The monk looked at the jade slip, as long as he probed his divine sense into it, he could browse the whole article in general, and the stronger the divine sense, the faster he could see it. In just a few breaths, Yan Hanjiang finished reading the jade slips, pointed to the five hundred questions from a distance, and said, "You look at that first, and the rest are not in a hurry to learn, and they will start to breathe out spiritual machines from tomorrow." ”

However, it is not a matter of attracting the spirit into the body overnight, in addition to cultivation, you also have to learn something practical. In order to keep the Taoist from the other world from being slaughtered when shopping for groceries, let's start with simplified characters and Arabic numerals.

Yan Xianchang closed his eyes and thought about the course arrangement, Shao Zongyan didn't dare to disturb him, so he set up the jade slip for him, and went into the bedroom to make the bed and fold the quilt. The place where he slept was cleaned up, and the ready-made pillow quilt was placed on the bed, but Yan Hanjiang was not a mermaid or a fish now, and he didn't know whether it was appropriate to sleep in a bed or a fish tank, so he had to prepare both first.

If you want to sleep in a bed, then a small fish is best to sleep next to your pillow. He vacated the place where the fish slept, sewed a rectangular sleeve with his handkerchief inside and out, and poured out some tea powder and poured it as a pillow; I found out that the air conditioner of the bed was stacked four times vertically, and I took a few stitches to fix it, stuffed one end into the cotton pillowcase as a quilt, and dragged the other end on the bed for a long time. The part under the air conditioner was pressed with his quilt, so he was not afraid of the fish's tail flicking in the middle of the night and lifting the quilt.

After settling the bedding, he took out the small fish tank in the storage room and brushed it vigorously, poured it full of water, fished out some sand and aquatic plants in the big tank, and held it in front of Mr. Yan and asked, "Brother Yan is sleeping in the tank or in bed at night?" It's not early, if there is anything to talk about tomorrow, let's settle it first. ”

Yan Hanjiang hesitated for a moment and shook his head: "I don't need to sleep for a long time, and it's useless to soak in water like this now, you go to sleep with yours, I'll stay here for one night." ”

Where can you sit in a bowl and spend the night! Anyway, Yan Hanjiang had no intention of returning to the water, so Shao Zongyan took him into the house with the bowl regardless of his wishes, fished it out with his tail, and put it on the bed.

The small pillow is sand and fragrant, the quilt is a little bigger, but it is very soft, warm and not pressing, Yan Hanjiang is no longer hypocritical since he is lying down, patted the pillow next to him and said: "There are new toothbrushes and mouthwash cups in the drawer under the sink, you can wash up for a while and go to bed early." Your physique can't be crushed even if it is pressed against me, so don't be restrained when you sleep at night. ”

Shao Zongyan was really unrestrained. How to not mention it when he sleeps at night, when he gets up the next morning, his head is against the tail of the grass carp, and his arm is pressed against the air conditioner quilt on the bed.

When he woke up, he saw that he was also a little embarrassed, so he quickly sat up and apologized to Yan Hanjiang, and asked him with concern if his tail had been pressed. Yan Hanjiang lifted the small quilt, sat up and shook his tail up and down, and waved his hand lightly: "It's okay." ”

Anyway, it was pressed through the quilt, and it pressed a little fin, and his face was quite soft...... The hair is also quite soft, slippery on the body, and there is nothing uncomfortable.

He nestled his tail to smooth the dorsal fin and tail fin, asked for half a toothpick to pull his hair, cleaned himself up, and beckoned to Shao Daochang: "Sit down, look at me carefully, and I'll tell you the optimal efficiency method of exhaling aura." ”

Whether it is human cultivation or demon cultivation, the basis of cultivation is to breathe and breathe in the spiritual energy, and use the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to transform one's body. Whether or not this step is mastered well determines the speed of a person's cultivation in the future and the length of the cultivation path.

If you can intercept sixty percent of each breath of spiritual energy you absorb, and others use more efficient methods to intercept eighty percent, then over time, your speed of building a foundation, forming a pill, and transforming a baby will be dozens or hundreds of years slower than that of people. After arriving at Yuanying, you no longer rely entirely on absorbing aura, but at that time, your life is approaching, and you are only three or four hundred years old, and you have a lot of time to improve, and in the end you can only fall in the middle, watching others reach the peak of Hedao at a young age.

