Chapter 23: The Food Chain
In film and television dramas and novels, living with a celebrity stewardess or something is very pleasant and comfortable; But the reversal of the little prince Lin Dong used a living example to slap his face, especially when there were as many as six female stars living together.
I used to see the little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon eating in the show, and I thought it was cute when I ate in the storm; If the baby dinosaur looked intently at the meat in your bowl, would it still be cute?
"Dong Ge is a principled person and will never give in. Die, Park Ji-yeonxi. Although Korean table manners generally do not use the left hand, Lin Dong has no longer care about it, and stretches out his left hand to defend his own rice bowl.
Park Ji-yeon wrinkled her nose, snorted heavily, and ran to the kitchen on her feet, "Hyomin Oni, can you make me another barbecue?" ”
The cooking woman Xiaomin was cutting the fruit after the meal, and said perfunctorily without looking back, "In the past few days for the New Year, there is no fresh meat in the supermarket downstairs." I'll fill the fridge again tomorrow, and now let's eat some fruit first. If you eat meat all the time, it will affect your digestion, and you farted when you went to bed last night. ”
"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong sprayed rice, such a violent word, it was a little unacceptable for a while, and sure enough, distance produces beauty.
The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon was informal, and asked directly, "What kind of fruit is suitable to eat?" ”
"Bananas, but you can't choose half-ripe, choose those that are spotted and fully ripe, otherwise ......"
Park Hyo-min was chattering while cutting fruits, this image brought tons of psychological damage to Lin Dong, where did the good cold mature woman go? How can it be a 100% purebred house-cooked woman?
You're going to lose powder like that, you know.
As carnivores, little dinosaurs can't let go of their yearning for meat after all; He returned to the table with a banana and sat opposite Lin Dong, biting the banana while saying, "Uncle, let's make a deal." ”
"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong sprayed again, this action of biting bananas is too reverie. Dong Ge is not a casual person, how can he make an evil deal, "What kind of trading law?" ”
"Intelligence for meat."
"Intelligence? What intelligence? I don't think you're going to have any dry stuff in this tease. "Strategically defying the adversary and gaining a negotiating opportunity.
The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon is still a little tender after all. I couldn't stand it when Lin Dong complained about it. Glancing at the cook who was still busy in the kitchen, the little dinosaur whispered, "Xiao Min Oni's three measurements for this bowl of meat, can you change it?" ”
“36。 24, 36, who doesn't know. Want to fool me with such broken information? ”
"Yikes! Huaying's measurements? ”
"I'm not interested in knowing."
The little dinosaurs habitually put their eyes, noses and mouths together and sulked; There is no other countermeasure, the brain is not enough.
"Why don't you talk about the others?" Lin Dong turned passive into active.
"Alas. The other Ernie can't say anything, or I'll die a terrible death. ”
"Huh?" Lin Donglai was interested, this T-ARA food chain structure seems to be quite interesting, "Tell me why you are afraid of Ernies." If you say it well, not only will you be able to eat meat, but OPPA will reward you with some Chinese snacks. ”
Park Ji-yeon was a little moved, looking at the bowl of meat on the table hesitantly, and heaven and man were at war.
Lin Dong pushed the meat in front of her, "This is a deposit, and the final payment will be paid after receiving the goods." Let's go up to the rooftop and talk, they don't know. ”
"Deal!"
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The moon is dark and the wind is high. Light snow drifting.
A man bites on spicy strips, half a woman eats barbecue, and is engaged in a nefarious intelligence deal.
"The first one you can't mess with is Cyglioni."
Park Ji-yeon said a surprising name, the quietly beautiful Tianxian Ju will be the most ferocious woman?
Lin Dongzhang was confused, unreliable, and quite unreliable, "Although I have amnesia, I am not crazy." Little dinosaurs, you don't want to deceive couples. ”
"It's true! At the beginning of last year, we got the first place in "BO-PEEP-BO-PEEP", and then Enjing Oni was revealed to have to ask his family for living expenses on a variety show. So Cyglioni was angry, and the consequences were severe. ”
Then Park Ji-yeon paused and looked at the spicy strips in Lin Dong's hand.
Lin Dong completely convinced this little dinosaur, and he usually made a mess. When there is food, it will be a goblin, "Take it, and you will be rewarded for saying it well." ”
"Hmm!" Park Ji-yeon took the spicy strip and took a bite, "Wow, it's so spicy, it's so enjoyable." Cyglioni felt embarrassed that we had asked the family for our pocket money. So I got a T-Ara online mall to sell clothes, and now it has a daily turnover of more than 30 million won, and we usually get a little money from that mall. ”
Rely on, more than 30 million a day, and a monthly turnover of more than 1 billion won? Lin Dongdong, who owes a lot of debt, feels unloved, "Don't you President Kim Kwang-so care about this?" ”
"The president won't ask about Cyglioni, and Ernie also gives 10% of the company's shares, and then the six of us divide the remaining 90%. Now it's all Ernie taking care of the online mall, so don't offend her, or we'll beat us up badly! ”
"Six?"
