Chapter 1: The Seventh Demon Clan Congress
As the sun sets, day and night intertwine, the lights of thousands of homes in the city are lit up one after another. One after another lights illuminate the respective houses, reflecting the warm little families in the small windows.
Walking through the city streets in this dark night, Li Mubai had a little boredom on his face, and he was still worried about today's problems during the day.
However, when he came to the rental house and inserted the key into the keyhole, he vaguely felt that something was wrong.
I always feel ...... Got a little noisy in the house?
Right? He lives alone in this rental house, and there are no guests, how can someone make a noise inside, did he forget to turn off the TV when he went out at noon?
With this in mind, he pushed open the door and walked into the living room.
And then...... Stupid there.
A bunch of quirky people...... Or rather, a group of strangely dressed Killer Matt was gathering in his room, men and women, old and young, all sitting in a circle around the glass coffee table in the living room, as if discussing something.
There was a steaming cup of tea in front of everyone, but the teacup was a disposable paper cup that Li Mubai had in his house.
When Li Mubai looked down at his feet, he could still see a bag of used tea bags in the garbage basket - this bag of tea was just bought by him yesterday! I haven't had time to open it, but now it's gone!
Stunned and stunned at the group of uninvited guests in front of him who had made the living room smoky, Li Mubai almost thought that he had come to the wrong place, "You guys...... Who are you?! What are you doing at my house? And also...... Who will allow you to touch my tea? ”
Li Mubai was very angry, but the old man next to the glass coffee table glanced up at him, pursed his lips, and ignored his question, "Find a seat for yourself who comes later, don't make noise now, the meeting will start immediately." ”
As he spoke, the white-bearded old man took out a wooden hammer and knocked heavily on the coffee table in front of him, and after the sound attracted the attention of everyone in the room, he said loudly, "Silence! Quiet! Now the 7th Demon Clan Congress has officially begun, I am Yang Baijiao, the host of this meeting, and now we ...... Huh? That kid over there, what are you doing standing stupidly? Do you understand the rules? Those who came from behind found a seat and sat down. ”
As he spoke, the old man glared at Li Mubai, obviously very unhappy with this guy who was standing stupidly when he was late, "Who brought this little rabbit cub?" So rude...... Rabbit, this is your junior? ”
A certain woman on the side snorted coldly, and a pair of white rabbit ears on her head shook angrily, and said disdainfully, "Your uncle, your whole family is my junior." ”
The old man's gaze turned to the others and asked, "Then who brought this kid?" If you don't know the rules so much, is it okay if the elders in the family are not educated? ”
The big fat man wearing sunglasses on the side looked at Li Mubai twice, and suddenly showed a surprised expression, and his sunglasses fell off, "This kid is a human being!" ”
One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and in an instant, the entire living room was boiling.
"! Mankind? How could it be human! How could a human break into here? ”
"It can't be an exorcist, right?"
"Damn, you're funny? Who dares to break into the demon world congress? Don't want to die? ”
"But if it's not an exorcist, how can an ordinary human get in? The banishment spell didn't work? ”
"Toad, is this guy wrong?"
"It's not necessarily ...... if he's old and dizzy"
A group of strangely dressed guys were making noise and pointing at Li Mubai at the door, but the white-bearded old man looked at them, and knocked on the coffee table with a wooden hammer with a pale face, making a "bang" sound, which interrupted everyone's discussion.
"What are you doing? A group of hundreds or thousands of years old demons, seeing a living person is like seeing a Monkey King...... You haven't seen anyone alive, have you? TM give me a stop. ”
After subduing this group of noisy guys, the white-bearded old man turned his head to look at Li Mubai at the door, feeling very puzzled.
"Hey...... I said, human boy, you're amazing. There are so many big demons in this house, you dare to break in, don't die, right? Who is your master? Which one? ”
As soon as he opened his mouth, he was like a ruffian, and the white-bearded old man burst out with black words, "If you are stunned, you dare to break in, didn't your parents teach you to save your life?" Bai Shuixin didn't dare to break into the Demon Clan Conference back then, which green onion are you? ”
Li Mubai was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, what is this old man talking about? What demon clan what white water heart? This group of guys is rehearsing cross talk?
Subconsciously, he took a step back and said loudly, "This is my home!" Why can't I come in? ”
The white-bearded old man was stunned for a moment, subconsciously glanced at the rabbit demon on the side, and then looked at Li Mubai, wondering, "This place is your home?" ”
"Nonsense!"
