June 6, 2 p.m

"Hey, hey, hey~ Then let's chat happily today~" Haruhi Suzumiya said excitedly with one foot on the long table, and there was sparse applause under the backstage, for these "illegal" clubs that have nothing to do every day and just sit in the ministry and chat about idle days and spare money, it's the same everywhere they chat, and it's happier when there are more people chatting, isn't it?

(But) the people around can't help but carefully look at Chong who sits at the bottom of a person.,As we all know, Chong is a very busy person.,In this school, you're busy managing the discipline department and helping the teachers.,And the courses in other schools are also full.,According to Okazaki Tomo, Chong once complained about his credits and attendance.,Even if every test is A+ level, he has been deducted a lot of credits because of attendance problems.,If this continues, he's likely to face the danger of repeating a grade in some schools., Therefore, although he has joined many clubs on the surface, he actually rarely attends club activities, especially in this kind of useless idle chatting activities

"Do you want me to carry this pot?" Hikiya Hachiman said helplessly

"Anyway, I don't carry it" The three-day moonlit night sky shook off the pot very calmly

"I don't know anything," the angel Mao turned his head away

"Enough, we're not having a dumping meeting," Ah Xuan complained calmly

"~~~" So the three of them immediately toner drum gold, although Chong is a member of their club, but they will not carry this big casserole well

"How long are you going to talk" Chong, who obviously knew that he was not in harmony here, took the lead and said, he didn't want to come here originally, but apparently Hiratsuka's patience is limited (her wallet also has a bottom, isn't it normal to come and have some fun when she has no money) In order to prevent his national score from losing half, he can only participate in more club activities in these days

"There's no degree to people talking, but we'll be able to leave before the school bell rings" Arikawa Ji of the women's clothing department is very confident for some reason, maybe because of the change. Let's get used to it

By the way, since the women's clothing department is mentioned here, the department that sounds very evil from the name is a few more words, the current principal from the former principal, that is, her grandfather, the next school has had three major reforms, the first is to merge with other famous schools, the second is to recruit many new teachers, the third is to rectify the class and set up new school rules, but for some reason, the women's clothing department, the men's public relations department, There are also rumors that once you walk in, you will come to the mysterious society XXX Department of the New World (the following remarks are blocked because of the strict zhòng destruction of social harmony), these three clubs that should be purged from the name have been preserved to this day, not only meet the standard configuration of the club every year (five people, one man and four women are impossible to save in these three departments), and the student union will also distribute high subsidies to them separately, The specific amount of that money is roughly a little less than that of the Idol Department and the Discipline Department (the Ministry of Information has a foundation funding.,No need for student union funding) As for why, it's not clear.,Although it's true that you have to spend a lot of money on dressing up.,But it's not so lenient about it, right?

"So what are you going to talk about?" Xue Xia, who is not strictly idle, asked after closing the book

"Well, let's talk about who is most likely to meet after the financial crisis in Japan in the future, asking for food on the street," Haruhi Suzumiya said

"It's too heavy, hey?!!" Why do you have to start a discussion about classmates going to the street to ask for food?!

"So this topic is scrapped, and who else can come up with a good idea?" Ah Xue asked, and then the people present didn't know what to stir up, although they were usually not boring enough to discuss how to eat croissants and talk for 25 minutes, but they were also improvising every time, and there was never a specific framework to start a topic for them

"You guys are really bored, you can come and discuss the personality of your own members," Chong couldn't stand the atmosphere and said, if you don't speak, you have to stay here for a few hours, who can stand it

"yes, let's start with us!" Haruhi Suzumiya raised his hand and said, "Then we are two men and three women with a non-standard member configuration, do you think there is a lover of your dreams in it~ Rush to answer!" ”

"Didn't we come here hand in hand to find the other half? Do you have to answer?! Hasegawa Kitaka was surprised as he looked at the people around him and looked at himself who was sitting at the top of the SOS group

"Well, then I choose Asahina-senpai," Hasegawa Kitaka could only say casually in desperation, "I think it's as cute as a doll, senpai! ”

"You, why are you making a wolf-like sound, I, I'm glad you complimented me, but, but I don't want to get too close to a boy yet!" Asahina Minoru shrank back in fear

"It's okay, he's just a little excited" Sanri Moon Night Sky smiled, and then the hands and feet under the table were a little more vicious, "Go on, and senior sister, you are really a giant. Milk XX too"

"Woo-ah-ah-ah!!" Asahina fell into a state of sobbing because of the sudden abuse

Then the other women present looked down at their breasts, and then moved away from Hoshina Kashiwazaki and Yui Yui Yubihama

"Can I skip it?" Kyoya Shinomiya silently shrank back

"No~OK"

"I like the minister'!!"