"Yes, when the online mall was established, Huaying hadn't joined yet."
Understood, six people account for ninety percent, and in turn play 9:1 points for Kim Kwang-so? Aren't you slapping your face, no wonder Kim Kwang-so wants to tire you out like dogs.
"Why didn't Kim Kwang-so dare to ask about Li Juli?"
"I don't know, I just don't care about Ernie. Don't worry about her, or none of us will let you go! ”
If you have money, you are an uncle, and if you have milk, you are a mother. Li Juli's scale, or a faucet, is definitely a "mother" level character. T-ara is at the top of the food chain, and well deserved.
"What about the others?"
"The second one you can't mess with is Soyan Oni. As long as you provoke her, you are ready to be nagged every day until she loses her anger. ”
Lin Dong nodded, and understood, the talkative Tang Seng can even stop the monkey, Pu Suyan, the female Tang Seng is indeed terrifying.
"The third one you can't mess with is Sapphire Oni."
"Why?"
That blue baby, who is 1.5 meters tall and eternally fifteen years old? No matter how you look at it, it's harmless to humans and animals.
Park Ji-yeon stared at Lin Dong again.
"Zhiyan, you love to eat so much, if you don't do it well in the future, you will be seduced by bad men with a big meal." Lin Dong said in a deep voice.
"Is the person who invites me to a big dinner considered a bad man?" However, Park Ji-yeon has her own set of values, which ordinary people in the world of foodies can't understand.
Lin Dong wordlessly handed over the spicy strips.
Although Park Ji-yeon is unreliable, she is quite trustworthy, and she will do things immediately after receiving the goods, "Sapphire Oni is covered by Cyioni, so naturally you can't bully her, and can you bully her?" ”
"It's really impossible to attack endangered protected animals, and I'm afraid there are not many people with such tender faces. And then what? ”
"Of course, the ones you can't mess with are me and Eun Jing Oni, we are a third black belt in taekwondo, be careful that we beat you." Park Ji-yeon compared the pose of punching the lim dong ancestral hall in the afternoon.
Lin Dong is full of black lines, and the taekwondo black belt with Enjing may be genuine, but the black belt of the little dinosaur is quite credible, and it is not good to pass the test by selling cuteness.
"Which one is you good or Eun Jing is good?"
"Of course it's me. I'm five years younger than Ernie, and I'll be better than her after five more years. Park Ji-yeon looked a natural theorism.
"Stupid, while you have been practicing for five years, Enjing is also practicing."
Park Ji-yeon frowned and thought about it, as if it was really the case, and made a slight gesture with her fingers, "That is, Eun Jingoni is better than me, just a loss." ”
"Alright, let's talk about the rest."
"Hyomin Oni usually buys vegetables and cooks, is responsible for helping us take pictures, making coffee, buying drinks, cleaning ......"
The little maid didn't run away, and she deserved to be a weak woman.
"What about Huaying? She just went out, oh, don't live here? ”
Park Ji-yeon looked at Lin Dong left and right for a while, "It seems that the uncle really has amnesia." ”
"Why do you say that?" Lin Dong couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the middle three girls at all.
"Hwa-young has a sister named Hyo-young. They're twins, the kind of twins whose faces are hard to distinguish, of course they have to live together, how can they come to live here in the dormitory? ”
Twins? Lin Dong really heard about it for the first time, no wonder he would leave a few of you teasers, of course, twin sisters are closer.
Then T-Ara's food chain has become quite simple and clear, Li Juli at the level of Niangniang and Pu Suyan like a female Tang monk, the protected animal Quan Baolan, the guard with a knife Han Eunjing, the half-hung guard Park Ji-yeon without a knife, the maid Wannian Xiao Park Hyo-min, and Hua Ying don't need to think about it if she is not stationed here.
The fortresses are breached from the inside, and to drive out the outsiders T-ara, the foodie little dinosaur seems to be the easiest target to rebel.
"Zhiyan, are the spicy strips delicious?"
"Uh-huh!"
"OPPA has better food, do you want to continue exchanging information?"
"Uncle, do you think I look like a fool?" Park Ji-yeon suddenly changed her painting style.
"This, how is this possible? Wuli Ji-yeon is the most intelligent and clever. Lin Dong was a little caught off guard, so he had to use the fart magic skill of ten thousand spirits.
"Of course." Park Ji-yeon raised her little head and made a dinosaur chuckle, "I know very well what I can say and what I can't say, and I just said nonsense." Uncle, see you tomorrow! ”
The little dinosaur fled victoriously with spicy strips; Only Lin Dong was left messy in the snow, and he was tricked. (To be continued.) )