Chapter 37: Hug the thighs of the gods

It's a simple truth that rarity is precious - life is only once, life is priceless, and if it can be resurrected an infinite number of times - it is not so precious? If life is cheap to the point of one dollar and three catties, why not die of addiction? It's a big deal, right?

Moreover, I have a fairy shroud.

Liu Guanzhang said, although the clouds and mountains are foggy, but the two girls are also a little confused, and what they said is very reasonable-but people can't live like that!

No! Never!

But what's the problem?

The atmosphere was a little weird, there were three people at a table, and the man was talking about the truth of strengthening one of the girls, and the victim in that topic was now also in thought. I know this secret in this life, so why don't you live again? Because I am ignorant again in the next life, Yang Liu'an is also confused, who am I strong?

Over there, Sai Tianxian looked at Liu Guanzhang's eyes wrong.

Calm down!

We all need to calm down!

"Perhaps, there may not be an afterlife!" Yang Liu'an was the first to sober up and analyzed for everyone: "**** came back from the dead because he was originally an immortal, but this may not prove that everyone can be reincarnated, we are too deeply influenced by myths and legends, thinking that there are immortals, there is a qiē in the fairy story." ”

Liu Guanzhang nodded and said: "Indeed, the immortals in the story can call the wind and rain to scatter beans into soldiers, and Lu Lao Liu said that the mana of the gods is invalid in the world, he is hungry if he doesn't eat in the world, and it hurts when he is beaten, so the immortals are not as we imagined - I regret now that I didn't beat Lu Jian while he was alive, otherwise I would have bragged - Lao Tzu beat the immortals!" ”

Yang Liu'an pursed his lips, he couldn't tell if he didn't hit him!

Sai Tianxian was a little regretful, "I still plan to read the file in this life, and I will change my face next time I am reincarnated." ”

Liu Guanzhang patted her shoulder and comforted: "Your face is not necessarily without benefits, if someone takes a fancy to you, it must be true love!" ”

came out with a god and confused everyone. In life, there are always several different nodes, that is, what we often call the fork in the road of life. For Liu Guanzhang, the choice in front of him is none other than whether to follow the party or follow the gods in the future. In the end, after a fierce ideological struggle, he, like most corrupt officials, turned his back on the party and the people.

"I guess you think the same thing as I do, right?"

The two girls were silent for a while.

"I'm alone, and I'm still carrying a murder on my back, and now the fairy has stretched out his white and tender thighs, saying that I'm shameless, or that I'm stinky and shameless, I'm going to hug the fairy's thighs and not let go, what do you think?"

"Actually, we can hug the thighs of the gods less shamelessly."

Seeing that the two girls also nodded, Liu Guanzhang seemed to be affirmed, "Actually, it's not so shameful to be a lackey for the gods, right?" ”

"You speak so ugly, what are you called a lackey? Let's be an eagle dog for the immortals......" Sai Tianxian is not very good at talking.

"Is the eagle dog good? There is one more eagle, but I haven't left the dog yet, and I will be a minion for the gods in the future. ”

"Minions and hawkdogs mean the same thing, okay? The eagle corresponds to the claws, and the canine corresponds to the teeth! Yang Liu'an complained.

Why can't you even think of a compliment when you mention these immortals?

Liu Guanzhang stood up: "I volunteer to hug the thighs of the gods, support the program of the gods, abide by the constitution of the gods, implement the decisions of the gods, strictly abide by the discipline of the gods, keep the secrets of the heavenly court, be loyal to the gods, work actively, and fight for the cause of the gods for life!" ”

Yang Liu'an and Sai Tianxian both looked disgusted, "It's the oath of party members who plagiarized, right?" You're even more shameless now. ”

"I'm shameless, what are you afraid of?" Liu Guanzhang put on a posture that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, "I don't know what other benefits the gods can give me, but as long as Lu Laoliu tells me the password of my bank card, I will have five million, and five million is not worth selling my temperance?" If I don't sell it, I will inevitably fall to the ground! ”

………………

Originally, I wanted to ask about the password, but Liu Guanzhang was stunned when he looked at the text message sent by Lu Laoliu, the message was the address of the villa, and this address was a little familiar.

"This place seems to be the farmhouse."

"Which farmhouse?" Yang Liu'an asked.

"The one who is going to put you in the cellar." Although Yang Liu'an has been there, he has no concept of this address, and Liu Guanzhang has been locating this location with his mobile phone, so he recognized it at once. "This villa belongs to Lu Lao Liu? Then why did Hua Ming tie Yang Liuan there? ”

Talking to Lu Lao Liu again, the reply was a very irresponsible: Don't talk nonsense, let you go, you will go.

Lackeys naturally have the consciousness of lackeys, people are immortals, and they should endure it. Taking advantage of the fact that the time was still early, Liu Guanzhang returned to the foot of Tiezhu Mountain, drove back the broken bread parked in the grass, and as soon as it was dark, the three of them rode the broken bread and drove towards the farmhouse in the suburbs.

I've been here once, and it's a familiar road, this place is already a suburb of the city, and there are no cars on the road. Yang Liu'an sat in the co-pilot and kept in touch with Lu Quan, but the other party did not react except for sending a detailed address. Sai Tianxian was in the back row, poking his ghost head over from time to time, and Liu Guanzhang could scare himself every time he swept his eyes on the rearview mirror.

This time, no one led the way, and he couldn't see the light, so Liu Guanzhang didn't dare to go to the main gate, according to Lu Laoliu, there was no one in the courtyard of this villa, so there should be no need to worry, but for the sake of insurance, the three of them still got out of the car far away.

The gate of the courtyard is still an old-fashioned big iron lock, and Liu Guanzhang took a wire and stabbed it open as if he was going back to his own house. The big iron door opened, and there was a creaking sound, and although there was no one nearby, it also made people tremble.

"How can you pick the lock?" Yang Liu'an asked.

"There are a lot of people in the juvenile detention center." Liu Guanzhang sighed. When he was in the juvenile detention center, he also thought about his life, if he couldn't get into college, with this technology, it was also a good choice to be able to pry the door and press the lock to be a snitch, and maybe he could steal a corrupt official to eliminate harm for the people.

The courtyard was empty, the four people yesterday and the car that tied Yang Liu'an were long gone, and the three-story villa was also pitch black, with no light in sight. It happened that a dark cloud covered the moonlight, and Yang Liu'an couldn't help but glance in the direction of the entrance of the cellar, and then shuddered unconsciously, and then tightly pulled the corner of Liu Guanzhang's clothes.

Jingle Ringing The phone rang for a while, Lu Lao Liu.

The instructions of the gods came.