It is better to be happy alone than to be happy in all. In the same way, when a person is struggling, the most pleasant thing is that a large group of people are struggling.

The hosts of "RM" are obviously synonymous with hard work, and they finally made a large-scale special under the influence of temporary workers, doubling the ratings. The next day, he was slapped in the face, and the show was actually suspended.

On Monday's filming day, Lin Dong, who had been depressed at home for a day, was about to drive to the crew to mix box lunches, but received the news that the show was suspended and the filming was changed to a dinner party.

Looking at Liu Zaishi with a sad face, Lin Dong, who was unscrupulous and hurtful, suddenly felt much more comfortable, "Brother Shi, if there is anything unhappy, say it to make everyone happy." ”

"Fuck off. You're a temporary VJ, you're a cow, okay?! Liu Zaishi turned his head and drank the stuffy wine, too lazy to talk to Lin Dong.

"I just wanted to ask why it was off the air." Of course, Lin Dong has no pressure as a temporary worker, he came to the "RM" crew purely for interest, just an entertainment project.

HaHa pointed at Song Joong Ki, then clinked glasses with Yoo Jae-seok and drank sullen wine together. These two are actually true love, after all, they have been filming "Infinite Challenge" together for several years.

Lin Dong was completely confused, what happened to the suspension of the broadcast of the beautiful man Song Joong Ki? It can't be that the beautiful man hooked up with a high-level daughter and wife or something, and was manipulated, right? Lin Dong made up some sitcoms that were inappropriate for children. "Joong-ki, did you do something bad and hurt everyone?"

"What? Beware of me suing you for slander. Song Joong Ki was frightened by Lin Dong's funny conjecture, and turned around and punched Lin Dong in the shoulder. Although Joong Ki Oba has a tender face, he was actually born in 85, and he is the same age as Lee Kwang-so and Lin Dong.

After making a fortune with Lin Dong, Ping and Gary recognized Dong Ge's God of Wealth attribute, which was naturally the rhythm of a good friend for a lifetime, and hurriedly jumped out to solve his doubts, "HaHa is not referring to Zhong Ji, but the baseball uniform he is wearing." The reason for the suspension was to broadcast the playoffs of the baseball league. ”

Baseball's status in Kimchi Country is really a bit of a bull, and the school uniforms of college students are all baseball uniforms, which is enough to explain everything. Song Joong Ki has been graduating for several years but always wears baseball clothes and is tender, in such a sad day, isn't this dress a slap in the face?

"Cut, isn't it just one or two episodes off the air, how can it be like the show is going to be cut in half?"

"Finally, the ratings hit a new high, and if you can't continue to maintain the ratings, then the previous efforts will be in vain! Got it?! Liu Zaishi slapped the wine glass on the table, and he actually got angry, which is quite rare.

The abnormal Liu Dashen startled everyone, and hurriedly said something to comfort him, it was too scary for an honest person to lose his temper. It has been three months since "RM" was launched, but the ratings have been below 10%, and even fell to 6%, which may be cut at any time.

(There are only three major TV stations in Kimchi Country, and "RM" airs on Sunday prime time, and the single-digit ratings are absolutely failing.) ）

Yesterday he earned a vote with Lin Dong, and Gary is now a bit of a good brother. Seeing that Lin Dong was deflated, Gary immediately jumped out to solve the siege and changed the topic: "Brother Zhong Guo, did the sales of yesterday's new song come out?" ”

"The statistics at 12 o'clock at noon are more than 200,000 downloads, and the level of clicks is quite good." Kim Jong Kook said lightly, but the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned unconsciously, and he pretended to be B completely unqualified.

"Wow wow. You sent Brother Zhong Guo, you are going to send it. The younger brother HaHa jumped out to congratulate him for the first time, "The sound source of my album has only been downloaded hundreds of thousands of times over the years. ”

"Cut!"

"Phew!"

"Brother, don't you lose your appetite, okay?"

Everyone complained for a while, HaHa was originally a male hip-hop singer group debuted, and the group flew solo on the street; Playing reggae music, the result is sharper in the streets. Isn't it humiliating to compare your results with Kim Jong Kook at this time.

Too lazy to care about their complaining and bickering, Lin Dong, who was short of money and couldn't fly, immediately calculated like a computer, the cost of downloading was 600 won, the cost of clicking online was 60 won, the ratio of downloads and clicks was about 1:10, a total of 200,000 downloads, and a total of 240 million won in revenue from music sources.

Because it is self-produced and self-sold, there is no brokerage company share, so Lin Dong is as high as 20%, and Kim Jong Kook also has 15%, which is much higher than the regular market price. Then Lin Dong got 48 million won, and this is only the result of last night's announcement to noon, a mere 12 hours.

Wow, not only is Kim Jong Kook going to be released, but Dong Ge is almost time to get out of poverty. After this song, it can be divided into hundreds of millions of won. The scandal hype really has a bad effect.

"How much is the number of downloads? A CD can be downloaded up to 30 times, and my brother used to be a man with millions of CD sales. How many downloads do you calculate? Kim Jong Kook choked people to death as soon as he spoke, and the heroes also mentioned the courage of the year.

"Eh~ Don't pretend to be Brother Zhong Guo, your last album CD sales were only more than 20,000, and "My-Destiny" is much better than your last album."

"Millions of sales are all in the last century, okay, and now the album efficiency of Girls' Generation is only two or three hundred thousand."

"That's right, the singer share of CD sales is only one or two points, and it's not that you make money by selling more, or the music source income is reliable."

……

Naturally, everyone complained again.

