Chapter Ninety-Five: The Crown Cast Troupe
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"Boss, it's the re-examination in the afternoon, and the five roles you just mentioned are all important supporting roles. Where are we going to find other actors to interview? Jiang Jiongzhe is really big, and he can't imagine that the boss is more critical than himself, and he killed all the candidates at once.
"I don't need to look for them one by one, I plan to directly find a member of the girl group to fill those five positions. That's a selling point.,The adult version of Lee Hyori is the older generation of the girl group FINKL.,The youth version is a new generation of girl group.,This topic is explosive enough.。 Hahaha, I'm such a genius. Lin Dong was shocked by his great idea again.
"Female, girl group?" Jiang Jiongzhe has the heart to die, let's play a movie, not a music MV shooting, find a singing girl group to act? It's a shame that the boss could come up with such a bad idea. "Boss, let me remind you that the acting skills of the current girl group are not good, even the genuine Girls' Generation."
Jiang Jiongzhe also deliberately emphasized the word genuine, for fear that others would not know that he named the villain Girls' Generation in the movie.
An Bingji also stopped diving, and came out to help: "Lin Dong, making movies is not about making MVs or TV. Movies are all performed on the big screen, and all facial expressions are delicate, which is completely different from the small screen of TV. In Girls' Generation, Lin Yuner is a full-time actor, and she is only a mixed TV circle. ”
Jiang Jiongzhe continued to mend the knife, "Yes, yes, yes, and there are a lot of swear words in "Sunshine Sisters", S.M will definitely not agree to Girls' Generation to star. You'd better cancel that girl group starring plan. ”
The two of you keep squeezing Lin Dong with every word you say, for fear that this boss will really go crazy and turn a good literary movie into an idol soap opera.
"Hahaha, how can you mortal minds keep up with the great Lin Dong." Lin Dong said very bullshit, and by the way, he despised the two big directors.
"When did I say I was looking for Girls' Generation to star in a movie? You are stupid yourself, don't bring me to your level. ”
The two big directors looked depressed, and they were slapped in the face countless times in the past half a day, and they were already a little numb. I had to put on the appearance of a good student and wait for the guidance of the master. He almost didn't clasp his fists and salute, and said, "Please advise." ”
"Now there is a girl group on the road to popularity, and although that group is a female singer group, many of them are actors." Lin Dong ate and drank a mouthful of wine and meat, but he didn't say the answer, and sold the guanzi and let the two comic directors guess.
Where does the big director know about the girl group in the music industry, can he know that Girls' Generation is used to spoof, it can only be regarded as a s.m company cow b, and the propaganda work is in place.
"Boss Lin Dong, Lin Da Producer, don't play anymore? I have to retry at three o'clock in the afternoon, and I don't have time for you to play. ”
It was indeed time to rush it, Lin Dong no longer pretended to be b, took out his mobile phone, opened the naver search, took out a photo and handed it over, and said at the same time: "Xian Enjing, the first captain of the T-ARA Crown Regiment, is the short hair style handsome enough." Is it in line with the positioning of the female paper sister? And it is a three-stage black belt in taekwondo, and his skills are definitely enough. ”
The two big directors nodded in unison, they are indeed handsome enough and tough enough. The appearance is indeed 100% in line with the role of the eldest sister of the female Han paper. It's just, "What about her acting and experience?" ”
Lin Dong laughed, thought of Coke, and held his stomach with laughter.
The two big directors looked at each other, this girl's neuropathy is committed again? "Boss, stop playing, let's get down to business."
"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong barely resisted the urge to laugh, "Xian Enjing debuted as a child star actor when she was seven years old in 1995, strictly speaking, you two big directors have to call her senior, hahaha!" ”
This Nima, the routine is too deep, the big director looks embarrassed, and he doesn't dare to ask about Enjing's "senior" anymore. "Let's talk about the other characters."
Lin Dong took back his mobile phone and called up the information of the little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon, "The youth version of Kim Tae-hee, is it qualified to play a school flower?" You dare to say that it's not beautiful, believe it or not, I'm looking for Kim Tae-hee's fans to beat you up? ”
The two big directors don't pay attention to the things in the music industry, and now they are taken aback, when will a young version of Kim Tae-hee come out, is this going against the rhythm of the sky? Kim Tae-hee is recognized as the number one beauty in the kimchi country, who dares to say that she is not beautiful.
Lin Dong didn't wait for the two teases to ask about the little dinosaur's acting skills, and he broke the news, "This year, I starred in the TV series "God of Learning", and starred in the movie "Death 2", which is the middle school flower I played, are these experience acting skills enough to watch?" ”
The two big directors were speechless, both in terms of appearance and acting experience, and they were all defeated by the supporting roles just proposed. The two of them were also completely blown up by the temporary worker Lin Dong.
