"What you can't see or touch, there is no zài in the first place." Lin Lan said very unceremoniously. She doesn't know what's wrong with her, as long as Lin Ruji is happy, she is not happy.

"So you want to be a deity." Lin Ruji seemed to be even happier, "I know that you, a little pervert, were so fascinated by the appearance of the deity that he lost six souls and lost five souls, just looking at an ordinary-looking immortal like your master can't satisfy you." Don't worry, occasionally when the deity is in a good mood, you can still come out and let you watch it for free for a while. ”

"Demon, hurry up and die, how far away is death." Lin Lan is also drunk, she has seen narcissism, but she has never seen such narcissism. Although she admits that this demon is too demonic, it doesn't mean that he can be so narcissistic, "My master is the most beautiful man in the world, and you can't even compare to his little toe." ”

"Gentleness. Gentle. You are so crazy, where do you look like a woman, be careful that one day, even your master is afraid of you, and no one in the Six Realms will dare to marry you. Lin Ruji's voice was even more playful, and even Qi Qingyi was super innocent, "Have you actually seen your master's little toes?" When was this? Is there any other further progress that the Buddha-figure doesn't know? ”

"Shut up, you goblin who is not a man or a woman, what qualifications do you have to say Miss Ben!" Lin Lan was also mad, and the swear words were as if they had been prepared for a long time, and they rushed out. After saying that, she regretted it, Lin Ruji is indeed so beautiful that both men and women can eat, but he is a demon king after all, and it seems a little inappropriate to be scolded for "men are not men, women are not women".

Lin Ruji was really silent, silent for a long time. Lin Lan felt ashamed in her heart, so she naturally followed the silence, Qi Qingyi was also very unhappy because she was innocently lying on the gun, it was rare to have such a quiet time, and she didn't plan to open her mouth to break the silence. They were silent for a moment, and then came to the dining hall in silence.

After Yu Qinglan sent Li Yao back, she came directly to the dining hall and asked for a simple green vegetable and steamed bun, and sat there to eat. Lin Lan pulled Qi Qingyi to sit down opposite him, and as soon as Yu Qinglan politely bowed to Qi Qingyi, Uncle Wang had already served six exquisite dishes with all colors and flavors. Lin Lan looked at the master of Bigu beside him, and then at the cousin opposite, sighed, and was stunned by the delicious food on the table.

Yu Qinglan saved his life because of Qi Qingyi, and her disgust with them was greatly reduced, and by the way, she was not so angry with Lin Lan. Seeing that she was just in a daze, she felt strange in her heart, so she stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Lin Lan's eyes: "If you don't eat, what do you think?" ”

Lin Lan glanced at Yu Qinglan lightly and said, "Cousin, I don't have an appetite, you can help me eat these dishes." ”

"Where can I eat so much?" Yu Qinglan smiled helplessly, "Are you worried about Brother Li?" ”

Lin Lan shook her head. Then everyone was dazzled, and they saw a beautiful person sitting next to Yu Qinglan, picking up chopsticks very unceremoniously and eating by himself. While eating, he also commented: "This dish is too hot, and the meat is a little old." ”

The people eating in the canteen and the staff in the canteen, except for Ji Qingyi, all seemed to have been pointed, their movements stopped, their mouths opened, and they stared at Lin Ruji's beautiful face with an obsessive face.

"Stinky fox." Lin Lan was stunned for a while before she reacted, damn, this thing was actually eating her food, and immediately shouted calmly, "Why do you eat my food?" ”

"Don't be so stingy, little girl. Isn't that what you eat, what yours and mine? Lin Ruji didn't treat herself as an outsider at all, and greeted warmly, "You're welcome, come and eat together." ”

Yu Qinglan sat beside the dazzling demon king, and she suddenly looked gray and disgraceful. Yu Qinglan hurriedly stood up and shouted in awe: "Your Majesty the Demon King." ”

Everyone in the dining hall was fascinated by his beauty, and no one noticed what he called Lin Lan.

Lin Ruji didn't look at Yu Qinglan, she only stared at Qi Qingyi seriously, and smiled: "How long have you not eaten stinky stones?" You've almost forgotten the smell of this food, right? ”

Qi Qingyi smiled: "I'm afraid it's almost ten thousand years." ”

"Ten thousand years?" Lin Lan didn't hold on, and almost threw herself under the table. Her master, who looked like he was twenty years old at most, a young and handsome master, hadn't eaten for 10,000 years? It's messy in the wind. Although she had a bad chance and was able to encounter such an unreliable thing as crossing, she was in her thirties in her two lives combined. Even if it can be calculated like this, how many generations is she and the master are there?

"Not going to taste it?" Lin Ruji carefully picked out the bones of a piece of fish and put it in the bowl in front of Qi Qingyi.

Qi Qingyi smiled slightly, picked up the chopsticks, elegantly put the fish meat in his mouth, and chewed it carefully. Lin Ruji looked at him with a smile and asked, "How does it taste?" ”

Qi Qingyi nodded: "It's okay, the heat has passed for half a minute." ”

Lin Lan was completely messy now. O heaven, O earth, who can sue her, what is the situation? An immortal chief and a demon king, who fought to the death two days ago, are now sitting together to eat and eat with each other? Also, how picky are they, what does it mean that the heat is more than half a minute?

"Little girl, don't just watch, let's eat together." Lin Ruji looked up and saw Lin Lan's ghost-like eyes, smiled charmingly, and almost blinded Lin Lan's eyes.

