Yang An slowly put away his smile and said, "Wang Xiaoyi, if you want to make a name for yourself in the music industry, there are only two ways to go. First, people like Sister Fei Fei have the most beautiful voice given by God. ”

Wang Xiaoyi was not convinced: "Are you this one?" ”

Yang An said: "Of course not, I am taking the second path, I have a creative talent that others can't match, and I can also dominate the music world." ”

Sigh~~~

Several little girls coaxed, shaved their faces, and laughed at Yang An for being shameless and not ashamed.

Yang An smiled and returned to seriousness again: "Wang Xiaoyi, don't laugh, I'm talking to you seriously." You are still in school, the most important thing is to study, you want to sing or something too early, and when you go to college, it is not too late to let Sister Fei Fei take you into the music world. ”

Wang Xiaoyi had never seen Yang An so serious to her, she seemed to hear Yang An saying "Wang Xiaoyi, you are still young now, be good, study hard", and then when she grows up in a few years, she can no longer catch Yang An.

Wang Xiaoyi shook her head desperately, throwing this desperate thought out of her mind.

Rong Feifei pursed her lips and smiled: "Yang An, don't worry, it's not a bad thing that Xiaoyi likes to sing, and it won't delay her studies." Xiaoyi, you sing a song first, I'll listen to it, and then sing your favorite and best song. ”

Wang Xiaoyi really sang, she is now at the end of the voice change period, her voice is very pure, very thin, delicate little girl feeling, and a little bit of adult voice maturity, the treble area is a little clear, and the bass is a little hoarse.

Rong Feifei commented: "Xiaoyi's voice is very good, and her plasticity is higher than Yang An's. ”

Wang Xiaoyi became happy: "Brother Yang, you have nothing to say now, right?" Hurry up, hurry up, make me a song! ”

Yang An waved his hand again and again: "No, you will take the high school entrance examination next year, you can't be distracted, your father will definitely split me when he finds out......"

"Don't~ Brother Yang, you're the best, we don't tell Dad, okay?"

"No! Lao Wang loves to visit the door the most, he even knows the size of Lao Zheng's wife's underwear, and he will definitely be able to inquire about the whole package, I will write a song for you! ”

Seems to have heard something strange?

Wang Xiaoyi didn't go to his heart, blinked his big eyes, puffed out his cheeks, and begged pitifully: "Brother Yang~Please, okay~"

"No way!"

Wang Xiaoyi tried her best to be coquettish and cute, and begged for a long time, but Yang An was unmoved, but he didn't let go.

In the end, she could only make a big move, gritted her teeth, and said hatefully: "Yang An, if you don't write a song for me, I'll tell my father, saying that last time you were at the elevator entrance, you did something to me......"

When Yang An heard this, his hair was about to explode, and he hurriedly shouted: "Ouch, my aunt, you can't talk nonsense!" Wang Xiaoyi, you make it clear, what do you mean by me doing something to you? If this gets out, I won't be in prison for three years? ”

Shu Xin and Wang Yiyue bit their fingers and looked at it, they couldn't believe it, this is so much information!

Rong Feifei thought she had heard it wrong, Yang An would do such a thing to a fourteen-year-old girl? It's not as good as a beast!

In fact, where is the hand and foot?

On that day, Wang Xiaoyi slipped back in advance, Yang An promised to sign that time, Wang Xiaoyi held Yang An's arm and didn't let go, Yang An couldn't break free, the two did have some physical contact, and finally Yang An also learned Bruce Lee's "Ada", before pushing away Wang Xiaoyi, who was blushing, and returned to his own house like a refuge.

Wang Xiaoyi was embarrassed to tell the truth, and she couldn't explain it clearly, so she simply learned her mother's usual moves, released a woman's ultimate nuclear weapon, cried, and cheated!

However, while she was crying, her eyes were still secretly observing Yang An's expression through her fingers, and she howled dryly, without a single tear.

At this time, everyone was all misunderstood, thinking that Wang Xiaoyi was really taken advantage of by Yang An, and it was a grievance from the bottom of their hearts, and then they looked at Yang An, and their expressions became different.

Yang An's head is big, so he can only beg for mercy: "Okay, my aunt, I promise you, will I write a song for you?" ”

"Really?"

The crying stopped abruptly, where can you see tears on Wang Xiaoyi's face? She grabbed Yang An's arm and said ecstatically: "If a man agrees, he must do it, whoever cheats will have a little JJ!" ”

Yang An fell down with a pop, he was convinced, he was really convinced! This female liubi, with a three-flower face, is faster than the Sichuan opera that changes her face, the performance is too bad, bad reviews, 100% bad reviews!

The rest of the crowd giggled, where did they not know that this was Wang Xiaoyi doing bad?

Wang Xiaoyi finally succeeded, and high-fived and celebrated with her two girlfriends, very proud.

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At three o'clock, "Jokes and Conversations" started on time, familiar music came out of the TV, the four girls cheered and applauded together, and the living room turned into a sea of joy.

At the same time, tens of millions of TV viewers across the country are also judging the quality of the show, this issue has big stars, and many fans who don't like to watch variety shows very much also stay in front of the TV in order to support their idols, while watching the show, while chatting and swiping the screen in the space of the stars.

