The time difference between Moscow and Novosibirsk is four hours, and Moscow time is four hours behind Novosibirsk time. At noon on Monday, when they all went downstairs for lunch, I dialed Sveta's house, and the bell rang several times before anyone answered, only to hear Sveta ask in a voice that didn't wake up; "Hello, who is it?" I suddenly wanted to play a prank, so I deliberately changed my tone and lowered my voice and said, "It's Santa Claus." "Santa Claus?" Sveta was stunned for a moment, obviously already understanding who it was, but he didn't break it, and asked in a serious voice: "It's not Christmas yet, Santa Claus, you came out so early, are you going to give me a gift in advance?" I held back a smile and said; Yes, what do you want? Svita smiled and said, "Santa Claus, give me a Chinese." I couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Santa Claus gave you the fat man." Svita also laughed along, "Hahaha, you Santa Claus is so bad, I just want that Chinese named Peng." ”

I stopped laughing and asked, "Hello Sveta, when are you home?" Sveta replied, "Hello Peng! Our international column went to Moscow on Friday night, I stayed at a friend's house in Moscow for one night, went shopping with friends on Saturday, and came home on Saturday night, when the time was calculated in Novosibirsk It was only five o'clock in the afternoon, I thought you should not get off work, so I called your office, but no one answered, yesterday Sunday I thought you would not go to work, and there was no phone number at your residence, I wanted to call you after getting up today, but I didn't expect you to call first, how are you? 一qiē都顺lì? I was a little moved in my heart, "Sveta thank you, we got off work early on Saturday, and there was no phone in my dormitory, otherwise I would have called you yesterday." I'm fine, how are you? Did you sleep better? Sveta replied, "Thank you!" I slept much better, I could fall asleep as soon as I lay down, but I would wake up in the middle of the night. I thought for a moment and said, "When you are at home, soak your feet in warm water every night, and when the international train passes through Novosibirsk, if you have time, I can help you with acupuncture." Sveta happily said, "That's great, I'll see you again." I then asked, "How are my friends?" Sveta replied: "Those two friends of yours are now at Lena's house, and they are all very good, but yesterday the fat man was arrested by the police and taken to the police station for half a day." I was taken aback and asked, "What's going on?" The fat man is okay now, right? Sveta replied, "Don't worry, here is Lena, where will happen to your friends." I said, "Sveta, tell me what's going on." Sveta said: "Yesterday at noon, Lena called me to her house for dinner, I had nothing to do in the morning, and I was cooking Chinese food in the kitchen, and I didn't want us to help, so I chatted with Lena and drank tea." The fat man said that he would go out to buy wine when he ran out of wine, and the fat man went out for a long time and didn't come back, so we were a little worried. Lena and I went out to look for it, and the salesperson in the nearby store said that there was a tall and fat Chinese who bought alcohol here, and as soon as I got out of the store, I was taken away by the police car that came over, and Lena and I immediately went to the nearest police station. As soon as she entered the police station and saw the fat man and a group of drunkards locked in an iron cage, Lena became anxious when she saw it, and made a fuss at the police station, asking the police on duty why they arrested her man? There are passports, visas, and tickets, all of which are legal, and those policemen were speechless when asked, so they had to say that they suspected that there was a problem with the fat man's visa, and Lena asked as soon as she heard it, has it been checked for so long? Even if you suspect that there is a problem with the visa, why lock people up with those drunkards? He came on the international train I was on, and there was no problem with entering the country, so why do you say there is a problem? Let's call the Russian embassy in Beijing together and ask if it was a visa that they issued a visa. You have to give me an explanation immediately, or I will go to your police chief and ask him to give me an explanation, and a policeman on duty immediately said that he had just checked and was about to release the person, and now he can take the person away. "I breathed a sigh of relief when I heard this, thinking that the fat man must have been blackmailed by the police and didn't give money, so he was taken to the police station and locked up in an iron cage. I said, "It's okay to be fat, I was also checked by the police the day before yesterday." Sveta asked nervously, "The police didn't do anything to you, did they?" I replied, "It's nothing, it's just that you asked me for 50,000 roubles, and if you don't give me money, you're going to take me somewhere." Sveta sighed and said, "Hey! Since the collapse of our country, the government officials have become more and more **, and the police have become darker, Peng, you have to be careful. I said, "Okay, don't worry, I'll pay attention, what time of day do you have to go through Novosibirsk, which carriage?" Sveta replied: "This Sunday evening at 10:50 to Novosibirsk, still in the same carriage, parking for forty minutes." I said, "Remember, then we'll see you then, I'll call the fat man now." Sveta said, "Okay, Peng, take care." ”

