I took the card, hesitated and asked, "What the hell is going on?" ”

"Go first, I'll tell you when I have time. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info "Number Three sat down, looking very tired.

This is the first time I've seen that no matter how busy No. 3 is, operating two laptops with two hands, watching and listening to all directions, it has never been like this. I watch the traders in the company every day, they don't get tired when they are nervous at work, and once the market is closed, some are still in a state of excitement/excitement, while others have a tired face. Therefore, the company has a lounge, in which the sofa is large and soft, and almost all traders also have a blanket for themselves, so they can go in at any time and take a light nap for a while.

With the card in hand, I walked out, and through the crack in the door that was slowly closing, I saw with concern that No. 3 was leaning back in the boss's chair with a gray face, not moving.

When I went out to the subway entrance, my mind was full of questions. After thinking about it, I took out my phone and dialed number four.

After a while, it was connected, and the voice of Number Four came: "Huizhen." ”

"What the hell is going on?" I asked directly: "Why did the deputy director come back and talk to No. 3 about something?" ”

There was no sound, and Number Four was silent, and I couldn't wait: "Hey, what the hell are you talking about!" ”

"Hye-jin." No. 4 took a while before he spoke: "Mr. Li should tell you, even if he doesn't say it, you will know soon." But one thing is for sure, Huizhen, you are a good woman, you will definitely get a good marriage, I absolutely believe this. Toot toot... ”

The way I stand on the street with my mobile phone must be very graphic, "Dididi... The voice was not coming from the phone, but from the side of the road next to him.

I looked sideways, a black Porsche, the window was down, and the head of the number one sticked out: "What a coincidence, where to go, let's get in the car." ”

I also want to say how coincidentally, just to go to the private room, anyway, there is a car, don't sit in vain. So I opened the door and got in.

Sitting in the car, I said the address.

"Haha, that's a coincidence, I'll go there too." No. 1 laughed: "Could it be that the room you want to help Mr. Li set is the place where I want to eat at noon?" ”

I looked at him: "Mr. Li wants to invite you to dinner?" ”

"yes, just called me." No. 1 turned onto the elevated road, and when he had time, he looked sideways at me: "You seem to have something on your mind." ”

I flatly denied it: "Come on, how can I have a heartless heart like me." ”

"If you have a mirror, take it out and look at it, and look at the middle of your eyebrows, it's almost twisted. Don't be like this, the woman frowns a lot and will get old. No. 1 grinned: "Anyway, you don't have to move your mouth when you sit, and you will be in a better mood when you say it." ”

No. 1 is not a bad person, and it seems that he has a lot of connections, so I told me about the visit of the deputy director of the Cosmic Immigration Bureau to No. 3 just now.

"Oh~" Number One gasped: "Then what do you think it will be?" ”

"Do I know I want to ask you?" I was so angry that I didn't know what was going on for a long time. Sitting there was muttering, "What are you looking for Three?" Could it be that the Universe Immigration Bureau is short of money and wants No. 1 to help them invest? ”

One laughed again: "Will cosmic immigrants be short of money?" ”

Of course not, but why are you looking for Three?

No. 1 drove the car, galloping on the elevated road, and from time to time the navigation in the car indicated that there was a camera monitoring in front of it, and the current speed limit was how many kilometers per hour or something.

He couldn't help laughing, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "When you call Mr. Li, you will always call him No. 3, is it not over?" ”

I smiled exaggeratedly at him, "Hey, hey, hey, "I'll call you number one in front of others." Number two, number four... ”

"Why don't you say it, there's still number five!" Captain One let out a long sigh, "It seems that you still like Number Five the most." ”

No. 5 has become an eternal regret in my heart. After a hundred days of falling out of love, I'm still sad from time to time.

Seeing me like this, Captain One sighed: "Okay, what is lost is often the best, although we are not as good as your cosmic superheroes, but at least there is still a number in your mouth, which is not bad." ”

Hanging number, number one, number two, number three, number four... Now it was my turn to laugh.