"Lu Xun's new song "Bar ****" is really popular! I like it so much~~"

"Xintong's new song "Wild Love" is also good, does Xintong want to try to follow the path of wild national style?"

"Yang An is so funny, he is chatting about gossip in the circle and is also so convulsive~~ You see, Lu Xun and Li Xintong can't keep up with his rhythm and thinking at all! I'm looking forward to the next whole game! ”

"The 4 million fans of Xintong's support club reiterate once again that as long as Yang An really tortures our family Xintong in this issue, we will kill him at the gate of Hongfeng Satellite TV and block him from getting off work!"

"Go together, go together! Who dares to fix my Sister Xintong, I will fight with him! ”

"Brother, I live far away, and I will sponsor you a barrel of gasoline...... Don't thank me, it's what I'm supposed to do......"

"Mr. Lu's fans will sponsor a pack of matches! Burn Yang An, this heresy! ”

Fans chatted happily, and finally waited for the second link "Laughing and Slippery" to begin, and the theme of this issue was the sitcom "Class Reunion".

The off-site director read the opening narration: "Lu Xun, Yang An, Ma Xin, and Cai Xiaofei are classmates of Hongfeng High School, and this year is the tenth year of high school graduation. ”

The first to appear was Ma Xin, who commanded the staff to move the cardboard box after entering the room: "Come on, come on, put it here and here, the ground is slippery, you be careful not to fall, it is full of valuable gold bricks, be careful to break it!" ”

The audience laughed, just this broken cardboard box printed with "fruit transfer", which still contains gold bricks? Do you know how heavy gold is? Can gold bricks be broken?

After the staff got off the field, Ma Xin untied his suit, took out a fan and shook it by himself, and everyone laughed again when they saw this dress, and the applause continued.

Ma Xin proudly introduced: "I have been a contract foreman for a few years, and I don't earn much, just a few hundred million!" Look at this, the golden tie! The global limited edition of 88, Bill Gates of the same style, weighing ten pounds, how about it? Flashy or not? And this, underwear, woven from platinum fiber mesh, inlaid with 99 diamonds, seems to be low-key, but in fact luxurious, does not absorb sweat, is not afraid of water, never rusts, never smells! How's that, flash or not? Look at the belt again, made of titanium alloy, ten times harder than the shell of the space shuttle, eh~ You see, it's still high-tech, enter the sixteen-digit password, no one in the world can untie it except me, it's definitely safer than the world's most expensive chastity pants, how about it, flash or not? ”

Puff puff......

The audience laughed collectively, and the audience in front of each TV fell directly on the sofa.

Ma Xin had an extremely underwhelming expression on his face, and he vigorously showed the good things on his body, introduced this, and praised that: "We have money, private customization, just so willful......"

Wang Xiaoyi laughed and screamed: "What kind of person is this!" It's too narcissistic, what's the point of being rich? Does a ten-pound tie weigh heavy? Still wearing diamond-encrusted underwear, aren't you afraid of pain? ”

Shu Xin smiled: "That's it! You can't spend it like this if you have money! There is also a titanium belt buckle that is safer than virgin pants...... How did he come up with this...... Ouch I can't stand it anymore, I'm laughing to death! ”

Shu Xin is far from the only one who feels the same way, Ma Xin is playing a rich nouveau riche, carrying a carton of gold bricks, and his whole body is full of precious metals, flashing, indeed flashing, and Nima titanium alloy belt buckle, it really blinded everyone's eyes!

The off-site director waited for Ma Xin to finish his performance and notified Cai Xiaofei to appear.

Cai Xiaofei is even more exaggerated, with a big oily and slippery back, black sunglasses, a V-neck vest, a big gold chain with the thickness of a baby's arm hanging around his neck, black pants and black leather shoes, and all kinds of bells and whistles tattoo patterns are exposed to the skin.

Cai Xiaofei bent very low, took the initiative to shake hands with Ma Xin, and then turned his face sideways to the two behind him and ordered: "Call Boss Ma!" ”

"Boss Ma!"

The two black-clothed bodyguards were full of energy, their voices were loud, and Ma Xin laughed dryly: "Okay, Brother Cai, are all the bodyguards on duty?" I heard you're a big brother? ”

Cai Xiaofei bent over and said modestly: "Hahahaha, what big brother, it's all a false name!" Brothers, I have been mixed up for a few years, but I have accepted more than 500 younger brothers, and these two subordinates look like dogs, and today I will take them out to see the world. ”

Ma Xin laughed: "When you meet for the first time, you can reward each person with a gold brick, and take it yourself!" ”

At this meeting, a reward of gold bricks was given, and even the bodyguards had a share, and the audience shouted in unison, how rich it takes to do this kind of bag burning thing!

The bodyguard withdrew, but Cai Xiaofei still bent over, and Ma Xin asked curiously: "Is Brother Cai's waist uncomfortable?" We haven't seen each other for ten years, your deep V collar is so open, I have seen two o'clock, engage in real temptation? But the ugly words are said first, brother is not good for this mouthful......"

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