Chinese artists who work hard in the mature market of Japan are really rare, not to mention the few who have passed away, I feel regretful and sad when I mention it, and now among the star artists who are still active in the entertainment industry, Xu Ruoxuan debuted in Japan, and the way of becoming famous is a bit obscure, everyone knows this, and then He Yundong and Hu Kun, who have played the leading actors in Japanese dramas, but they are also half-purple and not popular in Japan, as for the others, they are basically not famous, and they are very ordinary. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Yue Yue, you are still on a Japanese variety show?"

"Ahh Don't believe it, I'm really on a variety show, I won't lie to you! ”

Seeing Xiao Yueyue's sincere face, Sha Bei couldn't believe it, walked over and pinched him east and west, attacked his stomach with his fingers, and asked with a smile, "Do you understand Japanese?" Can you communicate with Japanese people? ”

Xiao Yueyue argued: "Let me tell you, the four homework of cross talk, learning to sing, we say that the best thing for people in cross talk is language learning, I am particularly talented in language, before I went to Tokyo with my master, I strengthened the assault for 10 days, and I took down the Japanese, and I spoke it fluently!" ”

This cowhide is blown big, Sha Bei doesn't believe it, He Jiong doesn't believe it either, He Jiong walks over: "Yue Yue, do you really know how to speak Japanese?" Come on, come on, give us a piece of the scene? ”

Xiao Yueyue pulled Yang An over: "Just say it, but I want to partner with Brother Yang." ”

Seeing Xiao Yueyue coming over to pull himself, Yang An only glanced at him, and knew what he wanted to do, Xiao Yueyue wanted to let himself partner with him temporarily and have a cross talk joke.

As an excellent host who can catch anything, Yang An certainly can't instigate it, but he first threw out a burden before speaking, and refused with a smile: "Don't make trouble, Yue Yue, you don't even have a beginner's Chinese certificate, what Japanese do you learn?" We are both illiterate, in fact, there is no shame in being illiterate, really, there is no need to deliberately put gold on your face, everyone knows what level you are. ”

The smile on Xiao Yueyue's face instantly froze, and the laughter around him continued, these guys who talk about cross talk like to use the stalks of primary school students, Yang An likes to use them, and Xiao Yueyue is too, when he uses them himself, it is super funny, and it is also funny to dismantle other people's platforms.

Syllable!

Xiao Yueyue patted Yang An's shoulder, bumped him again, and said coquettishly: "Brother, you hate ~~ How do you hold it?" ”

Yang An suddenly realized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it turns out that I was a joke, haha, I forgot!" Let's do it all over again...... Ahem...... Wow Yueyue, you can actually speak Japanese? Come on, come on, say a few words to everyone! ”

Hahaha......

These two guys, once they enter the state of talking cross talk, even if they have never cooperated before, they can cooperate seamlessly, and everyone laughs.

Xiao Yueyue rolled up his sleeves and said proudly: "Okay, then I'll just say a few words of standard Japanese." Alas, do you know Japanese? ”

Yang An shook his head and said: "Of course I don't understand Japanese, don't people don't accept me, they think my foreign language level is low." ”

Xiao Yueyue let out a sigh: "That's the best!" ”

Yang An reacted and said unhappily: "Hey! What is the best? So you're going to get me, aren't you? I don't know how you speak, but there are experts behind me, and Mr. He knows nine foreign languages, including Japanese. ”

He Jiong snorted and laughed, why did he point to his head?

Xiao Yueyue said stupidly: "How dare I get you, I mean if you don't know Japanese, I can explain it to you later." ”

Yang An suddenly realized: "So that's the case, I misunderstood you." Come on Yue Yue, say your standard Japanese, Mr. He, you all listen carefully and listen to what this guy has to say. ”

Everyone held back their laughter, only to see Xiao Yueyue standing up straight, coughing lightly, concentrating, with a serious expression, and said, "You take one, I will take two, and he will take one!" Where to dig potatoes, potatoes to dig on the outskirts, dig a sack? Hi dig a sack! ”

Burst!

He Jiong was already laughing, hiding in the crowd behind him, lying on Shabei's shoulder and trembling with laughter, of course he understands Japanese, Xiao Yueyue, this Nima is nonsense, it is not a Japanese sentence at all.

It's just that Xiao Yueyue scrambled all the tones of Chinese Chinese characters, the words are still those words, but the tone is completely wrong, his tone is completely imitated by the Japanese when they speak, at first glance, it is quite foolish, and those who don't understand it can't be heard.

But Sha Bei understood a small part, his mouth turned into an O-shape in surprise, he looked at Xiao Yueyue's direction in a daze, and couldn't say a word, his heart said Xiao Yueyue is too, this burden is really good!

Although the others couldn't understand this "Japanese", they knew that it was quite a nonsense sentence when they saw He Jiong's reaction, and they all laughed and applauded.

Yang An also held back a smile, his task of praise was not over, he said: "Can you translate sentence by sentence?" ”

Xiao Yueyue translated, explaining sentence by sentence: "At the beginning of the month, my master and I went to Tokyo for cultural exchanges, and the foreign side invited us to eat a buffet, the restaurant is too luxurious, the decoration is too beautiful, and the food is also rich, including all kinds of sashimi, sushi, seafood, chicken, duck, fish and meat, among which there is a favorite of mine, stewed potatoes!" ”

Hahaha!

