Late wind rush 5 - fish eating cat explodes

"This kind of fish should taste very delicious, the fish in the groundwater, the water quality is clean!" Lao Zhu took the fish in my hand and sighed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

"It's better not to eat it if you don't know where it came from, what if it's poisonous? Just like the domestic pufferfish? "I reminded Zhu Yong.

"If only it were a pufferfish, it's the best fish! It's not something you can eat at a general price in China! Lao Zhu said to me with a grin.

"Hehe, this kid is right, don't eat and have problems!" Wei Yiyun agrees with me.

"Wouldn't you know if you boiled two fish for cats and dogs!" Lao Zhu thought about it and said to the two of us.

Soon after the head of this fish leaves the water, it can emit a faint blue light, which is not visible unless you look closely. Lao Zhu picked up four fish and scraped them with a scaling tool made of beer bottles, the scales of this fish were very large, as big as a fingernail, dark gray, not so hard, soft.

Lao Zhu really cooked these four fish for cats and dogs to eat, and a few South African mastiffs smelled the taste and did not eat it. The kitten sniffed it and began to bite the fish, and it didn't take long to eat it, and the fish was not big, and there were only some fish bones left.

"Look, it's okay, you're bothered! My Lao Zhu has eaten more fish than you have ever eaten! Zhu Yong's eyes widened and glared at me and Wei Yiyun, "Wei Yiyun, you hurry up and load a few more buckets of fish, and go back and freeze them in the refrigerator!" ā€

Wei Yiyun didn't squeak and went to the mine to load the fish with the bucket again, and Bai Ying and I helped Lao Zhu clean up the fish, scrape the scales and remove the internal organs, and it didn't take long to get the remaining 12 fish ready.

Before Wei Yiyun could come back, the nanny walked back from the village to the shed, and when she saw that we were getting this fish, she rushed up to us to stop, and her mouth was too excited to speak in the local language.

Zhu Yong didn't take it seriously, and was preparing onions, garlic and ginger, so I called him: "Old Zhu, what is your white bone spirit calling you, what do you listen to her excitedly purr?" ā€

Lao Zhu came over and asked the white bone spirit nanny what was going on, and the nanny gestured with her hand as she spoke, meaning that this kind of fish could not be eaten, and if you eat it, your stomach will be bloated to the point of exploding.

"Nonsense, didn't the cat eat it?" Zhu Yong said disapprerovingly, "She said that eating this fish belly will explode!" Laugh to death! ā€

"Lao Zhu, Lao Zhu, look what's wrong with that cat!" I suddenly remembered that the cat searched with his eyes and saw that the cat was rolling in the open space outside, as if it were in pain.

The next thing I see is the scene that I still occasionally dream of, the cat flips on the ground, and the belly bulges into a big bubble, and the belly is stretched open at once, and the whole cat's internal organs and intestines flow out, accompanied by a very miserable cat meow, and the ears of the bark are piercing.

Zhu Yong was so frightened that the kitchen knife in his hand fell, and the handle of the knife was still smashed on his feet, Bai Ying and I were also frightened, it was the first time I had seen such a bloody scene!

I came to my senses first and pushed Zhu Yong: "Old Zhu Lao Zhu, let's throw this fish away quickly!" ā€

Without opening his mouth, Zhu Yong hurriedly packed all the fish, fish scales and internal organs in a bag, picked up a shovel and went outside to bury them in the woods.

I called Wei Yiyun and told him not to bring the fish back, to bury it all by chance, and not to release it into the river!

After a while, the people in the mine came back, and I saw that Lao Wu Lao Cao was still back with a bucket of fish.

"Why did you bring the fish back?" Lao Zhu loudly scolded Lao Wu and Lao Cao.

"What's wrong, Wei Yiyun said you can't eat it, and your old Zhu also said you can't eat it? Isn't this fish good? Lao Wu pointed to the fish and said.

"You've got to look there!" Lao Zhu pointed to the cat's corpse and said to Lao Wu.

Lao Wu and Lao Cao were also frightened by the cat's death, and the fish in their hands fell to the ground.

"Hurry up and find a place to bury this fish! Don't try it after you die! Lao Zhu taught Lao Wu and Lao Cao a lesson.

Wei Ergou approached the cat's corpse very curiously, and poked it with a small wooden stick, the cat's face was hideous and painful, the nails of the four paws were stretched out, and the eyeballs were about to pop out.

"Lao Zhu, the cat has a good relationship with you, and now that it is sacrificed for you, you can bury it!" Wei Ergou turned around and said to Zhu Yong.

Lao Zhu reluctantly used a hair entrainment to load the cat's corpse, and he vomited before he got close!

"Oops, forget it, let the blacks get it! Look at you worthless! Wei Ergou said to Zhu Yong half-jokingly.

Seeing this, the nanny stepped forward to clean up the cat's carcass, buried the cat under the tree in the yard, and the nanny specially made a small circle with stones. Lao Wu Lao Cao carried the fish to the grove and buried it! Wei Ergou instructed the black workers to go to the mine to catch a single fish, and not let go of a single fish, and to catch and bury them all, where they came from, where they came!

"Good boy! What the is this! Lao Li shook his head again and again and said.

"This is probably Hades!" Lao Zhu took a sip of tea, recovered, and began to brag again.

"Hades?" Lao Li sat down and asked.

"Legend has it that there are some secret passages in the human world and in the underworld, and in general, these secret passages are places full of gold and gems." Lao Zhu looked like a cigarette in one hand and a teacup in the other.

When he said this, everyone present was attracted to him, and Wei Ergou asked him: "Do you know this?" Why is it a place of gold and gemstones? What does it have to do with this fish! ā€

"Listen to me. People are greedy and often obsessed with wealth, and this is a place full of gold and precious stones. I heard that people are dead, and they all want to bribe the little ghosts, arrange a good journey, avoid torture, and ask for a good reincarnation. The little ghosts were afraid of Hades' punishment, so they threw the collected things at the entrance of the Hades Palace. Lao Zhu's eyes glanced at us and said in a cold tone.

"And what's the deal with this fish?" Wei Yiyun hurriedly asked.

"Many people, even if they are walking on the way to the Hades Palace, they are still thinking about picking up gold and gems from the ground, and they do not listen to the advice of the little ghost to bend down to pick them up, and it is reported that the Hades Palace is late, and the Hades will turn such people into such fish, and let them swim in the golden area of gems at the entrance, and they will never be reincarnated." Zhu Yong took a puff of cigarette and said, "And whoever wants to eat this kind of fish will eat the deepest greed, and his belly will burst and die!" ā€

"It's the same as the truth, so you were still clamoring to eat just now, so you will know so much?" Wei Yiyun retorted to Zhu Yong disdainfully.

"That's not what I said, that's what the Bone Spirit told me just now." Zhu Yong explained.

", how can there be a Hades imp in Ghana?" Wei Ergou smiled and pointed out the loophole.

"I said the little ghost of Hades, the nanny said the god of death in Ghana, and I said that it is almost the same as being a little ghost of Hades." Zhu Yong hurriedly said.

"It's like I've heard black people tell stories like this before!" Bai Yan whispered, "But I thought it was just a legend, but I didn't expect it to be true." But the black man who told me the story said that in general, if you don't eat this fish, you have withstood the test, and the gold and gems around it are all yours! ā€

"Oh, that's the right statement, haha, it's a good thing!" Wei Ergou hurriedly continued Bai Ying's words, "I feel that if I go to supervise whether the black man has buried all the fish, don't be stupid and steal it, you will be troubled, Wei Yiyun Lao Li, you go and take a look." ā€