Chapter Ninety-Two: Friendship in the Farce
"Excuse me, is there a shortage of real guinea pigs here? The kind of fat that is thick and asks for massage? Suddenly, a familiar voice came from behind the crowd.
I saw Sun Jiashi walking over with a few lunch boxes, bypassing the onlookers, walking to Xin Xiaotian's side, frowning and whispering, "What's wrong?" β
"It's not a big deal, it's just that there's a 'knower' who is talking to us." Xin Xiaotian said it quite lightly.
However, Ke Yiwan looked like she had blown up.
"The two of you, one is fatter than the other, and you are still in the weight loss business, and you are not convinced at all, do you? How about it, do you dare to find someone to try on the spot, and see who dares to let you be a test subject? The boy continued to confront Ke Yiwan.
"Okay, just me, how about it?" Sun Jiashi carefully placed the lunch box on the table and said to the boy with a smile.
"What do you do? What did they find temporarily? If the slimming massage really works, why are you still so fat? "Boys don't save face at all when they talk.
Everyone was looking at Sun Jiashi at this time, and as soon as the boy's words came out, half of them nodded secretly, because Sun Jiashi's body shape was the most important among all the people present at the moment.
Seeing that the scene was becoming more and more discordant, the girl began to try to stop her boyfriend, while saying kind words to Xin Xiaotian and saying sorry:
I really didn't expect this to be the case, when I talked about it the day before yesterday, he was very opposed, but today I didn't say I disagreed, but I had to come with me to have a look, I said I came by the way to work, and I didn't need him to accompany me. He didn't follow, and ran downstairs to the company at noon to wait for me, but as a result, I didn't expect him to make a fuss like this, which really caused you trouble, I'm sorry, I'm sorry......
What kind of person is this, or is it just a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship, interfering with this kind of process?
And looking at his personality, and the way he looks at problems, it is also strange enough.
"You're still talking to them? You say you buy cosmetics for thousands of dollars a year. Get another membership. said that it was two or three hundred a month, but how much money did it get in a year? How old are you, and you have learned to live a little bit, otherwise you won't even be able to raise children when you get married. The boy turned his head and counted his girlfriend down.
"All the money I spend is my own money, okay? And it didn't cost you a penny. And for you to read. I'm working hard right now. I have to subsidize you every month, what's wrong with me being happy to spend some money?! The girl was on the verge of crying.
There were two girls next to her who finally couldn't stand it anymore and pulled her aside to comfort her.
The boy doesn't care about his girlfriend. Continue to attack and provoke Xin Xiaotian and them with the posture of a defender to fight the wicked.
"This classmate, you're almost done, I'm also a graduate student, what's so strange about this, I'm not a seller of vegetables and soy sauce now.
"The ancients often said that academic qualifications are like pants, just know that you have them, don't always take them out and shake them on the street, so I never mention them, and my classmates, who are also doctors from famous schools, are very low-key."
Sun Jiashi joined the battle group silently and with a smile.
The boy was counter-killed, and his face immediately turned a little red, but in an instant, he returned to normal, and said a little fiercely: "I won't talk to you about anything else, let's talk about this slimming massage first, how long do you say it will take to see the effect, and you can see the effect?" You can find someone now, try it on the spot, and I have time, I can come over and measure the number once a day and see if what you say works! β
Sun Jiashi was about to answer, but Ke Yiwan rushed to say:
"Okay, didn't you just say we were fat? You just take me as a reference, measure it now, you measure it every day, and see how much I can lose in a month! Also, I came after May Day, and it didn't take long for me to lose weight, so I look fat now, but it will be different after a month or two! I am willing to be a model, a sample for you to measure, and I am confident that I can prove that our business is effective! β
Ke Yiwan originally had some intention of coping with Xin Xiaotian these days, but she was forced by Xin Xiaotian's pressure and nagging, so she insisted on running every day, accepting Xin Xiaotian's all-round arrangements, eating vegetables and drinking juice, wearing shapewear and wiping body milk, and being pinched by Xin Xiaotian's whole body every two days.
At this time, she was suddenly aroused by this boy's fighting spirit, yes, it is the fighting spirit, she has the appearance of competing with this boy, and she made up her mind in her heart that she must lose weight well.
And Sun Jiashi also smiled and said: "And me, the ready-made fat man is here, how do you want to measure it?" β
"You're all quite confident, why didn't you reduce it before, and now it's a live-action advertisement?" The boy is like a fighting that is fighting vigorously.
"Didn't I say it all just now, this tall girl only came to help in the past few days, and I'm just a vegetable supplier, and I occasionally carry takeaways. It's only been long since I've known her, and besides, there is a difference between men and women, not relatives, how can I be embarrassed to let my girls touch my whole body? β
Sun Jiashi was not in a hurry or impatient, and calmly joked.
The crowd of people watching the excitement listened and laughed.
The boy seemed to think seriously and weighed it, and then said to Ke Yiwan: "Forget it, this is a public place, although you look like a female man, but after all, you are a girl, forget it in broad daylight, there is no need to demonstrate on you, you go back and slowly reduce it behind closed doors, I will just measure your number." "Boys are really straight enough to talk.
Then, he pointed at Sun Jiashi, turned his head to Xin Xiaotian, and said in a commanding tone: "Come, that's him, you demonstrate it on the spot, and you don't need to massage the whole body, if you feel inconvenient and the number of people is not good-looking, you just take his part to demonstrate, such as one arm, I just want to see, how do you massage?" It's just to let everyone see if your fingering is fooling people! β
Xin Xiaotian and the three of them glanced at each other, and they all said that they were speechless about this person, but there was no way, how passers-by were watching, they couldn't go up and cover the boy's mouth, let him stop shouting, and it was impossible to cover the boy with a sack, and directly tied it up and threw it into the field, although that was the coolest, but it was not okay to do that...... Therefore, in this situation, you can only demonstrate on the spot, and you must prove yourself.
"By the way, if any of you have a soft ruler, I want to measure the exact number jΓΉ." After the boy pointed to Sun Jiashi, he looked around at the crowd of onlookers and asked who had a soft ruler.
"I've got it here." Among the onlookers, there was really a girl, in line with the pleasant attitude of watching the excitement and not being too troublesome, she turned out a soft ruler from her bag.
However, it is also possible that she is just out of pure kindness, or she happens to have an extra soft ruler in her bag, and she is worried that there is no one to give.
"Thank you, I'll return it to you when I'm done, look at how good this girl is, she knows how to carry tools with her." The boy still speaks so strangely.
So the onlookers watched this reality show with very mixed feelings.
The boy first persuaded an eldest sister in the crowd to help, measured Ke Yiwan's body circumference, including arms and thighs, and asked Xin Xiaotian for paper and pen, and wrote down these numbers.
Then the boy pointed to Sun Jiashi again and said, "It's time for him to come down, come, let's all watch." β
Sun Jiashi looked at Xin Xiaotian and said with a smile: "Hehe, I took the initiative to dedicate myself to your career, and you must thank me when you go back." β
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