"Anne Ace, I'm the ...... of S.M."

Lin Dong waved his hand, interrupting the interviewer's speech. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Go out and turn right, so you can't go."

"Why?" The interviewer was so angry that he couldn't wait to rush up to the real PK.

"S.M's male artists are too much of a sissy, including you." Lin Dong rubbed his fists, shook his neck, and his joints crackled, "The actor is an agent, and he can't be played by a sissy." Or you can come and fight me and prove that you don't sissy. ”

The interviewer weighed the difference in the force value of the two sides, pinched his nose and endured it. Don't say hello, turn around and leave.

"Come on, although he is very sissy and not suitable for this role, there is no need to say it so bluntly." Jiang Jiongzhe did not speak for the artists who had just walked out, but was giving Lin Dong a preventive injection so that he would not get nervous again.

Lin Dong sneered: "Half a catty is against eight taels, fifty steps and a hundred steps, is it interesting?" When will you Chungmuro filmmakers take S.M Company into account? I'd rather use a newcomer than an upside-down idol, right? ”

Jiang Jiongzhe shook his head awkwardly, "There are rules, and I'm not the only one doing this." Movies are high art, and you can't let those black-hearted guys who cheat children out of money. But if you refuse, you refuse, why be ruthless? Leave a line in everything, and ...... in the future"

"Your sister in the future. I'd rather be a real villain than a hypocrite. If he is not happy, he will directly scold him, can he still turn the sky upside down? ”

Lin Dong couldn't understand why he hated the men of the S.M company so much, but if he hated it, he hated it, it didn't matter. Patting the table, too lazy to continue discussing the philosophy of survival with Jiang Jiongzhe, "Next!" ”

……

"Ane Ase, Keyeast's Kim so-hyun Smecta. Participated in ......"

"I know you." Interrupted in the same way, Lin Dong frowned and said, "Cooperate with Pei Xiuzhi to shoot "Dream-High", you are the male lead, right?" ”

"Inside."

"Is there a kiss scene?"

"Yes."

"Bang" slapped the table, Lin Dong pointed to the door, "Go out immediately now." ”

Whether it's the interviewer, the interviewee, or even the staff, all are dumbfounded. The style of painting has changed a bit overwhelmingly.

Kim so-hyun looked confused and instinctively looked at director Kang Hyung-chul. According to the boss of the agency, the director is his own person.

takes money to do things, and Jiang Jiongzhe can't pretend to be an audience. can only figure out Lin Dong's intentions and try to help the cavity play a round.

"We Lin producers attach great importance to the work ethic of the actors, and especially hate the behavior of the male actors taking advantage of the kiss scene. So you explain. ”

"This, this, wronged." Kim so-hyun hurriedly explained, "That's a borrowed position." When filming "Dream-High", Bae Xiuzhi Xi was only 16 years old and underage. It's impossible for directors and writers to let me kiss for real. ”

"Listen to you, do you want to kiss?"

"Huh?!" Kim so-hyun was hit again, and he felt so bitter in his heart. Is this an audition interview or what? I can only shake my hand and shake my head, shouting and explaining, "I like mature women!" ”

The interview room became deserted again, and the three interviewers looked at each other with strange faces and made eye contact.

Lin Dong coughed lightly a few times, and said nonsense, "Yes, mature women know more about life, and you can learn more from them, which is conducive to improving your acting skills." The young man kept this self-motivated. Ahem. Let's start the formal interview. ”

"Inside."

Hippie smiley faces, playing flowers, just a life attitude. When it was time to be serious, Lin Dong was absolutely rigorous and serious, picked up Kim so-hyun's resume and began to pick thorns.

"You did a good job in filming "Gream-High", but that film is just an idol TV series, and it is not convincing."

Kim so-hyun sorted out his emotions and recovered from the teasing state, "I just participated in the filming of the big movie "League of Thieves" with a cost of nearly 20 billion won, but the schedule is set for next summer, so it has not been released yet. ”

"Oh? The one filmed in Hong Kong? Is there Ren Dahua? What role do you play? How do you think you're acting? ”

A series of hurried questions, the momentum was compelling, Kim so-hyun was a little overwhelmed, and could only weakly tell the truth, "Yes, the story of the thief alliance between China and South Korea." I play the role of the boss of the Korean thief gang, and I am considered the third or fourth male in the role. ”

"It's just a soy sauce guy."

"Ugh." Kim so-hyun was speechless.

Not powerful, friendly forces are quite weak. Director Jiang Jiongzhe shook his head, last night's big health care and gift package were so cool, it was really not an easy errand.

