phone, you have done the job well, the four of us will hand over the mobile phone to you, and we don't want to take it back if the mobile phone is given to you, you will buy four Apple 5 mobile phones to change with us, if it is the highest configuration of the genuine version, understand?' ”

The director of discipline didn't dare to let go of a fart, so he nodded again and again, saying okay.

I immediately raised my eyebrows and said: "Go and do things well today, and come to us tomorrow afternoon, to ensure that our student status is found in Southern University of Technology, but if you retaliate against us and let us quit school after we gave you your mobile phone, even if we have no evidence at that time, we estimate that we will publicize today's things and publicize them, after all, it is not good for your reputation, and when the time comes, it will always be a little bad for you, and it is not good for you to have a little clues, and it is better not to do things that hurt both sides. Got it? ”

At this moment, the handle was in the hands of others, and the director of discipline had no choice but to nod and agree unconditionally.

After that, we strode out of the office of the director of discipline, all in good spirits.

It was originally the fate of being expelled.,But now there's a turnaround.,It seems that it's really thanks to the second director of discipline.,If it weren't for the director's second strength, there wouldn't be an office door.,It seems that the second brother of the letter will have eternal life.。

The four of us strode out of the door of the office of the director of discipline, in order to celebrate Tang Chaochic, each of us invited a bottle of mineral water, I took a go, what to say to take us to drink Sanmaojiu, to that stretched out your hand to see, you directly told me that it was mineral water, so far I also understand a truth, the so-called nonsense is a pit talk, the so-called what is Sanmaojiu, is the production cost of Sanmaojiu mineral water.

But no matter how you say it's really a big ups and downs today, it's a relief now.

The turn of time has begun to make us wait for the competence of our dear Director of Discipline.

The next day came, in the afternoon.

It seems that this director of discipline still has two brushes, and soon we have changed from a bad student who is about to be expelled, to a model for the whole school, and what we say is to create an atmosphere for the whole school, so that everyone in the university understands that the university is a personalized stage, and in this university is a stage where everyone can display their talents, and so on a lot of nonsense.

So I have to admire the leader's eloquence and ability to make a sharp turn in the brain, which is almost faster than the rapid turn of a three-year-old child's brain, but no one will believe such stupid words, but everyone must pretend to be full of belief.

After all, if you believe in the leader, you will be paid, and if you don't believe in it, you will hit the street.

And also explained that this activity was organized by the school to regulate university life, and not only did it not mean to expel us, but the school also rewarded each of us with a bonus of 3,000 yuan.

I'll go to it, and the leader thinks of it, but in the end I still knelt, and the matter of getting money, after all, in China, no matter how nonsense things are, they will think that they are very reliable, and the power of money is the same reason for the importance of the existence of your second crotch. (To be continued.) )