Lin Lan nodded sloppily, picked up the chopsticks, and pinched a piece of meat, just wanted to eat it, but sent it to the bowl of Qi Qingyi: "Master, you use it first." ”

"You have to please your master, so you have to be sincere. The deity gave him fish meat, and you also sandwiched fish meat, and the deity at least helped him pick out the thorns, so you were good and sent it over directly. Lin Ruji looked at Lin Lan funny, and her tone was full of teasing, "What?" Is it a deliberate attempt to make the deity appear so gentle and delicate? ”

"You really have a crush on my master." Lin Lan didn't quarrel with him, pretended to be thinking seriously, and thought for a while before saying in a very positive tone. After thinking about it, he still didn't feel like it, so he turned his head and asked Ji Qingyi, "Master, do you like men or women?" ”

Qi Qingyi lay innocently on the gun again, he carefully picked out the thorns in the fish meat that Lin Lan sandwiched, and sent them back to Lin Lan's bowl, before he said lightly: "Master is not interested in men. ”

Lin Lan was very satisfied with Qi Qingyi's answer, and smiled proudly: "Stinky fox, have you heard, my master doesn't like men." You'd better die of this heart. ”

Lin Ruji was playful, turned into a bewitching beauty, and took a piece of meat and sent it to the bowl of Qi Qingyi, and said sweetly and greasy in a voice with a sugar content of more than five plus signs: "Stinky stone, I really didn't see it, it turns out that you are so bad." The way I look now, you should like it, right? ”

Struck dumb. Lin Lan could only be dumbfounded. Depend on. Youkai are youkai, how can you play with youkai. Isn't this looking for your own death?

The others in the dining hall were just about to recover from the shock of Lin Ruji's beauty, but in the blink of an eye, he turned into a blood-pumping beauty. Nosebleeds, so many people had nosebleeds at the same time, so that the whole canteen was filled with the smell of blood at once.

"You've played it." Qi Qingyi said lightly, with a wave of his hand, everyone returned to normal, as if they had never seen them, they should eat, they should work, including Yu Qinglan. Unconsciously he walked to another table with the food in his hand and sat down, and went on eating.

Lin Lan had just recovered from the shock, and was immediately shocked by Qi Qingyi's spell again, and pulled Qi Qingyi's arm in surprise: "Master, have you erased their memories?" There's an enchantment or something so they can't see us, right? ”

"Lan'er is just smart." Qi Qingyi did not hesitate to praise Lin Lan, and seized the opportunity to praise it.

"Dead demon, don't turn back soon! Look awkward to death! Lin Lan was praised, naturally a little fluttery, and turned her head to rush to Lin Ruji, "My master is a fairy who can't sit still, if you want to seduce my master, you better save it." ”

"Sitting still?" Lin Ruji seemed to have heard what a funny joke, and she was very shocked by Lin Lan's affection and continued, "He can't sit still, will he be confused with the six fairies for ten thousand years?" ”

"Six? Fairy? Lin Lan was really shocked now. What is the rhythm of this? Master alone, no, an immortal, with six at the same time? When did the fairy world become so chaotic, who can come and popularize science for her?

"That's all in the past. Moreover, not at the same time. Ji Qingyi didn't expect her to react so much, and hurriedly explained.

"Six ex-girlfriends?" Lin Lan still asked a little disbelievingly.

Qi Qingyi nodded.

10,000 years, only six, not much, right? Now there are some men who can't wait to talk about six in half a year. Lin Lan was relieved, who hasn't passed a little yet. Master, he has lived for tens of thousands of years, and if he has been single, he must have a problem with emotional intelligence. It's normal to have an ex-girlfriend. With a former girlfriend, he must know how to love a woman better.

Lin Ruji was a little surprised to see her look recover so quickly: "You don't care? ”

"What do you care about? Isn't it just six ex-girlfriends? Lin Lan smiled and said, "I don't believe that your demon king has lived for so many years, and there are few women?" Oops, speaking of this, you quickly change it back for me, it's already bewitching enough, and then you become a woman, and you can't live anymore! ”

Lin Ruji changed her body, changed back to her original appearance, and said with a smile: "It turns out that you have low self-esteem, if you say it earlier, you will not become a woman to hit you." You're right, the deity has indeed had a lot of shemales. Double cultivation is beneficial and harmless to the deity, and the deity will naturally not refuse. It's a pity that in the past thousand years, there are almost no banshees who can double cultivate with the deity. The deity is really lonely. ”

"They've all been killed by you?" Lin Lan didn't hear it anymore, and blurted out to ask without thinking about it.

Lin Ruji was almost shocked and fell under the table. What kind of brain is this little girl, with such bloody and bizarre ideas?

"The benefits of double cultivation are the same for both male and female banshees." Seeing that Lin Ruji was so embarrassed, Qi Qingyi kindly explained for him, "There is no problem of zài absorbing essence. ”

"Oh? So how did they all die? Lin Lan understood and continued to ask.

"Who sued you that they were all dead?" Lin Ruji was quite speechless.

"None of them are dead, why can't they double cultivate with you?" Lin Lan asked rather innocently and shamelessly.

"They are too slow to advance, and they are not on the same level as the deity." Lin Ruji had to be patient to explain.

"It turns out that you've had enough of playing and dislike them." Lin Lan was very sure of the underground conclusion.

Lin Ruji's black line and black line, speechless and speechless. In the end, he wisely chose to bury his head in eating and ignore this uneducated stinky girl!