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PS: In the past, cross talk actors ran around the country, and it was very hard.

Cross talk actors are also people, and they also have to eat, first say something nice to the audience for free, sing some colored songs, take advantage of the praise, make everyone laugh, first hook up with the audience, and then take out the plate from his arms, and say to the audience watching around, "Uncle appreciate it".

Writing books is also a craft, and like cross talk, it is also a kind of service industry.

To say that there is dignity is a little bit of literati arrogance, and you have to be high.

It's not dignified, because you still have to bend down and bow your head, and ask your parents for living expenses from your parents around you......

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Really, there is no other way to live, without subscription, I can't even survive, how can I continue to write?

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The following is a spliced content

"Happy Comedian" is recording the latest episode of the show.

It was Yang An's turn to talk to Li Yue about cross talk. The two of them worked directly for a long time, and the audience laughed at the beginning.

Hearing that Yang An had learned a new song, Li became more and more interested: "Yo! Do you know how to sing at the beginning? Why don't you give us a paragraph? ”

The 500 spectators cheered and shouted, "Come on!" ”

Yang An twisted. Rolled up his cuffs and said, "Good! Today, this big move is about to be released, just sing it, this little song is called "The Story of the West Chamber"! ”

Li Yue was anxious: ""The Legend of the West Chamber" is still called the opening song?" It takes an hour to finish singing. The audience dozed off! ”

The audience laughed, there are countless later recreated versions of "The Legend of the West Chamber", and there is too much content that can be played. I just don't know what this version of Yang An sings is.

Yang An said: "Don't worry, I'll only sing a small part of it, called "Five Watches"!" Where is the applause? ”

Ooh~~

The audience cheered and gave applause to Yang An, everyone had only heard Yang An sing pop songs, and they had never heard the opening song of cross talk, and they all cheered up. fraction

Yang An cleared his throat and began to sing: "This Zhang Xiucai in the first watch jumped over the pink wall." Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, yo, jump over, jump over, you jumped over in vain! ”

The audience burst into laughter!

Thunderous applause!

Everyone in the lounge was dumbfounded.

Yang Anzhen sings? It's so nice to sing!

It doesn't matter if the melody is good, who is called Yang An or a singer and songwriter!

But let's listen to the lyrics, in a watch, Zhang Xiucai, jump over the wall and meet Yingying, I'll go! What does this mean? Who can tell them what this is about? Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying's tryst! There are also five watches!

"No, it won't! Brother Yang, he actually sang such a little song? Ma Xin couldn't believe his ears!

Xiao Dongbei laughed so hard that he fell on the sofa and couldn't sit up: "Ouch my mother...... I really convinced him...... No, I gasped with laughter...... I can't breathe......"

Jin Dabao grinned, laughed, and applauded: "I like this!" Keep singing, sing until the fifth watch! ”

The audience laughed endlessly, Li Yue grabbed Yang An, and asked cautiously: "This is "The Five Watches of the West Chamber"? ”

Yang An looked serious: "That's right! Everyone has watched "The Legend of the West Chamber", right? The four famous ancient Chinese classics, I love to read! ”

Four Masterpieces...... Don't make a fuss, okay? Is there a story of the West Chamber? The audience's faces hurt with laughter.

Li Yue was angry: "You don't want me!" The four famous novels do not have the West Chamber! And what are you singing about? Zhang Xiu is Zhang Sheng? Is the warbler Cui Yingying? ”

Yang An was even more puzzled: "That's right! The hero and heroine of the West Chamber, where did I sing it wrong? Audience friends, you are commenting, am I singing wrong? ”

That's right!

The audience coaxed, and Li Yue also stood up and stopped him: "Okay, okay!" Keep singing! Anyway, if the content is wrong, the director will cut you with a click! ”

Yang An slapped Li Yue: "What are you talking nonsense!" I've cut you with a click! It's as if "The Legend of the West Chamber" can't be sung! Friends, is the Legend of the West Chamber a banned book? ”

Audience: "No! ”

Yang An asked rhetorically, "Then can I sing?" ”

"I can sing!"

The audience cheered again, and everyone listened happily.

Yang An continued to sing: "This Zhang Xiucai in the second watch, put Yingying in his arms, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, yes, hold in your arms, hold in your arms, you are in your arms for nothing." Zhang Xiucai, who was in the third watch, took off his gown, and Yingying said that the little slave was originally a chaste daughter, so take it off, take it off, take it off, you took it off for nothing. ”

Li Yue hurriedly interrupted: "Don't take off your gown!" ”

Yang An stopped singing, and he didn't resist, so he swept the five hundred audience with his eyes, and as expected, the five hundred warriors shouted in unison: "Keep singing!" ”

Yang An spread his hands and was extremely proud: "Listen to the voices of the masses!" Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch, take off her pants, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing. Okay, this is called "Zhang Sheng's Five Watches", the singing is not good, don't laugh everyone! ”

Li Yue reacted and immediately shouted, "That's not right! ”

Hahahaha......

The audience laughed, and they all laughed forward and backward, Yang An, do you want to be so funny? You're funny! Trouble five watches? You're obviously only four better, isn't it!

Li Yue stretched out four fingers: "Fourth watch, everyone heard it, this is just the fourth watch!" Isn't that right, everybody? ”

The audience shouted: "Yes! ”

Li Yue rolled up his sleeves and said, "There is also a fifth watch!" I took off my pants in the front, and I'll see how you sing the fifth shift in the back! ”

Yang An asked, "Really singing?" ”

Li Yue pushed him: "Nonsense! Everyone is waiting, hurry up and sing! ”

Yang An sighed: "No, unless the user who watches the pirated version goes to the starting point to see the genuine version, the author has no money to eat, and he can't let me sing the five watches!" ”

The two bowed: "I implore all book friends to move, go to the starting point Chinese network, read genuine books, I thank you both!" The fifth watch will naturally be sent! ”

The audience applauded thunderously!

"Come on, send a flower basket!"

"Reward Brother Yang!"

"Must be subscribed throughout the process~"

The audience was moved, tears fell down, and they expressed their support!

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I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you!

I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you!

I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you!

I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you!

I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you!

I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you!

I hope you can support genuine reading, thank you!

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Zhang Xiucai in the first watch jumped over the pink wall. Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, yo, jump over, jump over, you jumped over in vain!

Zhang Xiucai, the second watch, hugged Yingying in his arms, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, yes, hold in your arms, hold in your arms, you are in your arms in vain.

Zhang Xiucai, who was in the third watch, took off his gown, and Yingying said that the little slave was originally a chaste daughter, so take it off, take it off, take it off, you took it off for nothing.

Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch, take off her pants, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing.

In the fifth watch, this Zhang Xiucai, la, la Make up the word count

Well, this is called Zhang Sheng's five watches! (To be continued.) )

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