"Don't laugh, seriously." One began to get off the elevated road, because he spoke, and drove slowly and leisurely: "Do you know how many aliens you want to date you now?" After knowing your matchmaker from various channels, use various methods to contact or ask for introduction, if it is not for the deputy director to speak, who dares to bother, all of them will be disqualified from immigrating to the earth, otherwise your matchmaker Sister Ma will not be able to hold it for three days. ”

Yes, I don't know these things: "I've been five times and quit the blind date network." ”

"It's very wise, get 150,000 first. And you're a big hit among the aliens now, and it's not easy to find a man. No. 1 grinned: "It's not derogatory, you don't have that many hearts, it's just crooked." It's your kind of behavior that makes you think about the greater good that makes the aliens think you're interesting. ”

"It's better not to be favored by you aliens, you people are too terrible." I'm also telling the truth, as human beings, there is simply not enough for these immigrant aliens. Therefore, most of the immigration laws and regulations of the USCIS are to restrict aliens. Otherwise, the laws of the earth would not be able to bind these superhumans.

When I arrived at the destination, it was a five-star hotel. Sitting in the all-glass sightseeing elevator, No. 1 complained a little: "I don't like too high-end places, things are expensive and scarce, and the food is all about location, environment and service, which is not interesting at all." It's still a low-end restaurant, with a lot of things and delicious. ”

"Eat and eat, look at the flesh on you." Speaking of which, I noticed that No. 1 was fat again: "Oh my God, you're heavy now, you're covered in meat." ”

Stretched out his hand and tried to twist No. 1's waist, but he was able to pinch out a lump of fat through his clothes.

"Haha, don't, tickle." Number One laughed and dodged.

"It feels good, pinch it again." I'm pretending to pinch it.

"Don't, don't." No. 1 hand protects the flesh on his waist: "Don't pinch it, fortunately it's me, if you pinch the wrong person, see if some people don't give you... ”

"What, getting angry, swearing, beating?" I blinked.

"Ding Dong~" The elevator lady who was standing next to her and had been watching the joke spoke: "The revolving restaurant on the top floor has arrived." ”

We got off the elevator, and Number One whispered to me, "Don't pinch aliens randomly, there's something powerful... ”

No. 1 didn't have a smile on his fat face at this time: "I'll eat you." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and when No. 1 saw my appearance, he laughed again: "I scared you!" Eating human beings is a very serious sin, and uncontrollable species cannot be immigrated to Earth. Just like cats can't immigrate to the Rats. ”

Is that so? That's right, aliens are so smart, how can they not think about it.

I remembered what the deputy chief looked like: "Rat Planet, deputy director? ”

"You must not say that the deputy director is a mouse, did you?" No. 1 looked at me nervously, and then was relieved: "There shouldn't be, otherwise, you won't live so peacefully, and you will be miserable a long time ago." ”

"How miserable? Into my nose rima? "The reason rats can beat elephants is said to be that rats get into the trunk of elephants to mischievous.

"Of course it won't drill your nose, your nostrils aren't that big, but it's possible to beat you half to death." Number One is telling jokes again. In terms of the figure of the deputy director, an absolute little hamster, cute. If it weren't for the old-fashioned and authoritative posture when he spoke, he really wanted to touch it.

The elevator arrived and we stepped out of the elevator. I booked a private room, walked into the private room and sat down, and then waited for the third day.

I looked at No. 1's already fat figure: "I'm still worried about you, what's wrong with you, you're fat like this." ”

"Maybe I will continue to be fat." Number One also pinched his chubby arm, he had already stretched his shirt to the point that it was about to break, and he couldn't button it at the neck, only two of them were opened, and then he had to buy new ones. Instead he smiled at me: "If you're fat, you're not pretty, will you dislike me?" ”

I smiled wryly, "I don't think I've ever liked you." ”

Number One looked at me with a strange look in his eyes, but I said it wasn't something light: "You're going to like me, definitely." ”

What do you mean, I'm stunned there... The door opened, and Number Three walked in, breaking my growing embarrassment and doubts.

Number Three looked at Number One, didn't say anything, and walked directly to the table and sat down.

I feel that the atmosphere is a little wrong, and No. 3 doesn't say hello to No. 1, No. 1 should belong to No. 3's big customer, even if it's a business partner, he should also say hello.