(The crown group is so against the sky, before the accident in 2012, the results of movies and TV series were quite good.) The Crown Regiment is definitely a gang of actors hidden in the world of music. It's a pity that everything ended in July 2012, and since then, I have gg Smecta and all went home to pick my feet. )
After discussing the two supporting actresses with the heaviest roles, Lin Dong didn't bother to grind, and directly introduced the two big directors who were already confused.
"Park Hyo-min is not too experienced in acting, but he has also had supporting role experience in several TV series and movies. is still from a professional class in Sungkyunkwan, a prestigious school, and his acting skills should not be bad. The most important thing is that she really participated in a children's beauty contest when she was a child, which is very consistent with the supporting role in the movie who thinks about beauty pageants all day long, right? ”
The two big directors couldn't do anything more than nod their heads. Doesn't that character of Ya just describe Park Hyo-min's experience? What a hell of a life.
"Li Juli, take a look, is it beautiful enough? Is it very suitable to play the role of a rebellious female writer with a dual personality, and she used to be a girl rock band, which is definitely in line with the positioning of a literary girl who reverses into a rebellious girl after school? ”
In fact, Li Juli is more suitable for playing the role of the school flower, but Lin Dong is not at ease with her body condition. Li Juli is beautiful, but her body shape is not well managed, and she scares people with fat and thin. And he has similar troubles to Quan Xiaosheng, but he is also too powerful, and the "fierce" god is not suitable to play the school flower.
The two big directors are already foaming at the mouth, and these people came out of nowhere, and they have nothing to say about the positioning of the small team of "Sunshine Sisters".
"Wake up first, it's not finished yet, and there is also a character of a woman with a poisonous tongue. Although the female lead singer of T-Ara has no acting experience, she is an out-and-out chatter in daily life, and it is absolutely no problem to act in her true colors. ”
Lin Dong once again mended the knife on the two big directors and abused them to the core.
All five characters have found the right person perfectly. But Lin Dong is not satisfied, this girl is left with a height of one meter five and eternally fifteen-year-old Quan Baolan, how can this be endured? She must be stuffed into the crew, that's perfect.
"Old ginger. The middle-aged version of the heroine's daughter role, did you arrange the actors? ”
Jiang Jiongzhe looked at Lin Dong vigilantly, what is this girl? Not to mention that all the main supporting roles are arranged, but they actually aim their guns at other characters? How can this work, and why do you need a director to do it?
Jiang Jiongzhe couldn't care about self-pity, jumped up and said: "That's a junior high school student role, don't mess around, stuff a person in his twenties to play a junior high school student, where is this?" ”
Lin Dong searched out the picture of Quan Baolan again and handed it to Lao Jiang Guo, "You look at this face yourself and see it clearly." Don't say it's a junior high school student, it's no problem for you to let her play a primary school student. ”
Quanbaolan, who was born in 86, is so against the sky, obviously the oldest person in the crown group, but it looks like the youngest.
Lao Jiang was still not convinced, and was about to speak out to protest. Lin Dong interrupted first, "And the three generations of Quan Baolan's family are all artists, if you dare to veto her to act." Believe it or not, every day there are seniors who go to smash the glass of your house? ”
Jiang Jiongzhe had no choice but to coax it, the system of seniors and seniors in the Kimchi Country was called a pervert, and he was really afraid that those seniors would come to him if they had nothing to do.
Lin Dong stubbornly stuffed all six members of the crown troupe into the crew of "Sunshine Sisters", plus the previously determined Jeon Hyo-sung, Lee Hyo-ri, Kim Jong-kook, etc., most of the roles in the entire crew were arranged by him single-handedly.
This made the two big directors extremely unhappy, this layman's temporary worker pointed fingers, and he fooled him in a reasonable and legal way, and he couldn't resist at all.
An Bingji himself also has a smartphone, so he picked up his mobile phone and searched for the crown group, and suddenly shouted: "Lin Dong, there are seven people in the crown group." There's no place to stuff the last one, right? ”
"Seven, seven?" Lin Dong looked confused, he forgot the key person who threw the crown group into the abyss in 2012. "Troll" Hua Ying is just a chess piece, and she is essentially a soft girl with a pure character, but Lin Dong is just unhappy.
"Wouldn't it be okay to arrange a small role for her in the villain team without dialogue? Do you have an opinion on that? ”
Female villain, there is no more suitable role for the "troll" Hua Ying than this, Lin Dong once again lamented his wit.
"Everything is your own blind YY, you want to take care of the crown group, have you asked their president's opinion? Have you considered how much you need to be paid? Jiang Jiongzhe was aggrieved for a long time, and finally got up.
A very real problem has smashed all of Lin Dong's fictitious blueprints.
"In short, keep all those characters, give me three days, even if you use money, you must win the crown group. Anyway, the first scenes were filmed in the middle-aged version, and the scenes of the youth version were not filmed so quickly. ”
The domineering president is so capricious, Lin Dong finally thought of such a grand plan, how could he give up so easily.
The crown group T-Ara plays the protagonist of the small team, and fights with the villain team named "Girls' Generation", which is really an infinite reverie.
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