"Any evidence?"
"My key is proof, I opened the door and came in! But you, why did you come to my house for no reason? Rehearsing group comedy? Who allowed you in? Believe it or not, I'll call the police! ”
Li Mubai shouted angrily, and retreated to the door, intending to escape when he saw the opportunity - there was no way, there were many people on the other side, and once he really wanted to kill him, then he would be done with the game.
However, to his surprise, after hearing him say this, the white-bearded old man was at a loss.
"Is this really your home?"
looked at Li Mubai, who was angry, then looked at the key in his hand, and then looked at the group of guys in the living room behind him, and the white-bearded old man suddenly realized.
"I said how did the expulsion spell not work, it turned out that this was his house, how could the expulsion spell work for him."
Saying this, Yang Baijiao waved at Li Mubai and said, "But since they are all here, then don't leave, stay and listen." Just to give some advice, we are discussing something important. ”
Li Mubai was startled, and subconsciously felt that it was not good to run, but found that the other party's hand seemed to have an invisible suction, and instantly sucked him over.
"Tie this kid up, don't let him run away."
casually threw Li Mubai to a middle-aged uncle next to him, Yang Bai snapped his fingers, closed the door out of thin air, turned around and said, "Wait until you finish discussing the business and then think about how to solve him." ”
The middle-aged uncle shrugged his shoulders and threw Li Mubai directly against the wall, snapping his fingers. I saw a few vines growing out of thin air on the wall, and directly hung Li Mubai up.
"I can let the green master tie you up by himself, you kid is blessed."
The people on the side said, pointing to Li Mubai on the wall and laughing.
Li Mubai looked shocked, "You ...... Who are you? What's going on? ”
The vines tied to his body were rough and real, like real tree vines. and the ability of the old man before to suck people over out of thin air is also beyond Li Mubai's imagination.
At this time, looking at the group of strange-shaped people in front of him, Li Mubai was shocked, and understood that he seemed to have inadvertently broken into some strange assembly.
In the midst of the noise and laughter of the crowd, the white-bearded old man and the white prison sat back in his place, took out the small mallet again, and knocked heavily on the coffee table in front of him.
"Silence! Quiet! Outsiders look at it, don't fall into the name of our demon clan. All of them are hundreds or thousands of years old, so they are all reserved, okay? ”
It can be seen that this old man with a goatee still has prestige.
As soon as he spoke, the living room, which had been laughing and noisy, fell silent.
Glaring at the rabbit demon who was applying nail polish on the side, the white-bearded old man was full of unhappiness, "Do you say that you, a rabbit spirit, can do something reliable?" Told you to find a place where you can have a meeting, you have found a mortal's den...... What the hell can a meeting take place in this place? Why don't you take us to Longhu Mountain? ”
"It's just, why can't you find a mortal's nest to open?"
"Before I came, I said that this rabbit spirit is unreliable, but you don't listen to me. As I said a long time ago, it's strange that these vegetarian bucktooth stuff can be reliable. ”
"Damn...... Black Wind Monster, I don't like to hear what you say, what is unreliable vegetarian? Are you reliable when you eat meat? ”
"How's it going? Do you have an opinion? If you have an opinion to fight, you Grandpa Heifeng, I haven't done it for decades, and my body is itchy. ”
"Fuck your uncle, the Black Wind Monster, you deliberately stirred up trouble, right?"
Seeing that this group of guys was making a fuss again, the white-bearded old man glared angrily, knocked on the coffee table several times, and then roared angrily to suppress the chaos on the scene, and roared, "Shut up for me!" ”
Then he looked at the royal sister next to him who was sitting there with nail polish hanging high, her face dark, "Say, rabbit spirit, the big guys are all here, you have to give us an explanation for this kind of oolong thing, right?" ”
The glamorous royal sister who was applying nail polish glanced at him with an indifferent look, "Explain? Explain what? Isn't it good enough here? The air is fresh, clean and tidy, I don't know how many times better than your nest, when you first came in, weren't you all very satisfied? Now you're starting to blame me again? A bunch of afterthought guys. ”
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the monsters present couldn't hold back.