I called Lena's house, and after Lena answered the phone with a brief greeting, Lena asked me if I had called Sveta? Said they mentioned me yesterday, I said I just had a phone call with Sveta, and then I praised Lena for how she was yesterday, Lena smiled and said that she had to protect the fat man, and the police here are too a**. Lena called the fat man over to listen to the phone, and as soon as I heard the fat brother saying hello on the phone, I immediately teased him: "Fat brother, how does it feel to squat in an iron cage?" The fat brother laughed and said: "Dapeng, you kid is heavy on color and light friends, I called the beautiful woman first, and then I remembered my brothers, a few of us talked about you yesterday, I wanted to call you today, brother, how are you?" Accustomed to Novosibirsk these days, right? "I said;" I'm fine, I've adapted to it as soon as I came, I miss you a lot, fat brother, tell me what happened yesterday. The fat man said, "What can he do with his grandmother?" It's not that this group of Russian ** cops want to hack Lao Tzu's money, yesterday morning Lena asked Sveta to come over for lunch together, and I saw that there was no more alcohol so I went to the store to buy it and bought a bottle of vodka and a bottle of wine. I'm also unlucky enough, as soon as I got out of the store, I met a patrol police car, the police got out of the car to check my passport, and after checking the passport, I got in the car, and after getting in the car, the bastard policeman asked me to leave the wine and give him 100,000 rubles, I said I had no money, and as a result, TMD took Lao Tzu to the police station, and when I arrived at the police station, these bastard policemen didn't let go of a fart, and they put Lao Tzu in an iron cage, and there were four or five drunkards in it, and it stinked. One of them, a drunken drunkard, thought I was like him and asked me how much I had drunk. I was so angry and funny, I told him that I hadn't drunk it yet, and as soon as he heard it, he gestured to the police with his finger on his temple (this action in Russia means that there is a problem with the brain), and said that the police are really fucking stupid, and those who drink are caught and those who don't drink, and after speaking, they are about to untie their pants and prepare to pee, and when the police see and pull them out, they will be served with a baton, and the guy will pee his pants and put him back in the iron cage. I really couldn't stand the smell of the iron cage and the smell of urine on that guy's body, and I was ready to call the police to come and give money, when I saw Lena enter the police station, I thought to myself that Lena was not given for nothing, there are these policemen to look at, but after a while, the police released me. I came out to tell Lena that she still had two bottles of wine in the police car, and Lena went into the police station to count the policemen, and the bastard policeman who checked my passport obediently returned the wine to Lena. I laughed out loud when I heard this, "Fat brother, your Lena is really brave enough." The fat brother said: "In Russia, women are all first, Russian men are still somewhat afraid of women, and the police can't do anything about Russian women." Originally, I was legal, and Lena was a gunpowder character, and you didn't even see the bear-like appearance of those policemen who didn't dare to say a word by her, and I was so happy in my heart. "I told me about being blackmailed by the police, and the fat brother said that the Russian police are all virtuous, and the Russian government does not govern them, and we can't do anything about them, so we can only admit bad luck when we encounter them. Lao Chen came over and took the phone in the fat brother's hand and chatted with me for a while, and told me that they would take a plane back to Beijing the day after tomorrow, and after preparing the goods, they would take the international train that Lena was on duty to come over, and asked me what I needed, and they helped me bring it over. The fat brother said next to him, Dapeng has Sveta where does he still use us, Lao Chen smiled and said that he forgot about this. I told them that I would go to see them at the Novosibirsk station and bring them Chinese food, and they happily said yes, and asked me to call Xiao Liu with me when the time came.