The old four-storey shopping mall is scattered with various lattice shops, selling all kinds of "antiques". The nostalgia of the eighties and nineties of the last century is blowing in the face.

Shuttling back and forth among the various shops, Lin Dong searched the terrain while looking for mission props. The process is quite tedious and tedious.

"Lin Dongxi, you're filming a show, not really buying something!" After following the photographer for a while, he couldn't help but remind.

"Uh, is there a difference?" Lin Dong scratched his head, looking puzzled, "Reality show, don't you just do whatever you want?" ”

"You know what you're going to do, but the audience doesn't."

Lin Dong frowned, "Do you want me to talk to myself like a madman?" ”

The photographer put down the machine and patiently explained: "The final broadcast clip must not be silent. Say it yourself, or post-production dubbing. You look at it. ”

"Okay. I'll do it myself, and I won't let you add dubbing. Lin Dong lifted the belt of his trousers and checked the radio equipment, "Audience friends, my name is Lin Dong, and I am preparing to ...... now."

“stop！ Don't be so formal, just talk about your intentions. ”

"Eh, that's too much to ask. Reality show, not real at all! Lin Dong complained twice, and then began to get down to business.

Lin Dong gestured to VJ's camera to take pictures of the people coming and going.

"RM used to be filmed in unmanned shopping malls in the middle of the night; And this time it was around dinner, when the flow of people was at its highest. This phenomenon is very strange, and I am even more sure that there are mysterious guests in this issue, hidden in these people. ”

――

The directors and writers in the backstage monitoring room were full of black lines and were slapped in the face again.

"Did you shoot according to the original plan?"

"Do what you do. No matter how shrewd this kid is, it's useless, and if the eight people in "RM" don't believe him, it shouldn't have much impact on the shooting. Moreover, it is simply too late to adjust the shooting plan. ”

"That's the only way, the writer is busy informing the guests of the admission."

"Inside."

The busy female writer dropped the pen and paper, picked up the hand-held camera, and prepared to incarnate again to follow the VJ.

Gao Dongwan, a cross-dresser maniac with a very high appearance rate in "RM", jumped out to grab the job, "I'll do this!" I'm a fan of them. ”

After Gao Dongwan finished speaking, he didn't wait for everyone to respond, he ran away, his body was like a ball of lightning, and he ran to the guest waiting room with a "boom".

……

"Ane Aseyo, we are Girls' Generation Smecta......"

"You're welcome, sit down." Gao Dongwan took out the task card, "This is the task of the first link, under the cover of the fan group, you put your palm prints on the name plate of the "RM" gang and eliminate them all." If you let them collect all the items, you will fail. ”

"Dafabet, we're going to eliminate all eight people in RM, it's fun!"

Gao Dongwan shook his head, "Something to add." Originally, the program team only invited Lim Yoona xi and Lee Soon-gyu xi......"

"Sunny, call me Sunny!" Lee Soon-gyu is very resistant to his dirty name, especially if he doesn't want to say it in the show.

"Originally, only two people were invited, but Jessica's temporary addition caused the number of people in the second session to be unbalanced. So, today's "RM" gang is not eight, but nine. Lin Dong Vj put down the camera and took on the role of a member of this issue of "RM". ”

“yeah！”

"Daihatsu!"

Yoona Lim and Sunny laughed and high-fived in celebration.

Before I came, I only planned to trick Lin Dong VJ between the shows to help my sisters vent their anger; It's great to be able to do it directly while recording.

Lin Yun'er's eyes flashed with coldness, this hatred was not only because of Tiffany's righteous anger because of 2pm's friend; It's even more crocodile Yun's personal grudge, the last time I was punished for lying down for no reason in the K song room, I still have to be a driver, this thing is not over!

"Wow Ka Ka ......"

Gao Dongwan regretted taking over the errand of announcing the mission. The glass heart of the little fan is about to crumble into slag. Do idols need to be so excited? Lin Dong is just a little more handsome than me.

is still Jessica's most calm and goddess-like, worthy of being the queen of icebergs. Gao Dongwan looks like a pig brother, and he still thinks it is more reliable to be a great "card rice".

"Xiuyan Xi, your reaction is very flat, is there anything you want to say?"

Jessica shook her head slightly, and was silent in front of the camera for a while, "I've seen Lin Dongxi's performance in the "HT3" program on TV, which is even better than Kim Jong Kook's oppa, so I'm a little worried. ”

"You're right to be worried. The host didn't even know about your existence, but Lin Dong had already guessed that there would be three mysterious guests in this issue. ”

"What?"

"How can this be?"

Lim Yoona and Sunny, who were still in a state of excitement just now, were like being poured cold water.

"That's just the way it is. Lin Dong speculated by himself, and the program team had no way to stop him. Gao Dongwan took out three walkie-talkies, "Actually, you still have a great advantage." The RM team is now in a state of suspicion, and they can only find items, not just eliminate you. ”

"Inside, we'll work hard."

