"Today, Heavenly Court implemented the latest ban, which stipulates that online artists are prohibited from falling in love, and violators will be hidden."

"Guanyin, the head of the Jade Girl, released the latest single "Great Compassion Mantra", which is another masterpiece of her three years after her absence from the music industry......"

"The box office of legendary director Taishang Laojun's latest fantasy masterpiece "Turning Hu into Buddha" exceeded 300 million."

The love affair between the singer Dongfang Chongen and the supermodel Nine-Tailed Fox Fairy was kicked out, the Jade Emperor was furious and announced that the two would be hidden, all the songs of Dongfang Chongen were removed from the shelves, and the nine-tailed fox fairy was not allowed to appear in any show. It is reported that Dongfang Chongen and Guanyin and other five people are known as the five elders of the five parties, and they have a remarkable status in the music world. ”

"The concert of the Four Heavenly Kings of Folk Songs was very popular, and the solo pipa version of "Dongsheng Shenzhou" by the Heavenly King of the Kingdom was amazing."

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Whatareyou?

What is this? When did Guanyin become the head of the Jade Girl? How did Taishang Laojun become a big director? And why is the nine-tailed fox king a supermodel? Aren't the Four Heavenly Kings Andy Lau, when did he become the king of the country?

The gods, Buddhas and ghosts in "Journey to the West", why did they become big stars?

I must have drunk too much and fell asleep with the TV on, and the TV must be playing the 86 version of Journey to the West.

Summer vacation, understand.

If you drink too much wine, the whole person will be easily confused.

It must be, I'm not awake yet.

He was about to roll over and fall asleep, but was awakened by a knock on the door.

"Hey! Are the people inside okay, I can't hold it anymore! ”

"What's the noise?! Still don't let people sleep? He yelled back unkindly.

"Sleep on you XXX, this is the toilet, you have to sleep and go home to sleep."

Wait a minute?! Lavatory? He woke up in an instant, the dilapidated toilet, the cramped cubicle, the wooden board of the cubicle was full of rice medicine, the phone number of the gun, and a few pieces of information about the perspective of card skills.

Did I really fall asleep on the toilet?

I was a dignified superstar, and I actually fell asleep on the toilet, which was going to be photographed by the paparazzi, and I couldn't make the headlines.

A spirited climbed up and opened the door of the cubicle, and the blonde tattooed boy waiting outside the door burst out of his mouth and rushed in eagerly, followed by a pouring of sound, which was called a hearty dripping.

After all, he is the emperor superstar who eats with his face, washes his hands, habitually glances in the mirror, and pulls his hair a few times with a five-tooth nail palladium.

The other party was dressed in tight leopard print, big smoky makeup, and short blond hair stood on end.

There is no shortage of imitators for idols of my level.

Imitate like, then imitate. It's not like imitation, that's called smearing! The emperor superstar is also a little grumpy!

"Hey, boy, I'll sue you, why do you dare to learn from me again......"

He turned around, and there was no one around.

Not before, back, left, right, or left.

He took a step back, and the man stepped back incredulously......

That's yourself.

Although in fact, at the first glance, he understood a little, but intellectually he never dared to believe and accept it.

Did the soul cross over?

Standing in front of the mirror, pointing to yourself in the mirror, your fingers trembled slightly, reading a novel is one thing, and what happened to you is another.

"it!" He punches himself in the mirror, and the image of Kill Matt shatters with the glass.

Yes, his soul crossed.

He tried hard to remember who he was, his name was so vague that he couldn't remember it at all, and only vaguely remembered that he was a superstar, who had been in the entertainment industry for more than ten years, film, television, and song, and had countless fans.

Won awards, slept with supermodels, drove a supercar, lived in a building king, how chic is life?

However, he died and couldn't even remember how he died.

And so immortally crossed over to a killer Matt, and the soul of my Celestial Superstar was actually born in such a shell? And woke up tragically from the toilet of the bar?