Got it?

Yan Hanjiang's expression was solemn, his right hand turned into a finger and slapped it on Shao Zongyan's forehead, and punched the 35,000-word quantitative efficiency interception spirit method into his sea of knowledge, and said without resistance: "Today, I will take this paper and copy it for you a few times, and read the book a hundred times, and I will explain it to you in detail if there is a problem." ”

Shao Zongyan closed his eyes and read it seriously, but there were no formulas that he couldn't understand, they were all very detailed and even cumbersome text instructions, introducing which acupoint the aura traveled to, how to flush the acupoint, how to draw qi and wash the marrow, how to build a spiritual canal and spiritual dam in the dantian, and so on. He is also a Taoist priest, although he did not vomit out the true aura before, but the acupuncture points and meridians are all clear, after Yan Hanjiang's guidance came into contact with a trace of Shaoyang Qingqi, he honestly ran step by step, and grinded carefully for a week.

The result of the preliminary communication between the inner and outer heaven and the earth was to cleanse out the dirt and toxins that had accumulated in his body for a long time, and his whole body was soaked with sour sweat, leaving a wet mark on the bed.

Shao Zongyan was so embarrassed that his face turned red, and he quickly stood up and put him on the bedside table with a small pillow, and apologized while cleaning up the wet mattress: "I should have made it on the chair, you see that this sheet and futon are all dirty......"

Yan Hanjiang said generously: "It's okay, there is a spare futon, it's a big deal, I'll buy another bed." It's no wonder that you, anyone who first inhales qi into the body will have this phenomenon, but I was negligent and never told you. ”

It is also because ordinary people have to practice for a month to succeed in attracting qi into the body, and if they are good, they have to try a few times, he just asked Shao Zongyan to familiarize himself with the swallowing process, but he didn't expect him to really succeed.

It is so easy to attract the spirit into the body, but it can not only be explained by having good talent or having the magic weapon of the immortal family, such a person should have great luck, but how he thinks of Shao Zongyan's luck is also mediocre, only the peach blossom luck is slightly prosperous, and it is easy to attract some small troubles.

Could it be that someone stole his gas number?

Yan Xian's long thin eyebrows furrowed, and his little face was stern, and he sat crookedly on the small pillow to sense the change in his luck. Shao Zongyan didn't know anything about it, so he was busy dismantling the bedding, and finally got it easy but found that there was no big basin for washing the bedding in the house, so he bent down and asked Yan Hanjiang: "Brother Yan, where are all the big clothes in your house washed?" I'm afraid that little pool can't be put aside, right? ”

The grass carp spirit blinked, put away the aura at the fingertips, flicked his tail and jumped onto the bag of fabric in his hand as if nothing happened, and stretched out his hand towards the bathroom: "I'll teach you how to use the washing machine first, and then let's go to the study, there are a lot of things to learn today." ”

There's a lot to learn this morning. After learning to use the washing machine, Yan Xianchang led the little Taoist priest who had just entered the modern era into the study, and let him see the fastest way to understand the world - the computer. He sat on the mouse, his hands propped on either side of the fishtail, his loose tail fins snapping on the keyboard, and he demanded very strictly: "Memorize the letters and numbers on this keyboard!" ”

Shao Zongyan sat at the computer desk, his eyes only followed the jumping tail fin, and he was reluctant to move his eyes to the keyboard a few times. Fortunately, he has practiced drawing since he was a child, and the boy has played well, and these simple things with only a few strokes can be remembered casually, and the little grass carp spirit jumped on the keyboard and pointed it out to let him read, and it was not wrong to pronounce a key.

Rote memorization of the keyboard and fingering, Yan Hanjiang taught him how to open the computer, click on the web page, and then leaned on the small but powerful tail to jump on the keyboard, personally lying on the keyboard letter by letter press, searching out the "Primary School Mathematics Textbook (People's Education Edition)" reads;.