The fat man in the sunglasses coughed dryly, feeling like he had to say something, "What's that...... I think it's okay, although you are very powerful, but as a junior, you still need to learn the etiquette of respecting your elders. As an elder, I feel compelled to tell you a little bit of life experience. ”
The black wind monster next to him rolled his eyes and interrupted his chatter, "Come on, it's been thousands of years, and there are only a few sets of toads, toad, your set is outdated, let the old sheep speak." ”
The sheep white prison on the side snorted coldly, and he was still quite satisfied with the black wind monster's current affairs.
Turning his head to look at the rabbit spirit on the side, Yang Baijiao asked, "Say, rabbit spirit, why did you choose this place for the meeting?" We respect who you are to let you choose the meeting location, but what is the matter with you pointing to a random place to fool us? Did you do it on purpose? ”
The rabbit spirit shrugged his shoulders and looked calm, "What do you think?" One or two usually drag like 2580,000 yuan, shrinking in their nest for hundreds of years and refusing to come out, and now they are looking for someone to do things but they don't give any benefits, and they ask my aunt and grandmother to run errands for you, how can it be so cheap. ”
The monsters next to them all felt a little unbearable on their faces.
"Hey...... Did you talk to your elders like that? ”
"We're concentrating on cultivation! Do you think you're like you new-generation bunnies, who know how to burrow into the mortal pile all day long? Once something big happens in the demon world, if it weren't for us old guys to carry it, would you little rabbit cubs be able to live a good life? ”
In the midst of everyone's eyes, the beautiful royal sister with nail polish and a pair of white rabbit ears on her head sneered with a disdainful expression.
"It's so righteous and awe-inspiring, why didn't you come out to help when the Macaque King sat down not long ago? Also, if it weren't for you big demons sweeping the snow in front of the door back then, the Peng Demon King would have been surrounded to death by the demon exorcist so easily? The Seven Great Sages of the Demon Clan, in less than five hundred years, are dead and crippled, and now even the last Macaque King is gone, you ancient demons are very happy, right? ”
"I swore in front of the Demon Tower that the demon clan in the world was one family, but in the end, I couldn't count on it, and I watched the macaque king sit down...... Hey...... At the beginning, the Seven Great Saints were blind and would go to save you people, so they should let you be suppressed in the Demon Suppression Tower for the rest of your life! ”
As soon as the royal sister's harsh accusation came out, the entire living room instantly fell silent.
A group of big demons, you look at me, I look at you, all of them lowered their heads in embarrassment, and didn't dare to look directly at the rabbit spirit anymore.
And Li Mubai, who was tied to the wall, couldn't move, looking at the living room with a strange atmosphere, he was inexplicable, and he didn't know what this group of guys was talking about.
The leader of the sheep white prison coughed dryly, and opened his mouth again to break the dead silence in the living room.
"We're also sorry about the macaque king, so aren't we here to make amends? Rabbit, don't get excited, the demon clan in the world is a family, yes, we haven't forgotten the original oath, no matter what, we must avenge this revenge. ”
The glamorous royal sister sneered, "What are you going to do?" ”
"Uh...... Anyway, you have to designate the next demon king first, right? Dragons can't be leaderless, with the demon king, we can better take revenge, right? ”
As he spoke, Yang Baijiao took out an antique small wooden box from behind him, and carefully placed the box on the coffee table.
"This is the demon pill left by your master, the macaque king, which condenses his life's cultivation essence, if anyone becomes the new demon king, this demon pill will be given to him...... Which of you would like to take on this position? ”
A group of monsters, you look at me, I look at you, looking at each other.
"What's that...... I think the Black Wind Monster is good......"
"You're not bad, I think it's good to win fish......"
"Black Wind Monster, fuck your uncle, do I have a grudge against you, you cheat me like this...... I think the water unicorn is good......"
"Damn! Win the fish, we are brothers...... I recommend Bi Fang ......"
"Water Qilin, your uncle!"
In the noisy and boiling quarrel of a group of monsters, Yang Baijiao's forehead was bruised, and he knocked heavily on the coffee table, and the living room fell silent.
"What? What the? What are you doing with one or two?! ”
Looking at this group of hundreds of thousands of years old demons with an angry face, the white-bearded old man was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, "I asked you to be the demon king, not to ask you to cut off your head at the entrance of the vegetable market!" One or two are all going to die or live, as for it? ”
The fat man with sunglasses coughed dryly and spoke first, "What's that...... It's nothing to be a demon king, but the key brothers are not that material. Bai Shuixin's girl is so difficult to deal with, and she has also guarded the Demon Tower, who didn't owe her a few favors at the beginning? Let us be the demon king, and when the time comes, she will lead her group of demon exorcists to kill her, who is embarrassed to meet her sword soldiers? ”
The other monsters also looked embarrassed and felt very difficult to deal with, "Yes, yes, that girl in Bai Shuixin helped me three times, I can't take revenge, right?" ”
"Business is business, private affairs are private, now these two things are mixed up, what do you want us to do?"
