"Then you sue me, what else can you do?!"

Li Jianren has grown up and thinks he knows countless people, but he has never seen such a brazen dog, and this is a matter of relying on me, right?

It's a pity that the two have long established a very unscientific but relatively stable brainwave communication circle, and the thoughts in his mind will be transmitted to Wang Xingren's brain in an instant, "I will still sell cute." ”

said, and also squinted and smiled at Li Jianren with that cute face that fascinated people and didn't pay for his life, trying to win sympathy, but unfortunately, "Laugh, laugh!" Laugh at your sister, it's enough for us to have a person like me who eats with my face, do you want to be the second one?! ”

Just while talking, Li Jianren has unconsciously regarded Wang Xingren as his own family, a talking dog, if he gives it to her, does it mean that he has a play? Soon, this idea was dispelled, what a joke, it was the only one, and it could only be possessed by oneself.

Sensing the thoughts in Li Jianren's mind, Wang Xingren was taken aback, what is it? You actually want to give away the most stylish machine in the universe? "Your Majesty, people are very capable, although I have lost most of the backup energy and materials, but I still know astronomy and geography."

"Death to the side!" Li Jianren angrily gave this dead-skinned and sloppy dog a kick, "Don't interrupt, let me ask you, what else can you do besides those just now?!" ”

Perhaps sensing some of his thoughts, Wang Xingren immediately didn't dare to continue selling cuteness, and said with a straight face, "Your Majesty, if you are willing to add a small amount of energy to me, I can do anything for you." ”

A suspicious look swept over it, "What energy?" Are you sure you only need a little bit? ”

"The information I just collected shows that the gold on the earth is the most suitable food for me, and I only need 1 of gold (apocryphal cosmic unit of measurement, please do not delve into it), and I can help His Majesty do whatever he wants."

"Is it okay to change the steel suit you just transformed?"

"No problem, replenish the energy, put it on, even if you take your majesty to soar into the universe, it's no problem!"

"Hmm, how many kilograms is 1?" Li Jianren touched his chin, well, this is not bad.

"I'll calculate," Wang Xingren pretended to touch his fleshy little paw, and stretched out one fleshy claw, another one! Under someone's round gaze, he immediately took it back, and Li Jianren, who was looking at it, wondered for a while, is it so difficult to calculate? "Wait, all right, but master, can we get rid of the kilograms?"

Li Jianren originally thought it would be much, but after a long time, he was frightened, so he waved his hand generously and said, "Is it Ke?" That's right, hurry up and report a number! ”

Wang Xingren twisted and pinched for a long time, his two hind legs straightened up, his front paws were on each other, and he lowered his head, as if he was a little embarrassed, "It's Zhaodun." ”

“……”

"Don't, spare your life, master !!"

……

"Gold, bring me leather shoes right now."

Still in that rental house, Li Jianren sat on the only surviving plastic bench in the house with Erlang's legs crossed, squinting and humming the commander.

Poor Wang Xingren, while convulsing and couldn't stop throwing off a few tears, slowly moved towards the bedroom, dragging his hind legs and walking hard, unaware, he thought it was discounted, Li Jianren saw this appearance, he was angry, and roared in the back, "Hurry up!" I don't want to have dinner yet? ”

"Dinner?" Because of hair and hobbies, he was forcibly pressed by Li Jianren to press a notorious gold coin, and when he heard it, he suddenly became energetic, and a pair of hind legs kicked on the floor vigorously, and suddenly like an arrow off the string, it flashed in the room in an instant, and in the blink of an eye, he hung two carryings in his mouth in a very uncoordinated manner, and he came out in a hurry.

"That's pretty much it, let's go, I'll take you to dinner." A handsome self-proclaimed unscrupulous pot put on his shoes in a chic manner, took a shirt and put it on, and snapped his fingers in front of the mirror, "Go!" ”

"Your Majesty, didn't you say take me to dinner? How did you get here. The gold coin put his front leg on Li Jianren's trouser leg, and followed his sad appearance of a terminal illness, staring closely at the ATM cash outlet.

Li Jianren glared at it angrily, "It's not for you to be a loser, is it easy for me to make some money, I've worked hard for more than half a year, and I expect to buy a house and marry a daughter-in-law, and I'll take it out for you." ”

"Majesty, I can add infinite numbers to your card," it's just that the communication between the gold coin and him is transmitted through guò brain waves, and he habitually said it, and before the gold coin could be delivered, he heard a girl waiting behind him laugh instantly, "Handsome guy, although your puppy is so cute, but you can't lie to it, just your more than 2,000 yuan, buy the floor tiles in the bathroom?" ”

"I'll buy it," forcibly dumped the pot and took it out to tease you, Li Jianren didn't feel any pressure at all, picked up the gold coin, and left only the girl with a dashing back of the head, "Let's go, son, Dad will take you to buy a house and buy food." ”

I don't know if it's the fault of the unscrupulous production company's procedures, or if something happened halfway, the dead face of the gold coin and Li Jianren are simply a fight, "Dad, this is what you said personally, you are really my father." ”

"What about the peat ones who take advantage of me? I'm a virgin. ”

"That's what you said personally, I don't care, I will be your own son in the future, and you will be responsible for three meals a day."

Laughing and laughing all the way, laughing and scolding, the problem is one person and one dog, thanks to the small number of people in this section, otherwise there may be a few Lei Feng-style enthusiastic aunts to go to Li Jianren's mental hospital.

"Yes, you're my father, but what did you just say, can you add numbers to my bank card?" After laughing, walking under the street lamp, Li Jianren pondered, this machine qì person clearly showed that he was pulling a relationship with himself.

"Hehe, I heard that 007 and 008 The two of them, relying on their identities and their masters, had a stiff fight, and were forced to disintegrate on their own, I'm not so stupid, I coaxed the master first, this strange world, isn't it for me to soar?" The gold coin squatted on Li Jianren's shoulder, and with a thief's smile, he suddenly heard this.

Hurriedly put a paw on his ear, turned his head and said quickly, "Yes, Lao Dou, don't worry, I'm the most advanced machine in the world, as long as I move, make sure that the number in your bank card soars." ”

"Well," Li Jianren seemed to think seriously, and after a while, he squinted his eyes and said, "Two roads, one I watched the number of my bank card skyrocket, and then I had a heart attack, GG!" There is another one, I was lucky not to be scared to death, but I was discovered by the state, and sent a whole special force to take me back, and I never saw the light of day, and I also GG! ”

"Talk constructively!" A loud slap on the head of the leisurely gold coin caused angry eyes, but the next sentence made the gold coin instantly become a cute and well-behaved baby.

"Do you want to have dinner yet?!"