The avenue leads to the sky, but there must be a cornerstone before you can build a ladder, and you can first get rid of blindness according to the standards of modern society, so that you can better cultivate immortals.

Since then, Shao Daochang has lived under Master Yan in the morning and evening, taking care of the room full of fish and three meals, and building a mathematical system while adapting to simplified Chinese characters during the day. The set of 500 questions on the basic knowledge of cultivating immortals sent by Qing Jing was used as bedtime reading, and when he went to bed at night, he touched the jade slip and read a few "Spiritual Qi Composition of Illusion", "How to Use Divine Consciousness to Calibrate the Angle of Magic", "The Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility of Spiritual Intelligence", etc., and soon fell into a deep sleep without dreams.

Time flies, time flies. The full days passed quickly, and finally one day, Yan Hanjiang only had the last reserve fish left in his house, and the side dishes such as bean sprouts, lettuce, bean skin, enoki mushrooms, and small celery in the refrigerator were also eaten cleanly.

The fish was only less than three catties, and there was only a small plate of meat after removing the head, tail, and bones, and there was no vegetables, Shao Zongyan was afraid that it would not be enough to eat, so he gave the meat to Yan Hanjiang as much as possible, and he turned out a bag of flour from the cupboard, beat it into a paste with the eggs, and spread out a large plate of thin egg cakes.

The quiche was thinly spread out, soft in the heart, and the circle on the edge of the edge was crispy. The cakes are divided into sweet and salty two kinds, and when they are served, they are hot and fragrant, and you can eat a few pieces of food without just eating. Yan Hanjiang, a fish lover, couldn't hold back, and tasted two pieces.

After eating all the fish and nibbling on the cake, Yan Xianchang, who was the head of the family, stood up with his tail against the bottom of the bowl, grabbed Shao Zongyan's fingers with both hands, and said in a deep and irreversible manner: "Take out the small fish tank, and I will take you to the market to buy in the afternoon!" ”

Shao Daochang was caught by him and his heart trembled, and he couldn't refuse this request, so he reluctantly agreed.

It's cold now. Although he is a person in the fairy road who is not afraid of the cold, he also changed his coat and scarf according to the weather, and also brought a pair of sunglasses to cover his face, carrying a life bag in his left hand and a small round fish tank with lace in his right hand, and walked towards the first step of understanding the world in depth.

The palm-sized grass carp swims nimbly in the tank, surfacing from time to time, pointing out how to look at the traffic lights; how to cross the street; how to use an ATM; how to refuse a beauty salon employee who stuffs a business card on the side of the road; How can you tell if the person walking straight towards him in a suit on the road is selling insurance or real estate......

This time it was a little inaccurate, because the one who came straight to Shao Zongyan neither sold insurance nor handed out leaflets, but touched the fish tank as soon as he got started, staring at his face with undisguised eyes: "This fish is good, where did you buy it?" I also like to raise fish, I want to buy a few to raise, do you want to give me this one, I will pay a high price......"

The hand that touched the fish tank swam along the edge of the tank, and when he was about to touch Shao Zongyan's hand, he was pulled in front of him by his left hand, pulled down his sunglasses and glanced at it casually, and said: "Your guest is dark red in the fish, and there are many island patterns at this end of the career line, and I am afraid that this year's new year is a little unfavorable." Have you made a few small fortunes recently? Do you have something with water at home? Water can attract wealth, but it can't occupy an auspicious position, otherwise there is a danger of flooding. ”

The man was so flustered by what he said that he didn't buy the fish, and he didn't touch his hands, so he respectfully took out the money and asked the master to help him resolve it.

Shao Daochang was compassionate, only symbolically took a few pieces of money from him, and pointed out the indoor feng shui layout and sprinkled it away. The figure of the fairy was ethereal, disappeared from the man's sight like a glimpse, and turned into the small alley where the vegetable market was located.

"Superior!" The man was completely impressed by his light skills, and shouted to the teacher and the master, but he didn't catch up after a few steps, so he had to turn around regretfully and go back to tell people this urban legend.

After entering the market and buying 50 catties of rice, 10 big fish, 2 catties of mutton, and a bag of various vegetables, Shao Daochang thought with pride in supporting his family: It seems that his old job is still good.