"Anyway, whoever loves to be this demon king, I don't want to be it."
Looking at this group of non-violent and non-resisting hob meat, Yang Baijiao was so angry that he jumped up, "Then who will be the demon king?" None of you want to do it, do you want to let it be put aside? The demon pill will disappear in another half an hour, and if you don't find the next owner before then, do you want the macaque king's death to be blind? ”
A few monsters, you look at me, I look at you, all of them have a sad face.
"But...... You can't force buy and sell this thing, can you? ”
"That is, the demon king is also the leader of the demon clan, we must choose carefully, how can we be child's play?"
"That's it, the toad is right, just choose a demon king to come out, that's disrespectful to the macaque king. Whoever doesn't respect the macaque king, I can't spare him first! ”
"So what do you say?"
"Uh...... I want to think about ......"
"You want a fart, let's draw lots to decide, whoever catches the lot will be the next demon king."
"Silly [beep] thing, with these cheating experts in Tianhu, which of you can win the bet? Playing lots with them, isn't this digging your own grave? ”
"Huh?! Wait, there you have it! When we were sealed in the Demon Town Tower, our group of big demons owed Bai Shui a favor, so we couldn't be the demon king. But the new generation of demons is different, they don't owe Bai Shui a favor, and they don't have a burden at all when they are demon kings. ”
"But the new generation of little demons are all unreliable, who can resist Dading? And now it's too late to summon the little monsters over temporarily. ”
"Hey...... Isn't the rabbit the new generation of demons? Have you forgotten? ”
A group of youkai suddenly realized.
"Ahhhh This guy has the strength of a big demon, he is still a new generation of demons, and he is also a disciple of the Macaque King. ”
"That's it, the position of this demon king is simply tailor-made for rabbits, I vote for rabbits."
"I'll vote for the rabbit too."
"We're all going to vote for the bunny."
In the enthusiastic cheers of a group of monsters, the cold and glamorous royal sister who they called "rabbit" sneered and spit out the gum disdainfully, not giving face to the big demons present at all.
"Whoever loves to be this demon king, I shouldn't be right anyway."
"My master asked someone to tell my fortune back then, anyone in this world can be a demon king, but I can't be a demon king, otherwise I will die in three days. If you have to force me to be the demon king, you want me to die. ”
"And if you want me dead, then don't blame the rabbit for dragging you into the water."
"Although my rabbit is not as old as you ancient demons, I can still drag one or two unlucky people to die together...... Don't push me to do it! ”
In the cold voice of the royal sister, a group of ancient demons were dumbfounded.
They looked at each other and remembered the prophecy someone had made for the rabbit. Considering the great reputation of that prophet, no one dared to ignore this prophecy.
But looking at the demon pill that had begun to dim in the hands of Yang Bai Prison, the monsters hesitated.
"What then?"
"Do you really want to waste the Macaque King's demon pill?"
"Uh...... Why don't you do it? ”
"When you're a sister, why don't you come to be it?"
"Huh...... I can't imagine that my huge demon clan has now fallen to the point where I can't even choose a demon king. The sky is long, how thin is it for me......"
"Enough is enough, Shui Qilin, don't talk about the wind and cold, there is a kind of you to be, otherwise don't ****."
The monsters sighed and hesitated, and the atmosphere in the whole living room was depressing.
At this moment, the royal sister rabbit who was wearing nail polish on the side suddenly sneered, and her words attracted the attention of all the monsters present.
"Why are you so disappointed? You don't want to be a demon king, it's okay, isn't there a best candidate to be a demon king here? Since you don't want to be it, then give him the demon pill. ”
"Anyway, this guy can't do worse than you, right?"
"You say yes, Mr. Human on the Wall."
The last sentence was said to Li Mubai, who was tied up with five flowers on the wall.
In an instant, the monsters in the entire living room turned their heads at the same time, and their eyes were all focused on this human.
