Chapter 283: I'm afraid of trouble
Director Dong Shilei was very unhappy. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
There are two reasons why he is unhappy: first, he lost a lot of money in the "fist fight" at Qimeng Villa last night, so much that it can make him feel pain.
Second, it's time for Chang Yu to play, but this kid is nowhere to be found, and he is missing! called, no one answered, called, no one answered.
Dong Shilei paced back and forth, his face darker than the bottom of the pot.
The comrades automatically kept a safe distance and were silent.
Tian Daiqing's child leaned over and whispered: "Brother Liu, Chang Yu said that he was going to the toilet, why didn't he pinch it?" ”
Since someone said that they would accept her into the studio, Tian Daiqing took the initiative to change her words, it doesn't matter if this change is made, several newcomer actors are calling her brother, the younger ones are just fine, and the older ones are also coaxing.
Yang Liu said: "How do I know? ”
Tian Daiqing "poofed" and said: "It's snowing, the ground is slippery, don't go to the toilet anymore......"
Yang Liu said: "Uh, you're really boring! ”
Tian Daiqing said: "Hehe, if Chang Yu doesn't come back, he has to change the show this morning, right?" ”
Yang Liu said: "I don't need to be in the morning, with my understanding of Director Dong, I don't need twenty minutes, I have to change it immediately." ”
Tian Daiqing said: "Really? ”
Yang Liu said: "Director Dong seems to be slow, but in fact, he is still in a hurry most of the time, but he is always in a hurry......
As soon as the words fell, a person walked into the field!
Well, still covering his face......
Immediately, a worker shouted, "Hey! Who are you? How did you get in? Dare to trespass anywhere! Get out of here! ”
The man said: "Don't, I'm often ......"
Hearing this, the first person to jump up was Dong Shilei, who roared angrily: "Chang Yu! Punctuality is the most basic character of a man! You used to do well, but what's going on now? Don't me, you're going to help the old lady cross the street......"
Chang Yu was anxious, let go and said, "You listen to my explanation......"
Dong Shilei stared at his face in a daze, and said, "Uh...... You don't have to explain...... I can see that! Poor little pot friend, you fell really badly......"
I saw that the corners of this handsome guy's eyes were blue and his lips were swollen, and he looked like a pig's head!
How dare Chang Yu say that it was a fight? I had to get down the slope and laugh dryly.
When everyone saw his miserable condition, they covered their mouths one after another!
"Snort!" "Hee-hee!" "Haha" "Oops......"
Dong Shilei said: "Anyway, your role is almost over, don't worry, slowly raise your face, and make up the filming in the future...... What are you doing in a daze, go to the hospital! ”
Chang Yu covered his face again and said, "Hey! Thank you! ”
Director Dong Shilei waved his hand, and the whole crew quickly moved, changing the costumes that should be changed, changing the makeup that should be changed, and preparing to put into the filming of the next scene.
Yang Liu didn't need to toss, he had nothing to do, holding a teacup and drinking water.
Chang Yu approached, baring his teeth.
Yang Liu held back a smile: "Fighting with someone, right?" ”
Chang Yu was surprised: "How do you know? ”
Yang Liu said: "Hey, I'm an expert...... If you really want to fall like this...... You should have been disfigured a long time ago......"
Chang Yu said: "Hmph! You told me to 'go after whoever I like,' and I went! ”
Yang Liu was taken aback and said, "What? You hurt ...... Fan Bingbing beaten? ”
Chang Yu said: "Ahem, how can it be...... It's Zhang Han! ”
Yang Liu was relieved, and then sarcastically said: "I remember who was still bragging in front of me at dinner, saying that he had won the boxing 'Golden Glove' award...... Hmph......"
Chang Yu said aggrievedly: "Didn't brag! I've won a boxing championship! But...... I later searched the Internet again, and Zhang Han ...... He is the first place in the Governor's Boxing performance routine......"
Yang Liu laughed and said, "You should have thought of it a long time ago...... Their "Sword Flowers and Fireworks Rain" movie belongs to costume martial arts films, how could the main actors not be ...... in two hits"
Chang Yu suddenly grinned and said, "Hey, actually, I didn't lose either!" ”
His grin can hurt himself to death.
Yang Liu said with black lines on his head: "Did you win the co-authorship?" What a disappointment! Bad people live for a thousand years! ”
Chang Yu said: "Hey...... I'm a crew with you, and I can't turn my elbows out...... I didn't lose, and he didn't win...... It's a tie at best! ”
Yang Liu said with interest: "It's boring......"
