Chapter 04: Brother is just a legend

And such a tragedy is just as tragic as our village, and this is the only reason why I dare to walk in such a unique way in the village in broad daylight. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo

Trust me, don't say I'm like this, even if you're naked, no one will come back to watch you.

Why?

Because our village is depressed, most of the adults have gone out to do things during the day, and there are only two people who can stay here, one is me, a child who has just finished the college entrance examination and is waiting for the admission letter, and the other is the only girl in the village who is less than 20 years old, and a hard-working child who has graduated from the college entrance examination like me.

Originally, that girl was going to go out to work, but unfortunately she was a nouveau riche and a heavyweight, so few people dared to recruit her, and there was no way for her to wander around the corner, and she became a family squat like me.

But the next village is different, it has a large population and is very prosperous, but it is some distance away.

I swayed in the sun, but of course I wasn't a swing brother.

"Ah, how can there be people in this village who don't wear clothes!"

This sound was very stimulating to me, first of all, under my keen ears, I knew that it was a woman's voice, and it was estimated to be good.

I jerked my head back and saw a man and a woman, and in that situation, I really wanted to ignore this man.

The man was very delicate and white, glanced at me, and said, "Where did this come from, Brother Sharp, this village is too backward, there is such a thing, and the road is so difficult and cumbersome." ”

At this moment, the woman next to her continued: "Yes, I knew that we would not take this road that we are not very good at. ”

I looked at this woman carefully, and I was instantly shocked, this was actually our original high school flower Tang Xiaomei, with a baby face, a tall nose, big eyes, a cherry-like mouth, red lips like fire, small ears, smooth cheeks on both sides with beautiful lines, a delicate figure, and a D cover, she is simply a perfect woman.

Why did the sun come out in the west today, and there was such a blessing to see her here.

I didn't care about 3721 and walked over directly, I don't want to waste this kind of close contact, at this moment Tang Xiaomei shouted: "Xiaoliang, what does he want to do?" ”

The man in front of him also saw that the situation was not right, and yelled at me: "You are impatient, you stand still for me." ”

It may be that this sentence is too loud and shocked me, but it is not that I am timid, I stopped in my tracks.

The man looked at me and said, "Not a fool! ”

I immediately retorted: "Your sister, who is a fool, have you ever seen a fool who looks so handsome?" ”

The man smiled lightly and said, "I haven't seen it, I've only seen a stupid person who looks ugly." ”

I touched my chin and said, "yes, how can you be a fool like my brother who is so handsome?" ”

The man continued, "I mean that ugly fools now have one in front of my eyes. ”

As soon as I finished saying this, I was holding back the fire in my heart, but Tang Xiaomei, who was on the side at the moment, smiled and laughed softly.

Somehow, I suddenly slid down like a piece of cold ice in my heart, and the fire in my stomach cooled down sharply, and finally there was no trace of fire.

I looked at Tang Xiaomei and couldn't help but say, "You smile so beautifully." ”

"What you say, you watch your dog's eyes and mouth."

I'm already getting impatient with this voice.

I put my hands in at this moment and said domineeringly: "What are you doing, so awesome and coaxing, what about dog eyes, what about dog eyes, do you want to brighten my twenty-four k titanium dog eyes?" I'm going to it, I'm just seeing an old friend, come over and say hello, what do you think I want to do? ”

The man said disdainfully: "Old friend, just you, who do you know, there is no one you know here." ”

I tilted my head, like a second-rate son, and said, "Hey, boy, who are you?" ”

The man dismembered and watched coldly, and said coldly: "Who, it's none of your business, there is no one you know here, get out." ”

I said, 'I don't know you, I know Tang Xiaomei.' β€œ

As soon as she finished saying this, Tang Xiaomei immediately showed a very helpless expression and said, "I don't know him at all." ”

Yes, she doesn't know me, but I just know her.

The man then said angrily: "You know her, fart, how do you know her." ”

I was very indecent and said, "Yes." ”

"What, what did you say?"

I believe that there is definitely a force of hundreds of thousands of decibels around this sentence, and my ears almost burst in an instant.

"You tell me again, you kind of tell me again."

I glanced at the man in front of me and said, "Who are you, why are you talking to me like this?" ”

The man replied angrily: "I am Tang Xiaomei's fiancΓ© Tang Liang, who has been married since I was a child, what kind of birdman are you?" ”

I shook my body and said: "I, in the next chrysanthemum to press the begonia, up the mountain can beat the white tiger, down to the sea can catch the green dragon, once the victory can bloom the chrysanthemum, willing to carry the handle, sold the white buttocks, known as a generation of Tianjiao first-class." ”

Tang Liang didn't wait for me to finish, and directly said "phew".

But Tang Xiaomei, who was standing on the side, looked confused and said, "Xiaoliang, what are you talking about?" What a white tiger, a green dragon, what a handle, a white ass, I don't understand it at all. ”

Tang Liang glanced at me and said to Tang Xiaomei: "Don't pay attention to this kind of person, this kind of person talks to himself, I don't know what he is talking about?" ”

I smiled and said loudly: "You know, love is not guilty, long live the foundation." ”

Tang Liang instantly rolled his eyes and attacked, I didn't pay attention to his ineffective attack at all.

Tang Liang seemed to have no way to do anything about me, a scoundrel, and said: "You wait, I'll call first, and when my people come, you will die a miserable death." ”

I instantly felt that this sentence was very unpleasant, and I scolded with my head and face: "You bastard, I opened this village, I bought this place, and I am in charge of the network and signal of the entire village, can you fucking get out, I just came out of the house and turned off the electric switch, can you get through, you get through, Lao Tzu kneels down and kowtows to you." ”

In fact, this is not the case, my family is not so powerful in this village, but there is no signal at all for the backward people in our village, just because I am an immodest person, so I always say something indecent.

But such still scared the other party, he did not get through the phone, and suddenly began to be anxious.

Tang Liang looked at me and said, "You, you, count you ruthless, don't wait for me to go out, after I go out, you will die ugly." ”

At this moment, he still has to maintain a little image in front of his goddess, and said: "Okay, I'll wait, a little green skin like you, haven't you seen it when my brother was floating in society back then, it's just a hit, you don't look at the scars on my brother's body, I still have two brushes on the ****." ”

Tang Liang couldn't scare me when he saw this trick, in fact, I was already furious in my heart, how could I be so awesome, I was all trying to save face, at this moment Tang Liang thought for a while: "It seems that **** He is not afraid, then I will report to my family, with the strength of my family, I don't believe that he is not afraid." ”

In fact, this trick is very powerful, and it works very well in many cases.

Tang Liang continued: "Let me tell you, I am the eldest son of the Tang family, and Guolin Co., Ltd. is my family, you wait, the **** and the public security will come to you when the time comes." ”

Originally, I was very comfortable with my dog guts and made a stupid hat today, but I realized that I was a stupid hat, and I really wanted to be a grandson first.

(To be continued.) )