Li Mubai was sweating profusely, "What's that...... You guys...... What do you think I'm doing? I'm just a soy sauce guy! ”
Although he was tied to the wall and didn't participate in anything, he didn't dare to say anything, but after listening to it for a long time, Li Mubai almost understood the identity of the group of guys in front of him.
Sky Fox, Bi Fang, Win Fish, Water Qilin, these are the famous monsters on the Classic of Mountains and Seas!
If what these guys say is true, then aren't they all real ancient demons?
Look at the ability of the "green man" who tied himself to the wall to weave vines out of thin air, isn't this something that humans can do at all?
How can a master with this kind of means play immortal jumping with an ordinary mortal who is poor and white, and go out casually to perform a hand, and he will be able to count the money and count the cramps in his hands immediately.
And it was such a group of ancient demons with extraordinary strength and great names, who actually looked at them at the same time at this time, and looked themselves up and down with a look at the goods.
That look in his eyes seemed to really intend to consider making himself the next demon king...... Depend on! You're the Great Demon of the Ancients, okay? I'm an ordinary mortal, how can I be a demon king, are you kidding?
Writhing with an uneasy face, Li Yunfei was a little uncomfortable when he was looked at by this group of big demons, and couldn't help but laugh dryly, trying to say something.
"What's that...... Ladies and gentlemen......"
Before he finished speaking, a big demon on the opposite side slammed his head and stood up, interrupting him.
"The rabbit is right!"
Pointing at Li Mubai with an excited face, this guy swore and said, "This guy is indeed the best candidate for the new demon king!" I'll vote for him! ”
The other youkai looked at each other and were silent for two seconds, and suddenly they all stood up cheering and expressed their opinions.
"That's right, that's right, I look left and right, and I think this guy is the best candidate for the new demon king. I also voted for him, and I don't recognize anyone but him. ”
"Handsome and chic, such a person will not fall into the name of our demon clan when we are the demon king, I seconded the opinion of the rabbit."
"Heavenly Court is full and his eyebrows are shining, this kind of life is the legendary life of great wealth and nobility. With him leading our demon clan, our demon clan will definitely be able to prosper, and I will vote for him. ”
"Damn, when will you tell your fortune, Black Wind Monster? Aren't you only going to fight? ”
"It's your business, you just say whether you vote or not."
"Uh...... I? Nonsense, of course I'm going to vote. There are so many ancient demons present at the scene, this kid can break in, this is the destiny of heaven, it is God who elects a new master for our demon clan, I don't vote for him, who do you say? ”
"Yes, yes, this is the master of our demon clan given by God, we must respect him as the master, and the demon pill will be given to him, how do you say about the sheep white prison?"
In the warm and cheerful cheers of all the monsters, the sheep white prison with black lines on his face looked at this group of guys, and his hands holding the demon pill trembled with anger.
"You ...... Would you really rather have a human be the Demon King than yourself? ”
The monsters on the other side made a fuss.
"Hey...... I don't like to hear what you say, what do you mean I'd rather let humans do it than do it myself? We are following the will of God, the will of God, you know? This kid is the master given to us by God, and we don't recognize him when we are blind, everyone says yes, right? ”
"Yes, yes, this kid is the master given to us by God, the next demon king who even the rabbit agrees with, what is your old boy's dissatisfaction?"
In the noise of the monsters, Yang Baijiao trembled with anger, and looked at the rabbit on the side with a dark face.
"You...... Bunny, you're going to mess around with these guys too? The king of the dignified demon clan, really want a human to be the king? ”
Sister Leng Yan snorted coldly, threw away the things in her hand suddenly, and rushed up.
"Why are you talking so much?" snatched the demon pill from Yang Bai's hand, and the rabbit instantly rushed to Li Mubai's body and punched Li Mubai in the stomach, "Just give it to him directly." ”
"Woo!"
Hit hard in the abdomen, Li Mubai couldn't help but scream, and the demon pill was directly stuffed into his mouth by Leng Yan Royal Sister, and it slid into his throat with a "grunt".
"Uh......h Vomit...... ...... vomit"
Retching with a shocked face, Li Mubai only felt a slippery bead slip into the esophagus, and then slid down the esophagus into the stomach.
In an instant, the whole world blurred.
In my ears, I heard the cheers of the monsters.
and the angry voice of the old man named Yang Bai Prison, "You bastards! The macaque king wants to know under the spring, and he must be angry with you to death! ”
And then he didn't know anything.