The original owner is a crooked god, so the number of fans on Weibo is still considerable, but how much money can you earn just by being an anchor singer on crooked? Xiao He urgently needs to move to a better place to live. He thought he wouldn't be afraid of the house he rented before, but at the third watch in the middle of the night, he was scared to death. The haunted house can't afford to hurt.

So he thinks it's good to go back to his old job, be an Internet celebrity chef on the Internet, and sell vegetables.

The first time you post something delicious on the Internet, it's better not to post it too difficult, and it must be fried chicken delicious, which most people like.

Xiao He took out his blood book and bought dozens of hairy crabs back, washed them, put them in a pot and boiled them with water, and put a small spoonful of salt, he thought it was salty and delicious. I put condiments such as green onion and ginger, star anise, and Sichuan pepper, and a few spoonfuls of fragrant liquor.

Cover the pot, and soon, the hairy crab will be cooked fresh and fragrant, and it will taste delicious.

Xiao He took out the hairy crab, served it with a small bowl of vinegar, green onions, ginger and garlic, and then carved a few beautiful flowers with radishes, pears and the like on the plate and placed them. Finally, I took out my mobile phone and took more than a dozen beautiful photos before I sat down and picked up a hairy crab and dipped it in vinegar to relieve my hunger.

The thick crab paste is kissing the tip of the tongue, the thick/thick/dense crab roe and crab oil are clinging to the lips and teeth, and the fresh breath unique to seafood is aftertasted in the mouth.

After eating one, Xiao He licked his fingers unwillingly. He is so poor now, it is better to eat less and take it out. But it was so delicious, so I ate another one, one more.

When Qi Xia came over, Xiao He was already eating the fourth. It's really not his gluttony, it's so delicious.

Xiao He poured a small piece of vinegar for Qi Xia, Qi Xia also wanted to add some chili oil, Xiao He poured him chili oil, and helped him lift the crab shell, and said with a smile on his face: "Look at how good the crabs I picked, all of them are too strong, they are all crab roe, and there is oil."

The golden crab roe, the white cotton/silk crab paste, the yellow/colored, fragrant crab oil, quietly looked at Qi Xia shyly and timidly in the crab shell, as if to say: "Come and eat people, people are delicious——(ˊωˋ*)——"

It does look very appetizing, Qi Xia picked up a piece with chopsticks, dipped it in vinegar and chili oil, and gently put it in his mouth......

(òωó-)！！！ It's delicious!

Qi Xia picked up a large piece of crab roe and crab paste with vinegar with chopsticks and put it in his mouth. Then I broke the crab open, took out the middle intestine, and then went to eat the crab roe there. The crab meat is also delicious, white and tender, not to mention how fragrant it is when eaten with a little vinegar. At the end of eating, the vinegar in Qi Xia Xiaodie's fruit was almost gone, and because she had eaten it with vinegar just now, a thick layer of yellow crab oil was on it.

Xiao He wanted to take the dish and pour it, wash it, and pour a little new vinegar.

Qi Xia stopped him, and then silently drank the dish of vinegar residue with crab oil.

Xiao He: ......

It's so pitiful, what has become of hunger? How long has it been since I've eaten like this? Xiao He quietly put a few more big ones on Qi Xia's plate.

Qi Xia, Qi Xia didn't speak, and after looking at Xiao He, he said, "...... Thank you. ”

Xiao He raised his head and smiled brightly: "It's okay."

In the afternoon of the same day, Qi Xia and Xiao He solved seven or eight hairy crabs together, and they stopped eating until their mouths hurt. For the sake of beauty, Xiao He only took a photo before eating crabs, he repaired the picture, and quietly selected a few photos that he thought were the best and most appetizing and posted them on the Internet, and at the same time accompanied by a few cute words, and @ Qi Xia. Originally, he wanted to sell the hairy crabs, but after thinking about it carefully, he started to post small advertisements just after he was about to embark on the road of Internet celebrity chef, which is not good.

Qi Xia didn't break his promise, after Xiao He @ him, he forwarded and replied, and also took a picture of the hairy crab he ate and only the residue was left at the end. And the caption: "It's delicious." Don't blame him for talking less, he really only has such a feeling after eating. I didn't think of the problem boy who fought with someone on the rooftop last time (?). There is such a good cooking.

Qi Xia's fans looked confused, what happened to their male god? Male god, your painting style is wrong, isn't it? Male god, have you been stolen?

#男神你还好吗? ＃

#大闸蟹请给我留一盆#

#只有我注意到男神的手了吗? , why are the hands of the male god so good-looking(*-′╰╯'-)-#

Qi Xia's Weibo was on the top of the hot search, and many people clicked in to see which god made the food and conquered even the cold male god.

clicked on the person's Weibo and looked at it, and wanted to scold his mother every minute. Hey, hey, hey, the male god is my eyes are wrong, or are you having the wrong sense of taste, how do you think this blogger is a simple anchor singer, right? The space is full of music, and occasionally there will be some movies or something, but it doesn't look like a chef's Weibo.

#宝宝受到了惊吓. ＃

#男神已经穷得要靠广告费过日子了吗? ＃

#公公发现男神不是他亲生的, so you don't give the male god pocket money? ＃

Hey, upstairs, you're too big of a brain.