This person doesn't know what kind of mentality he has, and all he fantasizes about in his head is the picture of the two of them living and dying.
Chang Yu said: "Then I'll go to the hospital to see the injury first, and you can sit down!" ”
Yang Liu said: "Well, goodbye...... Walk carefully and pay attention to the intact face over there......"
Chang Yu slipped on the soles of his feet and almost fell to his death.
He finally turned around and said seriously: "Actually, in the end, I still won!" ”
Yang Liu said: "Are you sick?" Didn't you just say that it was a tie? ”
Chang Yu smiled evilly: "I broke the ...... Zhang Han's nose was blue and his face was swollen...... The younger brother has basically completed his role...... But if he can't continue filming, it will be tragic! His wounds...... Makeup is not good...... Hahaha......"
Belch......
Well, both are kids!
The actor fights in private, which is a "secret that cannot be said", and Zhang Han's excuse can only be "the soles of his feet slipped and fell"......
Yang Liu's role today is very simple.
One word, bitterness.
In the morning, he was photographed selling mutton skewers at the school gate and was chased by security guards;
In the afternoon, he was photographed selling mutton skewers in the small vegetable market and was chased by the city management;
At night, he was photographed selling lamb skewers at an ice rink and was chased by thugs......
walked a marathon and grilled dozens of catties of meat skewers, but director Dong Shilei finally said that as long as he used a minute-long shot......
Nima! The soul is light! Yang Liu vomited three liters of blood in an instant, and couldn't help but have the intention of killing people!
It only takes a minute! -5 degrees Celsius, you toss your buddies all day......
"Woo ......"
Sitting in the car back, the mobile phone suddenly vibrate.
Yang Liu's expression was very strange, he coughed, handed the phone to Tian Daiqing beside him, and said, "Just say that you are my new assistant...... I'm not ...... something."
When other celebrities are filming, they sit in a car alone, but Yang Liu's filming is like taking a bus, and everyone is there.
Tian Daiqing said: "Hey! Hush...... Everyone, be quiet...... Mr. Yang has a phone call that is inconvenient to answer......"
The friends all kept their mouths shut.
Tian Daiqing looked at the names flashing on the screen, and she was shocked and said, "Ah! I'll go! Fan Bingbing: Hey! O great god! Idol......"
Everyone's eyes looked at Yang Liu, and they all became very weird and obscene......
Belch......
Well, at the beginning, "Yang Bing" was in love, and it was also popular for a while!
Yang Liu said angrily: "Starting tomorrow...... You all fuck off, don't rub my car again...... Don't look at Tian Daiqing, including you......"
It seems that this child will have to stay away from her in the future, and she will not be able to keep secrets, and if she learns to tell nonsense again, then she will have to do it?
Tian Daiqing said in an unusually gentle voice: "Miss Bingbing, hey, I'm new...... Hello, yes, yes...... Teacher Yang is not there...... Hmmm......"
In just a few tens of seconds, she hung up.
Yang Liu said cautiously: "She didn't say anything, did she?" ”
Tian Daiqing said: "It's said! ”
Yang Liu said: "What? ”
Tian Daiqing said with a smile: "People say that if you don't call back tonight, then she will come to you in person tomorrow...... also said that the crew is on the outskirts of Beijing anyway, and it is close to ......"
Belch! The willow scalp is numb.
What else is she looking for me for? Do you suspect that Zhang Han was beaten by his buddies? It shouldn't be!
The friends coaxed one after another, their faces were ambiguous/ambiguous, and they were noisy, like 100,000 crows.
Yang Liu said angrily: "Stop!" ”
"Squeak!"
The driver is Yang Liu's person, only listen to him, say stop, and immediately step on it!
Tian Daiqing stammered: "Teacher Yang, what are you doing here?" ”
Yang Liu said with a straight face: "Go down and take the bus behind!" My head is blown up by you, I need a quiet space......"
Tian Daiqing said honestly: "Hey! ”
Yang belongs to her future boss, and he has a golden job, so he can't be offended!
Among the friends, the famous "poisonous tongue" Xiao Li picked up a sentence jokingly: "Teacher Yang, you need a quiet space, who are you going to whisper to?" We understand! Understand...... Who doesn't have a secret......"
The corners of Yang Liu's eyes twitched: "Do you know how you died in your previous life?" ”
Xiao Li said: "Yo, fresh, hey, you can also tell fortunes?" We must be worry-free about food and clothing, and we will die right! ”
Yang Liu said: "No, I'll figure you out...... In my last life, I was a mute, suffocating ......"
Xiao Li: "......"