Jokes are jokes, but Zhu Xiaojun understands very well that although those masters who play escape magic have skills that ordinary people can't match, they still do tricks on props in the final analysis. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info but the rope on Zhu Tianjiu's body was tied by himself, and the way of bundling may not be professional enough, and the strength of the bundling is also slightly lacking, but the authenticity of the bundling is beyond doubt, and there is absolutely no loophole that can be exploited.

Zhu Tianjiu easily got rid of the rope tied to his body, and also untied the shackles on his thumb by the way...... Although Zhu Xiaojun pretended not to think so, his heart was already full of worship, and he couldn't wait to learn Zhu Tianjiu's skills at once.

How could the cunning Zhu Tianjiu not see through Zhu Xiaojun's thoughts, he smiled, picked up the empty pipe beside him, put it to his mouth, and didn't speak, just looked at Zhu Xiaojun silently.

Zhu Xiaojun comprehended, and hurriedly stepped forward to help Zhu Tianjiu load the tobacco and light the fire.

"Do you really want to learn?"

Zhu Xiaojun nodded fiercely.

"Okay, uncle, I'll give you three days, you go and deal with your own affairs, and then follow me into the mountain ......"

"Into the mountains?" Zhu Xiaojun couldn't help but be stunned: "How long will it take?" ”

"Half a year for the long, three months for the short!" Zhu Tianjiu's answer had a non-negotiable flavor in his tone.

Zhu Xiaojun looked a little hesitant: "Then, can you bring your mobile phone into the mountain?" "As soon as this sentence was said, Zhu Xiaojun regretted it, when he entered the mountain, the mobile phone must have no signal, and the mobile phone without the signal and the Internet has no effect, what is the effect!" Forget it, when I didn't ask. Uncle Jiu, if I learn quickly, can we go down the mountain earlier? ”

Zhu Tianjiu smoked his pipe, rolled his eyelids, and replied, "Do you know how long it took me to practice this bone-shrinking skill?" In addition to this bone shrinking skill, uncle, you don't plan to learn other skills? Although you can't learn this Heavenly Nine Style, the uncle can teach you a set of boxing techniques, if you learn it, you can at least let him do one against Xiao Qin's girl...... One leg. ”

Zhu Tianjiu originally wanted to say that he could give Qin Lu an arm, but when the words came to his lips, he suddenly remembered that Qin Lu's skills were indeed not bad, so he hurriedly changed his words and changed it to let Qin Lu have one leg, because the set of boxing techniques that Zhu Tianjiu planned to hand over to Zhu Xiaojun was explored by an old timer, and this old-timer was a disabled person with inconvenient legs and feet, so even if he didn't use his legs, his boxing skills could still exert his power.

However, such a sentence made Zhu Xiaojun think about it, let one leg? Is it the left leg or the right leg? Or the middle leg?

Once such a dirty idea emerges, even Zhu Xiaojun himself is very strange, why does it feel beautiful? Could it be that he has a affection for the beast that is more manly than a man?

"Phew, Phew, Phew!" Zhu Xiaojun snorted three times in a row, and after snorting, he felt that it was not enough, and he came to himself with two mouths, which can be regarded as coming out of the frustration just now. Suddenly, seeing Zhu Tianjiu's questioning face, Zhu Xiaojun hurriedly explained: "What, Uncle Jiu, I'm not here for you, I'm for that shrew." ”

Zhu Tianjiu was still confused: "Beasts? Is that the little Qin girl? How did she offend you? ”

For a while, Qin Lu in junior high school, high school and various periods after that floated in a chaotic manner floated in front of Zhu Xiaojun's eyes, and he couldn't wave it away or drive it away, and what emerged was the good side of that shrew.

"Nest! How did I bend! Zhu Xiaojun wailed and ran directly into the bathroom.

When Zhu Xiaojun regained his calm under the stimulation of cold water, Zhu Tianjiu in the living room was still in confusion, and as soon as he saw Zhu Xiaojun come out, he immediately followed again: "What did you just say?" Why is it bent? ”

The word 'Qin Lu' immediately appeared, followed by the word 'female man', and then 'bent' and 'straight' alternately.

Zhu Xiaojun couldn't wait to kick the window open immediately, and then jumped down......

Fortunately, Zhu Tianjiu did not keep this topic, and he immediately talked about going into the mountain to practice.

"Uncle thinks that you are the son of Boss Zhu, and due to his inheritance, even if you are not talented, you must learn faster than ordinary people, so I estimated a period of three months to six months, but ah, whether it is three months or six months, you are at most a beginner, and you want to reach the realm of small achievements...... Well, I guess it's going to take a year or two. ”

"A year or two? Going to practice for so long? Zhu Xiaojun wailed again.