"The film experience is a little worse, but the background is good and the professional knowledge is solid, which should make up for the lack of experience. The film and television major of Central University is still trustworthy. ”

"Hmm." Lin Dong nodded, accepting this statement, "Also, he's too short." ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Kim so-hyun was suddenly hit by a heartbeat, and there was no way to refute it.

Lin Dong got up and left the table, walked to Kim so-hyun's side, and compared, "I'm 180, and your resume also says 180." Why should I look down on you? There has to be a degree of false reporting. Your height makes it difficult for other actors to play with you. How embarrassing it is to have to pad the box to shoot a rival scene. ”

"I, I," Kim so-hyun blushed, once again speechless.

Jiang Jiongzhe can come out to save the scene again, "The living conditions in the Northern Dynasty are difficult, malnourished, and it is normal to be shorter. ”

"Barely reasonable." Lin Dong grabbed Kim so-hyun's collar with one hand, lifted him into the air, and weighed it a few times, "It's too weak, not like an agent." ”

"That's why I have to interview in advance, exercise in advance, and prepare." Kang Hyung-chul immediately defended himself.

"Hmm." Lin Dong nodded, and then looked at Kim so-hyun carefully. In terms of appearance, it's actually pretty good. picks thorns, just because the male protagonist is particularly demanding. "The appearance conditions are passable. Let's talk about acting later. ”

"Inside."

"The male protagonist is an agent lurking in a foreign country. His disguised identity is a fool. Show off your acting skills and see if you look like a fool. ”

Fools, fools, fools! Repeat the important thing three times in your mind. Kim so-hyun felt that he was really stupid, and he was complained about and doubted his life. This minute and second, here, he decided to rise up and break out.

"Wow" unfastened the trouser chain, unfastened the belt with a bang, and then pulled down the panties.

Kim so-hyun's face was not red or breathless, and he was showing birds as if no one was around.

"Hehe~woo~" smirked and screamed while squatting on the ground and preparing to poop.

A fool who vividly performs open defecation.

"Wow." Lin Dong covered his nose and instantly retreated several meters, acting too specially, "Okay." It's passed, hurry up and put on your pants and get out. You will be notified of the results after interviewing the others. ”

"Inside. Consang Smecta. Kim so-hyun grabbed his pants and ran out. I was too involved in acting, and I woke up the urge to poop, and I needed to find the bathroom immediately.

Director Jiang Jiongzhe nodded with satisfaction, "It's pretty good." That's it. ”

"Old Jiang, don't help too obviously. This is the actor's interview. Lin Dong shook his head, "Let's take a look at other people's acting skills first." ”

……

Obviously, Lin Dong was thinking too much. The interviewers in the back were simply unappetizing.

Korean female fans are easy to cheat their money, male stars are casually cool and cute, and the brain-dead girl cries and shouts "oppa, Sarah hey." ”

Where will young actors still study acting skills? It's better to use that time to run two more commercial shows.

"Ane Ase, Lee Se Smec."

Interesting, Lin Dong suddenly came to his senses, "Lee Seung Gixi, didn't anyone tell you that you have a big mouth and a big nose, and you laugh like a clown?" ”

Lee Seung Gi stiffened for half a second, and immediately recovered, his mouth opened in a larger arc, "It's all about pleasing the audience and bringing happiness to everyone." The clown is also very good."

Lin Dong sneered: "But seeing your clown face, I am not happy at all, and I even want to beat you." ”

"Turnip greens have their own love, it doesn't matter if you don't appreciate the forest production, as long as the audience likes it." Lee Seung Gi was unmoved, still keeping a clown smile.

"Load, load. Don't tell me it wasn't you who reported last night. ”

"I really don't know what Lin is talking about."

Lin Dong shook his head, he was most annoyed by these hypocrites, and he couldn't say a word. "I'm not a police officer. There is no need to look at the evidence and there is no need to apply for an arrest warrant. Now it's official: You've messed with me, let's see. ”

Lee Seung Gi also shook his head, still smiling, "I don't know what Lin said, I'm just here for an interview." ”

"Language, pretending to be stupid is quite similar." Lin Dong made a reasonable request for an audition, "Then try to act like it." Let's show a fool who defecates in the open. ”

The clown laughed and couldn't laugh anymore. After his big mouth was tightly pursed, and his cruel eyes glared at Lin Dong for a while, Lee Seung Gi turned around and left.

"Phew! Leave without saying hello, there are no rules. (To be continued.) )