"No one told you to confess?" The male compatriots present complained very calmly

"It's going to be on the side of death" Angel Mao silently kicked it off the chair "Hey, Kasuga, this topic is over like this, there are too few options, I'm afraid there will be some happy plots then"

"Then let's talk about your members, let's start with Hmm, let's start with Megumi-chan, does Megumi-chan have anyone you like?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked with a smile

"I'm sorry, but I haven't liked that kind of thing yet, I just care" Angel Megumi, who is very different from her sister, answered the question with a smile

"It's really~ What about Senior Sister Huang Ziyin?" Turning his attention to the next person

"Well, the person I care about more is the four palaces," she replied after thinking about it

"GJ~Kira~"

"People who worship and share food"

"Wait, I suddenly feel that if this topic continues, it will lead to the tragic plot of going down and then dying," Ah Xu could already imagine a torch thrown at Chong, but it turned out to be the scene of black robes scattered all over the ground and countless corpses of martyrs hanging at the school gate

"Let's not talk about this" Chong was silent for a moment and then silently chose to skip this topic, and when the time comes, he may really reveal some terrible girl's secret

"Speaking of which, I've heard that everyone in the neighboring department has a great rumor," Arikawahime followed Chong's pole and tried to change the subject

"You're embarrassed to say that other people's rumors are amazing," Hasegawa Kitaka said in surprise

"Well, anyway, I'll just say the past one by one" Arikawa Ji tried to smile, "First of all, Hasegawa-san's, no. A good boy and often dyes his hair in order to keep his hairstyle."

"Stain a ghost! I'm just mixed-race, plus the roots of my hair are damaged, and my hair will gradually dry out, which will cause the hair color to change from dark to light!! ”

"Well, Sanriyue-san has a masthoshit"

"I don't know if I'm a transvestite, but I think you might be on the verge of being a transvestite"

"Please don't hit me like that...... Kashiwazaki-san's rumors are very interesting, but I don't know why many people talk about you and Yuuki-san."

"Huh? I don't know about this, why? ”

"I'm sorry, but I don't know the specifics, I just heard that both of you are very photogenic"

"Hmph~Of course~"

"Gao Shan-san, I heard that it is very edible, and does she still have a white and gold-rimmed nun dress?"

"We don't know about this, but I heard that she seems to have a good relationship with Kamijo Dangma over there in the academy city."

"You recognized the wrong person," Chong felt that it was no longer Takayama Maria who was talking about it, but someone else

"Yukimura-san, there are no interesting rumors" silently skipped the Zhixiong science department, the specific reason is understood by everyone, and Hong Ningning is called a "real yàn little expert", she is definitely not a good stubble, thanks to the storage of these two science geniuses, no one has dared to enter the two real yàn rooms for a long time

"I really can't compare with my eldest brother, I really hope to be the same person at the center of the topic as my eldest brother."

"You dye your hair yellow, and then ask the hair dyeer to use three times more hair dye than ordinary people" is worthy of being a complaining expert like Takashi Tsuda, Ah Xu is really a folk master on campus

"Really?"

"you! Be careful of being hit and killed by a nun driving a motorcycle! ”

"Huh?" (The stalk in the new work of the East, the lotus mother who was spread in the group every day during that time drove the picture 23333)

"Then that's the end of today's discussion, we're still busy rectifying the club network" Haruhi Suzumiya suddenly slapped the table and decided, "Okay, go back to your own club and continue chatting, don't worry!" ”

"Why skip us?!" Frost Branch Eighteen said dissatisfied

The three members of the "Dangerous" Ministry of Service rarely thought together

"Because I. . . Enjoy. Huan~Bye-bye~" After Haruhi Suzumiya finished speaking, he really sat directly in front of the computer desk and ignored them

"Then let's go"

"I was going to go back too."

"I'm tired~" So the others immediately got up and planned to leave

"Speaking of which, why didn't the teachers let Chong join our club?" Ah Xuan looked at Chong and hesitated for a long time, not knowing who to go with, and then finally asked after being taken away by Qi Luoluo

"Huh? Ah Xu, do you know the criteria that the teachers gave him to choose a club? Haruhi Suzumiya poked his head out from behind his computer

"The school newspaper said ah,Teacher Hiratsuka said in the office that "whichever club has more problems, send him where",For example, the classical department has a long history but almost no students join every year.,The service department is not enough.,The neighborhood department and the GJ department are all members of the club and are worried about the status gap between the members.,Strictly speaking, it's to let Chong in as a lubricant.,As for the rest, it's purely because it's too dangerous, so let him in to prevent the school from being damaged, right? ”

"You mean our SOS group is a problem society?" Suzumiya Haruhi narrowed his eyes dangerously, "I dare to say it, Ah Xu"

"When I didn't say it," Ah Xu decisively pretended to be dead, and sure enough, Gu Quan and Nagato were very dangerous if they didn't come to the club if they had something

(But Chong is now a celebrity who is very famous all over the world, both powerful and high-status, I don't know how long we can talk to him like this) Ah Xu thought while listening to Haruhi Suzumiya's complaint "Why don't those guys from the debate department come, what's good about playing Danganronpa every day", they don't seem to be people in the same world

(But if you want to say that, then isn't there one here, too) as soon as I saw the Suzumiya Haruhoo, I was relieved, and the people in their community were not normal, except for the machine Qì people, it was estimated that they were already all kinds of dominance

———As long as you're a friend, you don't have to worry about anything else, right?