8 a.m., Busan Station Square.

Twelve K-pop actresses shivered in the cold snap of more than 20 degrees below zero, carrying out the most ruthless part of "Heroes and Heroes", voting on the spot, or "slapping the face" on self-esteem.

The stars lined up, and the audience took turns to vote. Those who won the vote reaped joy, but those who lost the vote were full of sorrow. It's simple, it's straightforward, but it's brutal, especially when the people who vote are trying to manipulate it.

A soldier with a simple appearance and a thick figure entered the scene. Or to use a vivid adjective, a Zhu Bajie wearing a Korean ** suit entered the field, and all the people were soldiers, but in fact, the whole people had no soldiers, and the combat effectiveness was a mess.

The military uniform Bajie walked slowly, pausing slightly in front of the ballot box of "South Korean Sister Feng" Shen Fengshan.

"I'm from Busan, fellow countryman, fellow ......" Shin Fengshan immediately danced to identify himself, and even spoke fluent Busan dialect.

After watching Sister Feng's hard-working performance, Bajie in military uniform showed a harmless smile from humans and animals, and then continued to move forward.

Shen Fengshan naturally knew that he had been tricked, so he had to lie on the ballot box and hammer the box to get angry, and then there was no more. At this moment, she is no longer a star, but a poor person who is judged and trampled on.

"Bajie" paused slightly in front of the other two actresses, and Li Zhen, who was extremely shy, did not say anything except for paying attention; Xu Renying, who had a hot temper, even sat on the ballot box and gave "Bajie" a disdainful look.

The military uniform Bajie pretended to be B instead of being X, so he had to sprinkle his resentment on other actresses.

One end of the ballot went in and out of Aunt Lu Shiyan's ballot box, but the other end was always held by the "Eight Rings".

"Think of your mother, how it would feel to stand here and watch you behave like this in temperatures of minus twenty degrees." Lu Shiyan, who is in her fifties, taught with great emphasis.

The military uniform Bajie did not have the slightest shame, and drew out the ballot with a "sigh", and continued to walk.

thought that he could succeed in leaving his ballots, but in the end it was a waste of saliva, Lu Shiyan was angry, "You come back." See I don't smoke you......"

"Bajie" walked through it from beginning to end, and finally came to the ballot box of the little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon.

Park Ji-yeon happily performed a few dinosaur calls, bent down and bowed a few times and said a few times, "Kangsang Smecta!" ”

However, the ballot never went to the ballot box, when Park Ji-yeon raised her head. I saw the uniformed Bajie throwing the ballot into the IU box lightly. Then he asked IU for a hug with a pig on his face.

The live voting of "Heroes and Heroes" is a game that is constantly slapped in the face and then watches IU win. And IU, although very resistant, had to try his best to deal with all kinds of unreasonable demands from Brother Pig.

The twelve actresses are all losers, and only the show's ratings peak during these torture clips.

……

The sun is slowly rising. Temperatures have not risen with it, and the strongest cold snap in decades is still relentlessly asserting its might. The enthusiasm of the female stars was blown away, leaving only endless coldness, and the heart was cold and the body was even colder.

Park Ji-yeon didn't even guard her ballot box, ran to the next door, and hugged Yoo In-na from behind to seek warmth, "Ernie, I, I'm so cold." ”

Liu Renna was also so cold that her nose was red and shivering, and she didn't sleep well last night. Now I can't lift my energy, and I lazily lie on the ballot box, "Hold it tighter, the warm baby is attached to the lower back position, and it will be warm when you hold it." ”

The little dinosaur really performed a blood-red scene to the audience on the crowded and crowded station square, "Ernie, you have a lot of meat, soft and bouncy." Why am I heavier than you, but no meat? ”

"I'm twenty-nine years old. Of course, you have to keep a good figure to attract men. I do abdominal and buttock equipment exercises every day, and I have to go swimming when I have time, and it's very hard to keep my S body shape. "Liu Renna thinks back to last night, that bad guy just likes to attack from behind. It's worth the effort.

"Ernie taught me, and I want to be S-shaped too!"

Park Ji-yeon's nonsensical outburst startled Yoo In-na, and she hurriedly turned over and stood up, looked at the little dinosaur and asked, "Do you have someone you like?" Why do you suddenly want to get in shape. ”

Park Ji-yeon frowned and looked at the figure in the distance leaning on the nanny car eating instant noodles without saying a word.

Liu Renna followed the little sister's gaze and saw the villain smoking at the back of the crowd eating instant noodles. Very underwhelming. How can it be? When pigs fly! must have thought too much, a little girl like a little dinosaur should like beautiful men.

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Lin Dong is not a big addict to smoking, but he has really smoked a lot in the past few days; Without him, the broken identity of this agent, all the guys in the same company smoke, and it would be too unusual if he didn't smoke.

"Lin Dong, what should I do now? Ji-yeon didn't get a single vote for half a day, and her position was still standing at the very edge. If you fall into the team again today, it will be three consecutive issues, which is quite hurtful. The fat man also held a cigarette in his mouth, looking irritable.