Many people sprayed under the hot search, saying that Qi Xia didn't know how much money he had received from others, and he advertised for others. Some people even said that this anchor singer was taken care of/raised by Qi Xia, Qi Xia was her good friend's ex-boyfriend, and this anchor robbed Qi Xia. And this woman is very sassy in school because she is beautiful, whether it is classmates or teachers, she is also seen being picked up by a middle-aged bald old man in a luxury car.

Those black fans who sprayed Xiao He are the mistresses who robbed other people's boyfriends, they are really just misogyny and deep well ice for no reason. Some of them didn't even click on Xiao He's Weibo to read it, they didn't even know what his name was, and they didn't even know if he was a man or a woman. When I saw the two words of the anchor, I splashed dirty water with all kinds of associations. In the end, some people still believed these remarks, if it weren't for Xiao He's singing on the crooked, I'm afraid that many people would really believe the black material said by those so-called "girlfriends". It's so simple to frame a girl, Xiao He was amazed, it's really hard for a girl.

Although there are still people who say dirty words such as he being fostered after knowing that Xiao He is a man, but because Xiao He is a man, not many people believe this kind of talk at all. On the contrary, those who heard it still thought they were joking, and they also thought that Xiao He and Qi Xia were very cute for CP.

However, the effect is still very good, Xiao He's fans are rising gradually, and hundreds of thousands of fans have risen in one day. The fans who used to be the anchor singers were stunned.

#男神这是要火的节奏吗? ＃

#男神要改行了吗? The baby was frightened#

#以后难道要直播怎么吃大闸蟹吗? I feel so cruel when I think about it, I beg not to be abused#

#求不虐, the heart is not good, and I can't stand the stimulation. If Brother Crane eats hairy crabs live in the future, I will cry#

In the end, in order to comfort the original owner's fans, Xiao He posted a Weibo, half-truthfully saying that he went to the New West to learn cooking, and in the future, he would sing and gnaw chicken legs on Crooked every day.

The young fans of the original owner received 10,000 points of violence, and they all said that if Brother He ate chicken legs live broadcast, they would ...... Report Brother Crane for spreading obscene/obscene information! ——(——ω——-)-Sauce sauce

After Xiao He finished teasing the little fans, he packed the hairy crabs and let Qi Xia take them back. Qi Xia was embarrassed, he felt that he didn't help much, so he left a few more before he was willing to leave. In his heart, he secretly promised that he would definitely cover this kid in the future. Delicious hairy crab = ̄ω ̄= I'm coming~

Not long after Qi Xia left, the doorbell rang again, Xiao He thought Qi Xia was back again, and hurriedly ran over to open the door: "Who?"

Standing outside were the parents of the original owner, and their faces were full of anger, as if the original owner owed them money.

Xiao He guessed that they were here to ask for money and wanted to send them away. Even if it's child support, he won't give a penny, he is still underage, they are healthy, and they are in the prime of life, why can they lie in bed every day and squander the original owner's hard-earned money? Sorry, one gambler/ghost, three ticket passengers, and a daughter-in-law for the original owner's cousin? Hehe, who raised it? Who's the family? Counting on the original owner to be a minor? It's such a big face. Anyway, he has thick skin, he is not afraid of trouble, he is underage, who is he afraid of?

Xiao He wanted to close the door so that they couldn't come in, but who knew that the original owner's father was ruthless and directly stretched out his hand, Xiao He hurriedly controlled the door, so that the door did not clamp him.

Xiao He could see that this person didn't want anything for money.

"Clamp, clamp hard, kill your labor." When the original owner saw the door open, he quickly kicked the door open, afraid that the door would be closed again. The rotten door of the dilapidated house rented by Xiao He trembled pitifully.

And Xiao He's mother rolled directly on the ground, crying wolf: "Ah, I'm not alive, my son is looking forward to my death." I'm a son of a bitch, what's the point of living? I'm going to die. The son is not filial, he wants to kill his parents, which family's children are like this? What kind of sin did I create to give birth to this animal/animal? I don't even want my parents anymore, why didn't God come to thunder and kill him. ”

The people in the corridor probed their heads to see the excitement, laughing and whispering in the corner. It's so boring to live, and now it's fun to watch.

Xiao He went back to the house, picked up the piggy bank of the original owner, and walked over. When he opened the jar and pointed it at the head of the original owner's father, he threw the coin in his face. The original owner's father dodged, and the wolf was incessant, so Xiao He threw the coins in the jar at him. After shaking it off, Xiao He smashed the jar at their feet, his eyes were cold: "Isn't it cool to be smashed by money?"

"That's it, you didn't sell me too much, take it and get out."

The original owner's father was so angry that he wanted to come up and beat Xiao He, but he was too afraid to move by Xiao He's cold gaze. And the mother of the original owner said in a trembling tone, "Is it really only that? Your uncle is not in good health, your eldest cousin and second cousin still have to marry a daughter-in-law, and they want to buy a house in the city, but they have no money. Hehe, do you have anything left? You should be pitiful and poor mother, okay? ”