This beating sex!

There are so many delicious Japanese foods, it is difficult to go out of the country once, your uncle doesn't eat anything, and he loves stewed potatoes the most?

Not only that, Xiao Yueyue also emphasized: "I love stewed potatoes the most, I salivate when I see it, and I also prefer to eat it with mustard." ”

A serious nonsense, Xiao Yueyue is so funny, making the audience laugh, and Yang An, who was laughing, also shook his head in admiration, and gave a thumbs up and said: "Yue Yue, it's the first time I've heard of your heavy taste today, stewed potatoes dipped in mustard, you really know how to eat." ”

Xiao Yueyue smiled and smacked Yang An's shoulder proudly: "I'm not bad, right?" Not only do I love potatoes, but my brother also loves them, and my master also loves them, so we took a few potatoes each, and I said to my brother, you take one, I take two, the master and his old man have a lot of food, he takes three, this first sentence of Japanese comes, you take one, I take two, he takes two, he takes ......"

The auditorium was full of laughter, and Yang An asked again, "What about the rest?" ”

Xiao Yueyue was serious: "My senior brother asked, where to dig the potatoes, I replied to him, the suburbs of potatoes to dig, he asked if there were many potatoes, what is the yield, is it 'a sack', I said, 'Hey, dig a sack'!" ”

Yang An showed a surprised expression, and after being stunned, he was convinced again and again: "This is your standard Japanese!" Ah, it's amazing, it's a lot of knowledge! ”

Xiao Yueyue arched his hand, very proud: "Be polite, I am fortunate to be praised by you!" ”

You come and go, I tease you, a Chinese version of the Japanese dialogue, make the people around laugh.

After the two happily teased everyone, He Jiong smiled and asked, "Yue Yue, even if you know Japanese, you haven't told everyone yet, what is the name of the variety show you are on?" ”

Xiao Yueyue patted his chest and said proudly: "I'm on Japan's most popular variety show "Moonlight Night"! How's that, isn't it shocking? Do you think I'm amazing? Hahahaha~ Hurry up and worship me, I should be the first star in China to be on "Moonlight Night"! ”

Everyone on the stage was indeed taken aback, as top hosts, artists, and producers in the variety show industry, they are certainly no strangers to this Japanese variety show.

Seeing that most of the audience were talking to each other, Yang An introduced: "Maybe there are many friends in the audience who don't know what type of show this show is, I think it is necessary to popularize it a little." This show is different from our domestic competitive variety shows and idol variety shows, there are only two hosts, no guests, and VCR is mainly broadcast. There are multiple topics in each issue, such as 'the sentence you hate to hear the most', or "is the tofu brain sweet or salty", the program team took to the streets to interview ordinary Japanese people, and the various funny remarks of passers-by, coupled with the sharp complaints of the two hosts, are important highlights of the success of this late-night show. ”

Xiao Yueyue began to eat hands again, very proud: "I heard that the ratings of the last few episodes have exceeded 10%, will I become a household name in Japan overnight?" Hahahaha~~~"

Hearing Xiao Yueyue's laughter, everyone applauded and booed him.

Yang An was curious: "Yue Yue, I'm really curious about what you can do in this show?" Are you a passerby being interviewed? But you don't speak Japanese, how do you communicate with Japanese people? ”

He Jiong also came over: "Yue Yue, although for foreigners all over the world who study Japanese, the program "Moonlight Night" is a must-see program to understand Japanese customs and culture, but you are a Chinese cross talk actor, I really can't imagine the significance of your participation in this show." ”

Shabei said impatiently: "Just like him, he is definitely a passerby, and he is a passerby who can't even speak Japanese clearly, and he doesn't take more than 3 seconds to be on camera!" ”

Xiao Yueyue was anxious, and argued with his neck: "I obviously went on for fifteen seconds, and I read out the first part of "Announcing the Name of the Dish"!" ”

Wow!

The audience laughed wildly and applauded in unison, no one expected that Xiao Yueyue would speak Chinese "Newspaper Dish Name" on Japan's hottest variety show? The world is crazy, isn't it?

Yang An really believed, the director team of this show has opened their brains, has flown to the sky, what strange topics can be found, and the host Matsuko got the top position in the influence list of Japanese artists last year, the poisonous critic is born, this kind of Japanese late-night variety show does everything, what is it to find Chinese to read a "newspaper name"?

Yang An asked, "What was the topic of the interview with you?" ”

Xiao Yueyue thought about it and said a little embarrassed: "What is the most difficult tongue twister you will have, in fact, I will be more difficult, "Report the Name of the Dish" is just more famous." ”

Yang An almost collapsed: "People ask you to say tongue twisters, and you recite "Report the Name of the Dish" to others...... I'm really convinced of you, Yue Yue! ”

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ps: Shi Shengjie, Shi Fukuan, classic cross talk "Learn Japanese" (to be continued.) )