The crocodile Yun with cold eyes, the desperate "Saburo" sunny, who is eager to try, and Jessica who is in a daze, are really a wonderful combination.

Gao Dongwan felt that the meeting between the guests and the guests in this issue would be very interesting, "Then let's go." ”

“fighting！”

While the others were in high spirits, Jessica whispered, "Pabo! ”

……

"I'm not looking for it!" Lin Dong threw away the small note with the task items written in frustration, "The program team is me." How is it possible for Chinese to find old Korean goods from twenty or thirty years ago? I don't even know what these things look like! ”

"Huh." The follow-up VJ is happy, and the guests are deflated, which the crew likes to see.

"Don't be complacent. Lin Dongeba will never be punished for wearing red pants. ”

Lin Dong took off the wig of the "Brother Sharp" brand, put on an ordinary cap, and then bought a large backpack in the lattice shop next to him, which was a famous brand behind him. Said to VJ: "Give me the camera, you steal the card with that miniature camera, you know?" ”

"It's not good."

"No nonsense, there are no specific rules for this link, as long as I don't run out of the field, it won't be a foul." Lin Dong didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and directly grabbed the camera, "You be eye-catching, don't expose me." ”

……

Lin Dong swaggered around with the camera, and it didn't take long to find the target person.

Chishi Town, the old and weak representative of "RM", has been eliminated the most times. It is rumored that after the elimination of Chishi Town, the game is the real beginning.

This is a very suitable "bait", and the mystery guest will definitely bite the hook and catch it.

Lin Dong was like an ordinary VJ, following behind Chi Shi Zhen, waiting for the appearance of this big fish.

As expected, suddenly a group of girls ran by, and one of them slapped a picture on the name plate of Chishi Town. Then the radio sounded, "Chishi Town, out!" Pond Rock Town, out! ”

Things happened very quickly, Lin Dong only caught a vague figure, and its characteristics can be summed up as: fierce, quite chested! D level or above, it is wobbly when running and is fairly easy to recognize.

"Brother Shi Zhen, believe me now. It has long been said that there are mysterious guests. ”

"Lin Dong? When did you follow me? Chi Shizhen was quite surprised by Lin Dong's sudden appearance, and then shook his head, "It's useless to say anything now, I've been eliminated." It's the first one again, and it's eight! ”

"Don't worry, I will help you get revenge!" After Lin Dong finished speaking, he returned the camera to VJ, and then chased after the mysterious woman.

The result is naturally no suspense, that is, let the fierce woman who will shake when she runs run for dozens of meters first, and she still can't escape Lin Dong's long legs.

"Ane Ase, I'm Sunny Smecta from Girls' Generation." Lee Soon-gyu couldn't escape, so he had to reveal his identity.

"Hello, I'm Lin Dong." And then there was no then.

Lin Dong directly tore off her name tag, clapped her hands and turned around and left, the big tall one dealt with the small short body, it was too unchallenging.

Watching his name tag being discarded like garbage on the ground, Sunny's anger grew. picked up the name tag on the ground and made a throat-slitting gesture to the camera, "Lin Dong, you're dead!" ”

――

"Lin Dongxi, don't you know Sunny?" Follow the vj to take the initiative to ask, the fight process just now was too short, and the material was insufficient.

"I know her name is Sunny, so what?" Lin Dong asked rhetorically.

"Ugh. She's Girls' Generation's Sunny, Girls' Generation! "VJ is crazy.

Lin Dong shook his head, "Can't Girls' Generation be out?" I don't see anything deserving of any difference in her. ”

"You don't have a girl like that." VJ complained.

"I don't think so." Lin Dong raised two fingers at the camera, "The male number one and the male number two in Korean dramas have different conditions such as appearance, figure, occupation, etc., but in fact, they can be classified as two types of people." Do you know what it is? ”

VJ shook his head very cooperatively, it was really strange to be taught Korean drama by Chinese.

"Crazy cool brother, weak warm man, just these two protagonist templates, nothing else." Lin Dong withdrew a finger, "But one thing remains the same: the weak warm man is always the spare tire." The difference is that when Brother Ku was the protagonist, the spare tire had no chance to get on the throne; When the warm man was the protagonist, the spare tire turned positive. ”

Lin Dong spread his hands and made a concluding speech to the camera, "The matter is obvious." No matter what the ending is, what he gets is second-hand. ”

After Lin Dong finished speaking, he grabbed VJ's camera again and set off again. Still so crazy, so proud.

……

The photographer stood stupidly in place, still thinking about "second-hand goods, second-hand goods".

It seems to make sense, the first kill was basically taken by the crazy and cool macho man. When this episode of the show is broadcast, will it torture those soft bones? (To be continued.) )