"It just so happens that Mr. He is also there. Hye-jin has something I want to tell you! After a pause, Number Three opened the briefcase he had brought, took out a piece of paper and a pen from it, faced me face up, and moved it all the way down the revolving glass on the dining table to me: "You've been fired." ”

He took out two yuan from his bag and pushed it in front of me: "This is compensation, two months' salary, 20,000 yuan, sign it." ”

I was stunned... Why was he fired again, and Ban Xiang finally asked: "Why?" ”

Number Three looked at Number One: "Do you say or do I say?" "It's very blunt.

I turned my head to look at Number One, glaring, "Are you the ghost again?" ”

"Well~" No. 1 finger scratched the back of his head, and then admitted to me: "Yes! ”

"Uh~" I didn't expect No. 1 to admit the account like this, and after being stunned, the anger came up: "It's not done once, why do you have to do it again?" Do you know how hard it is for me to find a job as a 40-year-old? ”

I was angry directly at No. 3: "I was fired twice in two days, and I was fired by the same owner, and only I can encounter this kind of thing." Are you playing with me, or are you going to let me, a common man, play with you? ”

No. 3 didn't speak, as if he knew that I had a lot of fire to start, and of course I couldn't restrain myself, and said to No. 1 again: "Now I know, you're very powerful, okay?" ”

"Huizhen~" No. 1 actually pouted, looking very aggrieved: "Don't be like this, you can come to me to do it, isn't it a monthly salary of 9,000 yuan, Mr. Li can afford it, and I can afford it." ”

I was so angry that I inhaled and wanted to cry without tears, how did I meet an alien, what are you doing!

"Hye-jin, I'm sorry, although I like you very much, there are some things I have to sacrifice as well. You take the money and go to work for Mr. He, if you have any difficulties in the future, just come to me. "Number Three is looking at Number One, as if to say it to him.

No. 1 lowered his head, and when he didn't see anything, he actually saw it all in his eyes.

I was so angry that I couldn't speak, so it took a long time to ask: "Has the information about my second dismissal entered the labor bureau system?" ”

"In, twice." Number Three replied.

I'm almost not crazy, and now I'm going to get out and find a job. Originally, I was expecting yesterday's dismissal to not enter the system.,It looks better.,I can make up some reasonable reasons with the new owner.,Now call me how to explain that I was fired twice in two days.,No one believes lying.,To tell the truth, no one believes it.。。。 Hey, hey, hey, it's someone else who bets with me, and it's always not about firing me. So the president fired me, and then I stepped out of the company on the front foot, and the personnel manager on the back foot cried and shouted, even the children and mothers moved out, and pulled me back with a monthly salary of 9,000. The next day, they stuffed me with 20,000 and fired me again... The ghost believes that this boss and the bettor are all full of food and have nothing to do?

But in this world, there are people who have enough to eat and nothing to do, and I was fired again, and I have been working for a few days before and after, and here on the third alone, I have already received 30,000 yuan in compensation. It's almost the Chinese New Year, and it seems that I'm going to spend this Spring Festival without work.

I sat there in a daze, when the waiter came in and looked at me curiously, along with the 20,000 yuan in front of me and a piece of paper with "company opinion" written on it.

The waiter asked, "Do you want to order now?" ”

"Point, point!" The first result was handed over by the waiter, and coaxed me: "Eat first, talk about it when you eat, and if it's okay, eat first." ”

After eating a fart meal, I stood up suddenly, grabbed the pen on the paper and signed my name on the paper, stuffed the money in my bag and turned around and walked outside.

"Huizhen, don't go, I'll send you after eating." No. 1 shouted inside, and then shouted at No. 3: "Oops, don't hold me, Zhenzhen~"

I walked briskly all the way to the elevator entrance, and when I got on the elevator, I saw Number 1 running here, and Number 3 following him.

"Zhenzhen~" No. 1 has indeed gained a lot of weight, running out of breath, and the flesh trembling with every step.

You don't have anything to say to these aliens. Regardless of the elevator lady next to me, I pressed my finger directly on the door closing button and closed the elevator door.

When I got out, I walked down the road even though the subway entrance was across the road. I don't want to go home right away, these guys will come to my door and block me, or just sit at my house and wait for me.

The mobile phone rang, but it was not turned off, it was Mr. Li's, and I picked it up directly. (To be continued.) )