The glorious glory of the past, just like that?!

He has a story, and he needs spirits to pay tribute to the beginning of the present tragedy.

Coming out of the bathroom, I went straight to the bar, ordered a glass of spirits, and gradually calmed down, when I couldn't resist, I tried to enjoy it, although I didn't like my current body, but I didn't completely die, didn't I?

After figuring it out, the whole person felt much more comfortable, and unconsciously swayed with the music.

"Hey, little brother, ask me, what song is this, why haven't you heard it?" Don't ask me why the world speaks Chinese, I don't know!

The bartender concentrates on making the latest learned cocktails without lifting an eyelid. "The new title song of Guanyin, the head of the Jade Girl, "Great Compassion". After speaking, he hummed a few words along with the music.

"Oh." He was bored, asking casually, purely without anything to say, and when he reacted, he hurriedly asked, "Whose new song?" ”

"The head of the jade girl, Guanyin!" The bartender only thought the music was too loud for him to hear, and shouted at him.

His face turned white all of a sudden, and the voices in his head flashed again.

……

"Guanyin, the head of the Jade Girl, released the latest single "Great Compassion Mantra", which is another masterpiece of her three years after leaving the music industry......"

"The box office of the famous director Taishang Laojun's latest fantasy masterpiece "Turning Hu into Buddha" exceeded 300 million."

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"You...... Do you know Taishang Laojun? "He doesn't give up.

"What are you teasing me, I especially want to know the big director Taishang Laojun, why am I still working as a bartender here, I have already become a star, and I sleep with a female star every day...... Hey, guest, what's wrong, why are you slapping yourself? ”

He shook his mouth so hard that he could wake up from his hallucination.

And then the egg!

He didn't give up, turned over the mobile phone on his body, the mobile phone logo is a gourd, at first glance, it is Apple's copycat machine, open the search engine, and the logo shows "Qianxun".

Chihiro? Copycat Baidu? This teenager is a copycat recycling bin.

With such a slander in my heart, the ominous premonition became stronger and stronger.

Quickly enter Stephen Chow's "Mermaid" ......

"Sorry, can't find what you're searching for, please reduce the qualifications.

A chill down the spine.

"Jacky Cheung......" "I'm sorry ......"

"Chow Yun-fat ......" "I'm sorry ......"

"American ......" "Sorry ......"

"Earth ......" "Sorry ......"

Stunned at the phone, gritted his teeth, and typed in Guanyin......

"Guanyin attended the Xiniu Hezhou Charity Night to speak out for the left-behind children."

"Guanyin's latest title song "Great Compassion" swept the major charts and topped it for three consecutive weeks."

"The star charity list of the four continents was released, and Guanyin became the 'first charity' with a charity fund of 7.5 million."

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I don't know how many news about Guanyin on the Internet, Shoushan, the head of the jade girl, and the star of the three lives...... Wait a minute.

Guanyin is very beautiful, so beautiful that it is suffocating, but fortunately, she is not like the Bodhisattva in the temple, but more like Lin Qingxia in her previous life in terms of temperament.

Is it just the same name?

Then, he searched for several familiar "Journey to the West" characters.

"Kung fu superstar Shakyamuni held a retirement press conference, announcing that after "Turning Hu into Buddha", he officially retired behind the scenes and concentrated on managing Tianzhu Lingshan Entertainment Company."

Shakyamuni is no longer a tall and majestic image of the Buddha, but a mature and steady middle-aged man.

"Li Jing, a major in the main theme film, plays the role of a general again."

Li Jing has a bit of Zhang Fengyi's feelings.

"Little Heavenly King Erlang God bought a 10 million mansion at the mouth of the Guanjiang River, and he is suspicious of the gold house."

Erlang is handsome, and there is wood? Does the male god have wood? It's a copy of my past life. Well, Erlang God doesn't have three eyes.

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