"I'm just a temporary worker working as a thug's bodyguard, so it's not my responsibility to give advice." Lin Dong's smoking posture is much more leisurely, and he is even in the mood to spit out smoke rings and play.

"Stop playing, who would dare to treat you as a temporary worker? made a movie to praise all T-ara, and also gave them a mansion as a dormitory, and now he is willing to be their agent. Whether you are selfish or not, Ji-yeon needs you now. ”

Lin Dong threw the cigarette butt into the instant noodle soup, "I warn you, don't talk nonsense, everything is a coincidence, an absolute coincidence." ”

"Yes, yes, anyway, let's think of a way."

Looking at the two teases hugging each other in the distance to keep warm, Lin Dong was also a little distressed, in this ghost weather of more than 20 degrees below zero, he couldn't dress too bloated in order to show his figure, and he was really a glamorous "frozen" person.

"What kind of bad things did you CCM do, why are you always targeted by the program team? Hyo-min is the best variety show in T-ARA, and the filming of "Youth Undefeated" was edited throughout; Now the little dinosaurs are still like that, and the positions are actually assigned to the corners and corners. ”

"It's us! You're part of CCM now, I think we're too. CCM's parent company is MNET TV, so isn't it logical for it to be targeted by the other three major TV stations? ”

"Get out! I'm not a CCM, I'm a T-ARA at best. Lin Dong immediately struggled with this principled question, "Since you don't deal with the three major TV stations, how did you get the program back?" They seem to have a lot of variety shows. ”

"You only need to find the PD of the program to pick up the job, and the PD will not care about any personal relationship for the sake of ratings; But the playback effect has to go through countless links, and any one of them may be targeted......"

"Okay, Hades is so difficult to mess with, understand in seconds."

Lin Dong handed the instant noodle bowl to Fat Park, "Is it a little quality?" Smoke with an ashtray and take it well. ”

It is difficult to find a garbage can on the streets of South Korea, and it is nonsense to have a high quality and good education, all because of the "garbage measurement system" that has been implemented for 20 years. In a word, the garbage you create yourself has to pay for these garbage, buy special garbage bags, sort them and put them in the designated location, otherwise it will be a fine.

If the quality is really that high, will the maximum fine continue to increase to 1 million won? It can only be hehe. Everything is money, and it has nothing to do with quality. No matter where you punish you for 20 years, you will become clean.

Throw it in the trash for free? Don't even think about it! Not a single garbage can will be given to you, and the streets are full of old ladies from the neighborhood committees who are so idle that they will be fined, and they will be fined if they dare to litter.

After Lin Dong handed over the instant noodle bowl to Fat Park, the eyes of the N old ladies around him also shifted to the fat man's agent, and the pot was successfully shaken.

……

Pretending to mix in the crowd, using a hood to cover his stiff face and his characteristic inch, Lin Dong successfully avoided the sight of the program team and pretended that passers-by had mixed up a ballot.

Li Zhen blinked pitifully with big eyes, staring at the ballot in Lin Dong's hand, every time he voted on the spot, it was Li Zhen's Good Friday, and the once prominent Finkl was mercilessly slapped in the face every time, reminding Li Zhen of the fact that he was easy to grow old.

Lin Dong was full of guilt and walked straight over. Lee Jin's position is at the beginning, and Park Ji-yeon's position is at the end of the line, if Dong Ge uses up the ticket, he won't be able to go on.

Beyond Li Zhen's tender gaze, Lin Dong ushered in another challenge, and Xiao IU rarely came with a fierce expression and glared at Lin Dong. Snow-white fluffy coat, extremely cute double ponytails, plus kawaii-style earmuffs, no matter how hard you pretend to be evil, it's useless, you're so stupid and cute, do your family know?

handed the ticket to IU, but the little girl turned around and gave Lin Dong a slap on the back of the head very angrily, which is not uncommon!

Park Ji-yeon, who was not far away, laughed heartlessly. It's nothing, Lin Dong has long been accustomed to the comic attributes of little dinosaurs; But Liu Renna's fiery gaze made Dong Ge unable to parry, and the legendary Year of the Wolf and Tiger was really not a joke.

"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong coughed lightly a few times, put on a black face, and reminded the female devil to pay attention to the influence. "Ji-yeon, how many votes do you have now? Is it possible to stay on the team? ”

"I don't know, not many students pass by here, and no one votes." Park Ji-yeon shrugged her head and looked bitter, T-ara's fans are mainly young people, but the people who come and go in this square are either uncles or aunts; There are still several people who vote because they mistakenly believe that Kim Tae-hee.

"As long as it's a student audience, will it vote for you?"

Park Ji-yeon was speechless and asked Cangtian. She's just a joke, but her IQ is still in the normal category. In the current situation, IU is a kill of all ages, and the No. 2 person, Liu Renna, is similar, even if young people come, I'm afraid they won't be able to get many votes.

"My ticket has been ensured to stay in the line, and if there are young people coming in, I will also stand on the side of Ji-yeon's ballot box, how about it?" At the critical moment, Liu Renna is more reliable than the little dinosaur, and the suggestion is quite feasible.

"Okay, then I'll get you some young viewers."

The temporary agent has received his first serious task, pull the strong ding! (To be continued.) )