"Practicing is not something that happens overnight, you have to persevere to learn real kung fu." Zhu Tianjiu was just about to brainwash Zhu Xiaojun, but suddenly saw that this guy's face changed, and the desire that was originally written all over his face actually faded by more than half in an instant, so he hurriedly changed his words: "However, bitterness is bitterness in the first three months, in these three months, uncle, I brought you into the door, and the rest depends on your own cultivation." ”

Zhu Xiaojun exhaled, his face softened a lot, pursed his mouth, and wondered in his heart whether he would be able to survive the three or five months. can be calculated, and the answer Zhu Xiaojun got is absolutely impossible.

When you enter the mountain, there is no network, and if you don't have the network, it's terrible!

I can't see anyone when I enter the mountain, whether it's Gong Lin, Liu Yan or Huang Ying, if that's what, it can only be restored to the previous state, right hand left!

The more he thought about it, the more painful Zhu Xiaojun finally made up his mind, the dead old man loves to teach or not, and he can't follow him into the mountain anyway.

But as soon as this idea was decided, Zhu Tianjiu came to a tempting sentence that could completely destroy all of Zhu Xiaojun's defense systems: "Uncle, I can still teach you a set of blazing martial arts, and if you learn it, you can't say that the golden gun will not fall, but it can definitely be a continuous battle for three days and three nights and be free to retract and release." ”

Zhu Xiaojun recalled that when he first met Zhu Tianjiu, the obscene appearance of this bad old man, a huge question mark suddenly appeared in his heart.

Zhu Tianjiu saw Zhu Xiaojun's question, and explained unhurriedly: "What? Do you think Uncle is lying to you? Boy, you don't want to think about what kind of organization Blazing Flame Zhu is, it not only has to monitor internally, but also spy externally, if you don't practice some royal maiden skills, how will it win people's hearts in the future? ”

As soon as Zhu Tianjiu explained this, Zhu Xiaojun immediately believed it. Female spies will betray lust to hook up with men in important positions, so male spies can also sell hue to seduce women in important positions, or the wives and lovers of those important men.

Along this line of thought, Zhu Xiaojun immediately thought of female spies, wouldn't they seduce women? Can't a male spy seduce a man? So, the problem of straight and bent appeared again, and then I thought of the female man Qin Lu.

This time I want to be different from the previous two times, although the first two times I can't tell what it feels like in my heart, but I am quite calm physiologically, but this time, my heart is not shocked, but there is obviously a warm current under my crotch, impacting his little brother who was sleeping quietly and raised his head restlessly.

Zhu Xiaojun suddenly felt humiliated.

But Zhu Tianjiu was very uninteresting, and still stimulated Zhu Xiaojun: "Spies from other countries rely on medicine to go to bed, boy, you are a doctor, you should know the truth that medicine is three points poisonous, but our blazing mastery, hehe, hehehe, no need to say more, you should understand that there is a weight of a few catties and a few taels!" ”

Zhu Xiaojun gritted his teeth, clenched his fists and pounded his head a few times: "Okay, okay, I promise you to go into the mountains to learn kung fu...... You've been doing heat therapy hard today, just rest in my room, I still have something to do, so I won't accompany you to talk about it. ”

Zhu Tianjiu stared at Zhu Xiaojun and asked, "What else do you have to do?" ”

Zhu Xiaojun smiled bitterly: "You will give me three days to deal with the vulgar things in the mortal world, and after three days, I, Zhu Xiaojun, will go to the mountains with you to cultivate immortals, you always say to yourself, can I be fine?" ”

Zhu Tianjiu pursed his lips: "That's the same, you should always say hello to your adoptive father and adoptive mother, well, you have to explain the affairs of your company......"

In fact, Zhu Xiaojun's gang was provoked by the bad things just now, and he originally had the intention of taking this opportunity to meet Huang Ying and have a warm hand, so he couldn't wait to get rid of Zhu Tianjiu and go out quickly.

Zhu Xiaojun, who has this kind of thinking, can still care about talking, and before Zhu Tianjiu's words are finished, Zhu Xiaojun's hand has already opened the door.

As soon as the door opened, I saw Qin Lu who was holding the key and preparing to open the door, and behind Qin Lu, there was still a calm and gentle face.

"Dead pig's head, look at your anxious look, what are you doing? Where is the fire? Or did the fire burn your ass? ”

Qin Lu because of the instinct of the police, in this state, subconsciously chose a place that could just block Zhu Xiaojun's whereabouts, at this time, if Zhu Xiaojun rushed out, with his current ability, he dare not say that he is completely sure, but there should be a seventy or eighty percent chance of winning. But in this way, according to Qin Lu's temperament, he will definitely chase him out. Then, let alone going to have a tryst with Huang Ying, I'm afraid that even a fart may not be happy.

"Well, what, Uncle Nine said that he would take me into the mountains to practice, and only gave me three days to deal with those tedious things, I ...... Aren't I in a hurry to go home and see my father and mother! In a hurry, Zhu Xiaojun said half of the truth to cover up the other half's lies.

As soon as Qin Lu heard this, she suddenly came to her senses: "What, don't be in a hurry, the old lady will clean up a little and go with you." Belch...... Uncle Jiu, I just happened to be on vacation, and I have time, why don't you take me into the mountains too? (To be continued.) )