"In short, all the consumption tonight will be paid by Zhong Guo, do you have any opinions? It's useless to have, so it's decided. Big Brother Chi Shizhen made a concluding speech.

When Lee Kwang-so heard this, he immediately perked up, "How about changing places to eat and eating Korean beef?" What the hell is here, what is so delicious about roasting pig intestines! ”

Although kimchi people don't like to eat animal offal, children from poor backgrounds are not so particular, and most of the hosts of "RM" are poor children. Only Lee Kwang-so is special, although the company in his family is not particularly rich, but he is also a rich second generation, so he naturally does not like to eat pig offal.

"If you don't want to eat, get out!" Peace and Gary can't be peaceful anymore, it has completely exploded, and it can't be done if it doesn't explode, this grilled sausage restaurant is opened by Gary.

"I was wrong, Nene was wrong. I'll eat, I'll eat now......" Lee Kwang-so substituted himself into the capricious betrayer role all the time in order to improve his variety show ability.

"Okay, there's no place anywhere now, so it's nice to be able to sit down and eat and drink in your own store."

Lin Dong touched his nose, a little embarrassed. This Chinese National Day is celebrated in the country of kimchi, and tourists are paying tribute to Seoul's popular restaurants. The "RM" people originally wanted to go to the "Funny Artist Canteen" 678 barbecue restaurant, but that restaurant has now been developed into a tourist attraction.

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Counting Lin Dong, a total of nine people who entered the mess, the topic was inevitably a little messy, and the conversation was messy.

Everyone has long been accustomed to recording shows on Monday nights, and now they are suddenly put on the, and they really don't know how to pass the long night except for chatting.

"Help me catch Lin Dong, tonight's dinner and supper and singing K sweat and sweat are all mine." In a daze, Kim Jong Kook suddenly pulled his throat, and everyone including Lin Dong was startled.

"Okay."

"Deal."

Lin Dong was eating grilled sausages, and before he could react, he was caught between his hands and feet by a group of people, "This, this, Jin Zhongguo, you are too insidious." ”

"Hey, hey, I've been waiting for this time for a long time. Aren't you running fast? Now I'm running. "Kim Jong Kook is much smarter than before after the last mess.

Lin Dong looked left and right, all of them were acquaintances, and he wanted to exert his strength at this time, but he was afraid of hurting them, so he had to admit it, "Brother Zhong Guo, those news reports or anything are none of my business." ”

Kim Jong Kook turned a deaf ear and didn't give Lin Dong a chance to fool at all. "Do any of you know which woman Lin Dong is in a relationship with? I also want to give him a taste of being secretly photographed intimately misplaced. ”

The target of the scandal is Yoon Eun-hye, but in the end, it leads to the fierce woman Lee Hyo-ri. Kim Jong Kook is now angry and wants to settle accounts with Lin Dong. It's just that Lin Dong is not easy to deal with, and corporal punishment or anything is completely meaningless. So I came up with a way to return the other body in the other way, and also gave him an intimate photo to play.

"Soya, he usually hangs out with Soya." The faithful little brother HaHa was the first to speak.

"Bang!" A fist knock on HaHa's head.

The audience looked at Haha with a sympathetic face, who do you say is bad, do you have to say soya? That's the relatives of the Golden Tiger, okay?

"The one who sees the most is Ji Hyo Nuna, right?" Lee Kwang-so is really a man who is favored by the god of variety shows, and he can't wait to jump out and die.

"Yikes!" Sure enough, bad Ji Xiao came to the world, and it was an inhumane fat beating to Lee Kwang-so.

Kim Jong Kook, who made the suggestion, was also dumbfounded, "Lin Dong seems to be hiding very deeply, and he has never seen his female friends." ”

"Flip through his phone, call the girl's name when he sees it, and see who will lead the person, how about it?" Song Joong Ki, a beautiful man, made a vicious suggestion.

"No, no, I've covered all the consumption tonight, please let it go!" Lin Dong was coaxed, so cowardly that he couldn't coax anymore.

"Wowhaha, judging by his reaction, he should have hit the nail on the head, so let's do it. I'll leave it to you, Joong-ki. ”

The mobile phone in 2010, the screen lock was really weak, and there were basic wooden things like password gestures. Song Joong Ki easily turned on Lin Dong's mobile phone and turned on the hands-free.

"The phone you made is off!"

"Who is this stupid woman? Why should it be shut down? Song Joong Ki looked depressed, according to his experience of flirting with girls, this name is very intimate at first glance.

Lin Dong breathed a sigh of relief and thanked the bastard crew of "My Little Black Dress" who always shoots at night.

"Go ahead and see what else is there." The masses coaxed, and the most fun thing when filming a variety show was to play a phone call, and there were many surprises.

"Okay, try dialing this, foodie." Song Joong Ki dialed the number of the foodie again.

“bo-peep-bo-peep……”

"Uncle, have you brought back the specialties of Jeju Island?" The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon didn't say anything, he just wanted to eat.

The host of "RM" looked at each other. As the name suggests, he is really a foodie, and if he is called "uncle", it is estimated that his age does not match.

"I'm sorry for the mistake." Song Joong Ki, an expert in flirting girls, knew that he was looking for the wrong person as soon as he heard this tone, so he hung up the phone with a snap.

“IU？ I don't think I need to fight this. ”

"Oh, it's impossible. Skip skip skip. ”

Everyone knows IU, and we all know the roots. The little cute thing that is underage and just red, even if he is blind, he will not hook up with Lin Dong.

"Chubby? This nickname is reliable, and it must have a lot to do with it. ”